Friday, January 29, 2021

World Celebrities...Showing...Their...Winge Smiles!...

“Ha Ha Ha!...That Joke...Just...Split My Sides!...And With...This ‘Sincere’ Smile…And...My Closed Eyes...

...I’m ‘Winge Smiling’...All The Way!”...



















































On the Red Carpet...

...before there was

'Social Distancing,

there was

...'Attitude Distancing!'




















































"When I graduate from

Winge Institute for the Oral Sciences,

I'm going to buy some

Beachfront Property here!"








































"That's it!...

Those guys across the way...

Have 'Telescoped' enough!...There!...























"I Dance to the Music...then...

...I Pay to the Piper!'

















































You and Your 

‘if You help others and they Smile, that’s a 

good thing’ 

Smiles 

are

helping others Smile!































































This

'Stop doing Your Face like that!...Now!'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

a Dental Lab Technician!

































































Doctor Ralph Winge reveals,

"The Smile Continuum 

starts at one end of the Spectrum, 

where a smile is barely detectable, 

with minimal Zygomatic muscle activity, 

as seen with the Mona Lisa, 

and continues on to the 

Duchenne Smile,

which uses more of the Zygomaticus


and levator muscles, 


raising the cheeks up, and with help 

from the orbital parts of the orbicular oculi, 

produces 'Crow's Feet,' 

below and on the sides 


of the eyes, and is associated with 

'genuine happiness.'

Then, 

we proceed to the most intense

end of the spectrum with the Winge Smile,

which adds the actions of 

more mid-face muscles, including the nasalis, 


procerus, and 




corrigator supercilli--along with 

the other signature move of the 

Winge Smile--the closed 


eyes. 


However, 

since negative and positive psychological circumstances 

can precipitate this muscular motion , some Behavioral Scientists may label 


the Winge Smile as a Non-specific Reflexive Reaction.




When taken in context, though,

it's the 'Happiest Smile known to Science!'"




Now, let's see some notable People

engaged in a Winge Smile:




President Joseph Biden,



and 

Vice-President

Kamala Harris,




Steve Harvey,




Lady Ga Ga,





Snoop Dog,



Beyonce,



Deasung,




Willow Smith



T.I.,



Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock,


Kevin Hart,



Chrissy Teigen,




Alec Baldwin,



Rhianna,


Nicki,



Shaq,




Hillary Duff,



Rosie Huntington Wheatley,




Lebron James,



Hillary Clinton,


Bill Clinton,




And,,,Wow!...

Michelle and Barack Obama!

...OMGosh!...How can one...

...'Top that?'

...Oh...I know...

...Yeah!


























Love Toothbrush®                                      






















































“Go ahead and 


Winge Smile, 


and 


hopefully...it won’t be



 Your Last!”











































Sometimes, to avoid Confrontation, 


it’s better to just...



…Smile and Leave!



Great advice! That way,

one may live to see

another Day! And another!

Hear that? ...Our Protagonist, HSR?...


Shucks, that Boy

is looking the other way now!...

Well, we saw what happened to him 

in,

"Watch Out!...Your Smile...Has Many...  



...Enemies!"

and

displayed before that,

"Do You Have a 32-Pack Smile 


To Go With Your 



6-Pack Abs?,"

and


Chronologically,

before  that,



and one tick

before that,

in




and that was 

WHERE

HSR 

CEREMONIOUSLY  INITIATES

A VERY MEMORABLE ADVENTURE

STARTING AT HIS 

ALMA MATER IN 

SAN DIEGO,

POINT LOMA 


UNIVERSITY!

AKA THE

CALIFORNIA WESTERN UNIVERSITY CAMPUS...

...OF THE 

UNITED STATES INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY, 

WHERE THE SUNSETS

ARE


LUSCIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL!

AND THERE'S PLENTY OF 

OUTER PLACES 

TO SEEK


INNER PEACE 

AND UNDERSTANDING!

AND, PLUS...

THEY GOT THE


BABES!

SO,

AFTER FILLING UP THE 

HUGE BALLON 

WITH HOT AIR,


IT'S UP

UP, AND AWAY!


HIP HIP HOORAY!...

AND, 

HE AND THE BALLON 

MEANDER NORTH, 

UP THE PACIFIC COAST, 


PASSING BY A PARADE 

OF DIFFERENT MUNICIPALITIES!...

AND HE MAKES 

SEVERAL 

CHANCE MEETINGS,

INCLUDING ONE WITH

SOME 




GOURMET


COOKING SISTERS...

AND THEIR

SIMPLY ADORABLE


PET


POOCHES!....

BUT 

AFTER LANDING 

FOR A NIGHT...

HE AND HIS RIDE ARE

COMMANDEERED BY A 

BEAUTIFUL 

AND CUNNING 

LADY SPY


WHO ORDERS HIM TO 


"FLY OVER THE OCEAN RIGHT ABOUT 


HERE!"... 

THEN, 

SHE LEAVES HIM 

A BIG BAG FULL OF MONEY


AND TELLS HIM THAT 

SHE WILL FIND HIM LATER...

THEN,

 SHE LOVINGLY

OFFERS HSR 

AN AROUSING KISS,

THE WAY THAT THE

CZECHOSLOVAKIANS


DO IT!...AND 

BLOWS HIS MIND!..

THEN.,

SHE JUMPS 

INTO THE OCEAN 

TO ESCAPE 

 IN A 


SECRET SUB

BUT, NOW,

HSR 

CONTINUES HIS JOURNEY

UP THE COAST

AND FINALLY HE 

REACHES UP TO,

AND 

LANDS 

AT,

THE WORLD FAMOUS 

VENICE BEACH


WHERE MANY 

MYSTERIOUS THINGS

HAPPEN


QUITE


FREQUENTLY!

MANY PEOPLE


ARE OUT HAVING 

A GOOD TIME


AND THERE'S 

GOOD FOOD...


AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE


HAVING GREAT


TIMES...

AND SOME ARE JUST


WALKING ALONG...

...AND...


SURFING

AND

BATHING


AROUND...

OH YES...

AND THERE'S 

MUSCLE BEACH WITH THE

UNUSUAL


FEATS 


OF STRENGTH!

YES!...


THE MINDS AND BODIES

ARE FLYING FREELY


AND

THERE'S THE "STRONG


AND THE


BEAUTIFUL!


BUT AS HSR IS TAKING IN

THE

'BAYWATCH'


SCENERY,

AND WHILE SEEING SOME

PEOPLE ON THE


FRINGE,

HE SEES

SOME PEOPLE

LOOKING UP IN AMAZEMENT


AND HSR 

LOOKS UP TOO, 

AND 

OH NO!..

IT'S HIS BALLOON 

THAT'S


ON FIRE!

SOMEBODY JACKED

HIS "BOWL-LOON!"

AND THE WRECKED BALLOON 

DIVES HELPLESSLY


INTO THE WATER!

"OH, MAN," HSR CRIES, 

"I'M GLAD THAT I 

AT LEAST HAVE 

THIS BAG OF MONEY...

I'VE GOT TO GO TO A STORE 

AND CHANGE THIS WOMAN'S BAG 

AND GET ONE FOR A MAN!

AND ON HIS WAY, 

HE PASSES ONE FINE LADY


AND ANOTHER ONE

ASKS HIM,


"HI THERE, SIR...

I NEED A LARGER PURSE...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADE?"

AND HSR 

SMILES 

BUT THINKS 

"H _ _ _, NO!"

BUT REALLY SAYS,

"NOT RIGHT NOW...

...BUT THANKS!"

AND THE WOMAN SAYS BACK, 

"YOU'RE CLUTCHING IT LIKE 

THERE'S A MILLION BUCKS 

IN THERE...CAN I SEE?"


AND, 

HSR JUST STARTS WALKING FASTER!...AND

EVEN 


GOING HIGH SPEED!

AND HE HEADS 

STRAIGHT TO A FIVE AND 


DIME,

TO BUY A BACKPACK 

AND A QUICK SNACK,

THEN, 

HE THINKS ABOUT WHERE TO STAY, 

"I'LL TRY A MOTEL AROUND HERE 

TILL THE HEAT GETS LESS!"

SO, 

AS 

HE'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET...

"YO, SIR... GET YOUR 


FREE SAMPLE!" SAYS

THIS LADY...

AND ANOTHER ONE 

ASKS,


I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU...

...WANNA SEE?"

"NOT RIGHT NOW," SAYS HSR...

"YO, BIG BOY...FREE SMOKES,"


"THAT'S OKAY, BUT THANKS!" SAYS HSR...


SO HE FINALLY MAKES IT OVER 

TO A PLACE TO STAY!


AND HE BUYS A ROOM,

BUT, 

WHILE THERE, 

A PERSON KNOCKS ON THE DOOR...

OR RATHER...KNOCKS 

IN


THE DOOR,

BUT THE INTRUDER 

DOESN'T FIND ANYTHING,

SO, 

THE INTRUDER LEAVES,

AND NOW,

HSR DECIDES TO GET OUT OF THERE, TOO...

AND,

AFTER RETRIEVING

THE LOOT...

...HE

HAILS A


TAXI...


AND ONE FINALLY PICKS HIM UP, AND

THE DRIVER ASKS,


"HEY, WHERE YA HEADED...OUTTA TOWN?"

"YEAH," SAYS HSR,


BUT THEN HSR THINKS,

"CAN I EVEN

TRUST THIS GUY?"

AND THEN

HSR SAYS,

"CAN YOU LET ME OFF AT THIS



MARKET!"

AND HE PAYS THE GUY

THEN WALKS OFF...

"I JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT

WITH THAT CABBIE...

I'LL CALL AN UBER!,"

THINKS HSR...

SO, A CAR COMES BY AND

HE GETS IN

AND THIS LADY DRIVER

BEAMS AND SAYS,


"I'LL GLADLY TAKE YOU

WHERE YOU NEED TO GO, SIR!"

"THANK YOU,"

SAYS HSR,

AS HE

FEELS MUCH BETTER NOW...

"I NEED

A HOT AIR

BALLOON SHOP...

DO YOU KNOW WHERE ONE IS?

"SURE, I DO...IT'S CLOSE...

...


"HERE'S YOUR BALLOON STORE...

HAVE A NICE DAY!"

SAYS THE DRIVER...

"THANK YOU," SAYS HSR.

AND NOW,

HE GOES INTO THE STORE...

"HI THERE, SIR!...GOOD

TO SEE YOU TODAY!

WE



HAVE THE BEST BALLOONS...

...ANYWHERE!

"HOW SOON

DO YOU WANT IT,

SIR, BECAUSE



WE HAVE ONE READY 

RIGHT NOW IF YOU LIKE!

WOULD THAT BE 

CASH OR CREDIT?"

"ALL CASH, PLEASE," 

HE SAYS...

"COME BACK IN 

HALF AN HOUR...

AND, YES, SHE'S ALL YOURS...

...WITH THE NECESSARY 

CERTIFICATES INCLUDED!" 

SHE SAYS...

"SEE YA SOON!" SAYS HSR..

...

SO 

HE WALKS OUT OF THE PLACE 

FOR A SHORT STROLL, AND...

HE MEETS A PRETTY LADY

WHO TALKS TO HIM 

AND SHE TELLS HSR,

"YOU HAVE 

ADVENTURE IN YOUR EYES!"


AND YOU HAVE A PURE HEART!


PLEASE BE CAREFUL ON YOUR JOURNEY!"

...

SO,

IN A HALF AN HOUR, 

HE RETURNS 

TO THE BALLOON MAKER

AND HE GETS HIS 

NEW GEAR READY FOR FLIGHT...

AND...

HIP HIP HOORAY!...

HE'S AIRBORNE, AGAIN!


"DANG, IT FEELS SO GOOD 

TO BE UP 

WHERE I BELONG!...

I'LL MAKE IT TO MALIBU, 

AND THEN

I'll TOUCH DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!"

SMILES HSR!

...

SO, WHILE LAZILY DRIFTING 


ALONG,

HE COUNTS UP THE CASH THAT 

THE SPY LEFT HIM...

AND IT COMES TO...


WOW!

4.2

MILLION DOLLARS!

PLUS 

SOME SMALL CHANGE!

"I GOTTA BE CAREFUL, BUDDY,"

HE SAYS TO HISSELF!

NOW 

HE PASSES BY,

AND GETS SOME GOOD VIEWS OF 

SOME OF THE 

MALIBU CELEBRITY


HOMES 


THERE...


SO, 

WITH THE SUN ABOUT TO SET, 



HSR SCOPES OUT 

A GOOD PLACE TO LAND...

AND HE HIDES THE STASH 

IN A GOOD PLACE,

THEN

HE PASSES PEOPLE


ON THE

BEACH,

AND THIS LADY

SAYS,

"YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING STRANGE?...WATCH!"...


"WHOA!" REMARKS HSR...



THEN,

HE KEEPS WALKING,

AND A STRANGE LADY COMES

UP TO HIM AND 


SAYS,

"I AM GOING SWIMMING


PAST THE SURF IN THE OCEAN...

...WOULD YOU LIKE TO


SWIM WITH ME?...PLEASE...

...COME ON!"

"MMM," ADMITS HSR, "I CAN'T DO THAT 

RIGHT NOW," AND

HE KEEPS ON WALKING...

...

"HI THERE, SIR...

YOU LOOK LIKE AN ARTISTIC TYPE...


WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY ETCHINGS?...

...MY ROOMMATES ARE 

ALL AWAY FOR NOW


AND,

I HAVE A NICE FIREPLACE!




...




MY PLACE IS RIGHT OVER THERE!...


RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE"...


"OKAY," SAYS HSR...




"AND, I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOME OF MY ETCHINGS!"



SO THEY WALK ON OVER,

AND GO INSIDE,

AND HE SEES


SOME ETCHINGS!





THEN SHE SAYS,

"I'M GOING TO GET SOMETHING"...




"SURE," SAYS HSR...



AND WHEN SHE RETURNS,

SHE SAYS,

"I REALLY LIKE IT HERE!...

YOU KNOW...AMERICA!"


I'VE LIVED IN MANY PLACES..

UKRAINE, POLAND, RUSSIA, KOREA, KASMIR,

SRI LANKA, ARGENTINA, TURKMINISTAN,

AND OTHERS...

AND EVEN


INCHANTEDLANDIA,

BUT,


I'VE NEVER MET A PERSON LIKE YOU!

CAN YOU SHOW ME


WHAT SHOWS AMERICANS LIKE TO WATCH?"



"BUT, OF COURSE!" WIDELY SMILES HSR!

"BUT FIRST, 

I MUST!"...






...





SO....THE NEXT MORNING..

HSR  GETS UP

AND WITNESSES

THE BEAUTIFUL


SUNRISE...

AND,

AS SHE STILL SLEEPS,

HE WALKS A LITTLE 


ON THE BEACH...

THEN HE GOES BACK

TO THE BEACH HOUSE,

AND SHE SAYS, "IT WOULD

BE GREAT IF YOU COULD

STAY THE

REST OF THE 


WEEK!"...




"IT'S SO SWEET HERE, AND YOU ARE 

AN EXTREMELY NICE 

PERSON, 

BUT,

I JUST HAVE TO

GO NORTH!"

"WELL, CAN YOU COME AND SEE

ME WHEN YOU COME

BACK SOUTH?...

...BECAUSE... 


I LIKE YOU!" SHE SAYS...



"I'LL TRY!"

AND

THEY SPEND 

TWO HOURS SAYING 

GOOD BYE! 

AND

WHEN HSR 

FINALLY GETS OUT OF THERE

AND GETS HIS 

'TRANSPORTATION'

UP IN THE AIR 


AND THINGS ARE 

JUST 

"BLOWIN' IN THE 


WIND!"

HEY!

...WHAT'S THIS!...

SOME OTHER BALLOONS SAIL


BY, AND HSR

SEES SOME OTHERS

OVER YONDER!


"THAT'S COOL"...



BUT,

AFTER A WHILE...

...AND...

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

THE WEATHER TURNS NOT

TOO 


GOOD!

AND DARK CLOUDS ARE 

HEADED THIS WAY!


ALONG WITH SOME LIGHTNING!


SO, 

HSR IMMEDIATELY SCOUTS 

FOR A GOOD LANDING SPOT!

..."HEY, THERE'S ONE!"




...





BUT...OMG!...THAT PRIME SPOT

IS A 


A NATURALIST'S COLONY!

...WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING 


...OPTIONAL!



BUT ,

HSR IS

STILL

FORCED TO LAND!

WHOA!



HOWEVER,

MOST OF THE PEOPLE 

RUN TO THEIR CARS

FROM THE COMING

REALLY HEAVY RAINS 

BUT 

A NUMBER OF WOMEN STAY 

AND HELP HSR PUT

THE HUGE BALLOON AWAY!

AND THEY TELL HSR,

"WE'RE STAYING IN

THE GONDOLA WITH YOU!"




...




OH BOY...

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE

A TIGHT,

RAINY, AND WINDY NIGHT!




...





SO,

AFTER SAYING 

"BYE"

THE NEXT MORNING,

HE'S



SMELLING

THE 'SWEET SMELL OF

AERIAL FREEDOM,'

AS HE CONTINUES

NORTH

UP THE COAST,

HUGGING THE COASTLINE.

BUT

OVER



THE WATER...AND...

HE GETS SOME

RELAXING SHUT EYE,

AND WHEN HE

WAKES UP,

HE FINDS HIMSELF

ABOVE

BEAN HALLOW


STATE BEACH...




"I'VE HEARD OF THIS BEACH!"

HE REMEMBERS,

"THERE ARE

STRANGE FORMATIONS,


AND ROCKS,


AND

STRANGE FORMATIONS


WITH ROCKS!"



SO

HE NOW

DIRECTS THE

 BALLON TO HOVER OVER

TO

A GOOD PLACE TO LAND...

AND AS HE PACKS UP

THE BALLON,

A LADY



PASSES BY...


"HI THERE,

HANDSOME,"

SHE SMILES AND KEEPS ON

WALKING...

THEN HE

WALKS BY  A

'RETRO


RV!


NOW...

A WOMAN NEXT TO THE RV SAYS,

HELLO THERE!...

...DO YOU HAVE AN

UMBRELLA?...

A RAIN'S

GONAA HIT HERE

IN FIVE MINUTES!...

YOU WANT TO


BET?"




"RAIN IN 5 MINUTES?"

LET'S SEE THAT!"



...AND IN ABOUT

FIVE MINUTES...

...OMGOSH!...

IT REALLY...

...STARTS 


TO COME DOWN!


NOW,

THEY GO INSIDE,

AND SHE DRAWS THE 

CURTAINS SHUT AND

SAYS,

"I'M GOING TO

DRY OFF!"



NOW, 

SHE COMES BACK AND

LIGHTS A CANDLE


AND SAYS, "THIS RAIN IS



FROM AN 

'ATMOSPHERIC RIVER'

THAT'S GOING TO GIVE A 

WHOLE WEEK 

OF HARD PRECIPITATION!...

...FORTUNATELY,

I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH

FOOD AND SUPPLIES FOR US!"



"WELL, I GUESS 

I LANDED MY BALLOON AT

THE RIGHT PLACE

AND AT THE

RIGHT TIME!" ADMITS HSR...




NOW, SHE PUTS 

NETFLIX ON HER BIG SCREEN

AND ASKS, "ARE THERE

ANY 

SHOWS THAT

YOU'D LIKE TO WATCH?"



"SURE," SAYS HSR,

AS HE SCROLLS DOWN

THE CHOICES,

...AND...AS SHE



BLOWS OUT THE CANDLE!





...




WELL, 

THE HEAVY RAINS

FROM 

THE ATMOSPHERIC RIVER LASTS

EIGHT DAYS INSTEAD OF 

A WEEK, 

BUT...

WHEN HSR

FINALLY

LEAVES AND

GETS BACK UP IN THE 

SKY, 

WITH HIS PRECIOUS CARGO,

AND...

OMGOSH!..."WHAT A 


'BOW," HE SAYS, "HEY, I THINK I'LL 

GO BACK OVER 

BY THE COAST."



SO,

WHEN HE GETS THERE


HE THINKS, 

"MAN, I'M GLAD 

THAT THERE'S 

MORE ROOM

IN THIS


NEW GONDOLA!...

AND AFTER A WHILE

OF FLIGHT,

HE THINKS, " HEY, I DON'T

SEE THAT

ISLAND THERE 

ON ANY MAPS!...

...BUT...

...IT 

LOOKS LIKE 

A NICE PLACE!"



AND WITH THAT,

HE SAILS ALONG 

A LITTLE MORE...



"I'M

 JUST GOING TO 

LAY DOWN AND REST

MY EYES JUST

FOR A SECOND."



NOW, 

EVERYTHING 

SEEMS TO BE OKAY...AS HE 

ENTERS INTO 

HIS SLUMBER...

...EXCEPT THAT...

THE CLOUD PATTERNS ...


START TO 

BECOME OMINOUS!

AND HE AND THE BALLOON 

GET BLOWN 

WAY OUT

OVER THE OPEN OCEAN!...

...AS EVERYTHING 

GETS DARK!


NOW...SOMETHING

'SUPERNATURAL HAPPENS!...IT MUST BE

A



...'MESO-TORNADO!'



AND, 

AS 

HE ENTERS

THIS 'NEVERWHERE,'

ONE 'COMPETING

FORCE OF NATURE' SAYS,

"I FINALLY HAVE



HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS,

IN MY GRASP!...I SHALL

USE HIM TO INCREASE MY

POWERS!...BALLON...I WHIP UP 

THE WINDS TO

CARRY YOU TO ME!...

...NOW!"


AT THAT SAME TIME,

A COUNTER-BALANCING,

'COMPETING FORCE OF NATURE'

APPEARS AND

INTERRUPTS,

"YOU ARE NOT TO

DISTURB

THE PATH OF 

PRESENT EVENTS LIKE THIS!"


NOW THE COMPETING FORCES...

START


TO


COMPETE!



HOWEVER,

A THIRD PARTY 

IMMEDIATELY APPEARS,

AND THIS ONE

SAYS, 

"I SHALL

PUT A PAUSE IN 

BOTH OF THEIR POWERS,

BEFORE THEY

WRECK THE BALANCE!"


AND WITH THAT,

SHE SHOOTS AN ARROW 

TO

BREAK APART 

THE

'COMPETING FORCES' 

RESPECTIVE ELECTROMAGNETIC CENTERS!


THEN...SHE ORDERS,

"WIND!...

...REVERSE THYSELF

AND 

RETURN

OUR PRECIOUS SUBJECT

TO SAFETY!"




IMMEDIATELY,

THE WINDS BRING HSR

AND HIS 

AERIAL BALLOON 

CLOSE TO THE COAST AGAIN...



NOW,

HSR WAKES UP OUT OF 

HIS SLEEP, AND THINKS,

"THAT WAS A STRANGE NAP!...

...OMGOSH!...AND

IT'S DARK!...

...I BETTER

LAND 

RIGHT NOW!"




























































































May you have many...

...Smiles!
























































“There go our..

...Flying Colors!































































































































"Those Germs out-running me...

...ain't gonna happen 'No Mo!'"






"So, 

You think that I

can only 

take Small Bites at a Time?...


...Please...Let Me show you!"








This is First Day 

of my Vacation

from The Winge Institute 

...and...



...I Love It!"...









"Star Commander Report!...   

I am here to


escort You to HQ!"











"What?...The Hygienists are

knocking on 

the Walls of

Our Calculus Castle?...

And now, everything is Crumbling?...

...Where's that Back Door?"

































































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