"Ha Ha Ha!...No One...Is Safe...From Me!...Once I'm In...Your Mouth...I Never Leave!...What's The Matter?...You're Not Going To...
...Welcome Me With...Open Arms?"...
“All this Talk of Germs and Microbes
has me
wanting to…
…’Head for the Hills!’…
...I mean...
...Things so 'Small'...
can have a ‘Large Impact’ on Us!...
…If I could, I’d tell those Germs
to…
…’Pick on Somebody Your Own Size!””
“They say that Microbes can evolve and change
Their Genetic Make up
to Adapt and
Survive better!...
And We have Research Scientists
who can alter Genes with
CRISPR and other Technologies!
...So…
…it seems like…
…We have our ‘Secret Science Weapons'…
and…
…They have Theirs!”
“If I have to ‘Go Down’…
…I’m going down Swingin’!...
But I Ain’t ‘Goin’ Down!...
...Especially against that
‘predatorus supercarious!’…
I tell ya…
…that wingeulus…
“I keep My Mouth
‘meticulously clean,’
because
I don’t want to
need to
make an appointment with…
…Doctor Pulla Mout!”
My Dentist says that
‘A Clean Tooth does not
Catch A Cavity!’…
...And that...
‘Flossing is more important than Brushing!…
…And he also wants Me to keep My Floss...
...‘on the countertop, not in a drawer’...
...as a
“Doctor Olah Orala!...
…All of the Preparations
are made and
your Super Jet is ready to go,
so we can
...Treat One of the
Argentinian Billionaires!”
Doctor Report says that
I am one of the
‘Healthiest People'
that He has Ever Seen!...
My Gums are Tight,
and
My Eyes are Bright,
and My Lips…!”
“OMGosh!...
…I want to hear that completed last line from above!...
…I want to
‘show Him My’…
and get on…Doctor Report’s…
…Good Side!...
…I think I’ll give Him a
...Gift Card
for a
'Triple Crust'
Blackberry Cobbler!”
You and Your
‘I know that Viruses and Bacteria
and Fungi and Prions and
Other Germs
share this Earth with Us,
but
I just wish that the
‘Bad Ones’
would just disappear’
Smiles
are
refusing to
Walk Around Scared!
Your
Episode
is brought to you by
a 'Top-Notch'
HSR just Loves the
Female Scientists!...And...
He tries to impress them
with some
Scientific, Tasty Concoctions!...
But He better watch Out...and not
mix together
the
...
What's Wrong
with that Boy!...He better learn!...
...And sooner than later! All it takes
is drinking the
'Dangerous Stuff'...one Time! And
it's...
...Curtains for You, Buddy!
We all hope that
He takes Heed,
wth His 'Hard-Headedness!'
Well, let's see if HSR
has better luck today,
like last Time
during
"This Fourth Of July...We...'Give Proper Props'...To The 'Fabled'...
Dentist/Gourmet Cook Who
Brought...Good Food...To General George Washington...
And His Men...
During...The Revolutionary
War!"...
AND HSR IS STILL
UNSURE ABOUT HIMSELF
SO HE SEEKS OUT A
'BATTLE MEDITATING EXPERT'
TO
HELP HIM DEAL WITH
THINGS INSIDE
OF HIS MIND!...AND ALSO...
SO THAT HE CAN
SLEEP BETTER!...
SO,
HE GOES TO THIS PLACE
THAT WAS
'HIGHLY RECOMMENDED,'
AND
A WOMAN GREETS HIM,
"HOW MAY
I HELP YOU, SIR?"
"THANK YOU, AND GOOD EVENING MISS!...I'M
TRYING TO GET
MORE POWER AND CONTROL
OVER MY THINKING PROCESSES
SO I
CAN FULFILL MY
GREATEST ASPIRATIONS!...THAT'S ALL!"
"THAT'S WONDERFUL," SHE REPLIES,
"ALL WE WANT IN THIS LIFE
ARE THE
KEYS TO
PROSPERITY,
PEACE, AND LOVE
AND
AT LEAST SOME
CONTROL OVER OUR EXISTENCES!...LET'S
GO OUT BACK
WHERE THINGS ARE
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE!
SO, THEY GO
INTO THE BACK ROOM
AND HSR IS REQUESTED TO GET
INTO A COMFORTABLE POSITION.
"THAT'S GOOD RIGHT THERE,"
SHE SAYS.
"NOW, I'LL
CLOSE MY EYES AND START TO
'SEE' WITHIN
MYSELF" HE COMMENTS...
"THAT'S RIGHT!" SHE EMPHASIZES...
SO,
HSR DRIFTS AWAY
INTO MEDITATION
AND
FIRST SEES HIMSELF
WITH ANOTHER
GREAT MEDITATOR!
NOW,
THE LADY
SAYS,
"PLEASE LET ME
KNOW WHEN ANY
PROBLEM AREAS ARISE
IN YOUR JOURNEY!"
AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY,
HSR SEES HIMSELF
DROWNING!
"I'M DROWNING, LADY!...
...PLEASE HELP!" SAYS HSR.
NOW THE LADY SAYS,
"IT'S OKAY...LISTEN...
...SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR
ANY OTHER VOICES
INSIDE OF YOU
THAT TAKE YOUR SIDE
IN THIS...FIGHT!"
NOW
HSR LISTENS TO
SEE IF ANY WORDS CAN BE HEARD
FROM ELSEWHERE
IN HIS MIND!...
OMGOSH!...NOW
A VOICE SPEAKS INSIDE
TO HSR, "TAKE A
DEEP BREATH...AND
REALIZE
THAT
YOU HAVE THE
POWER OF
'THE BREATH!'"
AND, WITH THAT,
HSR BREATHES DEEPER...
THEN,
THE 'FALSE THREAT'
THAT SCARED HIM...JUST...
SEEMS TO 'GO AWAY!'
NOW,
WHAT SHOWS IN HIS MIND
IS
A PERSON/THING
IN A CAVE WITH HSR
AND THAT PERSON/THING
DOESN'T SEEM TO BE
TOO FRIENDLY..AT ALL!
WHAT'S THIS!...ANOTHER VOICE COMES TO HIM
TO HELP HIM
IN
HIS
'INNER COMBAT'
SITUATION!
"YOU HOO...HSR!...I SEE YOU
OVER THERE
WITH THAT THING!
WHY
DON'T YOU JUST
COME OVER
TO ME!...WE CAN
CONNECT WITH
THE WHOLE UNIVERSE...
...WITH LOVE!"
WOW!...HSR IS NOW FEELING
A LOT MORE RELIEVED...
...LIKE HE HAS
SOME GREATER
CONTROL OVER
WHAT
SOME OF THE ELEMENTS OF
HIS MIND
ARE
THROWING AT HIM!...GREAT!...
NOW
THE LADY
TAKES A SEAT AND
ASKS HIM,
"CONQUERING SOME THINGS,
YET?"
"YES!" SMILES THE
CLOSED-EYES AND MEDITATING
HSR...
BUT...RIGHT THEN,
HE SEES HIMSELF
FALLING
WITH A
PARACHUTE THAT
DOESN'T WORK!...
AND...
...IT ALL SEEMS
'SO REAL!'
"FEAR NOT, MY FLYING FRIEND," SAYS
THIS LADY TO THE
SIDE OF HIM!...
...YOU CAN
DELIBERATELY SLOW YOUR FALL
AND
RISE UP TO MY ALTITUDE,
WHERE WE CAN...
BE TOGETHER!
AND, WITH THAT URGING,
HSR CHANGES HIS DIRECTION!...
...JUST LIKE THAT!...
AND MEETS
THE WOMAN
IN THE SKY!
...TALK ABOUT 'MIND POWER!'
BUT NOW...SHEESH!...HSR
FEELS THE PAIN!... OF...
REALLY BEING
ON
FIRE!
NOW HE ASKS HIMSELF,
"WHAT'LL I DO NOW?"
AND...WOULDN'T
YOU KNOW IT...
...TO HIS RESCUE...
IS
...THIS WOMAN FIREFIGHTER
WHO
SAYS, "I JUST PUT THAT
FIRE OUT FOR YOU!...
...WANNA GRAB A BITE TO EAT?"
OMGOSH!...NOW HSR
SEES HISSELF
IN A
PIT OF
SNAKES!...OH NO!
BUT...NEXT...
...'A WONDERMENT''
TESTIFIES
TO HIM AND...
IT
TELLS
HSR TO...TAKE CONTROL!...
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
...HSR
'SMACKS
THEM INTO OBEDIENCE!...WHOA!'
NOW THE LADY SAYS
TO HSR,
"IT LOOKS LIKE
IN OUR PERIOD OF TIME,
YOU CONQUERED
SOME
SIGNIFICANT
THINGS TODAY!...
...AS YOU WIND DOWN
NOW...
THINK OF SOME
'CLOSING THOUGHTS!'"
"OKAY," SAYS HSR, "I AM
SEEING YOU
MEDITATE FOR YOURSELF, MISS
AND
EVERYTHING'S
SO
PEACEFUL
AS WE DANCE
A BALLET!"
"WOW!," SMILES THE LADY, "SHALL
WE CONTINUE THIS
NEXT WEEK?"
"YES, WE SHOULD!" GRINS HSR...
...
NOW, HSR IS FEELING PREETY GOOD,
WITH ALL OF THIS POWERFUL
DIRECTING OF
CONSCIOUS THOUGHT,
AND
ON HIS WAY HOME,
HE PASSES BY
THE BEACH!...AND
HE REALLY LIKES THE
SCENERY AND,
WHILE DRIVING
HE REMEMBERS
WHAT HE THOUGHT
WAS A REAL ENCOUNTER
WITH A
'LADY
OF THE SEA!
AND HE DECIDES TO
PULL OVER AND JUST
WALK ON THE
SAND
FOR
A WHILE, AND
FURTHER DOWN THE WAY,
HE MEETS A LADY WHO
IS DOING
TAI CHI, AND
HE ASKS HER,
"MAY I JOIN YOU?"
AND SHE RESPONDS,
"YES...
...BUT QUIETLY!"
"The More Complex that Life
seems to become, the More Simplistic We should
try and Live!"
One certain
Virus
has been heavily
in the
News lately!
But...
...a different
and
relatively newly-uncovered
and very possibly-dangerous, and
possibly-pandemic-producing bacterium,
Carious predatorus wingeulus,
which produces the
newly-diagnosed
dental clinical pathology,
'Predator
Supercaries,'
elucidated by,
and named after,
Dentist and Genetic Biologist,
Dr. Ralph Winge.
The unusually durable
and fast-acting bacterium,
of the treponema Genus
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minerals and organic adjuncts,
hijacked from a Host's
Own Enamel, Dentin, and Cementum
and Salivary Components...
...on a cellular scale,
employs
those acquired
Atomic Materials
to construct
'Rotating Molecular Drills and Drill Bits'
Bacterial Surface Membranes...
And these 'Electromagnetic Molecular Motors'
bore not only straight
of teeth...
...but they
widely and
progressively
infiltrate
otherwise healthy Tooth Structure and
destroy and ultimately undermine
the whole crown
of each tooth They Infect!...
...Just like regular,
'Garden Variety'
cavities, but
only more Rampant
and Sinister and...
...Calculated!...
Like they have an 'Evil
Mandate!'
The Destructiveness of a Jackhammer
'Predator Supercaries,'
or 'Predatorus Supercarious,'
as Dr. Winge affectionately refers to them,
is the name
of the condition
coined by Dr. Winge,
and he freely admits that
the Virulence of this
previously undiscovered species,
can totally decalcify and destroy
a Tooth
within
Three Months of Exposure!...
...Making it
much more Problematic than
any of the members
of the Streptococcus,
Only time will tell
if a new
'Wingella'
Category is
scientifically recognized
as an accepted
'Bacterial Genus Life Group.'
if a new
'Wingella'
Category is
scientifically recognized
as an accepted
'Bacterial Genus Life Group.'
More than 700 bacterial species or
phylotypes
are said to exist
in the average 21st Century Human Mouth,
and sequences of
16S rRNA genes are used
to detect 141 'Predominant Species.'
But,
Dr. Winge,
an avid sailor who
researches small uncharted
islands,
phylotypes
are said to exist
in the average 21st Century Human Mouth,
and sequences of
16S rRNA genes are used
to detect 141 'Predominant Species.'
But,
Dr. Winge,
an avid sailor who
researches small uncharted
islands,
after swabbing, the mouth of
some human remains
found in an underground island cavern
and
culturing it
in his mobile testing lab.
He was not able to
identify the person,
or even if
that person was really Prehistoric.
Winge also noted that the teeth,
which are normally
the most enduring parts
of the body, were
'black,
as Marshmallows!'
Since this Discovery
and initial investigation,
Winge has given all samples and cultures
to Representatives of the
Extremely Secure...
which has an
'undisclosed location,'
in an
'Undisclosed Country.'
"Mankind will be in big trouble
if
this
carious predatorus wingeulus
general population...
...and...
Lord help us,
if it is easily communicable,"
warns Winge.
He continues,
"I would like to unearth its outlier DNA/RNA
Mechanisms and Enzymes
which make this Germ what it is...
...but I have a gut feeling that
this life form is
too horrible and dangerous
and scary-Predator-like
to handle!...
...Maybe this is one
bacterial species that should
'Become Extinct!'
...Hopefully, there's no more
left in the world!...
...This is a real case of Us
against them,"
pleads Doctor Winge!
We need inquisitive
and Resourceful
Microbiologists,
to have this
Bacterium
'Back on Its Heels'
and
Running Scared
Leave Us Alone...
with its
Says one relieved Person,
"I ain't got corona..
...I ain't got carious predatorus wingeulus...
...Yes!...
...Praise the
Lord!"
..."We do not
Rule This World!
We are just along for the Ride!
Count Your Blessings and Be grateful...because
the Time is coming
for all of Us...
When
Others 'Call The Shots'...and not Us!"...
..."Hollywood...
I know...that You are
'Head and
Shoulders'
Above The Rest!"...
..."How could you tell that
I like to
...use the
Love Toothbrush®?"...
..."We enter Possibly Dangerous and Uncharted
Territory...
...everyday...when we
step out
that Front Door!
Among Many Other Things...
A Stance of Strength and
a Gait of Power
serve to Telegraph
the Thought...
...to a Potential Aggressor...
"Hey!...You better think Twice
...Before You Do!"
...smiles!
"Doctor Winge!...I know that You're
a Nice Guy
and All of That,
but
are You sure that
you want to be
known for
something that's
...'The Worst?'"
"My Dentist/Clothing Designer made Me this
High Fashion
Tooth Fairy
Ensemble!...
...And You know what?...
...I just Love it!"
"After Flying With HSR On His
'Air Pirate Ship'...
...And Surviving Some
Serious Battles Against Other Ships
In The Sky...
...I'm Starting To Like
This Lifestyle!"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Wow!...I survived that round of
...Antibiotics!...Great!"
“I’ve followed this Virus/Bacterium Hybrid King Pin around this Mouth for Months!...
…And now that I finally have
Him cornered
and
in My Sights…
...I now…
…'Finish the Job!'"
"Oh No!...We lost
eight of Our People?"
"It seems like the
Dental Hygiene
situation in
My Country...
Is Under Constant Threat!"
My New Tech
right here,
is gonna...
Kick Some 'A!'"
"How dare You!...
You Hygienists think you're
'So Entitled!'...Thinking You can just
barge on into
My Infective Cysts!...Please...
...step a little closer, so that
You Can
See and Feel...
'The Light!'"
"No, Wait...My Love
Let Me taste that
for You!...
To see
if It's Okay!"
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