...Past Due Bills!"...
"My...
It's so Peaceful and
Fresh out here...
...and
it Feels Like
All Good Things are
Possible!
I should
come out to
this Great Space
more often!
The Synergy here
may make one
come to a
'Greater Realization'
about
some
Important Things!...
...I'm coming Back Tomorrow!"
"I like
'Roaming Around'
Mother Nature, too!...
The Fresh Air
helps Me
to gain
Fresh Perspectives!
And I now
see Doctor Report
in a New Light!
I didn't know that
He is So Deep!"
"Would You
touch Me
with a
'Ten Foot Pole?'
...How about a
Six-foot Pole?...
"Howdy, Neighbor!...
...Can I
'Borrow a Little Sugar?'"
"I work in
Doctor Danny Dentation's
Dental Office...but
We haven't been
treating
any Patients lately.
I really Miss Them...
They are like Family!
I want
Life to be Good Again!"
Some Curves were
never
meant to be Flattened!"
"I want to go with
HSR to
the Zoomeria Star Cluster,
like he did last week!
But...
with Him,
I'd take
a slower,
More Romantic Route!"
"When the
'Going Gets Tough,'
just
fill up Your Tanks
With Love!"
"Oh No!...
Don't tell Me that
they just
canceled the Philharmonic Season?"
You and Your
'HSR better keep washing
His Hands frequently,
and
changing his Toothbrush
with regularity
or else
He might catch
the
'HeeBeeJeeBees...or worse!'
Smiles
are
Moving
with Great Care!
Your
'Mysterious and Menacing Microbe'
Episode
is
brought to you by
silent but
'Ugly-Occupant-Filled'
Petri Dishes!
If You really want to
Fail, Big Time,
just go ahead
and keep...
...!
That's Right, People!...
'Picket!'...
...Don't
'Pick it!'
Ha ha!...
Anyway,
back a while ago ,
HSR
'Did Some Stuff,'
in
This World Is So Cold And Cruel...That... Sometimes...Your Smile...Has To
Be...
...'Slick...And ...Tricky'...
...Just...
...To Survive!...
And He also did some
of that 'Same Stuff'
during
"Thanks For My Bangin’ New Smile,
Dentist, Man!…
Now Girls Are
Calling Me
Left
and Right! Part 4.,"
And that
'Stuff' He is doing
consists of
TRYING TO
FIGURE HIS WAY OUT
OF A
DARK AND COLD
MEDIEVAL-LOOKING CASTLE,
BY GOING ROOM TO ROOM,
AND
HOPING THAT HE’LL
FINALLY FIND
THE MAIN EXIT,
BUT,
EACH TIME HE ENTERS ONE ROOM,
WHICH INVARIABLY CONTAINS
AN UNEXPECTED
AND MENACING MONSTER...
HE,
SO FAR,
HAS BEEN ABLE TO
EXTRICATE HIMSELF
AND ESCAPE OUT OF
ALL OF THOSE ROOMS,
BUT NO ROOMS YET,
HAVE AN EXIT!
OKAY...SO,
HE KEEP ON GOING INTO
A NEW ROOM
AND FINDING
ANOTHER TYPE OF YUCKY LIVING THING,
WHICH WANTS TO
KEEP HSR,
AND DO UNKNOWABLE
THINGS TO HIM,
SO,
IN THE LATEST ROOM,
WE FIND HSR
TRYING TO GET AWAY
FROM SOMETHING LARGE
THAT SLITHERS
AND DRAGS ITSELF ON THE FLOOR,
BUT THE ROOM
IS DARK,
SO HE CAN’T SEE ANYTHING,
AND HE SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY,
AND BLINDLY,
WALKS,
TOUCHING THE WALL
AS HE GOES ALONG TO FIND,
ANOTHER DOOR TO ESCAPE
TO THE OUTSIDE!...
BUT, NOW,
AS HE
FINALLY FINDS
THE DOORKNOB OF A NEW DOOR,
TO GET OUT OF THIS ROOM,
HE FEELS A
WET AND SLIMY TENTACLE,
AND
HOPING THAT HE’LL
FINALLY FIND
THE MAIN EXIT,
BUT,
EACH TIME HE ENTERS ONE ROOM,
WHICH INVARIABLY CONTAINS
AN UNEXPECTED
AND MENACING MONSTER...
SO FAR,
HAS BEEN ABLE TO
EXTRICATE HIMSELF
AND ESCAPE OUT OF
ALL OF THOSE ROOMS,
BUT NO ROOMS YET,
HAVE AN EXIT!
OKAY...SO,
HE KEEP ON GOING INTO
A NEW ROOM
AND FINDING
ANOTHER TYPE OF YUCKY LIVING THING,
KEEP HSR,
AND DO UNKNOWABLE
THINGS TO HIM,
SO,
IN THE LATEST ROOM,
WE FIND HSR
TRYING TO GET AWAY
FROM SOMETHING LARGE
THAT SLITHERS
AND DRAGS ITSELF ON THE FLOOR,
BUT THE ROOM
IS DARK,
SO HE CAN’T SEE ANYTHING,
AND HE SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY,
AND BLINDLY,
WALKS,
TOUCHING THE WALL
AS HE GOES ALONG TO FIND,
ANOTHER DOOR TO ESCAPE
TO THE OUTSIDE!...
BUT, NOW,
AS HE
FINALLY FINDS
THE DOORKNOB OF A NEW DOOR,
TO GET OUT OF THIS ROOM,
HE FEELS A
WET AND SLIMY TENTACLE,
SLITHERING UP HIS LEG,
AND UNDER HIS PANTS,
SO
HE SCREAMS LOUDLY
AND 'HIGH-NOTEY'...
LIKE A SOPRANO,
THEN HE
KICKS THE TENTACLE
WITH HIS OTHER FOOT,
BUT,
ANOTHER TENTACLE GRABS THAT OTHER FOOT,
SO NOW,
HE’S IN A 'BIG VAT'
OF TROUBLE,
BUT FORTUNATELY,
HIS HANDS
FINALLY FIND
ANOTHER DOOR AND DOORKNOB
WHICH LEADS,
YES,
TO ANOTHER ROOM!...
SO,
HE TWISTS THE KNOB,
AND THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN,
LETTING IN A LOT OF LIGHT,
AND UNDER HIS PANTS,
SO
HE SCREAMS LOUDLY
AND 'HIGH-NOTEY'...
LIKE A SOPRANO,
THEN HE
KICKS THE TENTACLE
WITH HIS OTHER FOOT,
BUT,
ANOTHER TENTACLE GRABS THAT OTHER FOOT,
SO NOW,
HE’S IN A 'BIG VAT'
OF TROUBLE,
BUT FORTUNATELY,
HIS HANDS
FINALLY FIND
ANOTHER DOOR AND DOORKNOB
WHICH LEADS,
YES,
TO ANOTHER ROOM!...
SO,
HE TWISTS THE KNOB,
AND THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN,
LETTING IN A LOT OF LIGHT,
WHICH SCARES
AND MAKES
THE SLITHERING AND TENTACLED MONSTER
WRAPPED AROUND HIS LEGS,
QUICKLY LET GO,
WHICH IS A GOOD THING,
SO,
HSR HIGH STEPS IT
OUT OF THERE
INTO THE NEXT ROOM,
WHICH HAS ENOUGH LIGHT
TO SEEM LIKE
IT’S OUTSIDE,
BUT IT’S NOT,
SO HE’S GLAD,
AT LEAST,
TO GET TENTACLE-FREE,
BUT,
WHAT WAITS FOR HIM
IN THE NEW ROOM NOW
IS
A WOMAN SEATED
AT
A TABLE
WORKING WITH
SOME
CARDS!
AND THAT LADY
REMINDS HSR
OF A HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND HE
ONCE KNEW!...
NOW, SHE LOOKS UP
AND CONCENTRATES ON HSR,
AND SAYS,
"WELCOME VISITOR!...
PICK A CARD...
...ANY CARD!..."
THEN,
HSR THINKS
CAUTIOUSLY
FOR A SECOND OR TWO...
OH MY...
...NOW...
HIS ATTENTION
TURNS TO
A CREATURE
IN A CORNER NOT TOO
FAR FROM
HIM!...
AND THE SOOTH SAYER LADY
SAYS TO HSR,
"OH, DON'T MIND HIM...
HE'S ONLY HUNGRY!..."
HSR THEN TURNS
HIS ATTENTION
BACK TO THE CARDS...
AND HE CHOOSES ONE
AND
TURNS IT OVER...
NOW, THE WOMAN SAYS,
"YOU JUST
PICKED THE CARD THAT
DIRECTS YOU TO
ENTER DOOR NUMBER TWO!"
AND HSR ASKS ,
"WELL, WHAT IF
I WANT TO GO
THROUGH
DOOR NUMBER ONE?"
"YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO
COME BACK OUT,
AND GO THROUGH DOOR #2!,
SHE ASSURES...
SO, HSR
WALKS SLOWLY
TO
DOOR #2,
AND TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR,
BUT IT
WON'T BUDGE!...
THEN SUDDENLY,
A TRAP DOOR
OPENS BENEATH HIM
AND
'HITS BOTTOM!'
THEN,
USING SOME OF
HIS RESERVE ENERGY,
HSR GETS UP AND LOOKS
AROUND THE ROOM
AND THERE'S
A WINDOW!...HIP HIP HOORAY!
"MAYBE I CAN ESCAPE
THROUGH THAT WINDOW!"
SO HE MAKES A DASH FOR IT...
BUT THIS THING
JUMPS IN FRONT OF HIM!
NOW,
THE PETRIFIED HSR,
SCREAMS,
AND RUNS TO
ANOTHER VISIBLE
DOOR
AND
SLAMS IT SHUT
AFTER HE GOES THROUGH IT!
AND EVERYTHING'S QUIET...UNTIL...
HE HEARS SOME SLOW,
BUT,
HEAVY
BREATHING BEHIND HIM..
AND HE TURNS AROUND
AND SEES
ONE SCARY DUDE!
...THEN
HSR HEARS
ONE PERSON OFF
TO THE SIDE SAY,
"HEY...
TRY AND
COME THIS WAY!"
AND MAKES
THE SLITHERING AND TENTACLED MONSTER
WRAPPED AROUND HIS LEGS,
QUICKLY LET GO,
WHICH IS A GOOD THING,
SO,
HSR HIGH STEPS IT
OUT OF THERE
INTO THE NEXT ROOM,
WHICH HAS ENOUGH LIGHT
TO SEEM LIKE
IT’S OUTSIDE,
BUT IT’S NOT,
SO HE’S GLAD,
AT LEAST,
TO GET TENTACLE-FREE,
BUT,
WHAT WAITS FOR HIM
IN THE NEW ROOM NOW
IS
A WOMAN SEATED
AT
A TABLE
WORKING WITH
SOME
CARDS!
AND THAT LADY
REMINDS HSR
OF A HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND HE
NOW, SHE LOOKS UP
AND CONCENTRATES ON HSR,
AND SAYS,
"WELCOME VISITOR!...
PICK A CARD...
...ANY CARD!..."
THEN,
HSR THINKS
CAUTIOUSLY
FOR A SECOND OR TWO...
OH MY...
...NOW...
HIS ATTENTION
TURNS TO
A CREATURE
IN A CORNER NOT TOO
FAR FROM
HIM!...
AND THE SOOTH SAYER LADY
SAYS TO HSR,
"OH, DON'T MIND HIM...
HE'S ONLY HUNGRY!..."
HSR THEN TURNS
HIS ATTENTION
BACK TO THE CARDS...
AND HE CHOOSES ONE
AND
TURNS IT OVER...
NOW, THE WOMAN SAYS,
"YOU JUST
PICKED THE CARD THAT
DIRECTS YOU TO
ENTER DOOR NUMBER TWO!"
AND HSR ASKS ,
"WELL, WHAT IF
I WANT TO GO
THROUGH
DOOR NUMBER ONE?"
"YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO
COME BACK OUT,
AND GO THROUGH DOOR #2!,
SHE ASSURES...
SO, HSR
WALKS SLOWLY
TO
DOOR #2,
AND TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR,
BUT IT
WON'T BUDGE!...
THEN SUDDENLY,
A TRAP DOOR
OPENS BENEATH HIM
AND
...NOOOOO!...
HE FALLS
UNTIL HE
THEN,
USING SOME OF
HIS RESERVE ENERGY,
HSR GETS UP AND LOOKS
AROUND THE ROOM
AND THERE'S
A WINDOW!...HIP HIP HOORAY!
"MAYBE I CAN ESCAPE
THROUGH THAT WINDOW!"
SO HE MAKES A DASH FOR IT...
BUT THIS THING
JUMPS IN FRONT OF HIM!
NOW,
THE PETRIFIED HSR,
SCREAMS,
AND RUNS TO
ANOTHER VISIBLE
DOOR
AND
SLAMS IT SHUT
AFTER HE GOES THROUGH IT!
AND EVERYTHING'S QUIET...UNTIL...
HE HEARS SOME SLOW,
BUT,
HEAVY
BREATHING BEHIND HIM..
AND HE TURNS AROUND
AND SEES
ONE SCARY DUDE!
...THEN
HSR HEARS
ONE PERSON OFF
TO THE SIDE SAY,
"HEY...
TRY AND
...
HSR SLOWLY
GOES INTO THE ROOM THAT
THIS GUY INVITES HIM
INTO
BUT
IT’S DARK,
AND THAT PERSON IS
TOO MUCH IN
‘THE SHADOWS’ TO SEE,
BUT…
THE GUY ASKS HSR,
“WHAT IS YOUR NAME
AND…
…WHAT IS
YOUR BUSINESS HERE, SIR?”
“I’M HSR…AND…
I’M JUST TRYING TO GET
OUT OF THIS
DANG MANSION!”
NOW THE GUY SAY,
“I AM TRAPPED IN HERE,
MYSELF, BUT
I JUST CAN’T
GO ANY FURTHER NOW!...
BUT,
I HEAR THAT
THERE MAYBE A WAY OUT!”
“AND WHICH WAY IS THAT,
IF YOU
DON’T MIND
ME ASKING?”
“OKAY, HSR, GO TO
THIS NEXT HALLWAY
AND YOU WILL
GET TO
SOME STAIRS…JUST
GO DOWN TO THE
BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS
AND GO THROUGH
THE ONLY DOOR THERE!”
“THANKS,”
SMILES HSR,
“YOU SURE THAT YOU
DON’T WANT TO
ESCAPE WITH ME?”
“I DON’T WANT TO, SIR…
…I LEARNED MY LESSON!"
NOW,
HSR HEADS DOWN THE
HALLWAY AND COMES TO
THE STAIRS, AND THEN
HE LOOKS DOWN…
“OMGOSH!...
THAT’S A
LONG WAY DOWN!”
SO, HE
STARTS HIS DESCENT
AND HE
PASSES BY
SOME HEAVY
SPIDER AND
COBWEBS
AND
HE SEES SEVERAL RATS SCATTER
AND
HE PASSES BY
A STRANGE PAINTING
ON THE WALL,
AND HE KEEPS GOING
AND OOPS!...
HE SEES
INSIDE A
HOLE IN THE WALL
WHERE
A PERSON IS HAVING
HOLE IN THE WALL
WHERE
A PERSON IS HAVING
CONNIPTIONS!
NOW HE WALKS A LITTLE FASTER…
AND IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES,
HE FINALLY
REACHES THE LAST STEP
THEN
HE LOOKS AT
THE DOOR,
AND SLOWLY
TURNS THE KNOB
AND OPENS IT,
AND,
THE DOOR SQUEALS LOUDLY
LIKE IT
MAY BE
WARNING
ANYONE THERE
THAT
THAT
SOMEONE’S ENTERING!...
NOW,
THIS ROOM
IS DARK, TOO,
THIS ROOM
IS DARK, TOO,
BUT
HE SEES SOME PLANTS
AND THEN OTHER
PLANTS,
AND THEN A
WOMAN WALKS UP TO HSR
AND SPEAKS,
"HELLO THERE, SIR!...
PLEASE COME IN...TO MY
MICROBIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTAL LABORATORY PREMISES!...
...AS WE DELVE INTO OUR
DOUBLE-BLIND STUDIES TOGEHER...
AND SPEAKS,
"HELLO THERE, SIR!...
PLEASE COME IN...TO MY
MICROBIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTAL LABORATORY PREMISES!...
...AS WE DELVE INTO OUR
DOUBLE-BLIND STUDIES TOGEHER...
…I’LL 'BE STRAIGHT'...
...WITH YOU!...
…AND I HOPE THAT...
...YOU'LL 'BE STRAIGHT'...
...WITH ME!"...
"I long for the Days when
We could roll
on the grass
and play in the dirt
and
even eat
'Mud Pies,'
with no consequences!"
"Let the
'Good Times' Roll!"
"Yeah, Baby!...
I have
a
Brand-New
Dental Practice
with quite a
Waiting Room
View,
and
Happy Pediatric
Patients
and many
satisfied Adults, too!
"My Assistants really
Love it here!
"And the Hygienists here
take their jobs
very seriously!
"Need Drilling and Filling?...
No...
...Problem!
"It really feels that
Everyone's
'On a Roll!'...
...And I'm just
'Raking in the Dough!'
Plus, everyone is getting
regular Bonuses and Stuff!...
"...But!...And
it's the
'Biggest But'
I have ever Seen, Witnessed, or Experienced!...
..This Virus...
...This CoCo...
is making everything go from
this
to
This!...
"Kids can't
see Me...
...And My Adult Patients...
...if They have
an Emergency...
They are, for now.
'S. O. L.'"
"I mean...
there's so much of
'This Emptiness'
going around that,
yes,
the Whole World is hurting!...
...Badly!
...Including My
Dental Staff People!...
"I saw this sign today
and...
I don't like it!
"Yes!...
Every one on this Ark
called Earth...
needs
Deep Strength!"
"However ,
I remember the Words
of this Great Pastor...
"Keep the Faith,
Members of the Flock...
...for...
it is Always Darkest...
...before
The New Dawns!"
....So...'The Struggle' continues!"....
May you have many...
..."Doctor Report is a
Gemini...And so are We!
But I wonder
who is the Luckiest...
Him...or...Us?"...
..."Getting closer than
Six Feet is
sort of like...
...Living Dangerously, right?"...
..."I'd like to
introduce you
to
My Friend Nikki!"...
..."Summer's almost here
and
I hope that the
Beaches will be open!...
But if they aren't
I'll just
sashay on
My Patio!...
...smiles!
"Everything
that Glitters
may not be Gold...
...but...
"Me?...Why I'm a Tooth Fairy for
The Vikings!"
"I Hope That HSR
Passes By My Light House
When He Decides,
In A Future Post
To Go Sailing!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Things Are Starting To
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Dang!...New Infective Agents
are
'Raining Down From The Sky'
in this Person's Mouth!"
'Constant Battle Readiness'
Stress
is why I started Smoking!
...Here's a
Light!
I guess that
I'm
picking up
some of 'Your Naughty Ways!'...
So...
what else
You feel like doin'!"
"Our Hygienist Army has
lost over
600 Members to these Wars!"
"I'm telling My Mom that
this Outfit that
She
made for Me
has just
Won the
'Best Battle Hygienist Uniform Award!'"
"Hey!...
...My
'Secret Sauce'
is so Tasty...
it's...
'To Die For!'"
"Take That!...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ s!"
"You sure are
Lovely!"
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