Friday, April 16, 2021

A Dentist Is Now...Accepting Payments...With Bitcoin...Stocks...Artwork...Real Estate...And... Especially...This...One Thing!*...

"Come One...Come All...I Will..Take You...And...Put You...In My... 

...Safe Deposit Box!"...




























"This Ascent, and my Career are

both going up!"








































“I’m feeling a little Toasty now…  

…Think I’ll Turn Over!”






























The ‘Nature of my Mind’ includes 

the Leaves in the Wind!”





























You and Your

 ‘wealth comes in many 

Forms’ 

Smiles 

are 

counting 

the Ways!

























































This

'make it Financially Rain'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Brokers, Dealers, Agents, and Sales People 



of all kinds!























































































“Hi there, People!... 


I am 



on my way to 



my Dental 



Office right now! 


I really like practicing Dentistry! And 


I have done so for years 


and 


I am noticing some changes in My Profession. 


Of course, COVID has 


had an enormous impact on 


Dental Offices and especially 


Dental 



Schools. 


I’ve even noticed how patients 


are 'evolving' 


in how 


they want to pay for 


Services. 


With some of the Treatment Plans 


that I perform, 


some costing $100,000 or more, 


patients are asking 


to pay in different ways. 


I have patients 



who 


now use 


Bitcoin 



to settle their accounts. 


But... 


...I know that 


Bitcoin can 


shoot up in value, 


or stay the same,

and even


 lose value…


...all in the same Trading Day! 


Several clients have paid 


by transferring 


Stocks to me 


from Google, 



Apple, 



and even 



Tesla! 


I have even accepted Fine Art Paintings. 


One is an original 


oil-on-canvas painting


of 


Prince James III of England by 



Francois de Troy, 


and another Client,


 who requires extensive and 


ongoing Therapy, 


gave me


an 'absolutely-real-looking' 


painting of


Charing Cross Bridge 



signed by 'Claude Monet,'


and,


I hear that 


it's supposed to be 'lost'


or unaccounted for...




So,


I stopped and


very closely


examined the oil brush strokes,


then


immediately asked him,


"Is this authentic," 


and he told me,


"Ask me no Questions and


I'll tell you no Lies!"


Well...that one, I keep in my private space!..."





"Believe it or not,


one elderly couple 



gave me a


rural house in Iceland


and added,


"It's just 



too much of a burden now!""




And...


this other Patient offers to


take me 


on special trips with his 


Super Yacht that 



doubles as a Sub!"





"Oh, yes!...And that other

'One Thing*'... that

I would like to accept...well..

...a patient, who is an

avid 

Car Collector,

knew which Vintage car 

that I liked,

and he came by the office 

one day and settled

his $60,000 bill

with

a running

and Mint-Condition 

1954 Nash Metropolitan


in the primary colors 

of blue,


Yellow

...and Red!...Man...I was Gobsmacked!"


"OMGosh!...

...Really, People!...I must say...that...

...Dentistry has been

Good to Me!"















































Love Toothbrush®                                        



























...Keep those Packs

of those Stacks

falling Your Way in Bunches!































Some Assets can soar in value, 


while Currency Values 


may decrease over time 


because of 



Inflation.



That's right! Inflation 

is the

cost of everything going up!

And this makes everyone 

want to 'Holler!'


HSR certainly did 'Holler,'

but this time,

for other reasons...

in the Post,

"The Winge Institute...For The...Oral Sciences!...  


...The...World's...'Most Unique'...Virtual/Cyber 


Dental School!'...  



... Part 1...

and before that in,

"Tell Me The Truth!...Now...What Would You Do...


Without...Your...Friendly, 



Neighborhood Dentist?"

and even before that,

in

"Billions Of People Can 

Stop Snoring Tonight…

With This One Simple Trick 

Of The Tongue!,"

AND THERE,

HSR NEEDS MORE HELP!...

...THIS TIME...

...HELP IN SLEEPING SOUNDLY!

...BECAUSE, NOW...

HE HAS

SOME ISSUES TO RESOLVE,

HOWEVER,

HE REALLY DOESN'T

CLEARLY KNOW WHAT

THOSE ISSUES ARE,

SO SOMETHING 

TELLS HIM TO

'GO TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP,'


AND SEE IF 

HE CAN HAVE SOME

'RESOLUTION OF HIS

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!'...

SO, 

HE GETS TO ONE

EXTREMELY HIGH


MOUNTAIN,

AND HE LOOKS AROUND,


AND

SEES OTHER 

MOUNTAINS 


AROUND 


HIM,

AND WITH

ALL OF THAT

HIGH-ALTITUDE,

'RARIFIED AIR,'

HE GETS A LITTLE 

LIGHT-HEADED AND 



SLEEPY!...

AND,

AT FIRST,

IN HIS

'SOMNIA,'

HE DREAMS ABOUT

'NORMAL STUFF,'

LIKE

THIS 



AND 


THIS AND

THIS,


BUT, 

CREEPING

INTO HIS SLUMBER,

SOME ODD VISIONS 


APPEAR!


AND IT IS 

WITH THESE


UNPREDICTABLE,

AND SOMETIMES 

'SHOCKING,'

MANIFESTATIONS

 THAT,

SOME INSIGHTS,

OR MAYBE

EVEN WARNINGS...


MAY COME TO HIM!...



NOW...

FROM ANOTHER PART OF

HIS

DREAMY SUBCONSCIOUSNESS...

...WHAT'S THIS!...


...SOME

ALIENS APPEAR,



...DO THEY...WANT TO INTERVENE?...

OR...

ABDUCT HSR?...

...OR...

...EVEN PRY INTO HIS BRAIN?...


...OR...?...




HEY!...

HSR!...WE NEED YOU TO



WAKE UP!...

AND MAYBE

LOOK AT THE

ENDURING MOUNTAINS

FOR

SPIRITUAL STRENGTH!...


BUT...

...IT LOOKS LIKE

HE MIGHT HAVE TO

'SETTLE THINGS'

AGAINST THE

'AMORPHOUS AND INTRUDING



FORCES'

BY HIMSELF,

TO OVERCOME

THE FRICTION THAT'S INSIDE OF HIM!




...



...NEXT UP IN HSR'S 

SLEEPING HEAD,

IS A VISION

OF AN



ANT 'DANCING' WITH HIM!


THEN, SUDDENLY...

A PSYCHIATRIST

IN HIS DREAM

SAYS,

"AFTER LOOKING AT

YOUR PROFILE, SIR,

I'M COMING TO THE CONCLUSION

THAT

WHAT YOU NEED

IS TO

MORE CONSISTENTLY

ALIGN YOURSELF

MORE WITH YOUR

'CORE BELIEFS,'

AND

TRY NOT TO

'FIND YOUR WAY'

THROUGH

THE CHAOS

AND COMPLICATIONS

THROUGH

'FUSSY CONNECTIONS'

WITH OTHERS!...

YES...

SETTLE



YOUR SELF DOWN

BY SINGULARLY

DIRECTING

YOUR

SIGNIFICANT AND NATURAL

COGNITIVE

FORCES

IN

A UNIFIED DIRECTION

TO ACHIEVE

AN

UNDISTURBED

STATE OF BEING!...

SO WHEN,

'UNENVISIONED INTERSECTIONALITIES'

OCCUR...AND THEY WILL...

YOUR



'WHOLE BEING' WILL

REMAIN

UNPERTURBED!"




AND AFTER THAT

INTERACTION,

ANOTHER

'SWIRLING COSMOLOGICAL VORTEX'

SAYS TO SLEEPY HSR,

"I HAVE MY EYES ON YOU!...

AND I WANT YOU TO



'SEE PAST' ALL OF THE

DISTRACTIONS OF

DAILY



LIFE ON EARTH, AND

ENGAGE AND CONNECT WITH

THE

BEAUTIFUL



OUTER SPACE!...

...YOU, HSR, ARE AN

OUT OF THE BOX THINKER, I KNOW!...

...YOU ASK QUESTIONS LIKE,

"IF THIS IS A REPRESENTATION

OF THE UNIVERSE, WELL,



WHAT'S ALL THAT SPACE

OUTSIDE OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE

A LIMIT?"...

...HSR, I NEED YOU TO



CONTINUE BEING THE WAY YOU ARE!...

...JUST BE MINDFUL OF

ALL OF THE



'STUFF OUT HERE!'...AND REALIZE THAT,

FOR THERE TO BE A

SELF-SUSTAINING

TRANQUILITY ON EARTH,

THERE MUST BE

A COUNTERING

AND

MIND-NUMBING

CELESTIAL VIOLENCE

ELSEWHERE,

WHICH IS

AT ONCE, MYSTERIOUS

AND

AWE-INSPIRING!...

...IT'S NOT

NECESSARY TO

 TRY AND  UNDERSTAND

ALL OF THE 

'NANO' OF THINGS...

...JUST...

ACCEPT THE WONDERFUL!"






AND NOW,

ANOTHER 

'FORCE OF THE COSMOS'

CHIMES IN,

SAYING,

"THERE IS NO ONE ELSE LIKE YOU, 

YOUNG MAN!...

I SEE THAT



YOUR NEURAL


CIRCUITRY 

MAKES YOU YEARN 

FOR A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THINGS!...AND THAT'S GOOD!

HOWEVER,

JUST REMEMBER THAT

YOU ARE NOT


ALONE!...AND THAT...YOU, HSR...

ARE A GRAND PART OF


 WHAT MAKES

EVERYTHING


HAVE A

SUBSTANCE 

AND A

'RELATIVISTIC GLOW!'"





OKAY...SO THE STILL



 'UNWOKE'

...HSR  MUST

SEE DEEPER INSIDE ...

AND OUTSIDE

OF HIMSELF,

WITH HIS OWN

MULTIPLE EYES,

TO ACHIEVE THAT 

'HARMONIOUS ONENESS'


WITH THE UNIVERSE!





...




AND AFTER A BIT

OF THAT MIND STUFF,

HSR WAKES UP AND IS

STILL IN AWE

OF THE VIEW


AND THEN SAYS, 

"I BETTER PITCH MY TENT

AND FIX UP SOME GRUB

FOR MY HUNGRY SELF!"




SO,

AFTER SETTING UP THE TENT

BEFORE


SUNSET,

HE GETS OUT HIS

STERNO GEAR

AND MAKES HIS STOMACH

THREE SERVINGS OF

SOME 


'GOOD COOKING!'...

WHICH,

AFTER A WHILE,

MAKES HIM SATISFIED,

AND HE THINKS,

"COMING UP HERE

IS VERY

'SELF AFFIRMING!'




AND AFTER USING

HIS PHONE SOME,

HE FEELS LIKE LAYING DOWN...

BUT AS SOON AS 

HE WRAPS UP

FOR WARMTH,

HERE COMES THE 


'SAND MAN!'




NOW, 

THE VIEW FROM

BEHIND HIS 

CLOSED EYELIDS

SHOWS


SOME STRANGE


AND UNDULATING


SIGHTS!





NEXT...

FEELING LIKE A


TOURIST,

HE IS 

ENTERTAINED BY THE


CITY SCAPE!

WHERE A WOMAN

COMES UP TO HIM

AND SAYS,


"HEY THERE!...

IT'S DANCE TIME!"



AND  HSR RESPONDS,

"ALRIGHT!"





"ENOUGH OF THE SILLY DREAM STUFF,"

SAYS


THIS NEXT VISION, 

"FOR SOME

REAL FUN AND 

MEANING,


PLEASE...

WALK THROUGH 

THIS DOOR 

...AT ONCE!"



NOW, 

HSR TRIES AND TRIES,

AND AFTER FINALLY

MAKING IT THROUGH,

THIS WOMAN

SAYS,

"...HERE...TAKE MY HAND...

AND...LET'S GO!"



















































May you have many...

...Smiles!

















































"I'm Lost!... 

Do you know the way to the

Nearest Freeway?"

























































































"We have Trillions of Soldiers!...


...We must Win!"













"Down here,

deep in the Dark Sulcus,


...it's always been the 

Wild Wild West!"

















"We're looking for the

Last bits of the


Cake and Ice Cream

our Host just ate!"

















"I'm going to need Every Bit of my Powers to


Win against All Them!"














"I'm Speed Reading...


...How to Defeat The Humans!"











































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