“’That’s Right!...Cancel those...Mouth Creatures…Those Bacteria…Nice …And Slow!...And…
…Painfully…Like This!”…
"It's not the
Red Carpet that
has the...
...Magic!...It's the People!"
"Happy Birthday...to those
who have had one...
...and...
to those who
have one coming up!"
"They finished My Pool...
You and Your
‘if I get rid of all Oral Bacteria, I wouldn’t need to brush and floss everyday’
Smiles
are
not leaving food on the
Teeth!
This
'we know the Enemy...and...the Enemy is in Us'
Episode
is
brought to you by Military Dentists
...Ready to Fight!
"Good Day, Dental Students studying
the
Universe of the Oral Cavity!...
How would you
...like to
Immediately
get rid of
all
'Microbe-induced Dental Disease?'"
Now,
one student
quickly
stands up and says,
"where do I
Sign Up?"
"Well, getting rid
of the Bacteria that's
responsible for Dental Disease,
is an
'Admirable Goal,'
but there's one small
hitch! And it's a tiny
tiny hitch...about one Micron long hitch...
...a millionth of a meter long...
And that one small Problem is...Bacteria!
"There are over
700 types of
bacteria, of
all
shapes
and
chacrteristics, plus they
can
communicate
...One would have to use
the
'Nuclear Option'
to get rid of all Oral Bacteria...
...We'd have to
blow
our own
mouths up!...And...
...that's just not Practical!"...
"We all first get Bacteria
introduced into our mouths
as infants...and
they never leave!"
"And,
the unswallowed food
that's left in our mouths
after we eat
is...'gobbled up' by the bacteria there...
It's almost like
feeding the animals
in your mouth
Zoo!"
"The Oral Bacteria of Man
has
evolved over time
with us,
so
we
cannot just
'Cancel the Culture'
of Dental Disease
like that!...And we
must continue to
Floss, Brush, and Rinse
and see your
Dentist and Hygienist
every 6 months to
Control their Numbers!...
...Is that something
that you
can
agree to, Miss?"
"Sound advise,
Professor!"
“There’s really just no escaping
“Will someone be able to tell if I didn’t
wash under my arms today?”
Oh, yes!... Someone will be able to tell!...
…That’s why it’s called
B. O.!...And
I hope HSR is listening!
You get out what you put in!
And if you don’t put in,
you don’t get anything out!...HSR needs to
fully understand this!
But
something happened to him
concerning this during,
"This Is...What A Dentist/Researcher Sees...As...He Uses An...Electron Microscope...To...Look
That 'CoCo' Virus...Right...Dead In The
Eye!..."
in
"Want To Feel Better Right Now?...
...Okay!...
... Just Smile And Say, "I Love You" To
Yourself!...And
This...Will Happen!,"
and way before that,
with,
and even past that,
in
"Mommy!...I Really Did See A Monster Under The Dental Chair!... 
WAS JUST ZIPPING AROUND IN
OUTER SPACE
IN HIS
"SILVER TACHYON"
SPACE
SHIP CRUISER,
AND,
THIS WOMAN,
LAZERIA BLUE,
FROM THE ZOOMERIA CLUSTER,
WARNS HIM THAT
HIS UPCOMING,
SUPPOSEDLY SECRET,
TRANSPORT OF MEGATONS
OF THE SUPER-RARE AND POWERFUL
121-PROTON ELEMENT
"WINGNIUM,"
WHICH DOES,
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
SCARE EVEN SOME OF
THE ELECTRONS CIRCLING IT,
AND
SOME OF THE RESEARCH SCIENTISTS
THAT WORK WITH IT!
...MAINLY BECAUSE OF
ITS HYPERACTIVE,
AND POSSIBLY EXPLOSIVE NUCLEUS!...
...IS NOT A SECRET ANY MORE!
"NOW,"
SAYS LAZERIA BLUE,
"THAT INFORMATION IS NOW
COMMON KNOWLEDGE
AMONG INTERSTELLAR ROGUES,
THIEVES,
AND ASTRO-PIRATES!...
SO BE VIGILANT!"
...
AND HSR,
AS HE IS ABOUT TO
GO BACK TO HEADQUARTERS,
HIS VIRTUAL ASSISTANT, PATHENA,
SAYS TO HSR,
"SHE IS RIGHT, CAPTAIN HSR...
I AM
PICKING UP
MUCH EXTERNAL CHATTER
ABOUT YOUR NEXT
CLASSIFIED MISSION!"
"CLASSIFIED, FOR SURE"
SAYS HSR, SARCASTICALLY!...
NOW,
BACK AT
HEADQUARTERS
WITH THE SHIPMENT...HSR...
GETS FEW ANSWERS
AS TO THE LEAKING
OF THE
TRANSPORT INFO,
ESPECIALLY
FROM THE GUY
AT THE TOP!
"HE DOES SEEM
A LITTLE SHADY...
...LIKE HE WANTS TO
PROFIT
FROM THE HAUL HIMSELF!,"
THINKS HSR.
SO,
JUST BEFORE
THE WINGNIUM TRANSPORT
TO A
SECRET PLANET BY
THE
"STRANGE
NEBULA"
IS ABOUT TO START,
HSR DECIDES TO
DO ONE MORE CHECK
OF THE CARGO
FOR HIMSELF,
SO,
HE GOES DOWN
TO THE WINGNIUM STORAGE AREA,
AND TAKES A LOOK...
AT THE CONTAINERS...
LOOKS INSIDE ONE
OF THE SUBUNITS...
THE WINGNIUM'S RESTLESS
AND UNLIMITED POWERS
UP CLOSE!...
SAYS A VOICE
RIGHT BEHIND HIM...
"I WANT YOU TO
TURN AROUND
REAL SLOWLY,
AND SET THAT
PRETTY UNIT DOWN,
THEN,
I WANT YOU TO
BACK AWAY
LIKE A NICE LITTLE
BOY-TOY SOLDIER, OKAY!...
...YES..YOU'RE HSR...
...I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU... AND I'M
...SINISTERIA!"
SO,
SINCE THIS WINGNIUM STUFF
IS
"PLANET-SHATTERINGLY" EXPLOSIVE...
HSR KNOWS
TO SET IT DOWN REALLY SOFTLY,
THEN,
HE LOOKS AT THE CRAZY-THINKING,
LASER-BLASTER-TOTING
PERSON
WANTING TO TAKE THE STUFF...
...SINSTERIA...
...YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS!"
GRIMACES HSR...
AND
I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME,
TOO, PRETTY BOY,"
LAUGHS THE WINGNIUM THIEF...
AND A COUPLE OF WINGNIUM UNITS
AND SPEAKS
A COMMAND
AND
"POOF!"
AND THE UNITS
DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR,
AND ONTO HER
WAITING SECRET SHIP...
"POOF!"
AGAIN!
THEY
AND THE SPACE SHIP
...ARE GONE!
"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME,"
ASKS HSR
AS THEY RAPIDLY MOVE
THROUGH SPACE...
"I'M TAKING YOU
TO THE MAIN LADY!"
SAYS THE KIDNAPPER...
SO,
GOING TO HER HOME SHIP,
WE HAD TO AVOID SOME
SPACE
JUNK!...
AND
WHEN WE
FINALLY GET
TO HER BASE...
WE WALK DOWN
A HALLWAY
AND
WALK INTO A ROOM...
AND HSR
IS SHOCKED TO SEE 'HER'...
...'THE BOSS!'...
GRAVATEEYA ASKS, “HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO POSITION MY BODY?”
“I’LL TELL YOU…AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!
...I WANT YOU TO
TAKE A SEAT AND FACE ME…
WE ARE GOING
TO
HOLD HANDS!”
NOW,
THEY BOTH ASSUME
THEIR SEATED POSITIONS
FACING EACH OTHER
AND THEY NOW BEGIN
TO HAVE A
'CEREBRAL ENCOUNTER
OF THE
TELEPATHIC KIND,'
FINALLY COMPLETE
THEIR SETTLING-DOWN
TRANSFORMATIONS...
AND "WALAH!"...
NOW...
WE HAVE...
A DANGEROUSLY
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
HSR ASLO
GOES THROUGH
HIS OWN ATTENDANT CHANGES!
AND,
AFTER LOOKING
AT HER REFLECTION
IN A MIRROR
SHE PURRS,
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HSR...
BUT,
THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING
LEFT TO DO!"
...
"HSR," GRAVATEEYA SHOUTS...
"YES, MAM," RESPONDS HSR...
"THE NEW WINGNIUM
SUBUNITS ARE GOING TO
ADD
SUPER DEADLY FORCE TO MY
LASERS...
MAKING THEM...
...'MASERS!'
I AM NOW CLOSE ENOUGH TO
MY
MOST PROXIMATE ENEMY
AND I AM TESTING THE
MASER OUT RIGHT NOW!"...
..."FIRE AT THE SHIP,
SINISTERIA,"
GRAVATEEYA COMMANDS...
..."NOW!"
AND SINISTERIA
GLEEFULLY
PRESSES THE
MASER BUTTON,
MAKING IT
FIRE AWAY!
"SUPER-OUCH!"
SAYS HSR, AS HE SEES
THE CARNAGE
FIRSTHAND!...
...
"NOW, HSR...WHERE
WERE WE?" SAYS GRAVATEEYA...
SO,
HSR THINKS,
"I BETTER GET OUT OF THIS PLACE!...
...I MUST
USE HER NEW CYBERGRAPHICUS
POWERS AGAINST HER!"
NOW, GRAVATEEYA, FEELING
MORE AMOROUS
WITH HER
NEW DISPLAY OF POWER,
WALKS OVER TO HSR AND SAYS,
"TAKE ME
IN YOUR HANDS AGAIN!"
AND HSR SAYS,
"I WANT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL...
THAT...MAY REVEAL...
THE ULTIMATE HEAVENS!"
AND SHE SAYS, "HOW...MY SWEET!"
"I WANT TO
'ACT OUT'
THE
'DEEP DOUBLE NOVA OF THE MIND'
RIGHT NOW!" SAYS HSR...
"OMGOSH!...
I'VE HEARD, BUT NEVER!..."
SAYS A SURPRISED
AND EXCITED GRAVATEEYA!
SO,
HSR IMMEDIATELY COMMENCES
HOLDING HANDS AGAIN
AND
ENTERS INTO A
HERETOFORE UNUSED
PART OF HER
BRAIN WAVE SCAPE
TO PERFORM
THE SECRET BUT
RUMORED TECHNIQUES...
...ENSURING THAT
GRAVATEEYA IS
HAPPILY SLEEPING
FOR
A REAL LONG TIME!
NOW,
WHEN HE THINKS THAT
THE COAST IS CLEAR,
HE LEAVES THE ROOM,
BUT
SOON,
HE SEES
THE DREADED
SINISTERIA AGAIN!
"GRAVATEEYA WANTS TO SEE YOU
IMMEDIATELY...THERE'S A PROBLEM!" HE SAYS...
SO,
SINISTER GOES INTO GRAVATEEYA'S ROOM.
THEN,
HSR SLAMS THE DOOR ON THEM
AND
SHOOTS THE CONTROL PANEL
TO KEEP
THE DOOR LOCKED
FOR A WHILE,
THEN
HE RUNS
TO
SINISTERIA'S
SPORTY SPACE SHIP AND
HE STRAPS IN AND
PRESSES THE
"POOF DRIVE"
AND JUST
VANISHES...LIKE THAT!
SO, NOW...
AS
A VERY RELIEVED
HSR
DISENGAGES THE
"POOF DRIVE"
AND IS NOW
HURTLING SLOWER THROUGH
SPACE,
HE WONDERS,
"WHERE WILL I GO NEXT?"
...
NOW...
HSR
STARTS TO
SLOW DOWN
THEN STOP
IN
SPACE-TIME
AND HE
BEGINS TO
REASSESS
WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH...
"HERE I AM,
IN DEEP SPACE,
IN A STOLEN
SUPER-POTENT SHIP,
AFTER GETTING AWAY
FROM
THE VERY AMBITIOUS
AND VERY BEAUTIFUL
FROM ZOOMERIA
TOLD ME ABOUT THE
SUPPOSEDLY SECRET
WINGNIUM HAUL!"
"SPEAKING OF WINGNIUM," HE CONTINUES,
"I SHOULD GO AND
CHECK
THE CARGO AREA!"
AND...WOW!...TO
HIS SURPRISE...
HE FINDS
THAT
THERE'S A FOUR-PACK OF
WINGNIUM
THAT SINISTERIA
LEFT ON THE SHIP!...MAYBE I SHOULD
TAKE THIS WINGNIUM
BACK TO
HQ,
THEN
VISIT ZOOMERIA
AND CHECK OUT
IMMEDIATELY!
...
NOW,
BACK AT
HQ,
ASTRO-CAPTAIN HSR
HAS AN EMERGENCY MEETING WITH...
THE GUY
AT THE TOP!
“CAPTAIN HSR,
I’VE DECIDED TO TRANSPORT
THE WINGNIUM
IN A COVERT FASHION,”
SAYS
THE MAN AT THE TOP…
“AND HOW DO YOU
PROPOSE TO
DO THAT,”
ASKS HSR.
“I PLAN TO SEND TWO
DECOY SHIPMENTS
WITH SECURITY ESCORTS,
AND
YOU WILL ACTUALLY TRANSPORT
THE REAL WINGNIUM
IN AN OTHERWISE
ROUTINE-LOOKING VESSEL
THAT NO ONE
WILL SUSPECT,”
HE PLANS.
“HOW FAR AWAY IS
THE DESTINATION POINT?”
“THAT’S CLASSIFIED,
BUT,
I’LL GIVE YOU
THE COORDINATES
JUST BEFORE YOU LEAVE,”
THE MAN AT THE TOP
LETS ON…
..."OH
AND YOU WILL
BE ASSISTED
BY ONE
OF OUR NEW
'DIGITAL
COMRADES!'"
...
BUT..WAIT!...
TO COMPLICATE MATTERS,
SINISTERIA
HAS FOLLOWED
HSR TO HIS HEADQUARTERS,
AND SHE
RELAYS THAT INFO
TO
GRAVATEEYA,
"I FOUND WHERE HSR WENT,
AND THE LOCATION WHERE
TONS
OF THAT
WINGNIUM ARE KEPT!"
NOW,
GRAVATEEYA RESPONDS,
"THIS IS A 'FIND OF A MILLENNIUM!'...
...I'LL BE RIGHT OVER
WITH BACK UP!...IT LOOKS LIKE
WE ARE GOING
TO HAVE AN
'EXPLOSIVELY GOOD TIME!'"
BUT SOMEHOW,
THEIR COMMUNICATIONS ARE
PICKED UP BY
LAZERIA BLUE!...
AND SHE NOW KNOWS THAT
THERE'S
BIG TROUBLE AHEAD...
"I'VE GOT TO GET TO HSR
AND TELL HIM
OF THIS NEW TWIST!"
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"I'm a new 'AI'
Tooth Fairy with
“Now that We’ve established some Electromagnetic Bonding,
our Mucopolysaccharide Walls
of Protection
will be up and running
in No Time!”
“That should take care if this infestation…
…for a Week!”
“I’m a New Born Bacteria!...
…Hip Hip Hooray!”
“This new Antibiotic has me
The New Contingent of Military Hygienists is about
as Dangerous as They come!
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