Dentists "Nee Day Tee Ficxt-ted, Tuu!"

"Hey, you guys!...now that you're here...I'll wake up...and...let's get this

show on the road!"

"Hollywood! We have guests!

...

"And if there are any questions...just bring 'um to me!...because I'm  

"The Enforcer" for Today's Episode!

...and if you don't like it...I'ma

"touch you up!""

...

"I'm so glad this blog is back!...

la la la la!"

"I'm glad to see this place, too!...

Where's Hollywood?...

...I'm hungry!

"Dr. Report just went to get me a drink with an umbrella in it!...

this is...

Paradise!...

Too bad the city can't look like

this...but then

it wouldn't be the city, and,

that guy out there on the smooth sea...

I know

he's daydreaming!

Well, anyway, HSR is coming back with 

the drinks, 

and the day is young

and he's all mine!

Yes!...

This is Paradise!"

"Yo! Hollywood!...

How you like the way I shake my

three percent body fat!"

"Dr. Report!...

can I introduce you to

some friends in my Universe after the show?

They want to try you out!""

"A formal, "Hello!"

to you...the all-important Reader!

I am assuming the Fiduciary Duties as your

"Close and Personal Companion"

for this Confidential Episode

and 

I am at an angle like this 

to 

pull you, and especially HSR, down 

to the horizontal!...so I can deal better...

You know, some people can think quick on their feet

...while others do their best 

when they sit down

or when they lay down on their backs!"

"Now, we start the "Open Mike Tribute"

to Hollywood

from any ladies out there in the blogosphere!"

"Young Lady,

would you like to put your two cents in?"

"Thank you, Companion, I would like

to put my two cents in, because

HSR always 

...breaks my bank!

but, right now, I'm in the underground of the city

in my private loft, 

and HSR can come and make 

as many deposits and withdrawals as he wants to!...Shoot!"

...

"Hi there, Close Companion!...

Before Hollywood came on my scene, nothing would stay

whenever I tried to cover up...

but now, 

HSR is like a magical "Force Wind,"

and I am covered up when he's not around

but as soon as he makes an entrance...

suddenly...

there's nothing left to the imagination!"

...

"Thank you, Companion!

I met HSR at this very same corner

two years ago

and I come by and stand here every once in a while

to remind me of "The Happy Moment"

when our eyes first met...and the rest...as they say...

is History!

...

Okay, Folk!

We're about to phase into HSR's highly anticipated 

weekly adventure...

or struggle...

as the case may be!

So, I'm 

about to alert HSR, who's in the "Green Room"

And this here ol' Episode for Today 

can only be delivered through 

the power and the mechanisms of a Super Sensitive

Scanning Electronic Microscopic Spectrometer

not like this one

or even this one

but like this!

which has easy to use controls

and is brought to you by the powers of

complicated alternating currents!

With this computerized contraption, 

one can see, up close, 

this

and some of this life crawling around

and some cellular forms morphing

right before 

your very eyes!

Today's Episode will thus be 

connected and translated

to the big screen

for all to see!

And, now, Psychologists and Psychiatrists

are doing a case study to see 

why HSR has so many mishaps 

and unfortunate outcomes in what ever he does,

and they think that some of his "luck" comes

from events from childhood that left

a scar 

or two...

or three!...

Poor Baby!...

not knowing if he's going to make it...

to the next day...

or not!

Well, at least HSR IN GOING TO SHOW UP TODAY BECAUSE

HE MUST CONTINUE THE UPS AND DOWNS

THAT HE IS EXPERIENCING 

AS HE CONTINUES WHERE HE LEFT OFF

DURING THE BLOG POST,

"Don't Even "Effin' " Think About Brushing Your Teeth Before Flossing!"

BUT YOU AND YOUR

"okay, you caught me looking at some candy...that's not a crime, is it?".

SMILE 

ARE RUNNING TO THE BIG SCREEN 

TO WATCH IT NOW!...

"OH, HI, HOLLYWOOD...MY MOM 

REALLY LIKED THE THREE-LAYER CAKE YOU MADE HER...THANKS, AND 

GOOD LUCK IN THE SHOW!"

SO, MOVING RIGHT ALONG, HSR

STARTED WHAT HE THOUGHT WOULD BE A NICE AND QUIET

HOT AIR BALLON 

RIDE, STARTING FROM HIS COLLEGE THAT HE WENT TO,

THE BEAUTIFUL POINT LOMA UNIVERSITY 

IN SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA, 

RIGHT ON THE OCEAN FRONT!

AND HE FLOATS UP THE WEST COAST

PASSING DIFFERENT CITIES

AND UNEXPECTEDLY GIVING PEOPLE RIDES,

LIKE SOME TWINS 

WHO CAN COOK

GOURMET FOOD, WHICH HSR

TOTALLY DEVOURS,

AND THEY BRING THEIR PAMPERED,

CUTIE PIE

POOCHES ALONG...(HOW YOU GONNA SAY "NO" TO THEM!)

AND LATER ON, WHEN HE LANDS, HE IS HIJACKED BY A 

FEMALE SPY

WHO ORDERS HIM TO 

"FLY OVER THE OCEAN RIGHT ABOUT 

HERE!... THEN, SHE LEAVES HIM A BIG BAG FULL OF MONEY

AND TELLS HIM THAT SHE WILL FIND HIM LATER...

THEN SHE PLANTS A PROLONGED "CZECHOSLOVAKIAN SMOOCH" 

WHICH "SENDS HSR OUT OF HIS MIND!"...AND THEN 

SHE JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO ESCAPE IN A CLANDESTINE

SUBMARINE!...

AND FINALLY HSR REACHES UP TO THE WORLD FAMOUS VENICE BEACH

WITH THE BABES

AND THE SIDE 

SHOWS

OF STRENGTH

AND THE DANCERS



AND PARTIES

AND, DID I SAY, "BABES?"

SO HSR LANDS HIS BALLON IN A 

SUPPOSEDLY SAFE PLACE AND 

WALKS AROUND TO SEE THE SIGHTS...

OH BOY, FOR A WHILE,

BUT THEN SOME PEOPLE

LOOK UP IN AMAZEMENT

AND HSR LOOKS UP TOO, AND 

OH NO!...IT'S HIS BALLOON THAT'S

ON FIRE!

AND THE WRECKED BALLOON DIVES HELPLESSLY

INTO THE OCEAN!

"OH, MAN...I'M GLAD I 

AT LEAST HAVE THIS BAG OF MONEY...

I'VE GOT TO GO TO A STORE AND CHANGE THIS WOMAN'S BAG 

AND GET ONE FOR A MAN!

BUT ON HIS WAY, A PASSES ONE FINE LADY

AND ANOTHER ONE

ASKS HIM,

"HI THERE, SIR...I NEED A LARGER PURSE...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADE?"

AND HSR SMILES AND THINKS 

"H _ _ _, NO!"

BUT REALLY SAYS,

"NOT RIGHT NOW...BUT THANKS!"

AND THE WOMAN SAYS BACK, "YOU'RE CLUTCHING IT LIKE 

THERE'S A MILLION BUCKS IN THERE...CAN I SEE?"

AND HSR JUST STARTS WALKING FASTER!...AND

HE HEADS STRAIGHT TO A FIVE AND 

DIME,

TO BUY A BACKPACK AND A QUICK SNACK,

THEN HE THINKS ABOUT WHERE TO STAY, 

"I'LL TRY A MOTEL AROUND HERE 

TILL THE HEAT GETS LESS!"

SO HE'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET...

"HI THERE, YOUNG MAN, I

HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU IN MY CAR,

IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IT?"

"THAT'S OKAY, MAM, NO TIME!"

AND ANOTHER ONE SAYS,

HI BIG BOY...

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING FOR ME?"

"NOT RIGHT NOW, SISTER!" ANSWERS HSR...

THEN HE FINALLY MAKES IT OVER 

TO A 

"REPUTABLE 

ESTABLISHMENT?"

AND HE GETS A ROOM AND ENTERS, 

BUT, 

WHILE THERE, 

A PERSON KNOCKS ON THE DOOR...

OR RATHER...KNOCKS DOWN 

THE DOOR,

BUT DOESN'T FIND ANYTHING,

SO HSR DECIDES TO GET OUT OF THERE, AND HE

HAILS A

TAXI...

AND ONE FINALLY PICKS HIM UP, AND

THE DRIVER ASKS,

"HEY, WHERE YA HEADED...OUTTA TOWN?"

"YEAH," SAYS HSR,

BUT THEN HSR THINKS, "CAN I EVEN TRUST THIS GUY?"

AND THEN

HSR SAYS,

"CAN YOU LET ME OFF AT THIS



MARKET!"

AND HSR PAYS THE GUY THEN WALKS OFF...

"I JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT WITH THAT CABBIE...

I'LL CALL A LYFT!" THINKS HSR

SO, A CAR COMES BY AND

HSR GETS IN

AND THIS LADY DRIVER BEAMS AND SAYS,

"I'LL GLADLY TAKE YOU WHERE YOU NEED TO GO, SIR!"

"THANK YOU," SAYS HSR,

AS HE FEELS MUCH BETTER NOW...

"I NEED TO GO OVER TO A HOT AIR BALLOON SHOP...

DO YOU KNOW WHERE ONE IS?

"SURE, IT'S CLOSE...HEY...DID YOU HEAR ABOUT

THE BALLOON FIRE AT VENICE BEACH!"

"YEAH...WHAT A BUMMER!" SAYS HSR.

"I HEAR A GUY WHO WAS ON IT

JUMPED INTO THE WATER BUT HE

WASN'T FOUND YET!"

"I'LL BET!" SAYS HSR...

...


"HERE'S YOUR BALLOON STORE...HAVE A NICE DAY!" SAYS THE DRIVER...

"THANK YOU," SAYS HSR.

...

"HI THERE, SIR!...

PLEASE COME INTO OUR

BALLOON STORE...WE'RE HERE TO PLEASE!

"THANK YOU!" SAYS HSR AS HE WALKS IN, AND

HE SEES THEM HERE

AND THERE 

AND 

EVERYWHERE!...

"HI, SIR! GOOD TO SEE YOU TODAY!

WE



HAVE THE BEST BALLOONS...ANYWHERE!

I MEAN WE'RE SO GOOD,

YOU CAN ALMOST FLY US TO THE MOON!..

HA HA!"

"THAT'S GOOD...I LIKE THE ENTHUSIASM!...BUT...

I JUST WANT A REGULAR HOT AIR VERSION!" EMPHASIZES HSR...

"HOW SOON DO YOU WANT IT, SIR, BECAUSE

WE HAVE ONE READY RIGHT NOW IF YOU LIKE!

WOULD THAT BE CASH OR CREDIT?"

"CASH, PLEASE," SAYS HSR...

"COME BACK IN HALF AN HOUR...AND, YES, SHE'S ALL YOURS...

...WITH THE NECESSARY CERTIFICATES INCLUDED!" SHE SAYS...

"SEE YA SOON!" SAYS HSR

...

SO HE WALKS OUT OF THE PLACE FOR A SHORT STROLL, AND...

"HELLO THERE, YOUNG MAN!" SAYS THIS LADY, 

"YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING'S ON YOUR MIND!"

"YEAH," SAYS HSR, "I'M ABOUT TO GET OUT OF DODGE!"

"YOU SEEM TO ME TO BE A PERSON WHO NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL...

BECAUSE...YOU HAVE ADVENTURE IN YOUR EYES!

"SO, SIR, I GIVE YOU THIS MESSAGE: THIS WORLD NEEDS 

HELP OF THE PURE HEART!...YOUR PURE HEART!

AND YOU'RE THE ONE TO DO IT!...SO, WITH THAT...

BYE, SIR!"

"BYE, YOUNG LADY," SAYS HSR BACK...

AND HE THINKS, "AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAME INTO MY LIFE...SHE LEFT!...AND

SHE'S MAKING QUITE AN IMPRESSION!...SHE'S SWEET!"

...

IN A HALF AN HOUR, 

HSR RETURNS TO THE BALLOON MAKER

AND HE GETS HIS NEW GEAR READY FOR FLIGHT...

AND

HIP HIP HOORAY!

HE'S AIRBORNE!

"DANG, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE UP WHERE I BELONG!...

I'LL MAKE IT TO MALIBU, AND THEN TOUCH DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!"

                        Love Toothbrush®

"It's always good to share



somethings!"

Dentists are,

yes...humans, too!

We're not "Teeth Gods!"

We can have "Dental Concerns," too...

just like everybody else!

Dentists like to have nice teeth

to show their patients what their smiles may look like

but we get into motorcycle accidents

just like other people!

And, Whoa!...that person

made it through with just a

"Scratched Pinkie!"

But...

others of us, of course,

aren't so lucky!

...

Car wrecks can wreck smiles!

Chain reactions are no joke!

Please be careful out there in



the

snow and 

torrential rains!

Just ask this guy

about the power of his

airbags!

Even as pedestrians...

no one gets a break!

Now, we have an "Emergency Visit" 

to the Dentist!

Uh oh!...

I hope this "Dirt Kiss"

didn't hurt too bad!

Oh, no!

Well...it should heal...

over time!

Yes!...Watch out in 

Baseball!



And speaking of Baseball,

for good luck during the game,

one team member has to



 do this!




Some kids start out with Hockey at an early age

But teeth can "Learn How To Fly!"...

like here...

Now we have a new, "broken in" look!



What can I say?

Is it



worth



it?

It is to some!...Just ask this guy!



World Champs!...

Hey,

I'll



spit to that!


Dentists warn their patients not to do this...



but if one has too much to imbibe...

somebody might slip up!



The player wearing jersey number "1"...



who plans to go to Dental School after college,

just got his mouth whacked pretty solidly!



Snowmen!...be



careful out there!



Amateur and professional boxers, just like Dentists,

sometimes play a



little rough...

and even with a mouth piece...

crap



can still happen!



Old injuries to the tooth can show up later as a



discolored tooth or



teeth!


Even Virtual People can lose their



"Sparkling Fronts!"



Kickboxing and



Tae Kwon Do

aren't for the 

faint-hearted!

And be careful how you surprise your friends!

The longevity of your grin just might depend on it!



Dentists gorging on candy and sugary stuff

and not taking proper care

may lose a molar later, and

the teeth may



shift



after while, if no replacements are made and worn!



Accidents, mishaps, bad luck, tooth decay, congenitally missing teeth...

you name it...



we Dentists

have it!

So, 

some parting words:

Dentists...

if you want your teeth to look "Bangin'"like this,

this,

and even

this...just take care!

That's all we can do!

Oh yeah, and watch out for glass doors 

and such...

and...

don't mess with

Batman...



or else!

"Hey there, Cowboy!..."I'm Ana "Sweetpitu" Martinez...let's do some

"Ridin' Bareback!"

"My Holly-man!

I'm just getting my hair ready,

so that

you can run your fingers through it!"

May you have many...


"Move, my body, move!

My body is all that I truly have in this world

and I treat it with respect and dignity

and it's with me through thick and thin!

My body helps me see the beautiful sunsets and the hypnotically-swaying

fields of grain.

but even with all that my body can do,

it still feels the best when I 

give it to you!

"We're studying Adam and Eve in Class!

And I made a nice, big, and bushy garden in the back yard

so you and I can study some "Apple-Free Temptations!"...

"I have all of these Big Ideas in my mind...

some are relatively robust, while others 

present themselves on a really grand scale...

...but they're just thoughts...

and that's all they are!...

So what do you have on your mind?...

...smiles!

"You fish are so peaceful in there!

But, when the lights are out,

do you "do stuff" like

HSR and I do?"

"I'm exploring the paradoxes of life...

...experiencing living at the junctions of unusual places!

Here, sweet nectar is to be followed about for sustenance...

and the stars say that I am going to junction with an

unusually-good Man!

"Do I know how to work a manual?...

..."sho, man, 

I can "Shift Dat Stick!""

"OMG!...Hollywood is coming to

our town next Friday!...

Wuu Whoo!"

"My Good 'Wood!"...

Now, it's my turn to

read you a bed time story!"