...From the Party Yesterday!"
...On the Red Carpet,
what You See...
is what You get!
You and Your
'I Love Rainbows and Rainbows
Love Me!'
Smiles
are
amazed at the Infinite Colors!
This
'it's up to You what You do'
Episode
is
brought to you by
some
Opinionated Guests!
Today looks like...
...another Gorgeous One!
A Pristine Morning...
in the Big City!
And now...
I'm off to work!...
I'm on my way to
my Dental Office to
'Open Up'...
...and then
...later on...
...I'll tell my patients to...
'Open Up'...
...ha ha!
So,
I'm about to turn the corner
and walk through the
glass doors in front of the
tall Glass Building...
...that I pay a small fortune for
every month
to lease!...
Whoops!...I, full-frontally,
bump into a...
...Pretty Lady!
And, after this
close encounter of the
around-the-corner kind,
I feel like,
but I don't, ask her,
if she would 'like a cigarette!'...
"Oh, excuse me...wow!...I'm sorry!," I quickly apologize...
"Yes, please forgive me, too!...
...I should have been more careful
negotiating that corner,"
she says,
as she picks up
and
looks at my Card that
I accidentally dropped...
"Oh, so you're Dr. Danny Dentation!" she says,
"I just opened up
a Dental Office
right next to You!
I'm Shullie Mesial, Dr. Mesial,"
she says.
"Well, nice to meet you,
Dr. Mesial...Hey, which Dental School
did you go to,"
asks Dr. Dentation.
"The World Famous
University of Northern California
Dental School, of course,"
Dr. Mesial gushes.
"Great! Well, I graduated from USC
Dental School,"
I explain , and I ask,
"What type of Dentistry do you practice?"
"I mainly help Transgender Patients
with their dental challenges
and desires,
as they "cross over"
and help them
look better to themselves in the mirror,"
asserts Dr. Mesial.
"Wow! And I bet you are good with your 'comforting psychology skills,' right?" I nod.
"Of course! Some of them come
with emerging, but still fragile egos,
and there's a lot of
'emotional hand-holding,'
along the way," Dr. Mesial clarifies, and she asks me,
"What phase of Dentistry do you practice?"
"I work on kids,
and I also help some Veterinarians around here
with the Dental needs of their
wild animals," I confess,
but before I can explain more...
Dr. Mesial's phone goes off,
and she says,
"I really look forward to chatting with you more,
Dr. Dentation!...Let's!..."
"I'd like that, Shullie!," says Dr. Dentation,
as Dr. Mesial marches on off
to her Dental Office.
And before heading up to his office,
Dr. Dentation stops
at the newsstand.
"Always good to see you, Doc!,"
expresses Chester,
the newspaper guy,
"You know,
with all this Internet news, you would think that
we would be out of business...but we're not!"
And Dr. Dentation says back,
"Computers don't say "Hello" and shake hands
with a personal touch,
and genuine caring!"
"You got that right, Doc...and here's your coffee,
just like you like it, sir!"
"Thanks a bunch, Ches...I'll straighten you out
at the end of the week!"
"Hey, Doc...you solid!...When you do, you do!"
smiles Chester as he starts to
serve another customer.
"'Scuse us, sir,
"Yes!...Doc, you're so fine...I'll open my mouf extra wide for you, Honey Sugar!" says another.
"Promises, promises!" says Dr. Dentation, just playing along.
"Ooh, girls,
this fine man has some fire in him...
...where's the extinguisher!.."No, really doe"...you the Brand New Dentist"--
--quoting with her fingers in the sky--
"in this building?"
"Yeah, I'm one of them.
You must be talking about Dr. Mesial...she just moved in...
...and she likes to treat
'people in a State of Flux!'
"Ooh, Mister! Did you say what I thought you said?"
says one 'girl.'
"I don't know what you 'think' I said,
but I did say what I said!" says
Dr. Dentation,
not to be pushed around!
"OMG, girls! This man has backbone,"
and another one
play faints and says,
"Cool me down, heffas...
...He's too hot for me!"
And as they walk on to Dr. Mesial's office,
one looks back,
and snaps
the finger, and says,
"See you later,
Doctor Domination!"
And the Doctor says, "It's Dr. Dentation!"
"I know...That's what I said!,"
as she winks and wiggles away!
Now,
Dr. Dentation then thinks to himself,
"I hope I don't have to say
'there goes the neighborhood'...
...but they are good people, too!
I think I'll just walk around the block to relax some, then go to my office."
As he walks, the Doctor thinks, "My, this is a
busy city!"
"And thankfully, we're all different... and not
...the carbon-copy same!"
"I think I'll just walk around
without thinking
for a while...
And then
the Dr.
finally gets back around
to the building's front entrance,
and
once inside...
...he takes a big breath of
air-conditioned air!
"That walk was nice and refreshing for me!...now...let's get to work!"
"Elevator up!," thinks Dr. Dentation.
...and he steps in with some other people...
...and...
...they are speaking to each other...
"I've made more money, and
got way more good stuff as a woman,
than I have ever had as a man!,"
emphasizes one 'her/he'--or 'Hershey'--for short.
"Preach it...Sissy!"
endorses her friend.
"But I'm getting ready
to go to that Red Carpet Charity
thing tonight...and guess who else is
going to be there!"
says the first one,
who continues..."you know...your fav!..."
And the second girl
opens her eyes wide
and acts like she's having a minor fussy fit...
"You mean, the one of us,
Geena Rocero's...
gonna be there!?"
"Just as sure as the sun does shine!"
boasts the first Hershey!
"Yeah, and a lot of other 'Theys' and 'Us-es' will be there, too!"...
...then the door shuts for the ride up...
Dr. Dentation,
being the gentleman that he is,
speaks to one of the
other ladies in the elevator,
"Good Morning there!"
And the young lady extends and
says back,
"Well, hello there, Sir!...please,
excuse me...
...I'm a little nervous!"
"Oh, why is that?"
inquires Dr. Dentation,
as they shake hands a long time.
"I just graduated from Dental School
in San Francisco,
and
I'm interviewing to work
with Dr. Mesial
to associate part-time in her office"
she says.
"Well, you passed the Board and all of that, right,"
Dentation inquires.
"Yes! And I did a
Cosmetic Dentistry Residency
to sharpen
my eye for the aesthetic!"
Now, at the 60th floor, the elevator
And Dr. Dentation
and all of the other people,
file out of the elevator,
and only Dr. Dentation
goes
inside of his office,
and
all of the other people
go to
Dr. Mesial's office!
"Wow," thinks Dr. Dentation,
"She's starting off
with a packed waiting room!
But I ain't hating,
because there's room for all of us!"
So,
Dr. Dentation
goes into his dental office
and Teena, his receptionist,
beams a
"Top of the morning to you,
we brighten your smile today!"
and he
And the lady says back,
...Please, just go
See you later!"
So, Dr. Danny Dentation goes through
And then he turns the corner, and
as he opens
because...
he's welcomed by a Waitress
Doctor Dentation sees a bunch of People
doing things in
Unison,
and also doing things in their own
private
World!...
...All according to
the mesmerizing, infectious beats
of the Music!
And on the Big Screens,
even an Avatar… ‘Let’s Loose!’
“Wow,” exclaims Doctor Dentation, “look at
that Line!”
...a lot!
Now,
when they get there,
the New Doc says,
"I like going to Dr. Mesial's
Dental Club!
...It's easy to meet up with
and 'Catch'
And Doctor Dentation says,
"I've seen You on TV Modeling
in that
Trendy Lifestyle Blog
called
and...Living the Love!"
"On this Big Ole Earth...there's
Room for All of Us!"
For the World to Operate Better...
...We need Everyone!
Yes We Do!...
...And...
Thank You for that
Frequently-Overlooked Observation!
And We need HSR,
with his helpless and hapless Self!
Check out his topsy-turvy life
in,
"There's A ...War...On The...Streets!...
...And A War ...On Your...Teeth!"
"So... Now...I Am Closing My...Dental Office
For The Night...When...
All Of A Sudden...This Impeccably-Dressed,
Dentally-Injured,
Wise Guy Gangster...With His
Big, Beefy, Scary-Looking ...And...'Hey!...Wha Chu Looking' At, Huh?'...
Body Guards In Tow...
Makes Me An Offer...That I Can't ...
...(Gulp!)....
Refuse!"...
...and...
HSR,
at that Time,
is on Hiatus
from
AND THIS TIME,
HE HAS HIS EYES SET
ON VISITING
THE
AMAZON
RIVER!
HE THINKS TO HIMSELF,
"THIS RIVER
HAS A LONG HISTORY, AND
IS SAID TO BE
SIGNIFICANTLY ACTIVE
WITH THE FORESTS,
MAKING THEM
'THE LUNGS'
OF THE EARTH,
BECAUSE IT MAKES
SO MUCH OXYGEN FROM ALL THE
PHOTOSYNTHESIS!...
AND...OF COURSE...
...THE RAIN!"
SO,
THE DAY COMES
FOR HIM
TO START THE TRIP,
AND,
SOME OF HIS
FRIENDS WERE
AND OTHERS
JUST SAID,
"HEY...SEE YA WHEN YOU
GET BACK!"
EVENTUALLY,
HE GETS TO THE AIRPORT
AND
CHECKS IN,
AND ONE LADY
TAKING A
DIFFERENT FLIGHT,
ASKS HSR,
AMSTERDAM?...BECAUSE IF YOU ARE...
I'LL SHOW YOU
AROUND!"
AND HSR SAYS,
"NAW...I'M GOING TO
BRAZIL AND
FLOAT DOWN THE
AMAZON A LITTLE!"
AND NOW SHE
SAYS,
"WELL, I HEAR THAT IT'S
A
VERY LONG RIVER...SO IT'LL
TAKE YOU A WHILE!...AND
...WATCH OUT FOR THE
AMAZONIAN WOMEN!"
AND THE CONVERSATION KEEPS GOING
AND
THEY TALK AND
LAUGH A LITTLE MORE.
THEN,
HSR FINALLY
GETS ON BOARD
HIS PLANE
AND SAYS,
"HELLO" TO THE
PILOT...
...THEN
HE TAKES HIS SEAT,
BUT...
...IT'S A LITTLE TOO
ROWDY,
SO HE GETS ANOTHER SEAT...
THEN
THE PLANE GETS READY FOR
TAKE OFF,
AND
THINGS GO FINE AND THEY ARE
ON THEIR WAYS!...
...GREAT!...
AND, OF COURSE...
AFTER A WHILE...
HE FALLS ASLEEP,
AND HE TRIES NOT TO
DREAM ABOUT
FALLING!
AND THEN,
HE WAKES UP
AND
KEEPS
A SPARSE CONVERSATION
WITH ANOTHER
AFTER SOME HOURS
...THAT
BEFORE HE
DO YOU NEED A GUIDE?...
...BECAUSE I'M GOOD...
DO YOU KNOW THAT
THIS RIVER SHIFTS AROUND
NATURALLY!"
"WELL," SAYS HSR, "THAT SOUNDS
GOOD!...WHY DON'T YOU HOP ON!"
SO
THEY GO DOWN THE RIVER
AND THEY SEE
OTHER PEOPLE
HERE AND
THERE,
AND
WATERFALLS
AND
ALSO SOME
GATORS AND
PANTHERS!
NOW, THE LADY SAYS.
'I SEE THAT YOUR
BOAT HAS A
NICE KITCHEN !...
...I'M AN EXCELLENT COOK!
I ALSO NEED TO TELL YOU THAT
...
SO...THE NEXT MORNING
THEY WAKE UP
AND HAVE A
NICE MEAL AND
HSR SAYS,
"I THINK THAT
I'LL TAKE A
SHORT WALK!"
AND HIS FRIEND SAYS,
"GO RIGHT AHEAD, DEAR,
I'LL
WAIT HERE!"
NOW HE
WALKS THROUGH
THE
REALLY
JUNGLE,
BUT
ALL OF A SUDDEN
IT RAINS
REAL HARD AGAIN,
SO
HSR SITS DOWN UNDER
A TREE
AND DECIDES TO
WAIT IT OUT A LITTLE
AND HE NOTICES
A STRANGE PLANT
RIGHT
ABOVE HIM
AND IT'S DRIPPING
WITH RAIN WATER AND
HE
CATCHES SOME 'DRIP '
FROM THE PLANT
ON HIS LIPS AND MOUTH!
AND THEN,
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES,
A VISION
'SEEMINGLY STARTS TO
APPEAR'
IN FRONT OF HIM,
WHICH
IS
PROBABLY PRODUCED BY
THE INFLUENCE
OF THE
POTENT PLANT SAP
THAT'S DRIPPING ON HIM!...
AND
THE VISION
SEEMS TO SAY,
"WELCOME TO
MY PART OF THE
VEGETATION, SIR,
I DON'T GET MANY
PEOPLE AROUND HERE
SO
I'LL JUST TELL YOU
MY MESSAGE!...AND IT IS THIS,
I KNOW THAT IT IS
MAN'S
DUTY
TO EXPLORE,
BUT IF YOU
PERSONALLY CAN
JUST
'LOOK AT FROM A DISTANCE'
AT
MY NATURAL BEAUTY AND
PLEASE
DON'T ALTER THE RAINFORESTS!...
THIS WORLD WILL STAY
'SELF-SUSTAININGLY PURE!'
PLEASE TAKE HEED AND ENJOY
YOUR TRIP,
SIR!"
THEN
HSR OPENS HIS EYES,
WHICH HE THOUGHT WERE
ALREADY OPEN,
AND HE WALKS BACK TO HIS FRIEND
AND HIS CRAFT
TO SEE
WHAT OTHER
BEAUTY AWAITS THEM!...
...
SO,
THE DAYS OF
RELAXATION AND ENJOYMENT
JUST MELT
AWAY,
ONE BY ONE,
ON THE WATER
OF THE
WONDERFUL PRE-AMAZON
NAPO RIVER!...
WHOA!...THERE'S ANOTHER
WATERFALL,
AND YES,
SOMETHING IS
WATCHING US!...
...AND AS WE
SLOWLY GO DOWN
THE
MEANDERING RIVER,
I SEE BIRDS
FOUND
NOWHERE
ELSE!...
NOW, WE SEE A
FAMILY OF
MONKEYS IN
IN THE TREES!
BUT NEXT,
OMGOSH!...NOW...SOMETHING
BUMPS OUR BOAT, BUT
THANKFULLY,
IT KEEPS ON GOING!...
NOW, HSR PULLS HIS BOAT ASIDE
AND WALKS AROUND SOME,
BUT,
HE STOPS IN HIS TRACKS
WHEN HE SEES
...SAFELY!"...
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"Let Us
make a
little bit of Snow!
...and I will show up
deep within
their Enemy Lines!"
anything about Me!"
"Not on My Watch!...I'm
Chopping it off...right here!"
"Today We shall March!...With
A Billion Bacteriums!"
"I've never seen a
'Cytokine Storm' quite like this!"
"It's the Last Day
of My Vacation!...
Sabotage the Enemy
Behind their Backs!"
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