...Is Now...
"That's It!...
Feast your Eyes...
“Mainland…Here I go…
...Catalina Island…
You and Your
'if Robots start to rule te World, will they be
nice to Humans’
Smiles
are making friends with some of them...
...Just in Case!
This
'can Robots help Humans live to three hundred years of age?'
Episode
is
brought to you by
people who
make Robots!
Aah, yes!
Beautiful Teeth
are
So Desired...
and So Important!
Flossing
brushing
and rinsing
are all well and fine...and..
a must thing to do!
But,
many times,
our days are
full of
many busy activities!
We may take time to interact
with clients,
and hopefully,
happily
interface with
"Pretty Little White Ones?"
Well,
that is exactly what
the Creator of this Blog,
Dr. Ralph Winge,
wants to do!
"I am engineering the first
Personal Digital Dental Assistant,
called "Dentexa!"...
which will aid
the owner/user
in maintaining the luster
and cleanness to the teeth
that you're used to!"
Winge relates.
He continues,
"I want something that will be precise
but not scary
surgery-looking!
And not make
serious mistakes!
A light-as-a-feather
sensitive touch, is also a good attribute!...
...along with being as
nimble as a
Prima Ballerina!"
"Now,
when I call them,
they should
come a-runnin'!"
"And Dentexa should be able to
meet you where you are,
and not only in
a dental chair!"
"Tiny
when they wear out,
Dentexa can
automatically replace
them
with new ones!"
"Now, Dentexa
needs the
appropriate appendages
for her to do the job,
but she should
also be aesthetic!...
Not Mean-
looking, Okay!"
"Dr. Winge...
according to our Cyber Mouth Map,
we need to clean a little more
...
" Dentexa
does not do
Frat Parties
or Wild
Raves!...
Dentexa provides
State-of-the-Art
Personal Digital Dental Protection
against
Biofilm
Buildup
and Dental Disease.
Your Neighborhood Dentist
will help you obtain the services
of a Dentexa for
up to two weeks...then 'It'
will be returned for routine
maintenance.
Dentexa is programmed to help
only the people
in one 'Bubble'
of a household at a time!
...No outside Friends,
acquaintances,
or
Lookie-Loos!
If others want a Dentexa,
they will need to Subscribe for one
at the Neighborhood Dental Office!
"Robotics have evolved
very much, and
this is the way
of the future,"
predicts Doctor Winge, "as we
rely on Robotic-assistance to
obtain and keep
more clean and healthy Smiles!.
And it really will
come down to
the old adage...
...'God Bless the Mouth
that
Has Its Own!"
“Robots should be thankful that
Humans made them!”
If You come home angry
and kick
your Robot,
will it
get you back?
Great question!...
One shouldn't Kick the Dog!...And One
shouldn't kick the Robot either!...Loss off Control...is a No No!
But, as you know, things get Way Out of Control
whenever HSR is around!
A Prime Example is when
things Fell Apart real quick in,
"And The Winner Of Today's 'Breff Stank' Contest Is...
...Part 2...
and beyond previous to that,
"I'm Saying "OMGosh!"...And...Smiling...At These...Lady ...
HE IS NOW
VISITING THAT
LOVELY
BY THE HOOK OF
AND HSR MEETS
AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE...
ROMANTIC "FAT ONE"
ON HIS CHEEK!
AND
SHE SMILES,
"COME BACK SOMETIME!...
SO,
HSR STARTS WALKING DOWN
AND
ON THE WAY,
HE MEETS A LADY
THAT LIKES TO WALK
AND
TALK
ABOUT SEAT COMFORT
AND
EASE OF STEERING
AND
THAT IT'S
NOT GOOD TO ALWAYS
GO
ALL OUT...AND...
THAT SHE
WANTS TO MEET HSR
AT THE SAME PLACE
TOMORROW!...
NOW,
HSR THINKS,
"PEOPLE AROUND HERE
ARE REALLY
"CARBON-FOOTPRINT
AS THEY GO ON
ABOUT THEIR DAY!"
NOW,
HE GETS TO
AND WALKS INSIDE...
BUT HE
DOESN'T WANT
THIS BIKE...
NOW...
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
IN THAT PLACE...
IS SO MUCH
OF A BLUR...
BUT...
THE NEXT MORNING...
...ALTHOUGH FEELING
A LITTLE EMBARRASSED...
HSR STILL GETS HIMSELF
READY TO LEAVE,
AND
AS HE LEAVES ON HIS BIKE,
THIS LADY SAYS,
"AFTER THREE SHOTS
OF WHISKY,
YOUNG MAN,
YOU WERE 'TEARING IT UP'...
AND YOU
MADE MORE MONEY
THAN EVER
FOR THIS PLACE!
YOU NEED TO COME BACK
SOON AND GET
YOUR
'PROFIT ON,'
OKAY!"
"I'LL THINK ABOUT IT!"
AS HE GETS ON HIS
BIKE AND RIDES TO THE EAST...
BUT NOW...
HE HAS A NEW-FOUND,
FAT WAD OF CASH
IN HIS FRONT POCKET,
AS HIS SHARE
FROM THE 'FESTIVITIES'
SO,
HE STOPS BY A DINER
TO GRAB A BITE!...
AND THE PLACE LOOKS
OKAY, WITH
AN ADMIRER!
THE FOOD AS IF
HE HASN'T EATEN
FOR A WHILE,
THEN
MAKES IT OUT
ON THE ROAD AGAIN,
AND HE'S ON
AND HE PASSES BY
THERE WILL BE DINNER
AND A LITTLE WINE!"
"SOUNDS GREAT!"
SO,
THEY GET THERE
AND THE PLACE IS LIVELY!
AND
THERE'S A DANCE!
AND THIS LADY
COMES UP TO
HSR AND SAYS
"HI HANDSOME !...
I SPENT SOME TIME IN
AMERICA!...
BUT,
I LIKE IT HERE BETTER!
...SO WHAT ARE YOU
DOING AFTER THE PARTY?"
"I'M NOT SURE," SAYS
HSR...
"WELL," SHE SAYS,
WE'RE HAVING A
"SLEEP OVER" TONIGHT
AND
YOU'RE INVITED!"
AND IMMEDIATELY
HSR HAS THOSE FEELINGS
LIKE THIS...
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE,
EVEN IN AMSTERDAM...
"WHEN IT RAINS...IT POURS!"
...
SO,
THE NEXT MORNING...
HSR SAYS,
"SEE YA" TO EVERYONE...
AND OF COURSE THEY ARE SAD
TO
SEE HIM LEAVE AND
THAT LADY INVITES HIM BACK
WHEN EVER HE WANTS!
SO
HE RIDES SOME MORE
AND COMES ACROSS
A GIANT POOL TOURNAMENT!
THE WOMAN!
AND NOW IT'S DOWN
YES!...AND HSR
IS GOING FOR THE
EASY
8 BALL
CORNER POCKET SHOT...
AND THEN HE'LL GET OUT OF THERE!
...BOY!...AND HE
M...M...M...
OH, NO!
HE SCRATCHES!
NOW...
WHAT'S HE
GOING TO DO?
“COME ON AND PAY UP, SIR” SAYS THIS
LADY...
BUT, FORTUNATELY FOR HSR,
AS HE WAS BIKE-RIDING
TO THE PLACE,
HE SPLIT UP HIS EARNINGS
WITH THE THINNER, LARGER
BILLS GOING IN ONE POCKET
AND
A LARGE AMOUNT OF SMALLER BILLS IN THE OTHER...
...HENCE, THE BULGE...
SO, AFTER LOSING,
HSR TAKES OUT
THE LARGER WAD OF
SMALLER BILLS, AND
PLOPS IT
ON THE TABLE…
...BY
BIG BEN...
AND
SOMETHING INSIDE OF HIM THINKS,
“SHOULD I?..."
...AND ANOTHER PART OF HIM THINKS,
“...HECK, YEAH!”
THEN, HE PROPOSES,
“HOW ABOUT ONE MORE GAME,
...DOUBLE OF NOTHING?”
“I’LL GO FOR THAT!”
SAYS THE PLAYER,
AS SHE IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO
SINK HER SHOTS…
AND FOR A MINUTE,
IT LOOKS LIKE
HE’S GOING TO LOSE IT ALL!…
...BECAUSE…
...SHE’S ALMOST FINISHED SINKING ALL OF HER BALLS!...BUT…
HE LOOKS AT THE LAYOUT
OF THE BALLS
ON THE TABLE,
AND THINKS THAT
HE HAS TO
‘GO FOR BROKE!...AND
...HE SAYS, “EIGHT BALL, SIDE POCKET!”
“YOU MEAN THAT YOU’RE GONNA
FINISH YOUR BALLS
PLUS
THE EIGHT, IN ONE SHOT?,”
ASKS ONE PERSON…
HOWEVER
...HSR DOESN’T ANSWER….
...HE JUST PREPARES…
AIMS…AND…
POP!...HE STROKES THE POOL CUE!....
AND WHOA!...
...UNBELIEVABLE!
IMMEDIATELY,
HSR SNEAKILY SMILES,
"IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE
PLAYING!...
...GOTTA GO!
AND HE WALKS TO THE TABLE
TO GET HIS MONEY BACK,
WHICH IS IN FRONT
OF
...BIG BEN!
AND...
...AS QUICK AS HE CAN...HE...
GETS OVER TO HIS
TRUSTY BIKE
AND
GOES ALL OUT!
“MAN, I AM GLAD
TO GET OUT OF THERE
WITH MYSELF
AND
MY HARD-EARNED CASH!"
SO, NEXT,
HSR
RIDES UP TO
A YOGURT STAND
AND ORDERS
A DOUBLE SERVING OF
STRAWBERRY!
"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE FROM AMERICA,"
THIS LADY NEARBY SMILES,
"I'M FROM THERE TOO...WEST L. A.!"
"I'M FROM L. A. ALSO!...
I'M ON BREAK FROM
USC DENTAL SCHOOL,"
SAYS HSR...
"OH REALLY?...
...I'M ON BREAK FROM UCLA
UNDERGRAD...SO...YOU LIKE YOUR STAY SO FAR.?"
"YES!...IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S NEVER A DULL MOMENT!"
"YES!...
...AMSTERDAM IS NOT
FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!...WELL, I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY,"
SHE SAYS,
AS SHE GETS UP AND
WALKS AWAY...
"THANKS, AND SAME TO YOU," SAYS HSR.
NOW,
HE GETS ON HIS BIKE AND RIDES
FOR A LONG WHILE,
AND
HE PASSES BY
MORE PRETTY
WINDMILLS
AND
OTHER RIDERS...
THEN HE STOPS
TO REST AT A PARK.
A WOMAN NEARBY
SAYS TO HIM,
"HI THERE, YOUNG MAN,
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
FRESH CATERING?
"OMGOSH!...SURE,"
RESPONDS HSR...
SO,
THEY BOTH
SIT DOWN ON THE BLANKET AND
EAT A WHILE
THEN
SHE ASKS, "ARE YOU A TOURIST?"
"YES, I AM...I'M
FROM THE UNITED STATES!"
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT WINDMILLS DO?"
"NO, I DON'T."
"WELL, WE HAVE ABOUT A THOUSAND
OF
THEM HERE IN
THE NETHERLANDS...
...OUR AREA HERE IS LIKE A DELTA
AND WE ARE
PRONE TO
FLOODING
FROM STORM
SURGES
SO WE CONSTRUCTED SOME
STORM
SURGE BARRIERS
TO KEEP THE SEA WATERS OUT,
AND THE WINDMILLS
HELP THE SYSTEM
BY USING THE POWER
OF THE WIND
TO PUMP WATER OUT
FROM LOW LYING AREAS
AND INTO THE CANALS."
"WOW...THAT IS A NICE WAY TO
PERMANENTLY RECLAIM THE LAND!"
"SOME OF THE EARLIER WINDMILLS
WERE USED TO SAW WOOD,TOO...
AND THE STRUCTURES EVEN HAVE
PLACES FOR
PEOPLE TO
WORK AND LIVE IN THEM,
AND THE TULIP
BULBS
THAT WE PLANT AND GROW
ARE IN HIGH DEMAND
BY GARDENERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD!...
...YES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
CENTURIES OF ULTILIY AND BEAUTY!...
...AND WE ALSO HAVE A GREAT SPORT...
"YES, I'M ON MY WAY TO ROTTERDAM!
GREAT!...I HAVE A PLACE THERE,
WITH A
COLLECTION OF
MINIATURE WINDMILLS
AND I HAVE SOME FRIENDS
THAT WILL LOVE TO MEET YOU...HERE'S MY CARD...PLEASE CALL ME!"
AND
THEY BOTH ENJOY
A LITTLE MORE FOOD,
THEN
HSR TAKES OFF AGAIN,
BUT WHAT'S THIS!
..AS HE RIDES
ALONG A CANAL,
HE SEES
SOMEONE TRYING TO
'FIERLJETTEN'
BUT...OH NO...THEY
DON'T QUITE MAKE IT!
May you have many...
...Smiles!
“Hey, Germ!...Would you like to be…
“Boy!...I really need this…
Those ‘Antibiotic Bombs’
“OMGosh!...This Can’t Be!...My Patient,
who is a Computer Programmer,
has
Mouth Bacteria that are somehow trying to
develop and incorporate
A.I.
‘Tactics and Tendencies’
in their War against Us…probably from the ‘
'Digital Thought and Awareness'
Molecules
circulating in his
Cerebral Sinal Fluid and in his Bloodstream!”
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