"He’s Got So Much Gwap...That...His Bentley...Can...
...Swoop Sideways!"...
“My Dress costs as much as
My Benz!”
“I miss doing
My Raves, Man!”
“Here, Hollywood...
Let’s...
...have a Seat!”
You and Your
‘I’ll be glad when Dental Schools can get back into ‘High Gear’
again’
Smiles
are
'Prepping for
Perfection!'
This
'Use the Best to Be Your Best'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Dental Receptionists!
On this New Day,
with an especially Good-Looking,
‘Zen-Inspiring'
Sunrise,
Doctor Olah Orala,
the Go-To Dentist for the
Billionaires all around the World,
takes an early-morning stroll around his Garden…
Now,
one of his assistants comes by
and says,
“Good morning, Doctor Orala!...
...Top of the morning to You!
You’re looking Well and Fine,
as always!”
“Why Thank You, My Dear! The Fresh Air
of the New Morning is always invigorating!
I think
I’ll just mosey around
the Garden a little more
and then come in and
catch up on what going on in the World,”
adds the Doctor.
So,
as he walks
he gives his attention
to the many sights
in his
‘Peaceful
Meditative
Oasis’
and then he
makes it on
into his
Abode.
And
after
entering
and passing one room,
then another,
and then
one more,
he comes into
an Atrium.
Then
another Assistant comes by
and says,
“Great Morning to You,
Good Doctor!
You have been
jet-setting around the Globe
for the last
three months straight,
However,
it’s
been almost two weeks
since any of Your
Billionaire Clients have called
for any of your Dental Services!”
“This is true! And
I must admit that treating them
so closely can be
somewhat frenetic,”
Orala admits,
“However this down
time
allows me to
reemphasize my priorities and to
reclarify my
Future Directions!”
“So,
You’re contemplating
'rearrangements'
in Your
‘Items of Importance,”
she asks.
“Yes,” claims Orala,
“I’m going to give even more to
Charity
and
spend more time teaching at
Dental Schools around the World!”
“And, Doctor,”
she asks,
“you’re not worried that others will take
Your
Billionaire Patients
away from You?”
“Eventually,
that has got to happen,” laughs the Doctor,
“but remember,
I
deal in Relationships first, and Dentistry second.
And that Driving Philosophy is what got Me to
where I am today.
My Clients can afford any Dentist on the Planet,
yet
they still consider
what I represent,
a bargain that
they can’t pass up!”
Just then,
the telephone rings,
and the Doctor
picks it up...
...and...
within seconds,
a Smile comes across
His face,
as he says,
“King Salamandero...rest assured,
I will fly out
to you
immediately...
and take care of
Your Daughter’s Emergency!”
“You can only Thrive when
You’re Alive!”
Don’t get lost on a Deserted
Island!
Yes!...Don't
get there
in the first place...
...ya hear HSR and his Ilk!
In case You
didn't know,
Things 'went sideways,'
especially during
the preface of,
"When Was...The Last Time...That...You Made ...Your Mouth...
...'Squeaky Clean?'..."
preface to
"This Is What The Profession Of Dentistry May Look Like...
...100 Years...And...
...10,000 Years...
From Now!"...
and
that is where
THIS LADY SAYS,
"ASTRONAUT HSR...
I'M GLAD
THAT
YOU'RE VOLUNTEERING
TO BE THE
OUTER SPACE DENTIST
FOR OUR ANDROMEDA
GALAXY OUTPOST!...
WE'RE
READY TO
BLAST OFF!"...
SO THE CREW GETS
ON BOARD AND
AFTER SOME
OF THAT
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
STUFF,
WE HAVE A
SUCCESSFUL
HERE WE COME!...
AND AFTER A WHILE,
WE GET TO THE
INTERNATIONAL
SPACE STATION
AND SUCCESSFULLY
THEM THERE
IN A HURRY!
AND AS THEY ARE
MOVING AT SUPER-RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS,
SHE SAYS,
"ASTRONAUT HSR,"
"WE ARE GOING TO
OUR 'GALAXION'
SHIP,
AND GET BRIEFED
ON A SECRET MISSION!"
"I REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO
DO SOME
GOOD 'OL
'ASTRODENTISTRY!" SMILES HSR...
"SOMETHING BIG HAS COME UP AND
WE ARE
ORDERED TO
REPURPOSE
OUR MISSIONS!" SHE EXPLAINS...
'WELL, LET'S
DO IT, THEN!" SAYS
HSR, READY
FOR SOME ADVENTURE!
BUT AFTER A WHILE OF
SPEEDING THEIR WAY TO ZOOMERIA,
THE SHIP STARTS TO
'ACT UP!'
AS THEY COME TO A STAND STILL
THE LADY ASKS,
"YOU'RE FAMILIAR
WITH THE WORKINGS
OF THIS SHIP, RIGHT?"
"I AM...SOMEWHAT!"
HE SAYS BACK,
"I'LL SEE
WHAT'S UP!"
SO
HSR GOES TO THE ENGINE ROOM
AND FIDDLES AROUND
WITH SOME
STUFF!...
HE FEELS HIMSELF MORPH
INTO AN
'ALTERNATIVE SUBSTANCE!'
AND,
HE ASKS ONE OF THE 'BEINGS'
WITH HIM,
"THIS IS A NICE
BIOLOGICALLY-COMPATIBLE SHIP...
...WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"
ONE OF THE BEINGS
RELATES,
"BEFORE I ANSWER,
I'D LIKE TO
CHANGE
MYSELF INTO
SOMETHING MORE
'COMFORTABLE!'"
NOW,
SHE
LOOKS AT HSR AND SAYS,
"NOW WHERE WERE WE?...OH YES...
...YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY YOU'RE HERE!
WELL,
TELL ME,
WEREN'T YOU
THE ONE STRANDED
IN EMPTY SPACE,
IN THE FIRST PLACE?"
"I GUESS SO,"
ADMITS HSR...
"OUR COLONY HERE
NEEDS YOUR
'CYBERGRAPHICUS GENOTYPE'
TO REPOPULATE
OUR
DWINDLING SPECIES!
THAT'S WHY WE NEED YOU!,"
SAYS
THE BEING, "YOU ARE NOW
TO GO INTO
'THE SPHERE' WITH
OUR
'RECEPTIVE ONE,'
LUNARIA PARSEC!...AND YOU
WILL BE REWARDED
WITH AMPLE SUPPLIES
AND A
'SWIFT SPACE SHIP'
THAT WILL TAKE YOU ANYWHERE!"
"OKAY...LET'S PROCEED!" SMILES HSR...
SO, THEY ARE NOW
TRANSPORTED TO
THE SPHERE
AND ONCE INSIDE,
THEY START TO
'SEE EYE TO EYE!'
BUT CYBERGRAPHICUSES
DON'T EMPHASIZE
WHAT HUMANS DO...
...FIRST THEY COLIMATE
INTO
THEIR OWN DISCRETE
'PLASMA LASER PHOTONS,'
THEIR LIGHTS,
WHICH BREAKS ALL KNIDS
OF LAWS OF
PHYSICS!..
PHASE CYCLES, BOTH OF
THEM!...
THEN HSR'S
BIOCHEMICAL MAKE UP
'BIOLOGICALLY
SOLIDIFIED!
AND NOW,
LUNARIA PARSEC,
SAYS,
"YOUR
ELECTROMAGNICITY...
...WHY...I HAVE NEVER...."
THEN,
THE OTHER BEING
BUTTS IN AND SAYS,
SPACE SHIP AND SUPPLIES
AND
AS SOON
AS HE GETS IN...
HE SWITCHES ON
HIS
'GALACTICAL
WORM DRIVE'
TO
'EXIT STAGE LEFT'
AND
HE
COULDN'T BE
HAPPIER!
...
NOW,
THAT HE IS BACK ON
A SMALL BUT
DRIVE-OPTION-RICH
SPACE SHIP,
HSR,
AFTER SOME TRAVEL,
DECIDES TO
STOP THE SHIP
AND
STRETCH A LITTLE AND
WHEN RUMMAGING THROUGH
THE CONTENTS OFF THE SHIP,
HE FINDS AND PUTS ON A
JET-PACK SPACE SUIT.
“I’LL TRY THIS OUT FOR SIZE,”
HE THINKS...
SO HE GOES
OUTSIDE OF THE SHIP AND
ZOOMS AROUND,
THEN HE THINKS,
“I BETTER GET BACK
INTO THE SHIP,
BECAUSE
I DON’T WANT ANY REPEATS
OF GETTING STRANDED AGAIN,
SO
HE GOES BACK IN
AND
FIDDLES WITH THE CONTROLS SOME
THEN HE THINKS,
“MAYBE I SHOULD
HEAD ON OVER TO THE
GALAXION SHIP
IN THE
ZOOMERIA CLUSTER
AND SEE WHAT
MY ORIGINAL MISSION IS ALL ABOUT!”
BUT BEFORE HE ENGAGES THE
‘INTERGALACTIC SHORT CUT DRIVE,
HE SEES A
COMMERCIAL ON HIS SCREEN THAT THERE IS A
HUGE CELESTIAL RAVE
GOING ON RIGHT NOW
AT THE
SPHINX NIGHTCLUB
IN THE
VALENTINE ROSE NEBULA,
WHICH IS ONLY
TWO LIGHT YEARS AWAY!
“I THINK I’LL
CHECK OUT THE ACTION
AT THE SPHINX
THEN MAKE IT ON OVER
TO THE
ZOOMERIAN HEADQUARTERS,”
DECIDES ASTRONAUT HSR.
SO HE POWERS UP THE DRIVE
AND
WITHIN TWO MINUTES,
HE
ARRIVES AT THE NEBULA,
AND THERE ARE
LOTS OF SHIPS
AROUND
AND HE FINALLY GETS
TO THE PLANET
AND
THERE ARE
SEVERAL SPACE SHIPS
PARKED IN HOVER
MODE
JUST OVER THE CLUB,
AND AS HE
LATCHING ON TO THIS WOMAN'S FACE,
AND SHE WILDLY
SHOOTS A PISTOL!
...WHICH, AT FIRST,
MAKES EVERYONE SCARED...
SO,
AS HE RUNS,
HE QUICKLY GETS
THE SPACE SHIP KEYS OUT
THEN
HE ENTERS
AND
SITS AT
THE CONTROLS
AND STARTS TO LEAVE...
...AND AS HE
PULLS AWAY
HE SEES EVIDENCE
THAT
HUMANS AND ALIENS
MAYBE
SIGNAL,
BUT
TO NO AVAIL,
THEN
THESE FORCES
SAY,
"WE ARE TAKING
YOU AND YOUR SHIP
May you have many...
...Smiles!
“The Weather’s Horrible,
but the
Job must be Done!”
“Kicking Out Infective Agents
Bacteria and Electricity Don’t Mix
And
...that’s Too Bad!”
“Can You put me in A Warm Petri Dish ...
... Please?
“Today is
Graduation at the Winge Institute for the Oral Sciences
in the Zoomeria Cluster Campus...
...and on Earth!
...Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report is...
attending both of them in Person...
...thanks to his
Intergalactic Short Cut Drive!”
...The Hygienists are Coming!"...
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