Dancing in the Welcoming, "Between-The-Toes" Sand...of the Beach!...
"Sure!...I'll get two Banana Splits!
Right now!"
"Dr. Report!...
I'm a
Homo cybergraphicus
with a Message
for you!
Rest assured that
when you go through
your Dangers and
Unsure Commotions...
We...
...are with you!...
But,
when Love is
in front of you,
with all of
its Positive Peace and Serenity...
well...
You're On Your Own!
...Hollywood...A Fine and
Natural Man like you,
combined with
all of the vegetation around me,
irresistibly makes me want
to let
let you make a Salad"
...This is your "Dream Portion" of
the Blog, Doctor Report...
Would you like anything
to drink?"
"Honest!...
The Geo-Spacial Coordinates
Intersect in a strong position here...
...at this very Spot!
And the waters here are
said to be magical!
Some even say
that this
is the
veritable
"Fountain of Youth!
But,
...when
one imbibes
from the "Fountain of Youth...
to receive its vainglorious benefits,
is there a "Reciprocating Price To Be Paid?""
Negotiating circumstances in
our daily
Personal and Business
lives
can sometimes be...
Tricky!
...Sort of like
"Tight Rope"
Tricky!
Then,
one day,
HSR does something
Very Dangerous...
he starts cooking up...
Ideas!
And this time... it's
tight rope
walking!
HSR suffers from
"Illusions of Grandeur!"
Just because
others can do
something well...he thinks that
he has a
legitimate shot
at excelling in that, too!
He sees
people doing this stuff
with "The
Greatest
Of
Ease!"
Even a Gorilla
can
tackle it!
Some people are just
too
good!
Yes!...
He just
couldn't believe
how easy it looks!
There is even this guy
who can do it
blindfolded!
So first,
he studies which
type of foot wear
that people
like!
Then a friend showed him a
"Real Risk Taker!"
And HSR never heard
how this guy
ended up!
What's this!...
Something "Clicks" in HSR's
Mind and
for some reason he decides
not to
dangerously
"Stretch His Luck!"
He,
instead,
decides to do
"The Safe
And
Check it!...You and your
"Thank You for my Health of Body,
and the the Intellect to read this Blog,
and the Zaniness to
keep coming back here
every week!"
smiles
are
enjoying ice cream
in the Perfect Wind!
"My Report!...
...We've got
to keep meeting like this!"
This Popular Episode
is brought to you through
from
Outer Space
coming from the
morphing Constellation of
"HSRia!"
Will you look at that!
HSR has his own Constellation?
What is this World...
I mean...
Outer Space...coming to?
Well, it's a Big, Big
Universe out there!
And yes...
there's plenty of room for Everybody!
So,
yes...
there's room for everyone
but there
may not be any
room for...
...Error!
Because HSR
got another
bright idea in
Elementary school
to
...search for evidence of...
Dinosaurs!
Yeah...you know...
these
things!
So the class gets ready
to board the Good Old
Bus in
single file!
Now,
HSR and his classmates
say,
"See ya later!"
And...
just like that...
they're off!
I really don't want to see Dinosaurs,"
says
one girl!
Now,
one boy
says,
"My brother drives a
Drag-Racing Bus!"
And the other boy
says,
"So what...
my big brother
can make his bus
fly!"
And as their trip
continues, from
Naples, Utah,
the kids are on their way to
Dinosaur National
Monument!
So,
after some student
horseplay
and
some bathroom stops...
they
finally get there!
Wow!...
The students see some
Real Bones!
And there
are lots more bones
and exhibits
everywhere!...there are
just
too many
skeletons!
here!
A girl then makes a
good observation,
"I think that the Dinosaurs
died because
they didn't get any water
in this desert!"
So after a
time with the class,
a bored HSR thinks,
"I'm going to
find me a big, strange bone
and
become famous!
And with that,
HSR starts walking!...
And he
passes one area of
desert...
then another...
and
another!
Oh...and
it's
too hot outside!
"I'm thirsty!"
thinks HSR...and eventually,
he luckily
finds a stream!
So he gulps and gulps
the water,
then he sits down
for a while...
and further down the stream, see sees
this and thinks,
"I bet Dinosaurs
came around here and
they probably
fought and ate
each other!"
Now HSR realizes
that he has
walked too far
and the sun's about to
go down,
but the Boy Scout HSR
isn't getting scared...
just yet!
"Hey I'ma check out that cave
over there!"
So he walks to the cave,
and inside
he sees a lot of fossils!
"OMG!" he says,
"I don't know what
these are, but
they might be
worth something!
Now,
HSR is a little
sleepy!
And he
misses his Mommy a
little bit, too!
So after
looking around a little
he sits down and leans
against the wall...
And says to himself,
It must have
been somethin' when
all those
Dinosaurs
ruled the place!
I know that
T Rexs had the
Big Teeth, but,
were they
really
mean, with a bad
Attitude?
Well, I know that some people
want to bring one or two
"Back To Life,"
but,
if I saw one in the
City,
they would be in
Some Big Trouble!
Now,
as
HSR gets
to the point of
"Cranial Dreams"
he visualizes
some strange
things...
and even a
Baby T Rex!
But as HSR
Naps off into dreamland...
something seems that
he may not be
the only one
in
there!
Love Toothbrush®
"Each Brand New Day is sort of like Chocolate Pudding
for the Soul...
...especially if you like
Chocolate Pudding!"
"So, Doctor...
how's
the rest of your family?," asks the
Dental Patient...
Dr. Stenolopheus
"T-Bone" Grant,
a Tooth Collector
and "Admitted Dentophile"
says,
Well, my Family's all spread around!
I have a baby sister
in France
and an older Brother
in Belgium,
and my Auntie
works in Spain!"
"Well, Doctor Grant,
I really Thank You for
helping me with my tooth!"
"You're welcome, Mrs. Henrietta
Hastings!" says
Dr. Grant, "but try not to
use too much sugar in
your tea, okay?...and
rinse with water after, please!"
Since Mrs. Hastings is his
last appointed patient,
Dr. Grant decides to
call it a day
and close up shop!
And while walking down
his hallway,
he chuckles again
at his favorite
dental
drawing, and smiles,
"We Dentists are...
A Crazy Lot!"
Then,
he goes by his old Dental
Desk
and looks at his collection of
Front Teeth,
Side Teeth,
and
Molars
that he took out
of his patient's mouths,
and from
"Battlefield Robbers," who
took them from the
mouths of Fallen Soldiers,
and sold them to the Doctor
to help construct dentures.
Now,
he locks his front door
and walks down the street,
and
a Mother with a Child
asks him,
"Doctor Grant...
...can we come see you tomorrow?
My Baby has a
stubborn loose Tooth!"
"Sure, Mrs. Wankola...
first thing in the morning!"
"Thank you, Doctor...see you then!"
the happy Mother beams...
Then,
the Doctor walks to
his favorite watering hole
in Boston
and there he sees
some of the
"Regular Hustlers"
going about their businesses...
but,
when the Doctor leaves there,
after tossing one or two back,
he's hassled by a
British
Soldier!
"Move along, Sir...
or you'll be sorry!" says the Soldier to
Dr. Grant.
Now, a fuming Doctor Grant,
is really getting tired
of the British Occupation,
and their new taxes...
on everything!
And just now...on Tea!
Then,
he walks by some guys talking,
and they say,
"I'm tired of this _ _ _ _ !
And I'm tired of
meeting after meeting...
with no results!
We have to
"hit 'um where it hurts!"
Even the kids are mocking
the Occupiers!
Let's take that Tea
on their ships
and spoil it by
dropping it
overboard!
And all over Boston,
people,
including Dr. "T-Bone" Grant,
became fed up
including Dr. "T-Bone" Grant,
became fed up
and "Took To The Streets!"
And...of course...
the British didn't like it
one bit!
So they
"Lit 'Um Up!"...
to show that they were serious!
But,
one of their troops
was
"Tarred and Feathered!"
And to maintain anonymity,
some Americans dressed up
as Mohawk Indians and
boarded the Tea Ships
in the Harbor
and started
"Chucking
The Stuff"
overboard!
And yes...
the "Bostonians Partied into the Night!" ...and
ate
the "Good Cake!"
Once again...
America said,
"We're not taking it anymore!"
And to this day,
people still celebrate the
Boston Tea Party!
But the Birth of The United States
is not finished yet!
And there's still a lot
of Graft, Greed,
and
Corruption to fight!
"I'ma find me a
Veteran and
"Thank Him Good!"
So December 16, 1773
goes down in History
as one of
many defining moments
in the struggle for
Freedom In
America!
And almost a century later
The Fabled
Dr. Stenolopheus "T-Bone" Grant's
Great Great Great Grandson,
George Franklin Grant,
matriculates
into Harvard Dental School with
Robert Tanner
Freeman,
and became real, trained Dentists!
"I can't help but
Love a Man
that
'Stands Up For His Country!'"
Continue to Snap and Pop loudly
in the Strong Winds,
Ye
Old Glory!
May you have many...
..."It's so Wonderful
to Love Someone!
And,
it's Really
Great
to have Someone
Love You!
OMG!
Now,
There are so many
ways that one can
meet People
who may
grow to Love
You!
But there are also
a lot of
"Looky Loos,"
who only want to
"Kick The Tires"
and "Take Test Drives!"
And,
at first...
it's hard to tell
who is which!
A friend of mine
told me that,
if "Things Feel Right,"
and
you hug a person real tight
for a long time
and
close your eyes...
...your intuition
should let you know!
But by that time
Maybe a few
"Tires Have Been Kicked!""...
,,,smiles!
"Doctor Report!...
your
Homo cybergraphicus accommodations
are ready now!
"Come on, Hollywood...
...let's go!...
I promise
we'll stay safe!"
"The Best Exercise
for the Spirit and the Body
is "Freeing Dance!"
Especially Happy and Freeing Dance!
OMG!
There's nothing like
the Pursuit!...
There's nothing like
the spinning, the bouncing,
the stretching, and twisting
of Happiness!
I'm trying to tell these Ladies,
but,
they just won't listen!
Meanwhile...Back at the World Cup Celebration!...
"Hollywood!...
I'm so happy!
It's the Fourth!...and my
team won another
World Cup Game!
So,
I'm cashing in my
Winning Card!...
and it's going to be
Magical!"
"HSR!...
Please come up and
say a few words,
so that
all these
Patriotic Ladies
can
calm down
and
not bust up the place
lookin' for you!"
(The door bell rings!)
"Oh, hi, Hollywood...
please come on in!
How has your day been
so far?"
"Hi, Jasmine...
I've been
okay, today!"
"Did anything exciting
happen to you today?"
"Naw... just
the same ol'
same ol'!
How 'bout you?"
"Oh, just
the regular
old
run-of-the-mill stuff!
"Sure, HSR...I'd like to
stop and rest here
for a minute!
I must admit that
where ever you and I go
in Nature,
it's so easy for me
to
feel Natural!
"With my New Armamentarium,
I'm getting
Significantly Improved
Periodontal Pocket Outcomes!"
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