Friday, April 2, 2021

"Wow!...50 Shades...Of Lips!"...Part 4...(That's So Crazy!...Part 1.)...

"OMGosh!...This Pretty Color...Will Help Me...Compete Out There...And...


...Make Bold Statements!"...







































































"I just Love this..


Red Carpet Feeling!"














































"OMGosh!...It's...

warm enough to...!"




















































"I hope that

I don't have to go back 

to that

tall, cold, Glass Building Downtown!"


















































 


You and Your 


‘of all of the functions of the Lips, the one I like the most is…’ 


Smiles 


are


keeping it Secret!



































This   


'things don't have to be real, they just have to seem real'


Episode 


is 


brought to you by Dental Surgeons doing 



a great job of 


Reconstructions!




























































Good Day, Viewers 

all across Our Beautiful City!

...as part of Our

Feminine Charm Week...

We'll be highlighting,

among other things,

the

Roles that

Lipstick 


play

in our

Beauty Regimens!...

...And, yes...we have

Reporters on the street

to share your input

and your Stories!"



"Janet is at an Awards Ceremony, and,

Janet, what is the 

most important benefit

of lipstick


that People are saying over there?"




Now, 

this Celebrity says,

"Lip Embellishments help to


take the total

Visual Impression

that you want to make

to the next Level!...I mainly use

solid colors but,

for My Partner's Birthday,

I'm 


wearing a


'Nice Theme!'"


Then, 

another Lady at the

same Event reveals,

"I'm really into

my

Jelly Glaze Lip Mask!...

It makes my Lips so

desirable to

me and to Frankie!"



And another One says,

"I leave mine

on

all night long

for Maximum Hydration!"










"I talked to 

some people headed 

to a Rave and they

confided,

"My Friends at the Rave tonight 


are going all out 



to show 



their 



‘Too-Tuff Stuff!'”




Now, 

one listener calls in to the show and says,

“My ‘Beautified Self and 


 I are on the Road to this College Party and, 



who knows what Excitement is in store?”




 


"I talked with a 



passer-by,


and she related,


“Ever since I started dressing my Lips like this, I 



sell out of All My Creations 


at the Jewelry Show!”




I'm on Main Street

asking people how 

they 'spruce up' their lips

to add to their

'fashionality,'

and this Woman here says,

"I like to wear nudes and 

neutral shades and

when I

'Glam...

...Up'

and

I have 

Friends on Instagram


who like the same Products


like I do!"



Now. This one Guy

says that He Loves Heavy Metal Music

and

when His Girlfriend wears this,

he Loves to


'Lose it!'




"I spoke to one Lady and

she says that she likes the 

'self-affirmation' of


the regimen, 

but 

sometimes she 


Over Does it!"




These Ladies now say,

"We have a Friend

who, after applying her

'Glossy Gloss,' 

she 

likes to

walk out to the Waves

to 

add some

salty taste!"



"All of you

'Pretty Lip Advocates' 

out there,

we're going to

a Commercial Break,

and we'll be back,

but,

no matter

what you do with your

mouth all day...

You can still come out 

a Winner in


the Games of Life, 

Love,

...and Labias!"

























































































Love Toothbrush®                                      































 

“Can You read my 

Lips?”

 

























Don’t let the actions of 


your lips get you 



in trouble!



Yes!...Let your lips

give you a break!...

We don't need 'No Trouble!'

And HSR is trying to walk the 'Straight and Narrow'...but

...I won't tell you what 

transpires...

...just read for yourself

the 'Fallout' from

"Wow! 50 Shades Of Lips! Part 3. (Goth 

Edition Part 1.)"

and there,

HE AND 

HIS FRIEND 

CALEB DID 

THE LAST MINUTE LOGISTICS 

AND PREPARATIONS FOR 

A FASHION SHOW...

...AND...

...IT TURNED OUT GREAT!

AND THE 

DEMANDING DESIGNER 

WANTS TO USE 

THE TWO AGAIN, 

BUT THIS TIME 

IN MILAN, ITALY!...


WITH ITS MANY OLD AND


WORLD-DEFINING ARCHITECTURAL 

MASTERPIECES, 

AND ITS NEW-WORLD,

LEADING-EDGE PLACES!


OH, YES..

ALONG WITH ITS MANY

VENUES SHOWCASING

GASTRONOMIC


EXCELLENCE!

AND, OF COURSE THE



CARNIVAL



AMBROSIANO!

SO,

AFTER A NICE SNOOZE



ON THE FLIGHT OVER

THEY GRAB A TAXI

AND HEAD ON OVER TO THE HOTEL...




...




OKAY!...SOME CUTE GIRLS AT THE CHECK-IN DESK 

SMILE BIG AT THEM AND ASK...

"OH, 

YOU'RE WITH THE FAHION SHOW, RIGHT?


WE'RE GOING TO MAKE 

YOUR STAY IN MILAN 

THE BEST YOU EVER HAD!...

...HERE ARE SOME TICKETS 

TO OUR COMPLIMENTARY 

MUD BATHS AND MESSAGES!...

THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL 

LIKE BRAND NEW!.. 

ALL OVER AGAIN!"...



"WELL THANKS," 

SAY HSR AND CALEB...

...AS THEY WALK TO THE ROOM...




"MAN, HSR...

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STAY FOCUSED," WARNS CALEB...

"CAUSE ALL OF THESE 

SUPER GORGEOUS WOMEN 

ARE COMING AT US LEFT AND RIGHT!...




AND HSR ANSWERS, 

"YOU BET, CALEB, 

I'MA HAVE MYSELF A 

GOOD 'OL BORING TIME!" 

PLAYFULLY WINKS HSR!...




NOW, A LADY BELL HOP 


HELPS THEM 

WITH THEIR BAGS 

TO THEIR ROOM...AND SHE

LEAVES WITH A GENEROUS TIP!...



AND AFTER A WHILE IN THEIR ROOM,

JUST TALKING AND LAUGHING...

HSR AND CALEB 

GET A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ...




AND AFTER OPENING THE DOOR, 

TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 

WALTZ ON IN 

AND ASK, 

"WE'D LOVE TO BE MODELS 

IN YOUR SHOW TOMORROW...


AND WE'RE READY TO 

DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, 

FOR THE CHANCE!"




AND HSR START TO STUTTER, 

BUT CALEB IS JUST SMILING

LIKE A BIG CAT!




AND THE TWO WOMEN SAY, 

"WELL, 

LET'S JUST HAVE 

A LITTLE WINE!...


...A CHATEAU FROM 1901!

...IT'S DREAMY GOOD!"




BUT, 

JUST THEN...

... THE FAMOUS DESIGNER WALKS IN 

AND SEES ALL OF THIS, 

THEN...



HE SHOOS AWAY THE TWO WOMEN, 

TELLING THEM TO, 

"GO ON TO JACKIE AND 

FINALIZE YOUR FITTINGS FOR TOMORROW!"...




THEN, 

CALEB SAYS, 

"HEY, IF THEY ARE ALREADY 

MODELS IN THE SHOW, 

WHY DID THEY ACT 

LIKE THEY WEREN'T?"




"THOSE TWO JUST WANT TO 

"BOY-TOY" 

YOU GUYS, 

THEN, 

THEY WOULD WANT TO 

MONOPOLIZE ALL OF YOUR TIME"...




AND THE DESIGNER CONTINUES,

"THAT'S WHY I HAD TO 

LET THE OTHER TWO GUYS BEFORE YOU GO!...

THEY WOULD NEVER LEAVE 

THE HOTEL ROOM WITH THOSE WOMEN!...

...THOSE TWO ARE ADDICTING AND SWEET, 

BUT 

THEY'LL 

WALK RIGHT OVER YOU...

...BEWARE!," 


WARNS THE DESIGNER.




AND HSR THINKS, 

"WELL...I USUALLY WOULD VOLUNTEER 

FOR THAT KIND OF ABUSE 

BUT 

MAYBE NOT THIS TIME!!"




THE DESIGNER CONTINUES, 

"TOMORROW'S SHOW IS AT 3:00 PM SHARP, 

AND WE START PREP AT 9:00 AM...

MY LIFE AND REPUTATION 

DEPEND ON THIS SHOW...

I NEED YOU TO DO 

"ABOVE" 

YOUR BEST!

...STUDY THESE TAPES!...

WE HAVE SOME REALLY 

DEMANDING MODELS TOMORROW...UNDERSTOOD?"




"YES, SIR!, " 

SHOUTS HSR, 

AS HE JUMPS TO HIS FEET AND 


SALUTES...

THEN

THE DESIGNER ROLLS HIS EYES SOME 


AND SLIGHTLY SMILES AT HSR, 

THEN LEAVES, 

SAYING, 

"MAKE ME PROUD AGAIN, 

YOU GUYS!"...




NOW, 

AFTER THE DOOR SHUTS, 

CALEB POPS IN THE DVD 

AND THEY SEE 

THIS KIND OF STUFF


AND THIS...


AND THIS...


AND CALEB SAYS TO HSR, 

"WE BETTER TREAT THOSE LADIES 

LIKE PRIMA DONNAS 

BECAUSE 

WE DON'T WANT THEM


...GANGING UP ON US!"... 




BUT, 

JUST THEN, 

THERE'S ANOTHER KNOCK ON THE DOOR...

THIS TIME LOUDER!




THINKING IT MIGHT BE THE DESIGNER AGAIN, 

HSR OPENS THE DOOR...

HOWEVER,

THIS TIME, 

TWO OTHER WOMEN BARGE IN...

AND ONE OF THEM IS PACKIN'!...


"SHUT UP 

AND SIT DOWN, YOU TWO!" 

ORDERS THIS WOMAN!...


"I'LL BE SUCCINCT...

I NEED YOU TWO 

TO SABOTAGE 

THE FASHION SHOW TOMORROW...!

BECAUSE, IF YOU DON'T..."

"BOTH OF YOU WILL FACE 

GREAT BODILY HARM!,"

SHE PROMISES!


MY PEOPLE WILL BE WATCHING YOU!...




NOW, CALEB AND HSR 

LOOK AMAZED AT EACH OTHER AND THINK.

"WHAT THE!..."



...



"YOU TWO ARE TO 

WEAKEN SOME OF THE HEELS

ON THE HIGH HEEL SHOES

OF THE LADIES...

AND...

MY PEOPLE WILL PLACE 

SLIPPERY OIL ON THE RUNWAYS 

BEFORE THE SHOW...GOT IT?" SHE DEMANDS!




SO, 

WHAT ARE HSR AND CALEB

GOING TO DO NOW?...

EVERYONE NEEDS THE SHOW 

TO GO PERFECTLY, 

EXCEPT FOR THIS WOMAN!




NOW, CALEB SAYS, "I LIKE ALL OF MY FINGERS AND TOES!"

"AND... 

...I LIKE MY HANDS AND FEET THAT GO WITH THEM, TOO!" 

SAYS HSR.




SO, 

THEY BOTH HAVE A RESTLESS NIGHT'S SLEEP!




AND WHEN THEY GET 

TO THE FASHION SHOW VENUE

IT LOOKS  LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MADHOUSE!


DESIGNER CLOTHES HERE AND THERE


AND THE FITTERS ARE DOING THIER THINGS!

NOW, BOTH

HSR AND CALEB 

ARE OUTFITTED 

WITH


THE NEEDED COMMUNICATIONS GEAR!




...




THE TIME IS APPROACHING!


AND ANXIOUS ANTICIPATION 

...IS IN THE AIR!


GOTTA GET THAT LOOK 


JUST RIGHT!

EVERYONE IS SUPPORTING EACH 


OTHER!

NOW!!...

THE MOMENT OF RECKONING IS HERE!


GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!


SO...

THINGS START OFF OKAY,

BUT THE FOURTH MODEL

OMG!

"TAKES THE PLUNGE!"


AND AFTER A COUPLE 

OF MODELS MORE...

WHAT'S THIS!


IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

IT'S LIKE


A 'NIGHTMARE!'




BUT NOW...

A SEASONED PROFESSIONAL 


CALMS THINGS 

BACK DOWN!




BUT, NO!

LIGHTNING IS STRIKING

A WHOLE BUNCH OF TIMES...


IN THE SAME SPOT!


THIS IS...


UNBELIEVABLE!




BUT, 

NAOMI'S NATURAL COMPOSURE 

AGAIN SUCCEEDS

IN SAVING 


THE SHOW'S FACE!




THANK YOU, MODEL, FOR AN 


UNEVENTFUL WALK!

BUT,

OH NO...

ONCE AGAIN!...

THE


"TRIP-ITIS" STRIKES AGAIN!

AND PEOPLE ARE TAKEN ABACK...



WAYYY-WAYYY-BACK!

THIS IS ALMOST LIKE A 


WAR ZONE!

AND 

JUST WHEN ONE THINKS 

THAT IT 

CAN'T GET WORSE!...

IT GLORIOUSLY DOES!




"OOOWWW...

WHERE'S MY 


HEART MEDICINE?"


"COME ON...SO YOU FELL... IT'S


NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!"



BUT NOW...SOME PEOPLE DISAGREE!

IT IS THE 


"END OF THE WORLD!"

...

AAH YES,

BUT ANOTHER 

"ICE IN THE VEINS" 

MODEL

SOOTHES


THE CROWD!...

...AT LEAST...

...FOR A SECOND 


OR TWO!

...

NOW...SOMEONE SAYS..."SOMEBODY KILL THIS SHOW

TO 

TAKE IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY!" 

...

NEXT...

THE CROWD WOWS AND MELTS

AS A

"SUPER-BOWL-SIZED-FAIL"

ERUPTS!


BUT...

THE CROWD


 UNDERSTANDS  IT!

AND,

THEY FORGIVE...

BUT,

THEY PERK UP AND 

THEY 

LOVE THE DISPLAY!

IT'S PSYCHOLOGICALLY EXCITING AND 

UNPRECEDENTED!

BOY, 

NOW, 

THE AUDIENCE IS 

"EATING IT UP!"

THEN, 

THINGS


ONCE MORE

SETTLE DOWN SOME 

AND 

KEEP GOING SOLID


WITH THE 


PROS!

BUT,

THERE'S STILL


SOME DRAMA!

OKAY...

SO,

THE REST

OF THE SHOW


GOES ON WITHOUT ANY MAJOR HITCHES!


AND  THE GUYS DON'T FAULTER!


HEY...DON'T MESS WITH THEM!...

ESPECIALLY THIS


ONE!

NOW, 

THAT THE MODELS ARE FINISHED...

THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!


AND GETS NOISY!


AND THEY RAISE A "REAL RUCKUS!"

THEN,

THE TYPE "A" DESIGNER


RELISHES IN THE 


ROWDY AND ROUSING APPLAUSE!

NOW, 

BACKSTAGE...

THE INTERVIEWING QUEEN SAYS,

"MISTAKES CAN'T


BE MADE!...

WE PROFESSIONALS

EVEN PRACTICE WITH 

BROKEN SHOES

AND ON OILY,  AND SLIPPERY FLOORS

SO


WE CAN EVEN OVERCOME


THOSE ADVERSITIES!"

...

AND NOW,

OUTSIDE



PEOPLE CAN'T STOP 

TALKING ABOUT

THE DRAMA,

THE HUMANITY,  

THE SPONTANEITY,

THE GETTING BACK UP AFTER FALLING!

THE STRENGTH OF THE SPIRIT!...

...

YES!...

ALL OF THE TALK SHOWS ARE 

BREAKING THE NEWS ABOUT 

THIS BEING THE

"BEST FASHION SHOW IN YEARS!"


AND THE REVIEWS ARE 

ASTRONOMICALLY SPECTACULAR!



"QUITE FRANKLY...IT WAS THE WORST!...AND...


...THE BEST...I'VE EVER SEEN!"



NOW, 

THE DESIGNER 

IMMEDIATELY 

GETS


MORE ANIMATED

PUBLICITY 

ON ALL 'THE TALKIES'

THAN


HE COULD EVER


IMAGINE!



THEN,

AFTER THE SHOW,

THE DESIGNER COMES 

TO HSR AND CALEB, 

AND SAYS,

                
"I JUST CAN'T QUITE PHANTOM 

ALL OF THE 

ABSOLUTE DELIRIUM AND INSANITY

THAT JUST HAPPENED!...

BUT!... 

...MY PREORDERS 

ARE THROUGH THE ROOF!

HERE, YOU TWO!...


THERE'S EIGHTY GRAND FOR

EACH OF YOU!

AND GUESS WHAT?...

WE'RE GOING TO FRANCE 


NEXT WEEK!"









...






NOW,

THE WOMAN THAT 

ORDERED HSR AND CALEB TO 

"THROW THE SHOW!"

SAYS TO HERSELF,

"I NEED TO THINK OF AN

EVEN MORE DEVIOUS 

PLOT TO


SABOTAGE THEM!"



...




NOW,

THE WOMAN GETS WIND

OF THEIR PLANS TO

DO ANOTHER FASHION SHOW

...IN HER HOMETOWN...OF PARIS!

NOW, SHE'S REALLY LIVID!



AND SHE CALLS IN

A 'HANDLER!'




...THEY MEET AT A 

DISCRETE HOTEL...



"USHIRU...I NEED YOU TO


DO AN IMPORTANT JOB FOR ME!...NO MESS UPS

AND 


NO EXCUSES!"




"JUST TELL ME

WHAT


NEEDS TO BE DONE!"



"TWO GUYS, HSR

AND CALEB

ARE FLYING BACK HOME TO L.A.,

AND ARE COMING OUT TO

PARIS, FRANCE 

FOR ANOTHER 


FASHION SHOW

NEXT WEEK!"



"DO YOU WANT ME 


TO...


'CLEAR THINGS UP?'"




"OH NO, NOT LIKE 


THAT!...

...I ACTUALLY LIKE 


THOSE TWO...

...THEY BOTH HAVE

GOOD KARMA AND

I'D LOVE FOR THEM

TO EVENTUALLY WORK

FOR ME!..

...JUST MAKE SURE THAT THEY

MISS THEIR FLIGHT 

BACK TO PARIS!...IS THAT

GOING TO 

BE 'A PROBLEM,' 


USHIRO?"



"NO, MAM...


...NOT AT ALL!"


























































May you have many...

...Smiles!





















































"Oh no!...

Corona has sidelined

most of our Numbers!...

And now...I have to

...pick up the Slack!"

































































































"Hi, Hygienist!...

I do

mean to scare You!"

















"I now have the

Microbe responsible

creating 'Resistant Variants!'...

...And

It won't Get Away this time!"











Please!...

...don't share Toothbrushes!










"Who needs Vision!... I can

smell Biofilm a Mile Away!"











"I don't care

what You Say...

I still think

what 


You are doing...

...is Gross!"



































































































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