"Hey, Man!...Why'd You...Get Socked...In The Mouth?"...Part 2...

“You Only Get…One Mouth!...So...Treat It With Care!…And...Don’t Be…So...   

...Adversarial!”...

"Aah!...As in...

Awestruck!"

“I can’t believe that this 

Plot is happening!”

“At least the Dip 

can help 

keep the Pieces together!”

You and Your 

‘learn how to Instictively duck, side step, and parry a blow’ 

Smiles 

are 

trying to avoid a 

Concussion or Knock out!

This

'Please don't Damage those Pearly Whites'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

the Heavy weight Champions 

of the 

World!

So, People!...

It's

a bright sunny

morning

and

as I am about to

open the front door

to my dental office

Saturday morning.…

…Robert,

one of my young adult patients

walks up fast to me…

 …and asks,

“Hey Doc! You gotta see me now!

I lost my front teeth!”

Now,

he holds out his opened hand,

and

OMGosh!...

there are

three upper front teeth,

roots and all!

"I tried to clean them off

for you Doc, so

you can stick 'um right back in!" he cries...

“Wow, Man!" I say,

"it looks like you got

socked in the mouth

but

let’s see if we can put them back in

after I soak them

in this special stuff I

have!,”

I respond,

then,

as I push open the door,

Robert nervously

looks down the street,

and sees a car that’s suspicious to him

coming this way,

and he says,

“Doc, I can’t stay here now,

I gotta

shake these guys offa me!

Then,

I’ll be back!

Here, take these teeth and soak ‘um

 in that stuff

you talked about!"

So,

he slaps me a friendly and quick high five,

and in my hand now

are the three teeth!

“Gotta go!” 

Robert declares

as he tears out of there, in

a quick sprint!...

like he’s

running for his life!

Now, I shut the door

and

peek out of a small opening,

and in a couple of seconds,

I see the car he was talking about,

a gleaming and savage-looking

new white Lambo,

slowly creeping past

the front of my office

and then

on down the street…

Then,

I hear the car burn rubber on the street

as it

turns the corner!...

“I hope Robert

isn’t hanging with the wrong crowd…

but...

maybe he is…

I just hope he’ll make it…

I’ve know him since

he was a smiley-faced kid!

I walk into one of the treatment rooms

and get out a fresh bottle

of that root revitalization fluid,

break the seal

and

drop the teeth in

there,

per package instructions.

Now,

I twist the top back on to the bottle

and I set it aside.

“If Robert comes back in about 30 minutes or less,

these teeth will be ready to

pop back in and splint!” I think.

...

Waiting for a while,

as the other dental staff members

come in to work for the day,

I am hoping to see Robert,

so I can fix him up!

I have one of his elementary school pictures

that he brought to me,

up on the picture wall.

He’s a cutie pie in the picture,

with big bright eyes.

But...

Robert never did return…

...



"Doctor can you help me...please...

I lost some teeth

during the

Women's National Collegiate

Water Polo 

Finals

last week during

during some extremely

rough play...

...Some of the girls ganged up on me!

But we still won!

And we're the Champs...

And they're the Chumps!

But...

Can you help me out Doc?...

"Pretty Please?""

I tell her, "Sure...but..."

And she says, "But 

what?"

And I say, "But sometimes

we must pay a price 

for our Victories!"

"Yeah, I know!" she says.

Then I say, "Let's get some digital impressions

and then I can fix you up!"

...

So, I do the stuff...you know...

the stuff that Dentists do...

And when I finish cementing the finished product...

I look at her...

and, she's

gorgeous again!

"Doctor, I'd like to give you a picture

of a team member and

I with our

Grand Water Polo Trophy!"

With a Big Smile, I tell her,

"Well, Gee Willickers!...So,

now you know that you're my favorite

Water Polo Patient, right!"

"Thanks, Doc...You're my favorite!" say confesses, "See

you in six months!"

...







So,

I'm about to go

down the street

for lunch and,

one of my little patients

all of a sudden

runs up to me

and says,

"Doctor!...

I got socked in the mouth

and

lost



my tooth!"

"Hey, Young Lady," I ask,

why'd you get socked in the Mouth"?



"Well,

there are these boys at school...

and they are

always bothering



me and



my



friends!

My big brother has a problem like that at



his school, too!

Well, my big sister got tired

of hearing me complaining

and she told me to "Stand Up For My



Rights!"

And my little brother

said the same thing, too!...he said,

You can't let people push you around



your whole life!"

So, this morning,

this boy was...

doing it



again!

So, I said,

again,

"Leave me alone!"

But he pushed me and I fell...

so I got up and I gave him

"The Bruce

Lee Stare!"

Then,

that boy came up to my face again

and then

it was like he was

begging for it!

So,

he raised his fist,

and I



got out the way

of his punch,

and,

things went blurry after that,

but,

but,

I...

I...won!

And the teacher knows that 

that boy is bad...

and he saw me do

what I did, and...

may be he was on  my side!...

...because I didn't have to

go to the Principal's Office!"...

And then the little girl finally 

took a breath after telling me all of that!

"Let's take a look," I say. "and 

see if it's all out! Okay?"

"Thanks Doctor..You're the 

Best!

...

Now, 

after fixing

them up, the Dentist

goes outside 

for

some Fresh Air

and

this patient 

comes up to him

and hands him a note

that says,

"I need your immediate help!...

I was not 

smacked in the mouth

like last time...and I've

been on Good behavior...

...but...

this time,

a person went

out of their

Lane!"

Now, 

the doctor thinks,

"I thought that 

this would

be a slow day, but

apparently not!"

So 

he does his work on that one,

and another patient 

walks 

into the waiting room

and said,

"it's my fault, Doctor,

I was caught with

another woman's

 Husband!...Please help Me!"

And after that,

a guy comes in and says,

"I was the wrong person 

to get punched,

but I got

punched anyway!"

"When it rains...it pours," now thinks the

Dentist

as another one comes in

who says that,

I was on

my cell phone and

wasn't watching 

where I was going,

and I made my front tooth loose

on a

window!"

And after all of that

the Dentist

reaffirms to himself

to keep being straight 

with others and not

playing with

their feelings

because that's the right thing to do,

and he doesn't want to 

go to a Dentist himself

and have to explain

why 

he's showing up 

like this!

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“More than 99% of the time, Good Karma will steer you clear of 

any Bad Outcome!”

Broken Teeth cannot 

Heal Themselves!

That's why Prevention Works!

So Prevent...when you can!

But, other than that, HSR still has to negotiate 

tough spot 

after tough spot 

in

"Hey, Man!...Why'd You Get 

Socked...In The Mouth?...Part 1"

and before that in

'The Godfather Of Toothbrushing'...Ralph Winge, D.D.S....  

...Has Also Become...The Most Prolific...'Toothbrushing Choreographer'...  

...With His...Sixth Move!...Called The...  

... 'Winge 90'...Or Just...'The 90!'...

and hithertofore 

in

Your Teeth Are So 'Shockingly Great' That...I Must Ask You...  

..."What's...  

...Your Secret?"...

And...

we start by saying,

"SWEET EARTH, OH

...SWEET AND RARE EARTH!

...BLESSED BY THE LORD,

YES...THE LORD MADE THE EARTH...

...FOR HIS FLOCKS!...

AND NOW, 

WE HAVE  A 'MORE ADVANCED

GLOBAL CIVILIZATION!'

HOWEVER, SOME  'GALACTIC SUPER BEINGS'

FROM

AN EXTREMELY FAR

OTHER WORLD 

ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

THEY NEED TO LEARN 

TO LIVE ELSEWHERE,

BECAUSE THEIR HOME SOLAR SYSTEM 

IS BEING DESTROYED!

THEY ALREADY HAVE LEARNED HOW TO

TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE INSTANTANEOUSLY,

BY OVERCOMING LINEAR

RELOCATION RESTRICTION...

 ...BUT 

NOW THEY

NEED

TO LEARN HOW 

TO TRAVEL TO 

OTHER DIMENSIONS

AND CONQUER 

ALL OF THE NEW BEINGS

AND

NEW REALMS 

THAT THEY COME ACROSS!

THEIR SPECIES BEGAN IN A 

VERY VIOLENT SECTION OF SPACE,

WHERE 'VORACIOUS

BLACK HOLES'

TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

AND

'TEAR UP WHOLE GALACTIC SUPERCLUSTERS

IN A 

HEART BEAT!'

THE BLACK HOLES

 

SWALLOW STUFF

THAT CANNOT

ESCAPE!...

THEN, ONE DAY,

A WISE PERSON AMONG 

'THE GALACTIC SUPER BEINGS'

SAYS,  

“OH, COMMANDER  

CYRIL, 

I HAVE DETECTED A PLANET WHICH SEEMS

TO BE 

‘BIOLOGICALLY SELF-SUSTAINING!

AND... PERFECTLY SUITED 

AS A SOURCE OF

DREAMERS!...

...IT SEEMS TO BE A

WHOLE PLANET OF

DREAMERS…

...WHICH IS WHAT WE NEED

TO DISCOVER AND TRANSCEND AND EXPLORE

PAST THIS DIMENSION

THAT WE INHABIT!

I HAVE 

STUDIED THEM, AND

THEY HAVE 

AN  ATOMOSPHERE

THAT IS

COMPATIBLE

WITH OUR NEEDS!...

WE CAN 

LAND THERE AND

LOCATE A VIABLE

'BEING'

ON SAID PLANET

WITH WHOM

WE CAN

'ESTABLISH MIND LINKS'

WITH THOSE DREAMERS AND

'INTER-ENGAGE'

WITH THEM

AND

COPY AND IMPROVE

ON THEIR DREAM RESULTS

MAXIMIZERS' 

TO...ACHIEVE

OUR NEEDED CEREBRAL BREAKTHROUGHS

AND OUR

IMPROVED LOOKS!

NOW...

WITH OUR 'HYBRIDIZED' SELVES,

OUR FIRST TASK

IS TO

MASTER THE ELEGANT SCIENTIFIC

PROCESSES NEEDED TO MAKE AND 

ENTER THOSE

KINDS

OF DIMENSIONAL PORTALS!"

AND COMMANDER CYRIL RESPONDS,

"LET US 



PROCEED IMMEDIATELY

AND GET WHAT WE NEED TO

'RULE ALL...OF EVERYTHING!'"

SO, 

THEY REACH EARTH

WITH LIITLE DELAY 

AND SEEK OUT

THE 

PERFECT HUMAN SPECIMEN BY

SECRETLY SCANNING

EVERYONE!

AND...OF COURSE...

THEY

 QUICKLY PICK HSR OUT

OF THE 

MASSES!

NOW THAT THEY HAVE HIM

ON THEIR SHIP,

THEY ARE 

READY TO 

'ACQUIRE THE DREAM FACTORS'

FROM HIM

AND IMPLANT 

THOSE FACTORS

INTO THEIR

GALACTIC SUPER BEING 

SURROGATES!

"WE MUST GET THIS EARTHLING TO

IMPLANT AT LEAST 100 OF OURS," 

SAYS

THE WISE ONE...

"ARE THE 

PODS IN THE CHAMBER READY,"

ASKS 

COMMANDER 

CYRIL...

"YES, THEY ARE,

SAYS THE WISE ONE, "WE HAVE 

THE FIRST ONE READY,

RIGHT NOW!"

NOW COMMANDER CYRIL ORDERS

HSR INTO HIS

DREAM FACTOR EXCHANGE POD...

"YOU MUST COMPLY OR YOU

WILL BE VERY SORRY,"

ORDERS THE COMMANDER...

SO,

 

THE FIRST SURROGATE 

ENTERS INTO HER 

OWN POD

AS THE ALIENS 

READY HSR'S

'DREAM MIND FACTORS'

TO BE SHARED WITH

THE SURROGATES!

NOW,

THE FIRST 

NEURONAL 'SHARING'

COMMENCES WITH

BILLIONS OF NERVE BURSTS

HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE,

MAKING HSR

PUT OUT

HIS FACTORS!...

WHICH THE 

SURROGATE AMPLY 

AND EXCITEDLY

RECEIVES!...

THEN,

THE NEXT ALIEN

GETS 

HERS...

AND THE NEXT

GOES THROUGH

HER CHANGES!...

AND 

THE FOLLOWING

ONE GETS

HER 

'MARBLES

MIXED UP!'

AND FURTHER DOWN THE LINE,

THIS ONE

RECEIVES HER 

'DOSE' AND SHE 

REPEATEDLY

'LOSES IT!'

THIS ONE IS 

ALSO IMPLANTED

WITH AN AMOUNT

MAKING HER

AND HIM

STRATEGICALLY MORPH!...

AND,

THE 100TH  ALIEN

'GETS

LIFTED WAY UP ' LAST!

NOW HSR IS

FEELING HIS EFFECTS  BIG TIME!

WOW!...HOW TIME FLIES

WHEN YOU'RE 

HAVING

MIND FUN!

NOW, AFTERWARD...

A HUMAN MEDICAL PERSON

EXAMINES HSR

ON THE ALIEN SHIP...

AND SHE OBSERVES,

"HIS DREAM-SHARING FATIGUE'

IS PROFOUND, BUT WHILE THE ALIENS EVALUATE

THEIR 

DREAM FACTOR SHARING' 

SUCCESS RATE, I'LL

TRY AND MAKE SURE THAT

THIS 'HIGHLY UNUSUAL MAN'

RECOVERS!"

...

THEN, LATER ON,

AFTER ALL OF THE COMMOTION

DIES DOWN,

COMMANDER CYRIL 

SEEMS HAPPY ABOUT 

HOW THINGS ARE GOING!...

...AND HE ASKS THE WISE ONE,

"PLEASE GIVE ME SOME 

GOOD NEWS ON

OUR GRAND EXPERIMENT!"

NOW,

THE WISE ONE SAYS,

"COMMANDER CYRIL!...

...AFTER SEEING

HOW OUR 

HUMANOID SURROGATES

NOW DREAM WITH ADDED IMAGINATION,

IT HAS COME TO 

MY ATTENTION  

THAT

MANY OF THE SURROGATES

DON'T DREAM ABOUT SOLVING

OUR 

SCIENTIFIC DIMENSIONAL NEEDS

AT ALL!

...INSTEAD...

THEY ARE DREAMING ABOUT..

...THINGS THAT

REALLY DON'T

MATTER MUCH!...

...AND SOMETIMES THEY EVEN HAVE

NIGHTMARES...

AND OTHER IMAGES 

THAT DON'T

MAKE

SENSE AT ALL!...AND NOW

ONE OF THE HUMANOIDS

NEEDS 

SOME

SERIOUS HELP!

"DO YOU THINK THAT THE REASON

IS CONTAMINATED DREAM FACTOR?"

ASKS COMMANDER CYRIL...

"I'M NOT SURE...MAYBE WE CAN

TRAIN THEM 

TO DREAM

 ABOUT WHAT

WE WANT THEM TO!"

"WELL, I ONLY WANT

'POSITIVE

AND GENTLE

REINFORCEMENT,

SO THEY DEFINITELY WON'T 

HAVE

BAD DREAMS!...

...NO 

TORTURE!...

...DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

"YES, 

BOSS!"

...

NOW,

THE WISE ONE

TELLS THE 

HUMAN MEDICAL PERSON TO

HAVE HSR 

GO TO THE MESS HALL 

AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT...

SO, 

SHE GOES TO WHERE HSR IS

AND SHE TELLS HIM

TO VISIT THE 

'EATING ROOM,'

"SIR, YOU MAY FIND THAT

THE 

FOOD IS 

ACTUALLY TASTY!...

...PLEASE FOLLOW 

THE ROBOT TO 

YOUR DESTINATION."

AT THAT TIME,

A ROBOT SHOWS UP AND SHE

SAYS,

"SIR, PLEASE WALK THIS WAY

AND

FOLLOW ME!

SO,

HE PLAYFULLY WALKS LIKE HER

AS HE FOLLOWS HER TO THE

MESS HALL,

AND ON THE WAY,

ONE LADY THROWS SOME 

GLANCES

HIS WAY!

AND HE ALSO SPOTS A 

DIFFERENT ROBOT,

SNOOPING AROUND!...

FINALLY,

AT THE MESS HALL,

HSR TAKES A SEAT,

AND OPENS UP THE MENU...

AND SOON AFTER,

THIS ONE SURROGATE 

COMES OVER

AND SAYS,

"YOU ARE THE MAN 

WHO HAS MADE MY DREAMS

MUCH MORE VIVID!

THANK YOU!"...THEN SHE WALKS ON...

"HI," SAYS THIS NEXT ONE,

"MY FIRST DREAM WITH 

YOUR HELP HAD

ME IN A STRANGE PLACE

AND

IN A STRANGE TIME!...I'D LOVE TO

TELL YOU 

ABOUT IT SOMETIMES!"

NOW, 

THIS ONE COMES TO HSR'S TABLE 

AND LAUGHS,

I HAD A DREAM THAT

YOU WERE

MY

NEXT MEAL!...HA HA!"...THEN SHE 

GOES FOR SOME FOOD...

NOW, A DIFFERENT

SURROGATE WALKS UP TO

HSR AND SAYS,

"I EXPERIENCED A

PREMONITION ABOUT YOU 

THAT YOU SHOULD

BE AWARE OF...

REMEMBER...TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE...

MEET ME ON THE EPSILON LEVEL,

SUITE 422 ASAP!"

NEXT, 

THIS LADY SITS AT THE TABLE AND

SMILES AT HSR AND 

TAKES HIS HAND AND 

SAYS,

"HI!...I'M WOMANA STREAM!...

...YOU SHOULD TRY #3 

ON THE MENU...

...IT'S LIKE  

GRILLED SALMON ON EARTH 

WITH AN

'OUT OF THIS WORLD FLAVOR!'"

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

'Another night...  

...Another Flight!"

Dental Hygiene Wars!

"This is how I 

stomp on Hygienists!"

One Lady dreamed that

carious predatorus wingeulus Bacteria

gave her a

Bad Reaction!

One Hygienist says to another...

"I hear that they are

performing 

extra sewage treatments to 

all of that

Suctioned Saliva!"

I Break Dance ...

...on Enamel!"

"Just because 

all of my Family Members are Hygienists

doesn't mean that I have to

be one too!"

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