“Oh No!...This Virus Is…More Worse…Than Evil!...It Has ‘Horns’…All Over…That Probably…Have…Needles In Them…That…
...‘Poke And Stick’…Our Cells!
"I must admit
to
My Mixed Feelings!
On One Hand...
...I'm glad to
be here!....
...I'm glad that You
Looked at Me!"
"This Blog...
is Based on
the Love
and on
Love Specifically...
And...
We still need to
not only
Cling to it...
...but to...
Keep freely
giving It Out!"
"Oh, Hi there!...
It's good...
...to see You!...
...Hey...
Why don't we
Grab a Pizza
and...
...talk about Our Options?"
"What is that Glider
doing here in
Spille Beach?"
"Yikes!...
...Bees!...
Don't Sting Me!
Oh, Wait!...I have
something
for You all!...
How 'bout some Honey, Honies!
...There You Go!...
I...
..knew You'd Like It!"
"You've had too much
to eat...
and...
You want Me to
Walk You Home?"
"I've been doing
My Coursework at
The Winge Institute for the Oral Sciences...
...online!
But...
for right now...
I can't show
the other Students...
...How 'Glam' I am!"
"I'm getting to know that
'Flying Virus's Moves,
as it buzzes
around me
here,
so that
I can
cut it in
Three Equal Pieces!"
Your
'The Enemy is here and
It is Around and In Us'
Episode is brought to you
by
some
You and Your
'be careful for what you ask, because
you
may
not get it'
Smiles
are
just trying to get
Money
for Food!
Hey!...
...No ifs, ands, or fall-on-Your-Butts...
...Here's another
one of HSR's Friends that
hangs out with Him too much!
Do not...I repeat...do not
attempt the things that HSR does
on this Show,
then You can't blame Me!
Also
You can't blame Me for
what happened
on
"Want To Feel Better Right Now?...
...Okay!...
... Just Smile And Say, "I Love You" To
Yourself!...And
This...Will Happen!,"
and way before that,
with,
and even past that,
in
"Mommy!...I Really Did See A Monster Under The Dental Chair!...
and all of this is
to also
say that
this following Lady
emotes by saying
to also
say that
this following Lady
emotes by saying
"I hope that
HSR
doesn't
get hurt Today!"
And I emphasize with her...
...but anyway...
...but anyway...
...this all started
when
THE ADVENTUROUS
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS, HSR,
WAS JUST ZIPPING AROUND IN
OUTER SPACE
IN HIS
"SILVER TACHYON"
SPACE
AND,
THIS WOMAN,
FROM THE ZOOMERIA CLUSTER,
WARNS HIM THAT
HIS UPCOMING,
SUPPOSEDLY SECRET,
TRANSPORT OF MEGATONS
OF THE SUPER-RARE AND POWERFUL
121-PROTON ELEMENT
"WINGNIUM,"
WHICH DOES,
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
SCARE EVEN SOME OF
THE ELECTRONS CIRCLING IT,
AND
SOME OF THE RESEARCH SCIENTISTS
THAT WORK WITH IT!
...MAINLY BECAUSE OF
ITS HYPERACTIVE,
AND POSSIBLY EXPLOSIVE NUCLEUS!...
...IS NOT A SECRET ANY MORE!
"NOW,"
SAYS LAZERIA BLUE,
"THAT INFORMATION IS NOW
COMMON KNOWLEDGE
AMONG INTERSTELLAR ROGUES,
THIEVES,
SO BE VIGILANT!"
...
AND HSR,
AS HE IS ABOUT TO
GO BACK TO HEADQUARTERS,
HIS VIRTUAL ASSISTANT, PATHENA,
SAYS TO HSR,
"SHE IS RIGHT, CAPTAIN HSR...
I AM
PICKING UP
MUCH EXTERNAL CHATTER
ABOUT YOUR NEXT
CLASSIFIED MISSION!"
"CLASSIFIED, FOR SURE"
SAYS HSR, SARCASTICALLY!...
NOW,
BACK AT
HEADQUARTERS
WITH THE SHIPMENT...HSR...
GETS FEW ANSWERS
AS TO THE LEAKING
OF THE
TRANSPORT INFO,
ESPECIALLY
FROM THE GUY
AT THE TOP!
"HE DOES SEEM
A LITTLE SHADY...
...LIKE HE WANTS TO
PROFIT
FROM THE HAUL HIMSELF!,"
THINKS HSR.
SO,
JUST BEFORE
THE WINGNIUM TRANSPORT
TO A
SECRET PLANET BY
THE
"STRANGE
NEBULA"
IS ABOUT TO START,
HSR DECIDES TO
DO ONE MORE CHECK
OF THE CARGO
FOR HIMSELF,
SO,
HE GOES DOWN
TO THE WINGNIUM STORAGE AREA,
AND TAKES A LOOK...
AT THE CONTAINERS...
LOOKS INSIDE ONE
OF THE SUBUNITS...
THE WINGNIUM'S RESTLESS
AND UNLIMITED POWERS
UP CLOSE!...
SAYS A VOICE
RIGHT BEHIND HIM...
"I WANT YOU TO
TURN AROUND
REAL SLOWLY,
AND SET THAT
PRETTY UNIT DOWN,
THEN,
I WANT YOU TO
BACK AWAY
LIKE A NICE LITTLE
BOY-TOY SOLDIER, OKAY!...
...YES..YOU'RE HSR...
...I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU... AND I'M
...SINISTERIA!"
SO,
SINCE THIS WINGNIUM STUFF
IS
"PLANET-SHATTERINGLY" EXPLOSIVE...
HSR KNOWS
TO SET IT DOWN REALLY SOFTLY,
THEN,
HE LOOKS AT THE CRAZY-THINKING,
LASER-BLASTER-TOTING
PERSON
WANTING TO TAKE THE STUFF...
SINSTERIA...
...YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS!"
GRIMACES HSR...
AND
I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME,
TOO, PRETTY BOY,"
LAUGHS THE WINGNIUM THIEF...
AND A COUPLE OF WINGNIUM UNITS
AND SPEAKS
A COMMAND
AND
"POOF!"
AND THE UNITS
DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR,
AND ONTO HER
WAITING SECRET SHIP...
"POOF!"
AGAIN!
THEY
AND THE SPACE SHIP
...ARE GONE!
"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME,"
AS THEY RAPIDLY MOVE
"I'M TAKING YOU
TO THE MAIN LADY!"
SAYS THE KIDNAPPER...
SO,
GOING TO HER HOME SHIP,
WE HAD TO AVOID SOME
SPACE
JUNK!...
AND
WHEN WE
FINALLY GET
TO HER BASE...
WE WALK DOWN
A HALLWAY
WALK INTO A ROOM...
AND HSR
IS SHOCKED TO SEE 'HER'...
...'THE BOSS!'...
"HSR...
...IT'S SO GOOD TO
FINALLY SEE YOU,"
SAYS THE EERY ENTITY,
"AND
THANKS FOR THE WINGNIUM...
...NOW...
I AM
ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL
WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE,
BUT
TO DO SOME OF THE THINGS
I NEED TO DO,
I NEED A MORE HUMANOID
TYPE OF BODY...
...MORE HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS,
LIKE YOU...
AND THAT IS WHERE
YOU COME IN, HSR!"
SHE PLOTS...
"EXCUSE ME, MAM...
...I DON'T THINK I KNOW YOU...
...WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
ASKS HSR...
"GRAVATEEYA!"
SHE SAYS BACK,
"AND I WILL SEND SHOCKWAVES
THROUGH ALL OF OUTER SPACE
WITH MY NEW POWERS!
...BUT TO DO THAT,
I NEED TO ALTER MY IMAGE,
SO WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT ME,
THEY WILL BE MESMERIZED...
AND
I'LL LOOK DIFFERENT
IN THE MIRROR!...
SO, HSR...
I NEED YOU
TO "CO-INTEGRATE"
WITH ME
SO THAT
MY PRE-CYBERGRAPHIC BODY
CAN BECOME FULL...
...LIKE YOU!
...YOU MUST DO THIS...
OR
I WILL KILL YOU,"
FINISHES GRAVATEEYA...
AND HSR QUICKLY RESPONDS,
"GRAVATEEYA,
IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS
THE RIGHT WAY...
LET'S NOT
KILL ME AND...
AT LEAST ACT LIKE
WE MAY EVEN
'LOVE'
EACH OTHER,
I'M JUST SAYING,
OKAY?"
"HSR...
MAYBE...OKAY...YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL
THAT THIS IS THE FIRST
TIME THAT...
I HAVE EVER "CO-INTEGRATED"
WITH A
HOMO!"
"CYBERGRAPHICUS!" QUICKLY ADDS HSR,
"HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!"
SO,
THEY CLOSE THE DOOR,
SO A JEALOUS
SINISTERIA
CAN'T WITNESS...
THEN...
THEY...
APPROXIMATE
IN A
GRAND SORT OF WAY!...
AND
BECAUSE THIS IS A
CYBERGRAPHICAL
SITUATION,
THE EFFECTS ON THE ENVIRONMENT
ARE FELT
WAY OUTSIDE OF THE SHIP
AND, NOW...
CELESTIAL STORMS
CULMINATE
AND FULMINATE
LIKE EINSTEIN NEVER IMAGINED...
OR CALCULATED!...
AND HSR AND GRAVATEEYA
GO THROUGH
GREAT LENGTHS!
WHICH MAKES
GRAVATEEYA CHANGE INTO
A MORE CORPOREAL BODY
WHICH NOW CRACKS AND SIZZLES
AND THE SILICONE HYBRID
GASEOUS PLASMA
COMPLEXES OF HER BODY
THEIR SETTLING-DOWN
TRANSFORMATIONS...
AND "WALAH!"...
NOW...
WE HAVE...
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
AND,
AFTER LOOKING
AT HER REFLECTION
IN A MIRROR
SHE PURRS,
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HSR...
BUT,
THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING
LEFT TO DO!"
...
"HSR," GRAVATEEYA SHOUTS...
"YES, MAM," RESPONDS HSR...
"THE NEW WINGNIUM
SUBUNITS ARE GOING TO
ADD
SUPER DEADLY FORCE TO MY
LASERS...
MAKING THEM...
...'MASERS!'
I AM NOW CLOSE ENOUGH TO
MY
MOST PROXIMATE ENEMY
AND I AM TESTING THE
MASER OUT RIGHT NOW!"...
..."FIRE AT THE SHIP,
SINISTERIA"...GRAVATEEYA COMMANDS...
..."NOW!"
AND SINISTERIA
GLEEFULLY
PRESSES THE
MASER BUTTON,
MAKING IT
FIRE AWAY!
NOW,
GRAVATEEYA'S ENEMY'S SHIP
BLOWS UP
INTO TINY BITS!...
TWICE!...
SAYS HSR, AS HE SEES
THE CARNAGE
FIRSTHAND!...
...
"NOW, HSR...WHERE
WERE WE?" SAYS GRAVATEEYA...
SO,
HSR THINKS, "I BETTER GET OUT OF THIS PLACE!...
...I MUST
USE HER NEW CYBERGRAPHICUS
POWERS AGAINST HER!"
NOW, GRAVATEEYA, FEELING
MORE AMOROUS
WITH HER
NEW DISPLAY OF POWER,
WALKS OVER TO HSR AND SAYS,
"TAKE ME
IN YOUR ARMS AGAIN!"
AND HSR SAYS, "
THAT...MAY REVEAL...
THE ULTIMATE HEAVENS!"
AND SHE SAYS, "HOW...MY SWEET!"
"I WANT TO
'ACT OUT'
THE
"DEEP DOUBLE NOVA"
RIGHT NOW!" SAYS HSR...
"OMGOSH!...
I'VE HEARD, BUT NEVER!..."
AND EXCITED GRAVATEEYA!
SO,
HSR IMMEDIATELY COMMENCES
AND
DOES THE SECRET BUT RUMORED TECHNIQUES
...ENSURING THAT
GRAVATEEYA IS
FOR
A REAL LONG TIME!
NOW,
WHEN HE THINKS THAT
THE COAST IS CLEAR,
HE LEAVES THE ROOM,
BUT
SOON,
HE SEES
THE DREADED
SINISTERIA AGAIN!
"GRAVATEEYA WANTS TO SEE YOU
IMMEDIATELY...THERE'S A PROBLEM!" HE SAYS...
SO,
SINISTER GOES INTO GRAVATEEYA'S ROOM,
THEN,
HSR SLAMS THE DOOR ON THEM
AND
SHOOTS THE CONTROL PANEL
TO KEEP
THE DOOR LOCKED
FOR A WHILE,
THEN
HE RUNS
SINISTERIA'S
SPORTY SPACE SHIP AND
HE STRAPS IN AND
PRESSES THE
"POOF DRIVE"
AND JUST
SO, NOW...
AS
A VERY RELIEVED
HSR
DISENGAGES THE
AND IS NOW
HURTLING SLOWER THROUGH
HE WONDERS,
...
NOW...
HSR
STARTS TO
SLOW DOWN
IN
SPACE-TIME
AND HE
BEGINS TO
REASSESS
WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH...
"HERE I AM,
IN DEEP SPACE,
IN A STOLEN
SUPER-POTENT SHIP,
AFTER GETTING AWAY
FROM
THE VERY AMBITIOUS
AND VERY BEAUTIFUL
GRAVATEEYA!..."
AND HE CONTINUES, "MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE HANDLED
THINGS
A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY
AFTER
THAT SLY FOX
LAZERIA BLUE
FROM ZOOMERIA
TOLD ME ABOUT THE
SUPPOSEDLY SECRET
WINGNIUM HAUL!"
"SPEAKING OF WINGNIUM," HE CONTINUES,
"I SHOULD GO AND
CHECK
THE CARGO AREA!"
AND...WOW!...TO
HIS SURPRISE...
HE FINDS
THAT
THERE'S A FOUR-PACK OF
WINGNIUM
THAT SINISTERIA
LEFT ON THE SHIP!...MAYBE I SHOULD
TAKE THIS WINGNIUM
BACK TO
HQ
THEN
VISIT ZOOMERIA
AND CHECK OUT
THE SCENE!...
...BUT I'LL NEED TO STAY
AWAY FROM
PIRATES AND ROBBERS AND
INTERSTELLAR GANGSTERS,
AND ESPECIALLY
BIG-HEADED
ALIENS!"...
AND WITH THAT PLAN,
HE SETS HIS
DASHBOARD
COORDINATES TO ARRIVE
AT
BASE HEADQUARTERS
ALMOST
IMMEDIATELY!
"Get on your
Knees and Pray like Your Life
People and Patients
of the World!...
I'm Mad and Angry!...And...
I'm not taking it anymore!...
That SARS-CoV-2 virus
is
'The Enemy!'...
...I want to see
what
that Virus actually
looks like!...
Up close!...and...
...make him
'Exit Stage Left'
for good!
...Okay, so to
see the body of
the CoCo
I'll need My Trusty
Electron/X-ray Diffracting Microscope
to even see the
'Nano-est' part of
a Nanometer...of that Thing!"
That COVID-19
doesn't Play!
"I'd like to
share something
with You!
...People whose medical status
share something
with You!
...People whose medical status
worsens to
the condition,
the condition,
Acute Resiratory Distress Syndrome (ARDS),
you know...Pneumonia,
need to be hospitalized,
and may require
1) the use of a Ventilator using
a low tidal volume
to keep the alveolar sacs opened, inflated, and aerated.
Also,
2) Neuromuscular Blocking Agents (NMBAs) are used
to temporarily
immobilize or paralyze
immobilize or paralyze
the patient for compliance,
and
3)
the Strategic Positioning of the Patient
the Strategic Positioning of the Patient
to
lie on
their stomachs (prone)
for 17-18 hours a day!
lie on
their stomachs (prone)
for 17-18 hours a day!
This Virus hijacks
a Host's RNA
and directs that RNA to
make more
of Itself!...
over and over
again!"
Who are You Looking at...
...Sucka!"
"We need
need Medicines
to
'End Them!"
But, It will have to happen
at the
Cellular Level!
We need to
'Perfect the Conditions'
so that our various Defensive Cells
can safely
catch and devour
and neutralize
all of them...
...in large numbers...
...that Dastardly Virus!
Our Research Microbiologists
are trying to 'Think Up'
'Novel'
ways
to defeat
this
'Novel'
Beast!...
for helping Me in
the Lab here!...
..Now...Let us
begin the
Focusing Process...
and see what
this
Deadly, yet
Pathetic
Microbe
reveals Itself to be!...
...That's Good!...
Let's zero in
more
and adjust the
Cryogenic Lenses...
That's it...
...It's Coming!
Keep going, Adrian!...
...Yes!...
...And now..
We're refining Our focus as
Sharp as We Can,
and...
...Yikes!
..Will Anyone Believe Me?"...
May you have many...
…”The World is,
and has always been, and
will always be,
...a Dangerous Place!...
But now,
the 'Dangerousness Factor'
has been
a bunch of Notches!”…
..."I'll be in...
...in a Minute!"
..."First a Cookie!...
Then...Hollywood!...
...I just...can't
Contain Myself!"...
..."Doctor Report!...
...I want to hear more about
when You went to
the Bermuda Triangle
to Hunt for Lost Treasure, and
you were
Lost at Sea with
some Pirates, and
You didn't know
what was going to
happen next, and
can you please
let me know what
Happens Next?"...
...smiles!
"Hollywood!...
I'd like for You
to do
something for Me!...
...You say that You
would
Love to?...
...Okay!...I'll think of Something!"
I have the
'Most Vegetative Wings'
of my Tooth Fairy Species!"
"Doctor Dentation!...You Really Live in This Castle In...
...Inchantedlandia?...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"I almost have a
Cure for Caries!"
"Finally!...I have My Own
Regimen of
Hygienist Soldiers!
We are going to
Work Hard
and Play Hard...
...inside of War...
and Outside of War!"
"The North Pole is
So Beautiful this Time of Year!"
"Okay!...You wanna
talk about me?...Go ahead!...
But just wait
until You
go to Sleep!
Then...
...'My Dawgs
in Yo' Mouf are
Gonna Getcha!'"
"This is where
My Sword
meets
Your Monster Neck!"
"Okay, Class,
and You
Residents-in-Training...
...Watch How It's Done!"
"Deep in the
'Fog'
of this 'Sulcular Cytogenic Storm,'
I wait and hide,
ready to Strike
the Enemy!...
...But...
...the
'Novel Bacterium'
some how
still
manages to
Sneak
upon Me!...
...Oh No!..."
"Well...What Did You want to
...Show Me?"
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