"OMGosh!...This Pretty Color...Will Help Me...Compete Out There...And...
...Make Bold Statements!"...
"I just Love this..
Red Carpet Feeling!"
"OMGosh!...It's...
warm enough to...!"
"I hope that
I don't have to go back
to that
tall, cold, Glass Building Downtown!"
You and Your
‘of all of the functions of the Lips, the one I like the most is…’
Smiles
are
keeping it Secret!
This
'things don't have to be real, they just have to seem real'
Episode
is
brought to you by Dental Surgeons doing
a great job of
Reconstructions!
Good Day, Viewers
all across Our Beautiful City!
...as part of Our
Feminine Charm Week...
We'll be highlighting,
among other things,
the
Roles that
Lipstick
play
in our
Beauty Regimens!...
...And, yes...we have
Reporters on the street
to share your input
and your Stories!"
"Janet is at an Awards Ceremony, and,
Janet, what is the
most important benefit
of lipstick
that People are saying over there?"
Now,
this Celebrity says,
"Lip Embellishments help to
take the total
Visual Impression
that you want to make
to the next Level!...I mainly use
solid colors but,
for My Partner's Birthday,
I'm
wearing a
'Nice Theme!'"
Then,
another Lady at the
same Event reveals,
"I'm really into
my
Jelly Glaze Lip Mask!...
It makes my Lips so
desirable to
me and to Frankie!"
And another One says,
"I leave mine
on
all night long
for Maximum Hydration!"
"I talked to
some people headed
to a Rave and they
confided,
"My Friends at the Rave tonight
are going all out
to show
their
‘Too-Tuff Stuff!'”
Now,
one listener calls in to the show and says,
“My ‘Beautified Self and
I are on the Road to this College Party and,
who knows what Excitement is in store?”
"I talked with a
passer-by,
and she related,
“Ever since I started dressing my Lips like this, I
sell out of All My Creations
at the Jewelry Show!”
I'm on Main Street
asking people how
they 'spruce up' their lips
to add to their
'fashionality,'
and this Woman here says,
"I like to wear nudes and
neutral shades and
when I
'Glam...
...Up'
and
I have
Friends on Instagram
who like the same Products
like I do!"
Now. This one Guy
says that He Loves Heavy Metal Music
and
when His Girlfriend wears this,
he Loves to
'Lose it!'
"I spoke to one Lady and
she says that she likes the
'self-affirmation' of
the regimen,
but
sometimes she
Over Does it!"
These Ladies now say,
"We have a Friend
who, after applying her
'Glossy Gloss,'
she
likes to
walk out to the Waves
to
add some
salty taste!"
"All of you
'Pretty Lip Advocates'
out there,
we're going to
a Commercial Break,
and we'll be back,
but,
no matter
what you do with your
mouth all day...
You can still come out
a Winner in
the Games of Life,
Love,
...and Labias!"
Love Toothbrush®
“Can You read my
Lips?”
Don’t let the actions of
your lips get you
in trouble!
Yes!...Let your lips
give you a break!...
We don't need 'No Trouble!'
And HSR is trying to walk the 'Straight and Narrow'...but
...I won't tell you what
transpires...
...just read for yourself
the 'Fallout' from
"Wow! 50 Shades Of Lips! Part 3. (Goth
Edition Part 1.)"
and there,
HE AND
HIS FRIEND
CALEB DID
THE LAST MINUTE LOGISTICS
AND PREPARATIONS FOR
A FASHION SHOW...
...AND...
...IT TURNED OUT GREAT!
AND THE
DEMANDING DESIGNER
WANTS TO USE
THE TWO AGAIN,
BUT THIS TIME
IN MILAN, ITALY!...
WITH ITS MANY OLD AND
WORLD-DEFINING ARCHITECTURAL
MASTERPIECES,
AND ITS NEW-WORLD,
LEADING-EDGE PLACES!
OH, YES..
ALONG WITH ITS MANY
VENUES SHOWCASING
GASTRONOMIC
EXCELLENCE!
AND, OF COURSE THE
CARNIVAL
AMBROSIANO!
SO,
AFTER A NICE SNOOZE
ON THE FLIGHT OVER
THEY GRAB A TAXI
AND HEAD ON OVER TO THE HOTEL...
...
OKAY!...SOME CUTE GIRLS AT THE CHECK-IN DESK
SMILE BIG AT THEM AND ASK...
"OH,
YOU'RE WITH THE FAHION SHOW, RIGHT?
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE
YOUR STAY IN MILAN
THE BEST YOU EVER HAD!...
...HERE ARE SOME TICKETS
TO OUR COMPLIMENTARY
MUD BATHS AND MESSAGES!...
THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL
LIKE BRAND NEW!..
ALL OVER AGAIN!"...
"WELL THANKS,"
SAY HSR AND CALEB...
...AS THEY WALK TO THE ROOM...
"MAN, HSR...
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STAY FOCUSED," WARNS CALEB...
"CAUSE ALL OF THESE
SUPER GORGEOUS WOMEN
ARE COMING AT US LEFT AND RIGHT!...
AND HSR ANSWERS,
"YOU BET, CALEB,
I'MA HAVE MYSELF A
GOOD 'OL BORING TIME!"
PLAYFULLY WINKS HSR!...
NOW, A LADY BELL HOP
HELPS THEM
WITH THEIR BAGS
TO THEIR ROOM...AND SHE
LEAVES WITH A GENEROUS TIP!...
AND AFTER A WHILE IN THEIR ROOM,
JUST TALKING AND LAUGHING...
HSR AND CALEB
GET A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ...
AND AFTER OPENING THE DOOR,
TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
WALTZ ON IN
AND ASK,
"WE'D LOVE TO BE MODELS
IN YOUR SHOW TOMORROW...
AND WE'RE READY TO
DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW,
FOR THE CHANCE!"
AND HSR START TO STUTTER,
BUT CALEB IS JUST SMILING
LIKE A BIG CAT!
AND THE TWO WOMEN SAY,
"WELL,
LET'S JUST HAVE
A LITTLE WINE!...
...A CHATEAU FROM 1901!
...IT'S DREAMY GOOD!"
BUT,
JUST THEN...
... THE FAMOUS DESIGNER WALKS IN
AND SEES ALL OF THIS,
THEN...
HE SHOOS AWAY THE TWO WOMEN,
TELLING THEM TO,
"GO ON TO JACKIE AND
FINALIZE YOUR FITTINGS FOR TOMORROW!"...
THEN,
CALEB SAYS,
"HEY, IF THEY ARE ALREADY
MODELS IN THE SHOW,
WHY DID THEY ACT
LIKE THEY WEREN'T?"
"THOSE TWO JUST WANT TO
"BOY-TOY"
YOU GUYS,
THEN,
THEY WOULD WANT TO
MONOPOLIZE ALL OF YOUR TIME"...
AND THE DESIGNER CONTINUES,
"THAT'S WHY I HAD TO
LET THE OTHER TWO GUYS BEFORE YOU GO!...
THEY WOULD NEVER LEAVE
THE HOTEL ROOM WITH THOSE WOMEN!...
...THOSE TWO ARE ADDICTING AND SWEET,
BUT
THEY'LL
WALK RIGHT OVER YOU...
...BEWARE!,"
WARNS THE DESIGNER.
AND HSR THINKS,
"WELL...I USUALLY WOULD VOLUNTEER
FOR THAT KIND OF ABUSE
BUT
MAYBE NOT THIS TIME!!"
THE DESIGNER CONTINUES,
"TOMORROW'S SHOW IS AT 3:00 PM SHARP,
AND WE START PREP AT 9:00 AM...
MY LIFE AND REPUTATION
DEPEND ON THIS SHOW...
I NEED YOU TO DO
"ABOVE"
YOUR BEST!
...STUDY THESE TAPES!...
WE HAVE SOME REALLY
DEMANDING MODELS TOMORROW...UNDERSTOOD?"
"YES, SIR!, "
SHOUTS HSR,
AS HE JUMPS TO HIS FEET AND
SALUTES...
THEN
THE DESIGNER ROLLS HIS EYES SOME
AND SLIGHTLY SMILES AT HSR,
THEN LEAVES,
SAYING,
"MAKE ME PROUD AGAIN,
YOU GUYS!"...
NOW,
AFTER THE DOOR SHUTS,
CALEB POPS IN THE DVD
AND THEY SEE
THIS KIND OF STUFF
AND THIS...
AND THIS...
AND CALEB SAYS TO HSR,
"WE BETTER TREAT THOSE LADIES
LIKE PRIMA DONNAS
BECAUSE
WE DON'T WANT THEM
...GANGING UP ON US!"...
BUT,
JUST THEN,
THERE'S ANOTHER KNOCK ON THE DOOR...
THIS TIME LOUDER!
THINKING IT MIGHT BE THE DESIGNER AGAIN,
HSR OPENS THE DOOR...
HOWEVER,
THIS TIME,
TWO OTHER WOMEN BARGE IN...
AND ONE OF THEM IS PACKIN'!...
"SHUT UP
AND SIT DOWN, YOU TWO!"
ORDERS THIS WOMAN!...
"I'LL BE SUCCINCT...
I NEED YOU TWO
TO SABOTAGE
THE FASHION SHOW TOMORROW...!
BECAUSE, IF YOU DON'T..."
"BOTH OF YOU WILL FACE
GREAT BODILY HARM!,"
SHE PROMISES!
MY PEOPLE WILL BE WATCHING YOU!...
NOW, CALEB AND HSR
LOOK AMAZED AT EACH OTHER AND THINK.
"WHAT THE!..."
...
"YOU TWO ARE TO
WEAKEN SOME OF THE HEELS
ON THE HIGH HEEL SHOES
OF THE LADIES...
AND...
MY PEOPLE WILL PLACE
SLIPPERY OIL ON THE RUNWAYS
BEFORE THE SHOW...GOT IT?" SHE DEMANDS!
SO,
WHAT ARE HSR AND CALEB
GOING TO DO NOW?...
EVERYONE NEEDS THE SHOW
TO GO PERFECTLY,
EXCEPT FOR THIS WOMAN!
NOW, CALEB SAYS, "I LIKE ALL OF MY FINGERS AND TOES!"
"AND...
...I LIKE MY HANDS AND FEET THAT GO WITH THEM, TOO!"
SAYS HSR.
SO,
THEY BOTH HAVE A RESTLESS NIGHT'S SLEEP!
AND WHEN THEY GET
TO THE FASHION SHOW VENUE
IT LOOKS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MADHOUSE!
DESIGNER CLOTHES HERE AND THERE
AND THE FITTERS ARE DOING THIER THINGS!
NOW, BOTH
HSR AND CALEB
ARE OUTFITTED
WITH
THE NEEDED COMMUNICATIONS GEAR!
...
THE TIME IS APPROACHING!
AND ANXIOUS ANTICIPATION
...IS IN THE AIR!
GOTTA GET THAT LOOK
JUST RIGHT!
EVERYONE IS SUPPORTING EACH
OTHER!
NOW!!...
THE MOMENT OF RECKONING IS HERE!
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
SO...
THINGS START OFF OKAY,
BUT THE FOURTH MODEL
OMG!
"TAKES THE PLUNGE!"
AND AFTER A COUPLE
OF MODELS MORE...
WHAT'S THIS!
IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?
IT'S LIKE
A 'NIGHTMARE!'
BUT NOW...
A SEASONED PROFESSIONAL
CALMS THINGS
BACK DOWN!
BUT, NO!
LIGHTNING IS STRIKING
A WHOLE BUNCH OF TIMES...
IN THE SAME SPOT!
THIS IS...
UNBELIEVABLE!
BUT,
NAOMI'S NATURAL COMPOSURE
AGAIN SUCCEEDS
IN SAVING
THE SHOW'S FACE!
THANK YOU, MODEL, FOR AN
UNEVENTFUL WALK!
BUT,
OH NO...
ONCE AGAIN!...
THE
"TRIP-ITIS" STRIKES AGAIN!
AND PEOPLE ARE TAKEN ABACK...
A
WAYYY-WAYYY-BACK!
THIS IS ALMOST LIKE A
WAR ZONE!
AND
JUST WHEN ONE THINKS
THAT IT
CAN'T GET WORSE!...
IT GLORIOUSLY DOES!
"OOOWWW...
WHERE'S MY
HEART MEDICINE?"
"COME ON...SO YOU FELL... IT'S
NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!"
BUT NOW...SOME PEOPLE DISAGREE!
IT IS THE
"END OF THE WORLD!"
...
AAH YES,
BUT ANOTHER
"ICE IN THE VEINS"
MODEL
SOOTHES
THE CROWD!...
...AT LEAST...
...FOR A SECOND
OR TWO!
...
NOW...SOMEONE SAYS..."SOMEBODY KILL THIS SHOW
TO
TAKE IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY!"
...
NEXT...
THE CROWD WOWS AND MELTS
AS A
"SUPER-BOWL-SIZED-FAIL"
ERUPTS!
BUT...
THE CROWD
UNDERSTANDS IT!
AND,
THEY FORGIVE...
BUT,
THEY PERK UP AND
THEY
LOVE THE DISPLAY!
IT'S PSYCHOLOGICALLY EXCITING AND
UNPRECEDENTED!
BOY,
NOW,
THE AUDIENCE IS
"EATING IT UP!"
THEN,
THINGS
ONCE MORE
SETTLE DOWN SOME
AND
KEEP GOING SOLID
WITH THE
PROS!
BUT,
THERE'S STILL
SOME DRAMA!
OKAY...
SO,
THE REST
OF THE SHOW
GOES ON WITHOUT ANY MAJOR HITCHES!
AND THE GUYS DON'T FAULTER!
HEY...DON'T MESS WITH THEM!...
ESPECIALLY THIS
ONE!
NOW,
THAT THE MODELS ARE FINISHED...
THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!
AND GETS NOISY!
AND THEY RAISE A "REAL RUCKUS!"
THEN,
THE TYPE "A" DESIGNER
RELISHES IN THE
ROWDY AND ROUSING APPLAUSE!
NOW,
BACKSTAGE...
THE INTERVIEWING QUEEN SAYS,
"MISTAKES CAN'T
BE MADE!...
WE PROFESSIONALS
EVEN PRACTICE WITH
BROKEN SHOES
AND ON OILY, AND SLIPPERY FLOORS
SO
WE CAN EVEN OVERCOME
THOSE ADVERSITIES!"
...
AND NOW,
OUTSIDE
PEOPLE CAN'T STOP
TALKING ABOUT
THE DRAMA,
THE HUMANITY,
THE SPONTANEITY,
THE GETTING BACK UP AFTER FALLING!
THE STRENGTH OF THE SPIRIT!...
...
YES!...
ALL OF THE TALK SHOWS ARE
BREAKING THE NEWS ABOUT
THIS BEING THE
"BEST FASHION SHOW IN YEARS!"
AND THE REVIEWS ARE
ASTRONOMICALLY SPECTACULAR!
"QUITE FRANKLY...IT WAS THE WORST!...AND...
...THE BEST...I'VE EVER SEEN!"
NOW,
THE DESIGNER
IMMEDIATELY
GETS
MORE ANIMATED
PUBLICITY
ON ALL 'THE TALKIES'
THAN
HE COULD EVER
IMAGINE!
THEN,
AFTER THE SHOW,
THE DESIGNER COMES
TO HSR AND CALEB,
AND SAYS,
"I JUST CAN'T QUITE PHANTOM
ALL OF THE
ABSOLUTE DELIRIUM AND INSANITY
THAT JUST HAPPENED!...
BUT!...
...MY PREORDERS
ARE THROUGH THE ROOF!
HERE, YOU TWO!...
THERE'S EIGHTY GRAND FOR
EACH OF YOU!
AND GUESS WHAT?...
WE'RE GOING TO FRANCE
NEXT WEEK!"
...
NOW,
THE WOMAN THAT
ORDERED HSR AND CALEB TO
"THROW THE SHOW!"
SAYS TO HERSELF,
"I NEED TO THINK OF AN
EVEN MORE DEVIOUS
PLOT TO
SABOTAGE THEM!"
...
NOW,
THE WOMAN GETS WIND
OF THEIR PLANS TO
DO ANOTHER FASHION SHOW
...IN HER HOMETOWN...OF PARIS!
NOW, SHE'S REALLY LIVID!
AND SHE CALLS IN
A 'HANDLER!'
...THEY MEET AT A
DISCRETE HOTEL...
"USHIRU...I NEED YOU TO
DO AN IMPORTANT JOB FOR ME!...NO MESS UPS
AND
NO EXCUSES!"
"JUST TELL ME
WHAT
NEEDS TO BE DONE!"
"TWO GUYS, HSR
AND CALEB
ARE FLYING BACK HOME TO L.A.,
AND ARE COMING OUT TO
PARIS, FRANCE
FOR ANOTHER
FASHION SHOW
NEXT WEEK!"
"DO YOU WANT ME
TO...
'CLEAR THINGS UP?'"
"OH NO, NOT LIKE
THAT!...
...I ACTUALLY LIKE
THOSE TWO...
...THEY BOTH HAVE
GOOD KARMA AND
I'D LOVE FOR THEM
TO EVENTUALLY WORK
FOR ME!..
...JUST MAKE SURE THAT THEY
MISS THEIR FLIGHT
BACK TO PARIS!...IS THAT
GOING TO
BE 'A PROBLEM,'
USHIRO?"
"NO, MAM...
...NOT AT ALL!"
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"Oh no!...
Corona has sidelined
most of our Numbers!...
And now...I have to
...pick up the Slack!"
"Hi, Hygienist!...
I do
mean to scare You!"
"I now have the
Microbe responsible
creating 'Resistant Variants!'...
...And
It won't Get Away this time!"
Please!...
...don't share Toothbrushes!
"Who needs Vision!... I can
smell Biofilm a Mile Away!"
"I don't care
what You Say...
I still think
what
You are doing...
...is Gross!"
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