Friday, March 20, 2020

"Watch Out!...Your Smile...Has Many...Enemies!"

"Sister!...Let's Quickly Eliminate...These..Trolls!...Then...We'll...Extricate And Save...Our Supreme Leader...Doctor Report!...Because...Without This Blog...Our 'Irreplaceable CyberLandscape'...



...Will Vanish!"...





































































































































Our Smiles have Enemies!...


So do our Bodies!...


Practice the 

'Good and Necessary'

Oral and Personal Hygiene 

Procedures...



as if...

'This is War!'...and...  


...it's a 


...Matter of Life and Death!"





























































































































"This 'CoCo' Corona is real!



But...

I need Doctor Ralph Winge,


the 'Blogger Emeritus'

of this Website


to 'Keep Hope Alive!"


...Otherwise...I can't


...'Hang with You All'...anymore!"






































































































“Doctor Report!...

I really like what You’ve done 

with the Place!...


It’s nice… 


…and Comfy!...

...And…  


…what do You do…    


…For Entertainment!”





































































































"Doctor Report ...I have

a surprise for You!...

...Plaease...


...Follow Me!"













































































































"Me?...Why...

...I'm just...


...playing 'Hide and Seek!'"
























































































































"I just want to

know

why You're here...


...Seriously!"



























































































































"Ever since I met

Hollywood



at His Halloween Party



I Pretend that 

He's still

here with Me...


which makes me Feel Better


...Already!














































































































"I'll be Honest with You, Doctor Report!...

...If You...


needed 'Mouth to Mouth, .


...right now..


...I wouldn't hesitate!


















































































"If I can just make it to 2022,

in Good Health...







...then...

We can see about...



...what's Really Up!"












































































You and Your

'with

'Friends'


like that

in My Mouth...

...Who needs Enemies!'

Smiles

are

noticing

'Animalcules'

trying to



be stealthy!






































































































This

'Who knows what Lurks in


'The Shadows'

...and...

...under Your Gums'

Episode

is presented to You by

Old Glory...


...Flapping Proudly in the Wind!
































































































Remember that HSR 

is trying to successfully 

make it across the 


for a Million Dollar Prize,

and…  

…it’s night time now, and, 

there are 

some hungry wolves 

catching his Scent and 


'Howling’ for back up,


and now they are after Him!... 


...Run, HSR, Run!




That's it!...

Run Cross that Forest, Boy!...



Once again...

the Stakes are High!...

And they are

involving His Life!


But...Let's see if the

'Rollercoaster' Continues,

like in

Do You Have a 32-Pack Smile 

To Go With Your 


6-Pack Abs?,"



and

Chronologically,

before that,


and before that,

in




WHERE

HSR 

CEREMONIOUSLY  INITIATES

A VERY MEMORABLE ADVENTURE

STARTING AT HIS 

ALMA MATER IN 

SAN DIEGO,

POINT LOMA 


UNIVERSITY!

AKA THE

CALIFORNIA WESTERN UNIVERSITY CAMPUS...

...OF THE 

UNITED STATES INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY, 

WHERE THE SUNSETS

ARE


LUSCIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL!

AND THERE'S PLENTY OF 

OUTER PLACES 

TO SEEK


INNER PEACE 

AND UNDERSTANDING!

AND, PLUS...

THEY GOT THE


BABES!

SO,

AFTER FILLING UP THE 

HUGE BALLON 

WITH HOT AIR,


IT'S UP

UP, AND AWAY!




HIP HIP HOORAY!...

AND, 

HE AND THE BALLON 

MEANDER NORTH, 

UP THE PACIFIC COAST, 


PASSING BY A PARADE 

OF DIFFERENT MUNICIPALITIES!...

AND HE MAKES 

SEVERAL 

CHANCE MEETINGS,

INCLUDING ONE WITH

SOME 




GOURMET


COOKING SISTERS...

AND THEIR

SIMPLY ADORABLE


PET


CANINES!....

BUT 

AFTER LANDING 

FOR A NIGHT...

HE AND HIS RIDE ARE

COMMANDEERED BY A 

BEAUTIFUL 

AND CUNNING 

LADY SPY


WHO ORDERS HIM TO 


"FLY OVER THE OCEAN RIGHT ABOUT 


HERE!"... 

THEN, 

SHE LEAVES HIM 

A BIG BAG FULL OF MONEY


AND TELLS HIM THAT 

SHE WILL FIND HIM LATER...

THEN,

 SHE LOVINGLY

OFFERS HSR 

AN AROUSING KISS,

THE WAY THAT THE

CZECHOSLOVAKIANS


DO IT!...AND 

BLOWS HSR'S MIND!

THEN

SHE JUMPS 

INTO THE OCEAN 

TO ESCAPE 

 IN A 


SECRET SUB

BUT, NOW,

HSR 

CONTINUES HIS JOURNEY

UP THE COAST

AND FINALLY HE 

REACHES UP TO,

AND 

LANDS 

AT,

THE WORLD FAMOUS 

VENICE BEACH


WHERE MANY 

MYSTERIOUS THINGS

HAPPEN


QUITE


FREQUENTLY!

MANY PEOPLE



ARE OUT HAVING 

A GOOD TIME


AND THERE'S 

GOOD FOOD...


AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE


HAVING GREAT


TIMES...

AND SOME ARE JUST


WALKING ALONG...

OH YES...

AND THERE'S 

MUSCLE BEACH WITH THE

UNUSUAL


FEATS 


OF STRENGTH!

YES!...

THE MINDS AND BODIES

ARE FLYING FREELY


AND

THERE'S THE "STRONG


AND THE


BEAUTIFUL!


BUT AS HSR IS TAKING IN

THE 


GORGEOUS


SCENERY,

AND WHILE SEEING SOME

PEOPLE ON THE


FRINGE,

HE SEES

SOME PEOPLE

LOOKING UP IN AMAZEMENT


AND HSR 

LOOKS UP TOO, 

AND 

OH NO!..

IT'S HIS BALLOON 

THAT'S


ON FIRE!

SOMEBODY JACKED

HIS "BOWL-LOON!"

AND THE WRECKED BALLOON 

DIVES HELPLESSLY


INTO THE WATER!

"OH, MAN," HSR CRIES, 

"I'M GLAD THAT I 

AT LEAST HAVE 

THIS BAG OF MONEY...

I'VE GOT TO GO TO A STORE 

AND CHANGE THIS WOMAN'S BAG 

AND GET ONE FOR A MAN!

AND ON HIS WAY, 

HE PASSES ONE FINE LADY


AND ANOTHER ONE

ASKS HIM,


"HI THERE, SIR...

I NEED A LARGER PURSE...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADE?"

AND HSR 

SMILES 

BUT THINKS 

"H _ _ _, NO!"

BUT REALLY SAYS,

"NOT RIGHT NOW...

...BUT THANKS!"

AND THE WOMAN SAYS BACK, 

"YOU'RE CLUTCHING IT LIKE 

THERE'S A MILLION BUCKS 

IN THERE...CAN I SEE?"


AND, 

HSR JUST STARTS WALKING FASTER!...AND

EVEN 


GOING HIGH SPEED!

AND HE HEADS 

STRAIGHT TO A FIVE AND 


DIME,

TO BUY A BACKPACK 

AND A QUICK SNACK,

THEN, 

HE THINKS ABOUT WHERE TO STAY, 

"I'LL TRY A MOTEL AROUND HERE 

TILL THE HEAT GETS LESS!"

SO, 

AS 

HE'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET...

"YO, SIR... GET YOUR 


FREE SAMPLE!" SAYS

THIS LADY...

AND ANOTHER ONE 

ASKS,


I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU...

...WANNA SEE?"

"NOT RIGHT NOW," SAYS HSR...

"YO, BIG BOY...FREE SMOKES,"


"THAT'S OKAY, BUT THANKS!" SAYS HSR...


SO HE FINALLY MAKES IT OVER 

TO A PLACE TO STAY!


AND HE BUYS A ROOM,

BUT, 

WHILE THERE, 

A PERSON KNOCKS ON THE DOOR...

OR RATHER...KNOCKS 

IN


THE DOOR,

BUT THE INTRUDER 

DOESN'T FIND ANYTHING,

SO, 

THE INTRUDER LEAVES,

AND NOW,

HSR DECIDES TO GET OUT OF THERE, TOO...

AND,

AFTER RETRIEVING

THE LOOT...

...HE

HAILS A


TAXI...


AND ONE FINALLY PICKS HIM UP, AND

THE DRIVER ASKS,


"HEY, WHERE YA HEADED...OUTTA TOWN?"

"YEAH," SAYS HSR,


BUT THEN HSR THINKS,

"CAN I EVEN

TRUST THIS GUY?"

AND THEN

HSR SAYS,

"CAN YOU LET ME OFF AT THIS



MARKET!"

AND HE PAYS THE GUY

THEN WALKS OFF...

"I JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT

WITH THAT CABBIE...

I'LL CALL AN UBER!,"

THINKS HSR...

SO, A CAR COMES BY AND

HE GETS IN

AND THIS LADY DRIVER

BEAMS AND SAYS,


"I'LL GLADLY TAKE YOU

WHERE YOU NEED TO GO, SIR!"

"THANK YOU,"

SAYS HSR,

AS HE

FEELS MUCH BETTER NOW...

"I NEED

A HOT AIR

BALLOON SHOP...

DO YOU KNOW WHERE ONE IS?

"SURE, I DO...IT'S CLOSE...

...


"HERE'S YOUR BALLOON STORE...

HAVE A NICE DAY!"

SAYS THE DRIVER...

"THANK YOU," SAYS HSR.

AND NOW,

HE GOES INTO THE STORE...

"HI THERE, SIR!...GOOD

TO SEE YOU TODAY!

WE



HAVE THE BEST BALLOONS...

...ANYWHERE!

"HOW SOON

DO YOU WANT IT,

SIR, BECAUSE



WE HAVE ONE READY 

RIGHT NOW IF YOU LIKE!

WOULD THAT BE 

CASH OR CREDIT?"

"ALL CASH, PLEASE," 

HE SAYS...

"COME BACK IN 

HALF AN HOUR...

AND, YES, SHE'S ALL YOURS...

...WITH THE NECESSARY 

CERTIFICATES INCLUDED!" 

SHE SAYS...

"SEE YA SOON!" SAYS HSR..

...

SO 

HE WALKS OUT OF THE PLACE 

FOR A SHORT STROLL, AND...

HE MEETS A PRETTY LADY

WHO TALKS TO HIM 

AND SHE TELLS HSR,

"YOU HAVE 

ADVENTURE IN YOUR EYES!"


AND YOU HAVE A PURE HEART!


PLEASE BE CAREFUL ON YOUR JOURNEY!"

...

SO,

IN A HALF AN HOUR, 

HE RETURNS 

TO THE BALLOON MAKER

AND HE GETS HIS 

NEW GEAR READY FOR FLIGHT...

AND...

HIP HIP HOORAY!...

HE'S AIRBORNE, AGAIN!


"DANG, IT FEELS SO GOOD 

TO BE UP 

WHERE I BELONG!...

I'LL MAKE IT TO MALIBU, 

AND THEN

I'll TOUCH DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!"

SMILES HSR!

...

SO, WHILE LAZILY DRIFTING 


ALONG,

HE COUNTS UP THE CASH THAT 

THE SPY LEFT HIM...

AND IT COMES TO...


WOW!

4.2

MILLION DOLLARS!

PLUS 

SOME SMALL CHANGE!

"I GOTTA BE CAREFUL, BUDDY,"

HE SAYS TO HISSELF!

NOW 

HE PASSES BY,

AND GETS SOME GOOD VIEWS OF 

SOME OF THE 

MALIBU CELEBRITY


HOMES 


THERE...


SO, 

WITH THE SUN ABOUT TO SET, 



HSR SCOPES OUT 

A GOOD PLACE TO LAND...

AND HE HIDES THE STASH 

IN A GOOD PLACE,

THEN

HE PASSES PEOPLE


ON THE

BEACH,

AND THIS LADY

SAYS,

"YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING STRANGE?...WATCH!"...


"WHOA!" REMARKS HSR...



THEN,

HE KEEPS WALKING,

AND A STRANGE LADY COMES

UP TO HIM AND 


SAYS,

"I AM GOING SWIMMING


PAST THE SURF IN THE OCEAN...

...WOULD YOU LIKE TO


SWIM WITH ME?...PLEASE...

...COME ON!"

"MMM," ADMITS HSR, "I CAN'T DO THAT 

RIGHT NOW," AND

HE KEEPS ON WALKING...

...

"HI THERE, SIR...

I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE NOT FROM 

AROUND HERE!

I'M OFFERING


YOU SOME SHELTER FOR THE NIGHT!

MY ROOMMATES ARE 

ALL AWAY FOR NOW


AND,

I HAVE A NICE FIREPLACE!

...

MY PLACE IS RIGHT OVER THERE!...


RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE"...


"OKAY," SAYS HSR...

SO THEY WALK ON OVER,

AND GO INSIDE,




THEN SHE SAYS,

"I'M GOING TO CHANGE CLOTHES"...




"SURE," SAYS HSR...



AND WHEN SHE RETURNS,

SHE SAYS,

"I REALLY LIKE IT HERE!...

YOU KNOW...AMERICA!"


I'VE LIVED IN MANY PLACES..

UKRAINE, POLAND, RUSSIA, KOREA, KASMIR,

SRI LANKA, ARGENTINA, TURKMINISTAN,

AND OTHERS...

AND EVEN


INCHANTEDLANDIA,

BUT,


I'VE NEVER MET A PERSON LIKE YOU!

CAN YOU SHOW ME


WHAT AMERICANS LIKE TO DO?"



"BUT, OF COURSE!" WIDELY SMILES HSR!

"BUT FIRST, 

I MUST!"...



...


SO...AFTER NO SLEEP!...

HSR FINALLY GETS UP

AND WITNESSES

THE BEAUTIFUL




SUNRISE...

AND,

AS SHE STILL SLEEPS,

HE WALKS A LITTLE 




ON THE BEACH...

THEN HE GOES BACK

TO THE BEACH HOUSE

AND SHE SAYS, "IT WOULD

BE GREAT IF YOU COULD

STAY THE

REST OF THE 


WEEK!"...




"IT'S SO SWEET HERE, AND YOU ARE 

AN EXTREMELY NICE AND

FLEXIBLE PERSON, 

BUT,

I JUST HAVE TO

GO NORTH!"

"WELL, CAN YOU COME AND SEE

ME WHEN YOU COME

BACK SOUTH?...BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST

TOO 


JUICY!" SHE SAYS...



"I'LL TRY!"

AND

THEY SPEND 

TWO HOURS SAYING 

GOOD BYE! 

AND

WHEN HSR 

FINALLY GETS OUT OF THERE

AND GETS HIS 

'TRANSPORTATION'

UP IN THE AIR 


AND THINGS ARE 

JUST 

"BLOWIN' IN THE 


WIND!"

HEY!

...WHAT'S THIS!...

SOME OTHER BALLOONS SAIL


BY, AND HSR

SEES SOME OTHERS

OVER YONDER!


"THAT'S COOL"...



BUT,

AFTER A WHILE...

...AND...

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

THE WEATHER TURNS NOT

TOO 


GOOD!

AND DARK CLOUDS ARE 

HEADED THIS WAY!


ALONG WITH SOME LIGHTNING!


SO, 

HSR IMMEDIATELY SCOUTS 

FOR A GOOD LANDING SPOT!

HEY, THERE'S ONE!

...


BUT...OMG!...THAT PRIME SPOT

IS A 


A NATURALIST'S COLONY!

...WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING 


...OPTIONAL!



SO,

HSR IS

FORCED TO LAND!

OMG!



HOWEVER,

MOST OF THE PEOPLE 

RUN TO THEIR CARS

FROM THE COMING

INCLIMATE WEATHER

BUT 

A NUMBER OF WOMEN STAY 

AND HELP HSR PUT

THE HUGE BALLOON AWAY!

AND THEY TELL HSR,

"WE'RE STAYING IN

THE GONDOLA WITH YOU!"

...

OH BOY...

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE

A TIGHT,

WET, AND WINDY NIGHT!



...





SO,

AFTER SAYING

"BYE"

THE NEXT MORNING,

HE'S



SMELLING

THE 'SWEET SMELL OF

AERIAL FREEDOM,

SO HE CONTINUES

NORTH

UP THE COAST,

HUGGING THE COASTLINE.

BUT

OVER



THE WATER...AND...

HE GETS SOME

RELAXING SHUT EYE,

AND WHEN HE

WAKES UP,

HE FINDS HIMSELF

ABOVE


BEAN HALLOW


STATE BEACH...




"I'VE HEARD OF THI S BEACH!"

HE REMEMBERS,

"THERE ARE

STRANGE FORMATIONS,


AND ROCKS,


AND

STRANGE FORMATIONS


WITH ROCKS!"



SO

HE NOW

DIRECTS THE

 BALLON TO HOVER OVER

TO

A GOOD PLACE TO LAND...

AND AS HE PACKS UP

THE BALLON,

A LADY


PASSES BY...


"HI THERE,

HANDSOME,"

SHE SMILES AND KEEPS ON

WALKING...

THEN HE

WALKS BY  A

'RETRO


RV!


NOW...

A WOMAN NEXT TO THE RV SAYS,

HELLO THERE!...

...DO YOU HAVE A

PLACE TO STAY?...

A RAIN'S

GONAA HIT HERE

IN FIVE MINUTES!...


YOU WANT TO


COME INSIDE?"


"RAIN IN 5 MINUTES?"

LET'S SEE THAT!"



AND IN ABOUT

FIVE MINUTES...

...OMGOSH!...

IT REALLY...

...STARTS 


TO RAIN!


SO,

THEY GO INSIDE,

AND SHE DRAWS THE 

CURTAINS SHUT AND

SAYS,

"I'M GOING INTO THE OTHER ROOM

AND CHANGE CLOTHES!"



NOW SHE COMES BACK AND

LIGHTS A CANDLE


AND SAYS, "THIS RAIN IS



FROM AN 

'ATMOSPHERIC RIVER'

THAT'S GOING TO GIVE A 

WHOLE WEEK 

OF HARD RAIN!...FORTUNATELY,

I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH

FOOD AND SUPPLIES FOR US!"



"WELL, I GUESS 

I LANDED MY BALLOON AT

THE RIGHT PLACE

AND AT THE

RIGHT TIME!" ADMITS HSR...




NOW, SHE PUTS 

NETFLIX ON HER BIG SCREEN

AND ASKS, "ARE THERE

ANY 


SHOWS THAT

YOU'D LIKE TO WATCH?"



"SURE," SAYS HSR,

AS HE SCROLLS DOWN

THE CHOICES,

...AND...AS SHE


BLOWS OUT THE CANDLE!
















































































Love Toothbrush®                                   































































































"Wait!...Did Someone warn Us about Famine and


Pestilence?

















































































"A 'Call to Arms!’...


"On Guard!...

...We...The People...Of The Population!"





"There are a ‘Plethora’ of Things that can



jeopardize the Survival of Your


 Functional and Aesthetic Smile!...

...Let Me count the Ways!... 

First off, and obviously...there are

the many Sugars that

show up in the Foods

that we

eat and Love!...

Candy Bars,


 Chips , Soda, and many sauces!


And...accidents involving the Mouth



can really make

enjoying a nice Smile

Difficult!



And...Getting Socked isn't

a 'Good Policy'



to live by!"


And I can go on and on

about the many ways

that one can injure

anyone

of those

'Sweet Thirty-two,'

but

suffice it to say that



there are things that We can control

and some things that we can’t.  



For the Things that we can’t control,

be a Good Person,

Mind Your own Business,

and help others!...

...By doing so,



the Ever-Present

and Equalizing

‘Karma’

will shine upon You

and Be Gracious unto You!"



"And for the Things that We can control,



keep Your

‘Personal Protective Equipment’ (PPE),

 Your Toothbrush,



Toothpaste, Mouth Rinse,



and Floss,

close at Your Side,

just like You would


Your Sword!"



"For This is a Battle of a



Greater  War…

...that we must Fight…

...and Win...

...All the Days



of Our Lives!"


























































































May you have many...




...“There are 'Biblicly-

Ramifying' 

Signs that 

this is either the 

‘Beginning of the End,’ 

or the 

‘End of the Beginning!...  



…Which one it really is?…  


…I don’t know!...   

…But…  


…everyday that You are 

Alive and ‘making it’….


...You’re blessed!...








...“I come here frequently to remember that 

here 

is where Hollywood and I 

did not 

practice 


‘Social Distancing!...






…”In a few months, when this

 _ _ _ _  

gets really ‘Cray-Cray’…  

…I’ma...


...Be Ready!”…








..."Even during all of this



'Chaos and Uncertainty,'

I...


 still want to do

very Good Things

for My

Best Friend...




...You know...

...his Favorite Dishes



and an

'Evocative'

Wardrobe,

and 


Eyes that Reassure and Love!"...




...smiles!























































































…“Even in this...


‘New Health Climate,’ 


I Love my Hollywood


More than Ever!



























































































“One of My

Grandmother’s Most Memorable

Tooth Fairy Assignments was 



when She 


...collected Hollywood’s 

First Lost Baby Tooth!”




























































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where You Can Fly As Much As You Want And 

Not Have To Worry About Any...   



...Electrical Wires!...




























































































"People...A Soon-Upcoming Blog Post 

Will Have HSR, Once Again, 

Flying In His Environmentally-friendly 

Glider...  

...And...  

...I'll Be...  



...'Up In The Skies' With Him!"...




























































































Dental Hygiene Wars!






























































































"If you really need to know...

...I'm the little Brother of


carious predatorus wingeulus!"








































“I’ve been training for 'These Wars' ever since 

I was a Tyke!...  


…I’ve done so many SRPs that…


...I can do it in My Sleep!... 


...Maybe that’s why 

I hate Plaque so much…

...because…it...


...infiltrates into My Dreams!”






































“Just look at this Battlefield!...

...It ‘Supremely Sucks!’…

If this  (_ _ _ _)  doesn’t get better soon…   

…I’ma...


...work at Another Office!”





























"Dang!...One

Got Away!...So I

guess that makes Me...


...99.99% Effective!"
































“With My new Drills and Spikes…

That Enamel will…  


…Shatter like Glass!”



























"Yeah...I'm a

'Trouble maker!...



That's why They Hired Me!"
















“Ha ha!...

Every time I use 

...My Blasters, 

the Enamel... 



...doesn’t even know what hit It!”























































































































"See what 

You do to...


My Heart Beat!"



































































































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