...First Thirty Seats...For Today!"...
"Dangerous Times
require
...Dangerous Measures!
...We Seek the Rewards, of course...
But...Isn't
"Hi there, Beautiful You!...
I Like to see you
every time You Visit!
I look forward...
...and I look Up
at the Prospect
of Beholding You
and Your Important Attention!"
"When All is Said,
and
when All is Done...
It
doesn't necessarily
have to Be Over!"
"Please...You first!...Beauty...
before Gorgeous!"
"Why are You
Staring at
Me from across the Room?...
...How do I know?...
Because...
I'm staring at You!"
"I am from the future!...But...
as We know...The future
is not 'Set in Stone'...It's Fluid!...
However...I want My Time to come
and my Time to Shine!
Hopefully, Every thing
will fall into place
and
I will
'Come into Being!'"
"Hollywood said that
I could 'Get what I see,'
or I could
'See what I Get!'...
...And when He said that,
I took a really long look!
“If We have more Dentists
like this Good Doctor,
more People
will have better looking and...
...more ‘Loveable’ Mouths!
You and Your
'I'm wondering which is worse, this COVID Situation, or a Big Meteor
striking the Earth?'
Smiles
are
using your Meade to track
any Meteors that might be coming!
Your
'You and Your Dentist are the Best Caretakers of Your Teeth, But it's Mostly
in Your Hands'
Episode
is
brought to you by
One can
Peacefully and Enjoyably
Meditate!
Don't get too complacent with the Power of a Motorcycle....They are
still Dangerous!
"But what is Life
without
'Living Dangerously'
Sometimes?" asks
HSR...
...the Star of
This Risk-Taking,
'Alternate Prequel'
Movie,
which starts
in,
"Hey, Girl!...Three Rich And Handsome Guys
Just Asked Me Out
For A New Year's Party Date!...On The Same Day...
That My Dentist Finished
"Fixing" My
Teeth Curves!...,"
IT ALL STARTS WITH
22 YEAR OLD
DENTAL STUDENT,
HSR,
AS HE RELAXES
ON A
VERY PRISTINE AND QUIET LAKE
AND HE IS TAKING
HIS OWN SWEET TIME,
JUST MOSEIN' ALONG...
IN HIS
PROFESSIONAL KAYACK...
AND THINKING ABOUT
THE WATERFALL...
THAT HE'S ABOUT TO CONQUER!...
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
HE HAS FOND MEMORIES
OF HIS FAMILY
WHEN THEY FIRST...
AND HSR FELL HEAD OVER HEELS
REALLY HARD
FOR THE SPORT...
AS A LITTLE ONE,
HE EVEN CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS
WITH A COOL
TREE ORNAMENT!....
PRAY, AND
TO GET HIS WISH
OF HIS OWN KAYACK!...
SOONER THAN LATER!..
THEN, ONE DAY,
AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS,
AFTER BEING A GOOD KID
AND A GOOD STUDENT,
HIS DAD
TOOK HIM
DOWN TO THE LAKE
FOR NO APPARENT REASON
AND SURPRISED HIM!...
WITH HIS
VERY OWN
KAYACK!
BOY, OH BOY!...
NOW,
ALL PARTS OF THE LAKE
AND BE A REAL
'WATER RANGER!'...
AND
AS HE GREW OLDER AND...
HE BEGAN TO SEE
THE BEAUTY IN
ALL WATERS...
HE WOULD
LEARN HOW TO DO
SOME TRICKS...
LIKE ROLLING SAFELY
WITH HIS KAYACK...
AND
AS HE GROWS MORE,
HE WANTS
TO
'SHOOT THE RAPIDS!'
HE STARTS OUT
WITH SMALL JUMPS
AT FIRST...
AND HE COULD NOW PERFORM
WITH
GREATER
EASE AND FINESSE!...
...WATCH OUT!...
NOW,
HE'S A REAL PRO...
WITH HIS
GO-PRO CAMERAS!
...BEAMING HIS ADVENTURES
TO THE MANY
ADVENTURE-STARVING,
VICARIOUS-LIVING
INTERNET VIEWERS...
BUT,
TODAY...
HSR IS MEDITATING BEFORE
HE MAKES AN
EVEN BIGGER JUMP...
SO, AFTER PUMPING UP HIS PSYCHE...
HE TAKES THE DIVE!...
AND WHOA!...
...WHAT A RUSH!
THIS IS WHAT
LIFE'S REALLY ALL ABOUT!...
RIGHT?...
...SAY YEAH, BOY!..
SO,
HAVING SURVIVED THAT
WITHOUT A SCRATCH...
HE GIVES
PRAYERS AND THANKS
TO HIS
'SUPREME PROTECTOR!'...
...KNOWING THAT
WATER CAN BE
SO VIOLENT,
AND YET,
SO...
I
BUT
HSR IS
ALREADY PLANNING
HIS NEXT
WATERFALL JUMP,
IN HIS MIND,
DOWN THE
VERY RISKY
'BOTTOMLESS WATER GORGE,'
BUT...LET'S
GET ONE THING STRAIGHT...
HSR MIGHT BE CRAZY...
BUT...
...HE AIN'T...STUPID...
ENOUGH
TO TRY THE 'SUICIDAL'
ANGEL FALLS!...
THAT IS...
UNLESS!...
...
"UNLESS WHAT?...STOP LYIN'
...
SO, AFTER A LITTLE REST ON THE SHORE,
HSR GETS BACK
IN HIS KAYACK
AND TRAVELS SLOWLY
FROM ONE LAKE
TO
ANOTHER!...
THEN,
ALMOST OUT OF NOWHERE
THIS LADY
PASSES BY AND
SAYS,
"HI THERE...HEY...YOU'RE THAT
KAYAKER THAT
GOES OVER THE
WATERFALLS, RIGHT?"
AND HE REPLIES, "YES, I AM!"
"WELL, I'M A
PSYCHOLOGIST AND
I'D LIKE TO PEER INTO THE
MIND OF A MAN
THAT
DOES WHAT YOU DO!...PLEASE...
IF YOU'D LIKE
TO AUGMENT MY
RESEARCH, FOLLOW ME TO MY PLACE
JUST AROUND THESE
TREES!"
SO HE FOLLOWS
HER PLACE AS
IT GETS DARK,
AND SHE SAYS,
"BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
LET'S DO A
MEDITATIVE DANCE, SHALL WE?...THAT WAY...
WE CAN HAVE
A MORE OPEN AND REVEALING
INTERVIEW OF THE
INNER WORKINGS
OF YOUR CONQUERING MIND!"
HOWEVER,
AS THE
DEEP RHYTHM OF THINGS
ENRAPTURES THEM,
THEY
END UP
MOONLIGHT DANCING
WAY
INTO THE NIGHT!
"What is the End of this
Slow-Motion COVID Train Wreck
going to look like?"
"Hi there!
My name is Doctor Dentino
and
with all of the Health problems going on
around the World,
I want to do
something significant
to help
as many people as I can!
I am just going to
give
free Dental work to
anyone
that shows up today!
However,
so many People have
shown up that
I just can't
of them by Myself!
So,
instead of Them just
'Bum Rushing'
Me...
I selected the ones I could see today
through
elimination using
'Musical Chairs!'...
But, of course,
Not
everyone was satisfied!
And when I finally got
down to work,
I saw more
Toothaches
than
you can
shake a
stick at!
I also fixed some
Dentures
and
helped some
Teeth out and
gave Caries Risk Assessments
and
night feeding Tips
for Everyone!
I also gave out
Antibiotics
and also
gave referrals
when appropriate!
This One has
a 'Kaleidoscopic
Syndrome!
And, of course,
some of the Kids
Cried!
Now this Patient says,
"Usually, all the Dentists
I go to
say that they can't fix
what I need!"
So,
You and My Momma
went to the Same high School?
Oh, Really, though!"
Then,
this Lady says,
"I Love You and Your Work!...
When is the next time
that You do this?...I'll bring My whole Family
next time and
We'll be
very Thankful!"
...
And...through it all...
He finishes Everyone
almost
in a Flash!...
...
...Wow!...I'm
finally finished!...
...
Now,
My last Patient says,
"It's been a while, Doctor Dentino!...
...Please allow Me to
show My Gratitude
for all of
Your Humanitarian Work!
Since You know
how good I cook...
I'd like to
share with you some
of my
Updated Recipies...especially Three...
...for You!..."
"Your Favorites,
Eggs Caviar...
and Heart of Palm Cakes!
...And...
If you feel
like
having a Little
Adventure...
...I just picked up some Humungous
Strawberries
to
Dip with a
Very Light Sauce
...of Mine!"
May you have many...
..."We...as Scientific Beings,
try and seek out,
and even put things
'in order' to categorize
and make sense of things!...
We are realizing
the Laws of Nature
and the Laws of Physics
and there's
the Laws of Thermodynamics,
and
the Laws of Collisions,
and
...of course...
...the Laws of Attraction!"...
..."Okay...So You read my Mind before...
...Do You think that
You can Read it again Now?"...
..."Hi, Hollywood,
I'm just Enjoying My Life
through Motioning!...
Animation is one of the Hallmarks
of the Living,
...and...
as You know,
I like to Live!"...
I really like
All of the Freedoms
that I can Imagine
within the confines of
...My Reality!
"Yeah...I'm a Tooth Fairy...
...with Battle Upgrades!"
"Doctor Report!...The Royal Family requests
Your Presence Immediately!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
Peace Wins Over Violent Chaos...
...At Least...
....For The Moment!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"I can't believe it!...
I just used Facebook Live to
catch the Bacteria and Viruses
sharing 'Anti-Host' DNA!"
"So,
this is their Hideout!...
I need to
hide in that Furcation until
They leave!"
"My Pet
right here
just Loves it
when I bring home
Bits and Pieces of
The Enemies!"
Bacteria fight the Host,
and They fight
Each Other!"
"Here!...
...Signed, Sealed,
and Delivered...
to
You Punks!"
"My Sword
has such a
Perfectly-engineered Edge
That
it rivals a
,,,Microtome!"
"Now that I've got
My Powers back...
...I'ma
Light 'um Up!"
"All of a sudden,
the Plaque Germs
broke into Our Lab!...
And now...
'Trashing the Place!'"
"Wow!...
Every time I
turn around, Your...
Love is Still There!"
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