"Hey, Reader!...Come right on in...and join the Party!...We've got Funky Music, Funky People,
...but the Food ain't Funky!
"My, My, Hollywood...
I had a Dream!"
"Hey there!...
I see that
you have finally emerged
from "The Ether!"
Join us... and let us
expand your mind!...
...and expand your wisdom...
and maybe your Wallet, too!"
"Hi, Reader!...
All of the intentions in this Blog...are Pure!
And Relatively True!
..That's Right...some Truths are
malleable and can Morph...
right in front of you!
But this is true...
I'm going to give you
all that I can...
Wanna drag this cigg?
That's fine..."
"Hey, Everyone!...
I'm the "Designated Driver"
for Today's "Furtherance!"
Yes, I am the
"Official Seeker And Teller Of The Truth!"
and "The Giver And Taker Who Doesn't Lie!"...
Some of what you read and see
may not fully impact you now,
but, later,
meanings may become
"Shockingly Clear!"
"Oh...I'm first?
Let me straighten my Skirt!...
Well Thank You,
Miss "Miss Liar Who Never Tells The Truth!"
....Hollywood, can you
come a little closer?...
Thank you!
I know that you're just coming
from Judo Practice...
and I just Love your
"Fresh From Battle"
Smell!"
"What a pleasurable moment for me!
Thank you, Miss "It's True That You Never Give And Only Take!"
...Dr Report
I really enjoyed being your
patient in
Dental School!
And it's great to see
you doing all
of these
"Wonderful Things!"
I was wondering if we can
talk about Gold Foils?"?"
Thanks,
Miss "Tell The Truth Or Take Stuff And Lie!"
...I have one eye covered
so that...!"
"Coming up... some
'Intellectual Comfort Food!'"
"HSR!...
Welcome to my lair!
Here,
you can acquire all of the
Secrets and Understandings
that you require
to be your "Universal Best!"
But,
just know that
you're going to
have to
"Pay The Piper!"...
...Ready?...
Good!"
You and your
"Tomorrow has just become Today, and
I'm going to
"Rock It Good!"
smiles
are
just waiting for the
"Show To Start!"
For your information,
this Current Episode is
brought to you through
the Power of the
"Word of Mouth!"
However,
some may call it
"Gossip-
ing!"
"I'm only Dreaming this!...
In reality,
I'm
in HSR's Arms!"
Water skiing is and
looks great!
People who have mastered it
seem to "have it going on!"
And the Ladies
Love a guy like that!
Many movies have been made where
water and
Lovely Ladies
"Take the Cake!"
Yes!...this guy gets
all the
Girls!
Now HSR decides that
if Goofy
and a little kid
and others
can have good success,
maybe he can too!
"Wrong Assumption!"
He tries to "Hot Dog" for a bit
but
he ends up having to get saved
over
and over
again!
But...hey!
There's one Lady
that's taken a liking
to him
and she
is going to
"Save Him And Make His Day!"
People!...That's all well
and fine...You know...
HSR getting help and all...
and not drowning!...
But let's see what happens in
this next adventure,
which originally started
in the Blog Entry,
"This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures For George Washington To Look Great While Winning The War!,"
AND AS A LITTLE TYKE
HSR IS FRESH OUT
OF ELEMENTARY
SCHOOL FOR THE SUMMER AND,
LIKE LAST YEAR,
HE'S VISITING HIS
GREAT-GRANDPARENT'S
PLACE
IN THE WOODS!...
BUT HE AND HIS FAMILY
HAVE TO
DRIVE A LONG WAY
TO GET THERE...
AND THEY PASS BY SOME
EATING
ESTABLISHMENTS,
AND
WHEN THE
NEXT ONE COMES UP
HSR SAYS,
"HEY DAD ...
CAN WE STOP
AT ROY'S
AND USE THE
BATHROOM AND
GET SOME FOOD TO
EAT?"
SO,
THEY STOP AT ROY'S
AND THEY ALL
SHARE A REALLY BIG
BURGER!...
AND AFTER A LOT MORE DRIVING
AND SLEEPING
IN THE CAR,
HSR AND HIS FAMILY
FINALLY GET THERE...
TO A COZY PLACE
IN THE WOODS,
AND AFTER SAYING "HI"
A LOT AND, GIVING
AND GETTING A LOT OF
"SUGAR" FROM GREAT GRANDMA,
HSR ASKS THEM,
"CAN I GO OUT
IN BACK
AND RACE AGAIN
WITH ONE OF YOUR CARS?"...
THEN,
THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER
THEN THEY
LOOK BACK AT HSR AND SAY,
"OF COURSE, YOUNG MAN...
TAKE YOUR PICK!...BUT...
DON'T GO TOO FAST!"
NOW THAT THE YOUNG HSR IS
GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT,
HE
ZOOMS OUT OF THERE
QUICKLY!...
THEN RUNS DOWN A PATHWAY
AND WHEN HE
GETS TO THE END
HE CAN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES!...
BECAUSE,
HE NOW HAS TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN
THIS RACE CAR
AND THIS ONE,
BUT,
WHEN HE SEES THIS ONE,
HE SAYS,
"THAT'S THE ONE!...AND
IMMEDIATELY,
HE PLAYS LIKE HE'S
PUTTING ON A RACER'S HELMET,
AND DARKENS
IT,
THEN,
HE
ENTERS THE
INSIDE,
STRAPS ON HIS SEAT BELT,
STARTS THE CAR UP,
AND...
WITH HIS OWN FULL SOUND EFFECTS,
...HE'S OFF!
"VVRRROOOM!" HE SHOUTS!...
"NOW,
I'M BURNING RUBBER
LEFT
AND
RIGHT!"
"NOW,
THE CROWD GOES
CRAZY...
...AS I DO A WHEELIE!...
OH, NO!...
I'M GOING TOO FAST...
I'M GONNA
CRASH!"...
"NOW,
I'M BACK ON THE ROAD...
WITH MY
BATMOBILE!...
HEY, BUSTER...
...OUTTA MY WAY!
OH, YOU GOT OUT OF MY WAY!
NOW,
I'M GOING
ACROSS THE DESERT!
AND EVERYBODY'S
CRASHING!
EXCEPT FOR ME!...
UH OH...
THE "PALICE"
ARE "TRYNA"
PASS ME!"
"HEY, LITTLE BOY," SAYS
THIS LADY...
I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU
IN THE DUST!"
"OKAY," I TELL HER...LET'S SEE!"
NOW WE TAKE OFF...
AND
SO, NOW...
HSR TURNS THE CAR OFF
AND UNBUCKLES HIS BELT
AND RUNS BACK TO THE HOUSE
AND TELLS HIS GREAT GRAND PA,
"YOU SHOULDA SEEN IT!
THIS LADY AND I WERE
RACING REAL FAST, BUT
SHE
CRASHED!...
AND I WAS
GOING SO FAST THAT
MY DOOR
JUST FELL OFF!...
AND ALL KINDS OF
SPARKS
WERE FLYING!
SO GREAT GRANDPA...YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NEXT?"
"YOU'RE GOING TO DO
SOME MORE
RACING AND
CRASHING?"
"NO GRANDPA!, I'M GONNA
MAKE
SOME DONUTS
ON THE GROUND!...
AFTER I HAVE SOME
KOOL AID AND
SOME
HOT DOGS!...
AND THEN I'MA
PLAY
ON THE SWINGS
AND THEN, I'MA"...
"WAIT A SEC, MY
GREAT GRANDSON HOLLYWOOD!
COME HERE AN GIMME A BIG HUG...
...THAT'S
RIGHT!...NOW. LET'S GO
MAKE SOME HOT DOGS!,"
"I LOVE YOU, GREAT GRANDPA!"
"There's Faith, Hope, and Love...but the greatest of these
is
Love"
People!...
As you probably
already know...
"Bad Breath
Ain't No Joke!"
And...yes!...that,
and some of our
other odors, have
been around since
the Cave Man Days!
"Breff Stank"
is
bona fide Dental condition
that is
easier to catch
than many people think!
We make jokes about it
in our cartoons
and
you can surmise that
some of the
Monsters that we see
in our Movies
definitely
don't clean their
deranged and lethal mouths!
Popular TV Series give
"Very Destructible Breath" to
some of
their Creatures!
Godzilla
has some
of the
"Most Damaging Breath"
ever!
"Hey, Pal...
Come close and see
if I have
"Breff Stank!"
"This one guy asked me out but
his breath smelled
like dead fish!
"You gotta step up your
breath game," I told him!
"Come on and just gimme a Kiss," he
kept pressing!
But I said,
"O to the "H" no!"
"I can see it in your eyes
that you Love me!" he says...
"I ain't a Psychiatrist...But
I can tell that
"You Crazy!"" I testify to him!
"Well, if my Dentist helps me
fix my "Breff,"
can I at least talk to you
next week," he begs...
"Sure...easier said
than done!" I say!...
That's right!...many people
will let you know that
you're emitting
"Stinky
Air!"
And that can make
"Breath Patients"
sad!
"I hope I don't lose
him
for good...
just because
of my "Breff!"
"OMG!...My Dentist just
threw his small
mirror down
and left
the room...
the room...
Now, he
refuses to treat me!
That's right...
check your
situation...
so you don't wreck
your Reputation!
Certain foods,
smoking,
medicines and certain
health conditions
can definitely
contribute to
"Oral Fires!"
But, to
the point,
to "Satisfactorily Detoxify"
the mouth,
sometimes
one just has to
"Hose
It Down!"...
...and not temporarily
mask
"Da Funk!"
Bacterial buildup in the mouth
and in fish tanks,
to illustrate,
has to be frequently eliminated!
or else...
Bad News will happen!
Don't let your "Bacterias"
consume you!
Do these people not
want their
Breff Stank Status
to be made public?
Well, let's call in
The Calvary
to the rescue
and
start with the
"Weapons of Floss!"...
...to
clean out the "Crap"
in the between-teeth embrasures
and under the gums!
...using the proper
methods,
of course!
Hey, there's a dance called the
"Floss Dance,"
using one stroke per side,
or,
two strokes...or more...
per side!
Then,
after all that...
scrub
it up good!...
...taking care to get
all
outer, facial surfaces,
then the
biting surfaces,
then the
inner surfaces,
using, yes,
enough
toothpaste!
Don't forget the
roof of the mouth
and the good ol'
tongue!
Now,
rinse with a
protective and
refreshing mouthwash,
then
spit it
all out,
preferably in the
sink!
Uh oh,
some people have their own
specialized
method of
effective
Plaque Removal!
Great!...
...now your teeth and
mouth are
happy!
And your Dentist is happy, too!
He or she is spared the
toxic-waste-like
Exposure!
Now,
there's
no more of this,
or this
or
this!
Instead, there are
better times ahead!...
...wouldn't you agree?
Hip Hip Hooray!
No more "Ghost"
or
"Godzilla
Breff!"
Oh, no!
...Someone's calling that
just had
too much
Garlic and
Sweet Onion Salad!
Once again,
it looks like our
"Breff Stank Work"
is never done!
"I find that
calling out for HSR,
this way.
works better than
the Cell Phone!"
May you have many...
..."The Actions we take
...and theses Trails are
our Histories!
And in many ways,
these Trails
come to define us!
Yes!...
We are what we do!
And Dr. Winge says,
I do...therefore, I am!"...
..."Of course,
Hollywood!"...
..."HSR, thanks for the list
of artists...
They are new to me, and
I Love their music!
Their beats feel good...
...and I make new connections in my Life
and
in my Mind!
I can see why
you seem to
march to the beat
of a different drummer!
But don't go too fast, now!"...
...smiles!
"No, really...
the water is fine!"
"HSR...
...here's that
Selfie that I "Promised!"
Now,
what are your "Two Words?""
"The Sunny Days of Summer
are coming!...
School's out!
And there are tons of Parties!...
...Starting Now!"
"Wow that was
quite a show
about the
Cyber You!"...
"I am Hollywood's assigned Medical Doctor,
and I am charged with
helping him implement
healthy lifestyle practices!
I have prescribed
for him
is a
"HSR...Your eyes have
hypnotized me!"...
"So,
you like
Fruits and Vegetables
and Stuff that grows on vines!...that's fine!
And how do you like
your meats?
Rare, Medium,
or Sweet?"
"Agent Report!
I've been reviewing your files, and
it seems that you always
uncover a lot of Enemy Spies operating here...
Do you use Special Methods?"
"Well, Mam,
I use my Intuition a lot,
and I get some tips from
James Bond and...
Austin Powers!...Plus,
I have refined
a couple of
Body Language Techniques to
to make those
Lady Spies
"Give Themselves Away!"
"Well, do you
use electronic
implements...or..
Shocking Therapies?"
"They are all "Shocked"
when the
"Moment of Truth"
is "Laid Bare!"
But,
I will tell you one thing!
I look very deep into their eyes
and I search for what they need,
and for
"Their Life Meanings!"
"I'm starting to see what you mean...
I'm looking into your eyes now,
Agent Report,
and,
what you do to them...
seems to be working on me!...
What are you doing
later on?"
"Me?...
I'm just getting
a burger and some fries!"
"For some reason,
Agent Report,
I suddenly feel like
I need
to share some Fries with you!"
"Hi, My Favorite Naturalist!...
and Welcome!...
to my Neck of the Woods!!
There are no Beaten Paths here!
And there's Undiscovered Treasures, everywhere!
Hey,
there's a spot nearby
that's a
really Scenic
Vantage Point
where maybe
you and I can
"Discover More!""
"I'm the Hygienist!...
Outta My Way!"
"The World's Best Dental Adventure Blog!"
"Dentistry And Second Life!"
"Dental Fairy Tales!"
"A Thousand And One Dental Nights!"
"Adventures In Dentistry!"
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