I'ma "Blog You" good!..."
"HSR,
Thanks...
for my Smile!"!"
"It seems that
the farther I am
away from my Dr. Report...
the more I remember
everything about Him!"
"I really like
Hollywood
in my Day Dreams, too!"
"Well,
Boys and Girls...Welcome
to more Stories
that might be
Scary!"
"Hi there, Agent Report!
and,
"Welcome" to Singapore's
International
Institute for
Strategic Studies Confab!...
Dictators, Financiers...
and Spies are here!
I want to work
with you...
if I may!"
So,
HSR...
you graduate from Dental School in
four years...Cool!
I keep my Smile
Super Clean...
because you're a Dentist!
...and you dress well!...
...like a Fashion Miestro!
Hey...with My Teeth
and
Your Threads...
maybe...
...we could go places!
You and your
"I thought I had all the answers, but now
there' a
New Test!"
smiles
are
Happy that School's
about to be
over!
The Enlightening Episode for you
Today will be "Made Plain"
to you
through
the Power
of the Ancient
and Future
OmniOrb!
"I Love You!....
Ladies just Love
a guy with
"Smooth Moves!"
But why the Ladies
still Love
HSR
is
beyond me!
I mean, HSR gets a little,
or a lot,
carried away!
A Woman may catch
Accidental Bumps and Bruises!
And,
"Taking Flight"
will have
whole, new
"Alternative Meanings!"
HSR doesn't really mean it...
and he's sorry!
But, hey,
he'll
Any Time!"
Yes, that HSR
just can't keep still
what with all
that Energy!
And, this time,
he's on the move again!
...This time, to
Banff Lake
in Alberta, Canada...
JUST LIKE LAST TIME
DURING
"Smiling And Laughter…Open Up Wide, Say Aah, And Take These Medicines Now! Part 3."
HSR AND SOME OTHERS
BOARD A BIG BUS
AND THE LONG TRIP
STARTS OUT LIKE
A REGULAR
RIDE...
WITH THE DRIVER
PAYING
FULL ATTENTION
TO THE ROAD!...
AND
THEY ARE MOVING ALONG
DOWN THE THOROUGHFARE
AT A GOOD PACE...
BUT,
ONE TIME,
THINGS GET A LITTLE
TOO
BUMPY!
...WHOA!
THEN,
AFTER A WHILE,
A NICE LADY
SAYS TO HSR,
"HI THERE, SIR...
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME BETTER
ACCOMMODATIONS
ON THIS RIDE?"
AND HSR GRINS ALL
OF A SUDDEN
AND SAYS,
"SURE!"
SO,
THEY BOTH GET UP
AND WALK
TO THE BACK
AND SHE PRESSES A SECRET BUTTON
AND A
PRIVATE CHAMBER OPENS UP
AND THE
OTHER PEOPLE ON THE BUS
CAN'T BELIEVE THEIR
EYES!
NOW,
HSR SEES
"THE GOOD
STUFF!"
"BEFORE WE GET STARTED...
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR" SHE INQUIRES...
"I'M HOLLYWOOD...
...HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT!...
AND,
I JUST GRADUATED
FROM DENTAL SCHOOL!" HSR BEAMS...
"DENTAL SCHOOL?" SHE SAY,
"WELL, THEN...
YOU
PROBABLY GIVE
"GOOD MOUTH!"
AND THEY BOTH LAUGH!...
"I'M LAKOTA, LAKOTA BRILL!...
WHY DON'T WE
MAKE OURSELVES
MORE COMFORTABLE?"
"SOUNDS GOOD," SAYS HSR...
SO, THEY
GO A LITTLE WAYS BACK
AND
OMG!
THEN,
LAKOTA LOOKS
INTO HSR'S EYES
AND SAYS
TO HSR,
"LET'S RELAX SOME!"
AND,
FOR THE REST
OF THE RIDE
THEY DO
JUST THAT!
BUT,
ALONG THE WAY,
HSR LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW
AND SEES
OMG! THINKS HSR
AS HE
GETS BACK TO LAKOTA...
AND FOR A SHORT
SQUIRT...I MEAN SPURT,
HSR DREAMS
THAT HE HAS TO
GET OUT AND
HELP!
BUT NOW
THAT THEY ARE
FINALLY AT
BANFF,
LAKOTA STRETCHES
AND WAKES UP
HSR,
AND SHE SAYS,
"I LOVE YOU,
DR. REPORT!...
...AND I'M GOING TO MISS YOU!...
I'M HEADING FURTHER NORTH TO
MOUNT ATHABASCA!...
MAYBE WE
MEET AGAIN!"
NOW,
THEY TAKE A LONG TIME
PHYSICALLY
SAYING GOODBYE!...
SO,
AFTER ALL THAT,
HSR TAKES HIS BACKPACK
AND HIKES A WAYS
AND WHOA!
THERE'S THAT BEAUTIFUL
LAKE!
NOW,
HSR
FINDS A GOOD SPOT
AND STARTS TO
SET UP HIS TENT
NOW,
HSR GOES DOWN TO THE LAKE
AND TRIES A TRICK HE LEARNED
FROM A FRIEND!...
SO,
HE GETS CLOSE TO THE WATER,
AND PUTS HIS THUMB IN
AND WIGGLES IT,
AND
OMG!...
HE GOT A BIG ONE!
NOW HSR HAPPILY MAKES
A COOKING CAMP FIRE!
"HI THERE!" SAYS THIS
WOMAN, "I'M A LITTLE LOST
AND A LITTLE SCARED!"
"WELL, LITTLE LADY...
COME AND HANG WITH ME
IF IT SUITS YOU!
SO THEY COOK THE FISH AND
EAT A MEAL,
AND SHARE JOKES AND STORIES
AND A LITTLE LATER,
THE AURORA
BECOME
APPARENT!
THEN SUDDENLY,
A BUTTERFLY
FLIES AROUND
AND LANDS ON
HSR'S
FINGER!...
WHICH IS A WONDERFUL SIGN
THAT THE WOMAN
UNDERSTANDS!
AND THEN,
SHE
LOOKS IN HIS EYES!...
AND ONE OF THEM SAYS,
LET'S CHECK OUT
THE INSIDE OF
THE
TENT!
...
WAIT!...
SOMETHING NEARBY
KNOWS...
WHAT'S UP!...
Love Toothbrush®
"The Earth
is an
Organism,
too!"
Aah, yes!
Beautiful Teeth
are
So Desired...
and So Important!
Flossing
and rinsing
are all well and fine...and..
a must to do!
But,
many times,
our days are
full of
many busy activities!
We may take time to interact
with clients,
and hopefully,
happily
interface with
coworkers!
And then,
there's the driving
to and from work...
but,
not like
this!
But,
this
is okay!
Well,
many times
people are clamoring for
more simple lives!
And they do things and buy things
to help them do just that!
You know,
things to help them out!
That's why we have
Fast Food, and
and we use automated car washes!
Just be careful
when you leave!
We are also using
AI to help us
in our lives!
There's
Alexa
and its
speaker system!
...Slick!
Of course, it helps you
control things around the house!
Now, People...
how about help
with maintaining
your
Well,
that is exactly what
the Creator of this Blog,
Dr. Ralph Winge,
wants to do!
"I am engineering the first
Digital Dental Personal Assistant,
called "Dentexa!"...
which will aid
the owner/user
in maintaining the luster
and cleanness to the teeth
that you're used to!"
Winge relates.
He continues,
"I want something that will be precise
but not scary
surgery-looking!
And not make
serious mistakes!
A light-as-a-feather
sensitive touch, is also a good attribute!...
...along with being as
nimble as a
Prima Ballerina!"
"Now,
when I call them,
they should
come a-runnin'!"
"And Dentexa should be able to
meet you where you are,
and not only in
a dental chair!"
"Tiny
"Nanobot" cleaners could be
used and reused
to do the "Heavy Lifting"
of the cleaning regimen,
and
Dentexa can
automatically replace
them
with new ones!"
"Now, Dentexa
needs the
appropriate appendages
for her to do the job,
but she should
also be aesthetic!...
Not Mean-
looking, Okay!"
"Dr. Winge...
according to our Cyber Mouth Map,
we need to clean a little more
on the Lower Right!"
"Sir,
would you like your
Full Mouth Message now?...
With a "Tongue-y Ending?"
"I'm going to the Amazon Fulfillment Center,
as you ordered, Sir,
to
get some more Enamel Adjuncts!"
"Please duck real quick, Master!...
There are
Caries trying to
sneak up on you!"
"So the best
Dental Personal Assistant,"
continues Winge,
"should have
Good Manners
programmed
into them,
and should gladly attend
to my every
Dental Detail!"
"But..." warns Dr. Winge,
"there's a chance that some
of this AI stuff
can
become corrupted and
"Hatch Their Own
Plans" and may
go
against us
one
day!"
"So if Dentexa gets any
Bright Ideas about
Mutiny and such...
...the proverbial
plug
or power supply
will get yanked!"
May you have many...
..."So,
My Hollywood!...
How do you
like all of the flowers and
plants
expressing their fullest and
most vibrant selves?
You feel your fullest and most vibrant self
too?
Hey!...
...well...
...maybe we can see about that!"...
..."When I start to Love something
or
someone...
Wow, and
OMG!
I shouldn't over do
over and over again,
something that
I Love so much!
But that's what we do,
when we are enamored
with our "Objects of Desire!
I just need to see it
or do it
one more time
and then,
I'll take a Break!"
..."You like
Peanut Butter ?...
a whole bunch?"...
...smiles!
"Thanks for going
to the Opera
with me tonight!
This Musical Story
about Love
winning in the end
had me in joyful tears!
Dr. Report!...
I need you to
cry with me!"
"OMG, HSR
...You're Scary-Handsome
up close!
"There's Hollywood's Ship!
...The Show
must be over!"
"I really Love the way that Dr. Report has
supported my New Smile Centered Lifestyle!...
else around me!
"HSR!...
You're a Gemini?...
So are we!"
"Hi, Handsome!...
Is this your
first time
at this
Spy Convention?"
"Hey there!
Is this my first time here?
Well,
that's Confidential!"
"You are too fine
to play
"Hard To Get!"
Am I going to have to
pry everything I
want out of you?"
"Well, I guess that it
depends on what
you use to "Pry!"
"That's it!
I'm taking you in!
Will you come quietly?"
No!...I'll be
Kicking and
Screaming!"
Meanwhile... Back at the Spy Convention!...
"Good Morning,
and
Welcome
to our IISS Convention, Dr....
Dr...Report!
Please sign in here...
...
Many people here are
using an alias!
You're not scared?...
You say that your name is even in the
Phone Book?
Wow!
I can admire am
Man like you!
You know...
Straight and Forward!"
"There he is!
You remember
him from last year?
"How can I forget!
Was he straight with you?"
"Yeah...
He was straight with me!
"I miss my HSR!
If I never met him here
in Nature,
where the wild things
grow,
I wouldn't be reminded of Him
by every
Beautiful Flower
that I see!
But that's why we met each other here!...
...the never-ending flowers!
Hey, I'm not worried, because,
just like the Flowers...
He always comes!"
"Dang...this
Calculus Creature is more
durable that I thought!
I need to pull out my
"Ultrasonic Sword!"
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