"Here's looking at you, Baby!...And...you're looking Pretty Good, I must say!...Hey...
After my Dental Appointment...
let's do "Something!"
"Yes!...
You put the
Big 'S'
in
My Smile!"
"Hey there!...I'm just
singing your praises and
hitting the
"High Notes"
for ya!
"There!...
Now you are
protected from any
Unseen Threats
while here!"
"Hi, Hollywood!...
I am your Dream Interest for this Mission, and
for starters,
since we are already in
Paradise,
the Celebration starts
in twenty minutes!
"I like what you have done
with your Garden,
Dr Report!
..."My, HSR...
I just Love this
expansive view...
Can we...
come here again tomorrow?"
..."HSR...When I first met you in School,
I was all into the books and things...
but when you "Came into my Life,"
I saw for
the first time
that
School teaches me
"How To Learn,"
while you...
"Teach Me How To Feel!"
"OMG!...
...Having HSR as a Teacher?...
Sign Me Up!
I'll sit in front of the Class
Every time!...Early!...And Often!...
"Now,
buckle up Your Mind
for a Cerebral Good Time!"
Now HSR says,
"That lady in the plaid...
I've seen her before!...
She has a Ph.D in
"Sartorial Esthetics," right?"
"Hi, Hollywood!...
I told
my Mom
about you,
and she said,
"Who's that Boy!"
And I told her how sweet you are
and how you do things for me...
and I went on and on
then,
she just fell asleep!"
Now,
You and your
"Please...instead of burning money...
give it to someone who badly
needs
it!"
smiles
are
realizing that
"A Rising Tide Lifts All Boats!"
Today's Episode
is brought to you
courtesy of the
Hustler on the Corner!
"Hi, Dr. Report!...
I'm in the Dental School Class above you!
...Can you
help me carry
my books?"
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game!"
Yes, Baseball is a true Sport!
But,
first of all,
HSR,
you gotta know
when
to swing!...
And you gotta know
how
to catch!...
Being able to position yourself to
successfully
launch a throw
is also a must!
Hey!...you had the guy out here,
but,
you let the
ball go!
Now remember...play fair,
and the other team
won't
"Jack You Up!"
Well, HSR's team has had enough
of his Antics for a while,
and they told him to
"Take A Rest!"...
So,
what does he do?
HSR watches from the stands
and
catches a ball
in his
"Cup O' Beer!"
and the
Hey!...
This blog goes Crazy...About HSR, too!
...because...
it's all about Him!
...The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!
And Things just might be
Getting Ugly...real quick!...
And...
...He's probably
going to get
stuck
between a Big Rock...
and a whole lotta
"Hard Places!"
But...
...you know how HSR rolls!
He's a "Trouble Magnet!"
AND TROUBLE IS ON ITS WAY...
...IN A HURRY!...
BECAUSE THE STUFF HE DID IN,
"Beautiful Spy Tricks Dentist To Help Get The "God Algorithms" From Google, Amazon, And Facebook! Part 2."
AND
SWIMMING HERE AND THERE,
HE FINALLY
DECIDES TO STUDY
THE DEEP SEAS,
JUST LIKE HIS
HIS GREAT GRANDPA,
WHO HAD
THREE DOCTORATE DEGREES
AS AN
EXPLORATORY OCEANOGRAPHER.
...
BUT,
HSR'S DREAM IS
TO GO EVEN DEEPER...
ALL THE WAY TO
THE BOTTOM
OF THE UNKNOWN
SEAS!...
AND HE SORT OF SMILES AT
THE OLD DIVING SUITS...
AND EVEN THE LATEST ONES
ARE FUNNY-LOOKING TOO!...
BUT HSR
HAS A DEPTH-CONQUERING
SUIT IN MIND...
FOR BATTLING
EVEN
THE MOST
FEARSOME
OF SEA OGRES!...
...
SO, THIS DAY,
HE GETS TO DO
A SOLO VENTURE
NEAR THE ATLANTIC'S
"MARIANA'S TRENCH"...
WHERE THE SEA
IS THE DEEPEST, AND,
NEW OCEAN LIFE IS
SO ABUNDANT!...
AND,
SO IS
THE FAST MOVING,
MINERAL-RICH,
SEA-FLOOR VOLCANO'S
HOT ,
LAVA!...
SO,
HE'S IN HIS
ONE-PERSON
HIGH-PRESSURE-TOLERANT
SMALL SUB...
AND HE
DETACHES FROM THE MOTHERSHIP...
AND HE SAYS "SEE YA!"
TO THE
AIRY ATMOSPHERE ABOVE...
...FOR A WHILE!...
AND
HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY...
WHILE CHECKING AND RECHECKING
HIS CONTROLS AND
CALIBRATED INSTRUMENTS...
AND, HEY...
AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT!...
THERE'S STUFF
TO
SEE!
OMG!...
SO NOW,
HSR IS
JUST WHISTLING AND
SAILING ALONG...
"OMG!...
SHUCKS!
A SURPRISED HSR
SHIFTS IN HIS SEAT!
"HEY!" SAYS HSR,
"THAT ONE'S
CUTE!"
"WAIT...WTF!..." SAYS HSR!
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!
A
SHARP-TOOTHED
SHARK IS
BITING MY PROPANE TANK!
OH NO!...
NOW
IT'S LEAKING!
CRAP!...
AND WHAT'S THIS!
A GIGANTIC, SPARKING
ELECTRIC EEL!...
HEADED THIS WAY!
NOOOOOO!...
PROPANE AND SPARKS
DON'T MIX!...
SO, HSR
QUICKLY RELEASES
THAT
LEAKING TANK!
"I CAN FEEL A
SPARK
ABOUT TO COME!
OH NO!
THAT TANK'S
GONNA BLOW!"...
BOOOOOM!
THE BLAST FORCE
PUNCHES HSR DOWNWARD...
BUT
LUCKILY,
NOT INTO THE ROCKS!...
...
SO, WITH HIS SUB
STILL OPERATIONAL,
HE CHECKS THE TERRAIN...
"I'LL HIDE IT OUT
FOR A WHILE IN THIS CAVE!...
THERE!"...
AND
AFTER A BIT,
THE NOISES AND
RUMBLINGS DIE DOWN...
NOW,
IT'S TOTALLY QUIET
IN HERE...
NOT WANTING TO
TURN HIS
LIGHTS ON JUST YET...
TO CHECK THE CONTROL PANEL..
HE WAITS
A MINUTE OR TWO...
TO MAKE SURE
THAT HE IS
THE ONLY THING DOWN HERE!
"IT SEEMS SAFE..FOR NOW!...
BUT...
I'LL WAIT A LITTLE LONGER"...
AND THEN,
HE STARTS
TO GET A LITTLE DROWZY
THEN
HE DOZES OFF...
...
WHOA!
A DREAM SHOWS UP!
...
WOW!...
THESE FISH ARE
OBEYING
HSR'S COMMAND!
"WHAT VIBRANT
COLORS!" THINKS HSR...
"I'M REMINDED OF MY VISIT
TO
SEA WORLD!"
THEN,
THIS
SEA OGRE SAYS TO HSR,
"OH, SAILOR OF THE
DEEP BLUE SEA!...
YOU ARE ON A MISSION
TO STABILIZE
THE OCEAN'S CURRENTS!...
IT
MUST BE COMPLETED!...
I NEED NOT REVEAL
WHAT YOU ARE TO DO YET...
BUT JUST
REALIZE THAT
IT IS
EARTH-SAVING...
OH...
AND
ONE MORE THING...
YOU NEED TO
WAKE UP...
NOW!"
"YES...
WAKE UP, SAILOR!
IT'S
TIME TO LEAVE
YOUR SPOT!"
SAYS THIS
CHARACTER!"
THEN...
THIS DREAM CREATURE,
SEEMS TO CRAWL TOWARD HSR!"
WHICH,
FOR SURE...
MAKES HSR OPEN HIS EYES...
...AND
LOOKING AROUND...
...IT'S STILL NOISELESS
AND MOTIONLESS...
AND
IT'S STILL
PITCH BLACK...
BUT THEN,
AN ALMOST
IMPERCEPTIBLE FORCE
DISTURBANCE
IN THE MATRIX WEB
IS FELT BY HIM...
AND HE
DECIDES TO LOOK
IN BACK
ONE MORE TIME!
AND
IT'S GOOD THAT HE DID...
BECAUSE,
NOW...
HE SEES
THE EYES OF
SOMETHING
THAT COULD BE THIS...
THAT COULD BE THIS...
OR THIS...
OR EVEN THIS!...
WHICH MAKES HSR
"STEP ON THE GAS!...
AND SHOOT
OUT OF THERE
LIGHTNING QUICK!...
...LIKE THIS...
BUT
ONLY UNDERWATER!
AND
THE NEXT THING
WE SEE IS
HSR
"BURNING BUBBLES!"
AS HE
IS NOW
"GONE...
WITH THE WATER!"
SO NOW
THAT HSR IS FREE
FROM THAT DANGER
BACK THERE,
HE STARTS TO ENJOY
LOOKING AT SOME
OF THE SEA
LIFE
AGAIN!
"DON'T LET
THIS THING...
GET ANY CLOSER!"
HSR SCREAMS..
SO, AFTER GETTING AWAY
FROM THAT THING,
AND SAILING
A LITTLE WHILE LONGER,
HSR FINDS OUT THAT
HIS GPS
IS DOWN!
"SO,
WHERE AM I,"
HSR ASKS
HISSELF,
WHAT'S THIS!...
...DID SOME ANCIENT CIVILIZATION
MAKE THIS?...
OR SOME ALIENS?...
AND DID THOSE ALIENS
LIVE UNDER
THIS
WATER?"
NOW,
HSR PULLS UP
TO THE SURFACE...
"WOW!...
LAND!" HE SAYS
AS HE JUMPS FOR JOY!
SO,
AS HE PARKS HIS
CRAFT,
AND WALKS TO THE SHORE,
HE SEES
SOME SEALS
AND A NATURAL BREAKWATER,
AND A BEAUTIFUL
SUNSET COMING!
AND A RELIEVED AND THANKFUL HSR PRAYS,
"I'M THANKFUL FOR
MAKING IT THIS FAR!"
Love Toothbrush®
"Stay away from the Wrong
People!...
There are many more Nice
Ones!"
Elementary School!...
...where
kids start out as
kids,
but,
they want to be
so much more
in their days ahead!
But, not all kids
and their
Smiles
are created equal!
And some are Bullied beyond
reproach!
It's not fair!
These kids are young and need a chance!
You've heard of the
"Ugly Duckling," right?
It was so
ugly
that...
even a
Cat didn't want it!
Well, there was this girl,
and she had
really bucked
Teeth!
But she
was fortunate enough to
get Ortho Treatment...and now...
Well,
she can tell her
own story!
"Well, Good Day, Everyone!...
I used to be...yes...an
"Ugly Duckling!"
But,
my Family saved for braces, and I
was able to "Get Fixed!"
Then my life turned around, and
I became more popular,
especially with the boys!...
And the
one bit!
And tonight,
I'm dating this guy worth
a half a Billion dollars, and
I just got a
Little Black Dress
that should work!
My life has more options...
thanks to my ...Dentist!"
Straight teeth can even make a
"Plain Jane" or "Plain Joe"
look like they have
a whole lot of
"Extra Sauce!"
And this has been demonstrated
over and over again...
People may
start out like this
but with the help of
Orthodontia,
finish like
this,
and this,
and
this!
My Dentist "Straightened Me Out!"
and he likes Me and My Smile
so much that...
we're Engaged now!"
"Seriously, I get
way more attention
from people now,
even from the
ones I don't want!"...
"Come on, Baby...
you are so fine
that
I'll be yo' Baby Daddy!"
"Hey, Sugar...
Yeah, you!...
Wanna go to Vegas?"
"Thanks, but
no, Sir!"
"I started out like this
then
I got this stuff...
and now...
I have "The Gap Of My Dreams!"
And
I'm earning eight figures a year
in my Modeling Gigs!"
This Lady may say it the best:
"It's my
Teeth
that
"Pay The Bills!"
May you have many...
..."I'm trying to figure out the
"Puzzle Of Time!"
I know that the "Here" and the "Now"
are supposedly the only actionable times
on the Continuum!...
you know...where we can actually move things!
Looking at the Past,
we can see if we "Moved Things"
in the Right Way!
And looking into the future,
we can plan to
"Move things"
in the the Right Way!
But things don't always
work according to plan!
Well,
I'm still going to
give it
"The Ol' College Try!""...
..."Hi there!
You ready to go for our
Dental Spa Mud Bath Extravaganza?
They say it's a fun way to get your
"Smile Maintained" while you
"Rejuvenate Everything!"
Oh...you say that you'd
rather
just "Brush Your Teeth?!""
...smiles!
"My, oh, my!...
Hollywood...
You have helped me
Love my smile more than ever!
And even though I
"Have A Life"...
"I have you to thank,
My Dear Doctor Report,
for
helping me
perceive and feel freer
than ever...
I guess it shows!
And now
I want to stay like this...
that is...
until I
have to wash it again!"
"Now that you have time...
Please come and join me
as my King!...
Sir Hollywood!...
...at least
....for a little while!"
"I really Love
the Gift that you
brought me,
HSR!
But,
if you think that
you're just going to
get what ever you want
from me,
well,
Meanwhile...Back At The Love Toothbrush® Factory!...
"There's HSR now!...
...He says that he
needs a "New Secretary!"
I wonder what happened to the
"Old One?"
"Old One?"
"Watch out, Jennifer!...
He's not good for you!...
I'll
take him!"
"OMGosh!" exclaims
Dr. Report,
"I decisively conquered that
Dental Biofilm
just yesterday!...and...
...now it's back!...
Stronger than ever!"...
But!...
"I Shall Not Be Defeated!""
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