Upload Your Consciousnesses...
...to...
My Cloud!"
"Follow Me, Agent Report!...
I want to show you
some Newest-Generation,
'Morphing' and 'Self-Learning'
Algorithms I constructed!
I need you to negotiate the Highest
Price for them!
But,
who do You think will pay
the most for them...
...Companies...or...Nations?"
"I'm well aware that
you work for another
Security Department
in our Government,
Agent Report!...
However...
we urgently need your expertise!
And we are willing to have you
name your price,
and
your Perks!"
"Hey, You...
Now that you're in
My Blog...
I want to tell you
that
I like the way
that
your lips and teeth
work together
just perfectly!"
"I'm here to help
prepare you for the
"Big One!"
...so get Comfy!!"
"Golly, Hollywood!...
You are all the
"I got this shirt from
My Dentist!"
Now,
you and your
"I'm so tired of hearing People
'Yappin' That Smack!'...
smiles
are
in search of
'Nothing But The Truth!
Today's Illustrious,
World-Wide
Episode
is explained and
spelled out
and 'hand signaled'
to you
by "Crip Walking"
Language
Experts
from all
over
that take things
very seriously!
And you should too!
...Cause 'you don't need no'
Emergency Room Visits!
And after everything's finished,
you can 'Coolfully' stroll
or just
Stride away!
Hey, HSR!...
Next time that you go
to sleep and start
sleep walking...
don't step into
'The Bad Stuff' and don't
go down the
Wrong Road!...Please!...
Well,
'The Long And Winding Road,'
which HSR seems to follow,
is part of his real existence
this time, because
in the preface of
"...I'm A Tooth Fairy!...And These
Are My Tales!...Part 1...."
and before that, in
"Teeth Jam" Or "Toe Jam"...Which
Is Worse?...Part 2."
and
even before that,
in
"She Has A "Summa Cum Laude"
Smile!,"
where HSR is
so happy to be on break
from that
GIANT
DENTAL SCHOOL
ON THE WEST COAST
USC
HE IS NOW
VISITING THAT
LOVELY
BY THE HOOK OF
AND HSR MEETS BENTHE
AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE...
SO, THEY TALK A LITTLE
AND HE TELLS HER
THAT HE WANTS TO
"BIKE
ALL THE WAY
TO ROTTERDAM!"
SO,
SHE TELLS HIM WHERE A BIKE SHOP IS....
THEN,
SHE PLANTS
ROMANTIC "FAT ONE"
ON HIS CHEEK!
AND
SHE SMILES,
"COME BACK... I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND!"
SO,
HSR STARTS WALKING DOWN
AND
ON THE WAY,
HE MEETS A LADY
THAT LIKES TO WALK
AND
TALK
ABOUT SEAT COMFORT
AND
EASE OF STEERING
AND
THAT IT'S
NOT GOOD TO ALWAYS
GO
ALL OUT...AND...
THAT SHE
WANTS TO MEET HSR
AT THE SAME PLACE
TOMORROW!...
NOW,
HSR THINKS,
"PEOPLE AROUND HERE
ARE REALLY
"CARBON-FOOTPRINT CONSCIOUS,"
AS THEY GO ON
ABOUT THEIR DAY!" THINKS HSR...
NOW,
HE GETS TO A BIKE SHOP
AND WALKS INSIDE...
BUT HE
DOESN'T WANT
THIS ONE...
" I JUST WANT A PLAIN ONE FOR NOW."
AND KEESHA.
HOOKS HIM UP!
SO, HSR GETS A GOOD,
STURDY BIKE!...
AND HE'S
RIDING PRETTY WELL...
JUST LIKE
PEE WEE HERMAN DID!
AND
WHILE TRAVELING EAST,
HE GIVES A HIGH
FIVE
TO A
FELLOW BIKER!
AND
HE REMEMBERS
A SCENE FROM ONE
OLD MOVIE AND
ANOTHER!...
SO,
HSR PASSES SOME PEOPLE
ON THE ROAD
AND
ONE LADY ASKS,
"I HAVE SOME WINE AND CHEESE,
AND A BLANKET...
...YOU GAME?"
AND HSR, SAYS,
"SURE!"
SO,
THEY SIT AND TALK
AND LAUGH A BIT,
PLUS SOME OTHER STUFF,
THEN,
THEY SAY "BYE!"
AND SOON,
HE PASSES AN
AIRPORT!...
AND
THE
THEEPOT!
AND,
OTHER
SPECTACULAR STUFF
AND
WITH HIS NIGHT LIGHT ON
HSR FINDS HIMSELF
A LITTLE
LOST
AND
REAL TIRED
AND
OMG!...
HE ENDS UP...
...HERE!...
...BY SOME RED LIGHTS!
"WHERE AM I?"
HSR ASKS HIMSELF!...
THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
A WOMAN SAYS,
"HEY, YOUNG MAN...
THERE IS AN
EMERGENCY ON THE STREETS!
BRING YOUR BIKE IN HERE,
AND
COME WITH ME
TO GET OFF
OF THE STREETS!"
NOW,
HSR SAYS,
"AN EMERGENCY?...
WELL,
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU...
TO OFFER SHELTER!
...I THINK I'LL
TAKE YOU UP
ON THAT OFFER!"
...
"COME ON IN," SHE SAYS,
"I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF EMERGENCY IT IS
BUT,
JUST TO BE SAFE,
IT'S BEST TO BE INSIDE!"
SO,
HSR WALKS IN AND
LOOKS AROUND THE PLACE,
A LITTLE
AND HE SEES SOME
WOMEN...
AND THE LADY WHO LET HIM IN SAYS,
"IF YOU WANT TO,
HAVE A SEAT
OVER THERE FOR A MINUTE!"
"OKAY,"
SAYS HSR,
AS HE TAKES A SEAT...
THEN,
HE MOVES A LITTLE
CLOSER TO THE WINDOW,
JUST TO GET AN INNOCENT LOOK OUTSIDE!
THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
SOME WOMEN ON THE STREET
START TO GATHER AROUND
HIS "WINDOW!"...
NOW,
HSR CAN HEAR SOME OF THEM SAY,
"I WANT HIM!,"
AS THEY POINT
AND GIGGLE TO EACH OTHER
THEN,
A NUMBER OF THEM
WALK FROM THE WINDOW,
AND
THEY SEEM TO BE
GOING TO THE FRONT DOOR
OF THIS PLACE!
AND,
IN A MINUTE OR TWO,
HSR CAN HEAR THE PEOPLE SPEAK
AT THE FRONT DESK,
"WE WANT TO PAY
FOR THAT GUY IN THE WINDOW...
...HERE'S THE CASH!
AND A LADY SAYS,
NONE OF THE GUYS
ARE WORKING NOW!"
AND THE WOMEN SHOUT BACK TO HER,
"WE SAW HIM...
...AND HE'S JUST THE ONE
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!
HERE'S THE MONEY...
PLEASE GIVE HIM TO US!"
...
NOW,
HSR IS FINALLY
PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER, AND
HE THINKS TO HISSELF,
"AWW, MAN...I'M IN A
"GOOD LOVE MARKETPLACE!...AND
THOSE WOMEN
COMING FOR ME
ARE
GONNA TAKE OUT
SOME OF THEIR
FANTASIES, FETISHES,
AND FREAKNESSES
OUT ON ME!"
...
SO NOW,
HSR,
WALKS PAST AN OPEN DOOR
AND SEES A LADY
AND SHE SAYS TO HIM,
"COME AND STAY A WHILE, HANDSOME!"
BUT
HE KEEPS WALKING...
NOW,
HE
SEES AN OPEN DOOR,
AND HE DECIDES TO
GO INTO THAT ROOM...
...SO,
HE TIPTOES INSIDE,
AND
HE'S NOT SURPRISED TO SEE ...
...A BED!
SO,
HE DECIDES TO
GET UNDER THE BED
AND HIDE!
AND
JUST AS HE
MAKES IT UNDER THERE,
HE HEARS TWO PEOPLE
COME IN THE ROOM AND
JUMP ON THE BED!
.....
AND AFTER SOME
EXTENDED MOMENTS OF PASSION,
THE TWO PEOPLE LEAVE....
"NOW'S MY CHANCE
TO
GET OUT OF HERE!,
" THINKS HSR...
SO,
HE GETS FROM UNDER THE BED,
AND STANDS UP,
THEN
WALKS TO THE DOOR
AND OPENS IT
A LITTLE
AND STICKS HIS HEAD OUT TO SEE
DOWN THE HALL...
BUT...
OH NO!
....
"THERE HE IS," THOSE HUNGRY WOMEN SHOUT
AND POINT TO HIM...
"LET'S GET HIM!,"
THEY ENTHUSIASTICALLY SCREAM!
SO,
HSR RUNS BACK INTO THE ROOM
BUT
THE DOOR CAN'T SHUT!
NOW,
THE WOMEN BARGE IN,
AND THIS ONE SAYS,
"DON'T WORRY, BABY...
I JUST
WANT TO WATCH!"
THEN,
THIS LADY SAYS,
"I JUST NEED TO
HOLD HANDS
AND HUG!"
AND NOW...
THIS ONE SAYS,
" I JUST WANT MY MONEY'S WORTH!"
AND LASTLY,
THIS ONE GRINS,
"RIGHT NOW,
I JUST WANT TO LIVE
ONE "POP" AT A TIME!"
...
NOW...
A BIG PART OF
HSR IS
SO
VERY
FRIGHTENED!
BUT,
A TINY
YET SIGNIFICANT
PART OF HIM
THINKS
"YEAH, BABY!"
...
NOW...
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
IN THAT ROOM...
IS SO MUCH
OF A BLUR...
BUT...
THE NEXT MORNING...
...ALTHOUGH FEELING
A LITTLE EMBARRASSED...
HSR STILL GETS HIMSELF
READY TO LEAVE,
AND
AS HE LEAVES ON HIS BIKE,
THIS LADY SAYS,
"AFTER THREE SHOTS
OF WHISKY,
YOUNG MAN,
YOU WERE "TEARING IT UP!"...,
AND YOU
MADE MORE MONEY
THAN EVER
FOR THIS PLACE!
YOU NEED TO COME BACK
SOON AND GET
YOUR
'PROFIT ON,'
OKAY!"
"I'LL THINK ABOUT IT!" SAYS HSR,
AS HE GETS ON HIS
BIKE AND RIDES TO THE EAST...
BUT NOW...
HE HAS A NEW-FOUND,
FAT WAD OF CASH
IN HIS FRONT POCKET,
AS HIS CUT
FROM THE "FESTIVITIES"
FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE!
SO
HE STOPS BY A DINER
TO GRAB A BITE!...
AND THE PLACE LOOKS
OKAY, WITH
VARIOUS CLIENTELE...
"GOOD DAY, SIR!...
...LUNCH FOR ONE?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"YES, PLEASE!"
SO HE TAKES A SEAT...
AND HSR SEEMS TO ALREADY,
HAVE
AN ADMIRER!
SO, HE WOLFS DOWN
THE FOOD AS IF
HE HASN'T EATEN
FOR A WHILE,
THEN HE PAYS AND
MAKES IT OUT
ON THE ROAD AGAIN
AND HE'S ON HIGHWAY A20
AND HE PASSES BY
A WINDMILL
AND...
WOW!...SOME
REALLY BIG BULB FARMS!
AND HSR BIKES PAST SOME
FRIENDLY
KIDS AND A NICE
COUPLE!
"SIR," SAYS THIS LADY, "YOU
REMIND ME OF A GOOD FRIEND!...
PLEASE RIDE SAFELY ON YOUR BIKE, OKAY...PLEASE!"
"WHY THANK YOU, MISS!...
...THANKS FOR YOUR CARING, AND
I'LL TRY TO BE
REAL SAFE!"
AND SO HE
RIDES ON...
AND PASSES BY A ROBOT
ON A
BIKE!
THEN,
HE RIDES BY A
GUY ON A
STRANGE ONE!...
"THIS IS QUITE THE PLACE,"
SMILES HSR,
AS HE REMEMBERS TO
KEEP HIS EYES ON
THE ROAD!...
THEN THIS LADY
MOTIONS TO HSR BY THE
SIDE OF THE ROAD,
AND SHE ASKS,
"HI THERE...DO YOU HAPPEN TO
KNOW ENGLISH?"
AND HSR BLURTS OUT,
"SURE DO!...WHAT'S UP?"
AND SHE RESPONDS,
I'M HAVING A
"LEARN MORE ENGLISH"
MEETING AT MY PLACE
...WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GIVE YOUR INPUT?"
THERE WILL BE DINNER
AND A LITTLE WINE!"
"SOUNDS GREAT!" HE SAYS...
SO,
THEY GET THERE
AND THE PLACE IS LIVELY!
AND AFTER THE MEETING,
THERE'S A DANCE!
AND THIS LADY
COMES UP TO
HSR AND SAYS
"HI HANDSOME !...
I SPENT SOME TIME IN
AMERICA!...
BUT,
I LIKE IT HERE BETTER!
...SO WHAT ARE YOU
DOING AFTER THE PARTY?"
"I'M NOT SURE," SAYS
HSR...
"WELL," SHE SAYS,
WE'RE HAVING A
"SLEEP OVER" TONIGHT
AND
YOU'RE INVITED!"
AND IMMEDIATELY
HSR HAS FEELINGS
LIKE THIS...
AND...
LIKE
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE,
EVEN IN AMSTERDAM...
"WHEN IT RAINS...IT POURS!"
...
SO,
THE NEXT MORNING...
HSR SAYS,
"SEE YA" TO EVERYONE...
AND OF COURSE THEY ARE SAD
TO
SEE HIM LEAVE AND
THAT LADY INVITES HIM BACK
WHEN EVER HE WANTS!
SO
HE RIDES SOME MORE
AND COMES ACROSS
A GIANT POOL TOURNAMENT!
AND THERE'S
LOT'S OF
ACTION
AND SOME PEOPLE ARE PUTTING
ON
SHOT CLINICS!
AND
HE WALKS BY A
'PACK OF WOMEN!'...
"HEY GUY!...
IS THAT A
'BIG THING' IN YOUR POCKET....
OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD
TO SEE ME?"
"YEAH, SIR!...
I KNOW YOU'RE HOLDIN'... CAUSE...
I CAN SEE YOU PACKIN!"
"YEAH, LET'S
PLAY FOR IT!...
COME ON!
ALL OF THAT...FOR
ALL OF US!"...
"AWW...THESE ARE," SAYS
HSR, "JUST A BUNCH OF KEYS!"
"BUT IF YOU WANNA
LEAVE...YOU GOTTA PLAY!...
RIGHT, 'BIG BEN?!'"
"RIGHT," SAYS BIG BEN!
SO HE STARTS A GAME,
AND
THEY BOTH
PUT SOME
BALLS IN THE POCKETS!....
AND HSR IS
SERIOUS, YET,
SO IS
THE WOMAN!
AND NOW IT'S DOWN TO THE LAST BALL
YES!...AND HSR
IS GOING FOR THE
EASY
8 BALL
CORNER POCKET SHOT...
AND GET OUT OF THERE!
BOY AND HE
M...M...M...
OH, NO!
HE SCRATCHES!
NOW...
WHAT'S HE
GOING TO DO?
"Life is an adventure...so...
...act like it!"
The Hula Hoop!
It changed some of
the ways that
People around
the World
'have fun!'
Marketed by
Arthur Melin and
Richard Knerr
of Wham-O,
these guys also
helped give
Fun Lovers the Frisbee and
the Superball!
Yes!...
Hula Hooping can be a
great form of
exercise,
and also a nice form of
'visual entertainment!
Here, maybe a Go-Pro
Camera was used!
And almost any part of
the body can
be used to help it spin!
Watch out for
the Hair, though!
OMGosh!
I know that
mastering this
stuff takes
hours and
hours of
dedicated
practice
and
Imagination!
When good routines
are done with a
Hula Hoop,
it's almost
hypnotizing
to watch!
And...whoa!...
in the Olympics, the
Ladies
are
just
unbelievably
great, and
a pleasure
to
to behold!
So, Ladies!...Please...
keep it up!
Admirers watching!
"Dr. Report...
I am your New Dentexa!
You 'Wore Out'
the last one!
However
My Programming and Tolerances
Now make wear and tear
'Virtually Impossible!'"
May you have many...
..."I look forward to this time of year!...
It's still a little warm
but the 'Coolness' is
starting to emerge!...
But the Sun still caresses!
The brisk air feels great to
breathe in
in the Morning!
And when I exhale,
clouds and fog emerge out of
My Mouth...
and...
...smiles!
"I'm about to
'Transition'
into a Mermaid!
Ever since I 'Came out,'
I really Love Eating Fish...and...
Collecting Pearls!"
"For your...
Sweet Tooth!"
"Oh...
it's finally finished...I'm just stretching!
Now, HSR...
Music is Medicine for the Soul!...
...Listen a lot, for a
fuller, and more meaningful
Love of Life and
'The Possibilities Thereof!'"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Humans, Not Robots, Rule!...
"Let's see...
Okay!...
You take the
Ten Billion Bacteria
on the left...and...
I'll take the
Eleven Billion on the
Right!"
But,
unbeknownst to
the Hygienists above,
tiny, but lethal,
'Destructive Microbiome Monsters'
are wreaking havoc in
the Gingival Sulcus'
Crevicular Fluids
with
impunity! Causing
Big Time
Bone Loss!
But...Wait!....
This Lady says,
"I've got my
'Sword of Curette!'...
And the Last Fluid Microbiota
I dispatched
looked like this!...
...along with her
Partner in Perio!"
The next day after that battle,
though,
an Earthly Predator
shows up at a dental office
for a scaling and whitening!
And the
Front Office Lady
runs
out back
and calls a
Dentist,
who is sharpening her
armamentarium,
and says,
"Doctor...you have a Patient!"
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