"I Have My Health...My Looks...And My Teeth!...But...My Life Is...So...Complicated...
If I see the Lady
wear these 'Shoes'...
Whale...
...Parkour!
Extreme Cold Weather
from the Polar Vortex
is a
necessary part
of Nature...but...
and
Soon,
the 'First Practicing Dentist on the Moon,'
will have more Stories for You!
You and Your
'Beauty is only
Skin Deep'
Smiles
are
examining
the Evidence!
This
'Unbelievable, Beautiful, and Dangerous'
Episode
is
brought to you by
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Be True to Yourself...
...or Else!
Or Else,
you'll find that...
...You are no one else!
And I am glad that there
is only one HSR, but there are
many that
'Act Up'
like him!...
Just see his 'hijinks'
during,
HSR FINDS A SHIPWRECK'S
TREASURE
NOT TOO FAR
FROM SHORE,
THAT'S THE SPANISH SHIP,
THE "SIN NOMBRE,"
WHICH SANK
WAY BACK WHEN,
BUT
FEW PEOPLE KNEW
THAT IT REALLY CARRIED
THE TREASURE
THAT
THE NINA, PINTA, AND SANTA MARIA
WERE
SUPPOSED TO CARRY...
...IN CASE THE PIRATES
HIJACKED THE SHIPMENTS!...
BUT
ANYWAY,
HSR
FINDS 'MUCHO LOOTO'
AND GOLD
ON THE SHIP
AS IT RESTS IN PEACE
AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE SEA...
AND,
AS HSR
INVESTIGATES THE WRECK,
HE IS TOTALLY
ASTONISHED THAT
THERE ARE 'GOODIES'
UPON GOODIES
UPON
EVEN MORE GOODIES...GALORE!...
YES!...
IT'S 'GOLD STUFF'
AS FAR AS
HE COULD SEE!
SO,
HE TAKES A
BIG, FIST-SIZED NUGGET
AND
ONE OF THE
PALM-OF-THE-HAND-SIZED COINS
TO PROVE THE FINDINGS!...
AND,
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO
ATTRACT SOME
MAJOR ATTENTION, OKAY!...
SO,
WHEN HSR
GETS BACK TO TOWN,
HE VISITS
A BIG-TIME APPRAISER
WHO DEALS IN
HUGE DIAMONDS
AND VERY INTRICATE GOLD...
AND THE APPRAISER
ALMOST
FALLS OUT OF HIS SEAT
WHEN HSR
SHOWS THE COIN TO HIM!...
"WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?"
THE STUNNED APPRAISER ASKS...
"OH, IN THE OCEAN...
...A LITTLE BIT
OFF THE COAST,"
LETS ON HSR...
"YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?"
THE APPRAISER ASKS...
AND HSR REPLIES,
"MUCH MORE...LOTS MORE!...
...ALL THREE FLOORS OF THE SHIP
ARE JUST 'LOADED DOWN'
WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF...
...I MEAN...
'REALLY HUGE BOOTY!'...
...AND...
MOST OF THE HAUL IS PURE...
RIGHT OUT THE GROUND!...
LIKE THIS
BIG CHUNK
RIGHT HERE!" SAYS HSR...
"SHEESH!," EXCLAIMS THE APPRISER,
"THIS BIG ROCK,
AS IS,
CAN PAY MY LEASE
IN THIS BUILDING FOR
AT LEAST FOUR YEARS!"
"YEP!"
SAYS HSR, "AND IT
CAN BUY ME A LOT OF HAPPINESS
FOR YEARS
IN ROMANIA AND NORWAY!,"
COUNTERS HSR...
"WHO DO YOU KNOW IN
ROMANIA AND NORWAY?"
INQUIRES THE APPRAISER...
"I DON'T KISS AND TELL...ESPECIALLY
WHEN THE KISSES ARE...
...OMGOSH!..."
DREAMILY SMILES HSR...
AND THE APPRISER COUNTERS,
"I FIND THAT THE LADIES FROM
ITALY AND HUNGARY
ARE
THE MOST
ROMANTICALLY MYSTERIOUS!...
...THEY MAKE YOU
SEVERELY ADDICTED TO THEIR
POWERS...
HE CONTINUES,
..."AS SOON AS THEY
'LET THE CAT OUT THE BAG'...
...IT'S ALL OVER!"
"WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'LL JUST
HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL
I GO OVER THERE,
AND FIND OUT
FOR MYSELF!"
SAYS HSR.
"HA HA, YOUNG MAN...
...WHAT IS YOUR NAME," ASKS THE APPRAISER...
HSR SAYS, "HOLLYWOOD!"
WELL, MR. 'HOLLY--WOOD'...
I CAN OFFER YOU 3 MILLION DOLLARS
IN CASH!
RIGHT NOW!...
FOR THE LOCATION OF
WHERE YOU GOT THIS!"
THEN,
HSR MAKES SOME
UNSURE FACES
AND
SAYS,
"BOY, I AM
INCLINED TO SCREAM,
'YES!'
BUT,
I CAN'T
ACCEPT THAT RIGHT NOW!...
...THAT'S
WAY TOO MUCH
MONEY TO HAVE
ON THESE STREETS
IN THIS CITY!...
...BUT
I CAN BREAK OFF
A PIECE OF THIS NUGGET
AND...
...UMMPH!...HERE!...
MAYBE I CAN
120 THOUSAND,
FOR YOU
AND
A LITTLE BIT OF
DOWN PAYMENT
FOR THE REST!...
...BUT...WHEN
WILL YOU
LET ME KNOW,
MR. HOLLY--WOOD?"
"I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW,
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU...
...SOON!" SAYS HSR...
"PLEASE DO!...
YOU CAN TRUST ME TO...
...DO YOU... RIGHT?,"
HE SAYS WITH A 'SINISTER SMILE!'...
"THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR!,"
SAYS HSR,
"OH, CAN I GET
THE COIN BACK, NOW?"
"OH EXCUSE ME, SIR...
...HERE YOU GO!...
...I'LL HOPEFULLY SEE YOU SOON!,"
PLOTS THE APPRAISER...
"YEAH...SEE YOU SOON!..." SAYS HSR...
SO, HSR STUFFS THE CASH IN HIS POCKETS,
ALONG WITH
THE COIN AND THE
REST OF THE RAW GOLD
AND...
UPON WALKING OUT
OF THE BUILDING'S
FRONT DOOR,
HSR SEES A BAR ACROSS THE STREET...
AND HE
MAKES IT ON OVER...
AND ONCE INSIDE,
HE TAKES A SEAT
AND ORDERS
HIS FAVORITE...
...ORANGE JUICE
WITH HEAVY PULP,
BLENDED
WITH ICE AND
TWO CHERRIES ON TOP!
THEN,
HSR PAYS
WITH A GENEROUS TIP,
AND TAKES A DEEP SWIG
OF THE JUICE,
BUT...
...OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE,
HE NOTICES THAT
A GUY
JUST WALKS IN
AND SITS DOWN...
AND HSR THINKS
"THAT IT'S ONE OF THE
APPRAISER'S GUYS
KEEPING A TAIL ON ME"...
SO,
HSR HATCHES A PLAN TO LOSE THAT GUY...
...AND...
HE
GOES TO
THE MEN'S ROOM
AND SEES A WINDOW
THAT'S TOO SMALL
TO CRAWL THROUGH,
BUT,
THAT'S OKAY!...
BECAUSE HE
IS MOLECULARLY,
A
GASEOUS/PLASMA SILICONE HYBRID!...
...A HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!
SO,
HE OPENS THE WINDOW
JUST A BIT,
THEN
HSR TURNS INTO GASEOUS SMOKE!...
AND DRIFTS AND
TRAVELS OUT OF THE WINDOW!...
...WHOA!...
AND
JUST SECONDS AFTER THAT
THE GUY FOLLOWING HSR,
BURSTS INTO
THE BATHROOM
TO SEE WHAT'S UP...
BUT, HSR IS LONG GONE!
SO,
THE GUY RUNS OUT OF THE BAR
LOOKING FOR HIM,
BUT HE CAN'T FIND HIM
AND
WHILE HSR IS MAKING HIMSELF SCARCE,
HE TURNS FROM A CLOUD,
BACK INTO A MAN, AND
AS HE'S
WALKING FAST
DOWN THE STREET
HE SEES A FRIEND
AND ASKS,
"HEY, ARE YOU
ADELANA BLACKWOOD?"...
"WHAT A SURPRISE!"
"HOW'D YOU KNOW, HSR...
I JUST DYED MY HAIR,
SO PEOPLE
WOULDN'T NOTICE ME,"
SAYS ADELANA,
"IT'S BEEN, WHAT, TWO YEARS?"
AND
HSR ASKS,
"I WANT TO GO TO YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW!...
YOU'RE NOT TOO FAR, RIGHT?"
"I'M RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER...WAIT...
YOU KNOW THAT
YOU OWE ME, HOLLYWOOD!...
...OMG!"
LAUGHS ADELANA...
SO,
THEY GO UP TO HER PLACE
AND ONCE THEY GET IN THE APARTMENT
AND CLOSE THE DOOR,
ADELANA
GIVES HSR A BIG HUG,
THEN
HSR SAYS,
"I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!"
"OH...NOW YOU WANT TO TALK,"
SHE SMILES,
AS SHE COZIES UP TO HIM...
"NO, REALLY...
HANG ON FOR JUST A HOT SECOND," BEGS HSR...
"OKAY," SAYS ADELANA,
AS SHE FOLDS HER ARMS AND PAUSES...
"I NEED YOU TO KEEP THIS FOR ME," SAYS HSR...
AS HE PULLS OUT 10
BUNDLES OF HUNDIES,
AND THE GOLD COIN AND THE NUGGET,
WHILE
HE KEEPS
TWENTY GRAND HIMSELF...
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, HSR,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH ALL OF THAT!"
EXCITEDLY ASKS ADELANA...
"IT'S FROM SOME SUNKEN SHIP TREASURE!...
"JUST PUT IT AWAY...
...IT'S NOT STOLEN!...
...IT'S MINE...AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME...
...BUT JUST HIDE IT
SO
NO ONE
WILL FIND IT...
...NOW!" DIRECTS HSR!...
"ARE SOME PEOPLE
AFTER YOU, HOLLYWOOD?," SHE ASKS...
"MAYBE,
BUT,
I GOTTA GO NOW,
SO THEY WONT BOTHER YOU...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER,"
SAYS HSR,
AS HE HURRIES OUT THE ROOM,
SLAMMING THE DOOR BEHIND HIMSELF...
"BON VOYAGE!...
...BOY, THAT HOLLYWOOD," SAYS ADELANA...
"ONE DAY, I'MA CORNER HIM,
AND WHEN I DO
...I'MA LET MY...
CAT
OUT THE BAG!"
SO,
HSR RUNS OUT
OF THE APARTMENT,
AND,
MAYBE THREE BLOCKS AWAY,
TWO GUYS SEE HIM
AND POINT TO HIM AND
START RUNNING TO HIM
AND HSR SEES THIS
AND
METHODICALLY
THREADS THROUGH
HEAVY TRAFFIC AND
INTO
THE FIRST BUSINESS DOOR
THAT HE CAN FIND,
WHICH IS A
AND
WHEN THOSE GUYS
RUN INTO
THE ESTABLISHMENT
LOOKING FOR HSR,
WELL,
YOU KNOW THAT
HE'S
LONG GONE!
...
BUT, WAIT!...
AS THE GASEOUS HSR
ASCENDS OUT OF THE
PIPE SEEN ABOVE,
HE IS
INADVERTENTLY
SUCKED INTO AN
AIR CONDIONING DUCT
HIGHER ON THE BUILDING!...
NOW,
HE
SUDDENLY
MATERIALIZES
AND
FINDS HIMSELF
IN A DARK ROOM...
..."WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!
...OH NO!" HE SCREAMS...
HE'S IN A
'STRANGE PLACE!'
NOW...
HE SEES A WOMAN,
AND
SHE WAKES UP
AND SHE SEES HIM
AND SHE
SAYS,
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR:
"MY NAME IS H-H-HOLLYWOOD!" HE
BARELY GETS OUT!...
"WELL, HOLLYWOOD...
YOU'RE MY
FIRST CUSTOMER!
AND WITHOUT A WORD,
SHE
PULLS HER HAIR BACK
AND
GETS OUT A RIDING CROP,
BUT ,
BEFORE SHE CAN
DO ANYTHING,
HSR RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM,
PASSING THIS GUY
OUTSIDE THE HALL DOOR
AND PAST THIS GUY
ON THE STREET!
"WOW!...THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL,"
THINKS HSR...
SO NOW,
HE
MAKES IT BACK OVER
TO
HIS LADY FRIEND'S
PLACE, AND
SHE IS
SO GLAD TO SEE HIM...
"HSR,"
SHE SMILES,
"WITH SOME OF THAT
MONEY,
I PREPAID
THE RENT HERE
FIVE YEARS IN ADVANCE...
...SO YOU ALWAYS HAVE
A PLACE TO STAY!"
THEN,
SHE JUMPS INTO HIS ARMS
AND SAYS,
"THANK YOU SO MUCH,
AND, HEY......
RIGHT NOW...
I HAVE A
LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU!...
...I JUST GOT NETFLIX!"
SO,
THEY SETTLE DOWN
ON THE
COUCH FOR A
GOOD MYSTERY SHOW...
...OR THREE...
THEN,
THEY
HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING TO
DRINK...
THEN
HSR GETS A
BRIGHT IDEA!...
BUT
THEY
JUST END UP
'CATCHING SOME...
....ZZZ'S!'...
...
IN THE MORNING,
HSR WAKES UP
AND
HIS FRIEND IS STILL
SLEEPING,
SO HE GOES OUT
FOR A BITE TO
EAT...
AND WHEN HE GETS
TO THE PLACE,
HE SEES A WAITRESS
MIXING A SALAD...
AND SHE ASKS HIM,
"WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME BLUE CHEESE
AT IT AGAIN,"THINKS THIS LADY...
NOW, HSR CALLS HIS FRIEND AND
TELLS HER THAT
HE'S GOING BACK
FOR MORE TREASURE,
AND SHE
AND,
SINCE HE
DOESN'T WANT
TO BE FOLLOWED,
HE TAKES A SUB...
AND AFTER GETTING IT
READY,
HE SUBMERGES
AND HE IS
ON HIS WAY
...TO THE SITE...
HOWEVER,
BEFORE HE GETS
TO THE SHIP,
HE SEES
ANOTHER
WRECKAGE!...
SO,
HE
CHECKS IT OUT
LEFT
AND RIGHT
AND
TENTACLED MONSTER!
...AND FROM
THE OTHER SIDE...
ANOTHER ONE!...
BUT,
HE DOES AN OLD TRICK
AND
HE PINCHES THEM BOTH GOOD,
MAKING THEM
SLINK AWAY!...
NOW,
AS HE
STARTS BACK
TO THE SUB,
A SHARK COMES
UP TO HIM,
AND IT EMOTES...
"WOULD YOU LIKE
A LIFT?"
SO,
HE GETS A FREE RIDE
THE REST OF THE WAY...
NOW,
HE BUCKLES IN...
...AND TAKES OFF!
AND AS HE TRAVELS,
HE THINKS ABOUT
ANOTHER
...HOWEVER...
...UNBEKNOWNST TO HIM...
AT THIS TIME,
...THERE ARE...
'UNDERWATER DANGERS' AHEAD!...
Love Toothbrush®
"Past Choices don't guarantee Future
Satisfaction!"
OMG!...
What an
'Extremely Pretty'
sight!
What I wouldn't give to truly
enjoy all of this with...
no 'Strings' attached!
Okay...
So,
I have a new
"Oh So Sweet String Bikini"
...as bluish and
as greenish as
the
Deeply Hypnotizing Waters
themselves...
...and...
...this new
Two-Piece,
heavenly and playfully,
intersects
with my Freshly-Optimized,
perfectly-architectured,
paper-white,
cosmetic oral anatomy!...
...Provided by the Wondrous
Dr. Pearladont!...
And I've got the guys
checking me out
to prove it!
But...
My Life
right now is anything
but...simple!...
You see,
I met
a very Enlightening Gentleman
...at his personal table
on this Magical-Looking Beach
And he,
Mr. Nacio, or
"Nana" for short...
related to me
that I must help
many others
in this world
...and...
I am the one who must do it!...
And that
I must not shy away
from the things that
literally beg to be done
...to help Humanity!
He said that
when I need to know
the
'Real Truths That Matter in Life,'
I can look
to the farthest edges
of the Sea's Horizon
And then,
the things that
must be done
will make Themselves Duly Apparent!...
Then,
Mr. Nació says that
he may
never see me again,
but that
he could tell right off that
I am an Important
and an Integral One to help this World,
by assuming needed,
World-Impacting Responsibilities!
So,
after we finished
our talk,
he left
and
I walked more
down the beach and...
I took another peek
at the far horizon....
and
I am pleasantly surprised
by the last bit of Ocean Wave
struggling
up the Sands
to reach out
and touch
and
refreshingly cool
Me and My Toe-Zee-Toes!
"Thank you!"
So,
I close my eyes
for a while
and just feel the Sun's
And now, I walk,
in no hurry...
further down the beach...
...OMG!...
...a desperate hand
reaches out to me!
...and painfully vulnerable!...
But, nonetheless,
I make it
and drive off!
However,
in my hurry
to get away, I
have to put
'The Pedal to The Metal!'
Now,
I look at the brief case
And...Wow...
...I need a key!
...then,
all of a sudden
I feel something in
my bra scratching me...
So, I dig in there...
And it's...What!...the Case Key!...
Oh, Boy...that Sandy put there,
probably when We hugged!
Now that I think about it,
that hug did
'Feel More Than A Hug!'...
...He was purposefully
hiding this key!
Tell me...
Do you "Gotta Love Him?"...That Sandy?...
...Hey, Cupid!
alone!...
I don't want to be
a willing participant
in any of this
"Falling in Love Stuff!"
...that is...
...if I can help it!
I always get 'Walloped'
and Discombobulated
...Anyways,
telling myself to
'Stick to the Point,'
I open the case
while still driving,
but
I soon pull over
to concentrate...
And
there's a strange
...dried flower, and a piece of paper
with an Address and a Name.
So,
I drive to that Place and
it's a Nursery, and I meet a man.
"Hello there, Sir!
Are you Jamalito?" I ask.
"Si, Señora," he responds...
I hand him the flower and ask,
"Is this an important flower?"
Immediately,
his Eyes Widen,
and he looks around to see
if any one is looking!
"Lady...where did you get this?"
he begs an answer.
"I got it from a friend...who might be in trouble," I admit.
"What's so special about it," I ask.
"This flowering plant is supposed to be a secret...
...it's the Best Medicine for any Ailment!
This Plant developed and evolved with Mankind
and "Proto-Mankind"
for millions of years!...
...and this,
My Dear,
...not the dog,
Drug companies
this plant,
so only they can 'so-called' cure people,
after people pay money...
...lots of money!"
And Jamalito continues,
"How'd you get this?...
...There's only one man I know
that knows about this,
and his name is Sandy."
"Sandy told me where
he was hiding this
before some Guys took him away,"
I tell him,
"and, now, I'm feeling a little shaky!"
"Sandy got this plant from a
disappearing mangrove island,
where I'm from,
that's off the coast of Venezuela,
but,
it's Foggy almost all Year,
so people don't really see it...
but, actually...
...the local people who know,
are afraid to go there,
because Strange and Dangerous Sea Creatures
stay around
protecting it!...
...The plant only grows well there.
...I told Sandy to
not rush things,
but the word is getting out
about the Wonders
of the Medicine
that comes from this Plant.
...Lady, you may have to go
to that island
and bring back more
of this plant...
especially some of the seeds
to see if you can
make them Germinate!...
But Lady...tell no one!...
...and...
I hope that
no one followed you here,"
emphasizes Jamalito,
who is
starting to perspire a bit,
as he nervously
looks about.
...He writes on a piece of paper
the name of the Island
and its Coordinates...
and gives it to me.
"Lady, please...
...try not to come here again...
...things are too Dangerous!
Those People want to
keep their Billions rolling in!
...and I hope that you
see Sandy,
and that he's well!"
"Gracias, Jamalito!" I say
So,
I'm driving away, feeling a little down,
but
I do think Sandy is a nice person,
who
desperately needs to be saved!
...I need a plan,
and I need it soon!
Hey!...
...I know what I'll do!...
I'll go to the beach!...
...but
...a different beach...
...and in a different
bikini,
and look out
and figure out
...
And after some
Meditative Analyzing,
I decide to follow
Jamalito's advice and go to...
...Venezuela!
So, I fly there,
after
take off,
everything seems to be okay...
but there is one guy
behind this Lady
that I might
Then,
in a while
People are fast asleep!
And as the
Flight ends
We come in
for a nice landing...
and
I get off of the plane
without a hitch!
Now,
I quickly
head to the Marina!
"Hi there, Mam...may I help you?"
asks
this Boater...
I say to the
Boat's Captain, "I need to Charter you and your Boat
to take me to these Coordinates, Please!"
"Sure for the Right Price," he answers...
So,
I peel off the required Cash
going a little while longer, and
We finally get to the Mangrove
Myself!"
Now,
she relaxes
and begins a
Sleep on
The Island Floor,
and when Her
REM Sleep comes...
...Oh Boy!...
...some Strange
"Now, this...
"I wonder if this Moon reflects something of
this just like it was Yesterday!"
"What!...Oh No!...
This can't Be!...
And...for sure...this scene
Wakes Her Up!
Now, Aleece
gathers her Awakening Self
and thinks,
"Just as sure as the waters
are now
....
So,
when the Sun rises,
I take a leisurely stroll
on the sands
and...
...wait!...What's that?...
a boat anchored just offshore!
Now, I get
my things and walk over to it
and throw the
plants and gear inside,
and test the
'seaworthiness'
of
and push even harder
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"It looks like
the Weather
"As soon as that Microbiologist
looking at Me
opens this Petri Dish...
...I'm outta here!"
"Today's Wars Were...
...just too exhausting!"
"I can't believe that
Oral Biofilm...
grew so big in my Fish Tank!"
Some Hygienists
successfully set fire to
a Streptococcus Colony!
"So,
You Two think that
you can
'Hang' with
Us Hygiene Guys?"
"At this rate...
We will be on time
for
Our Lecture at the
Winge Institute!"
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