Last time we covered "Wow! 50 Shades Of Lips! Part 2. (Olympics Edition)," your "okay, I know what to do when Nature calls, but what invariably happens when we call on Nature?" smile, picked up on the action of HSR AND HIS FRIEND, CALEB, AND THEY ARE FLYING OUT FOR A COUPLE OF SHOWS IN MILAN TO HELP OUT A WORLD FAMOUS, YET TIGHTLY-WOUND, TYPE-A-PERSONALITY FASHION DESIGNER
AND CALEB AND HSR DON'T TALK DURING THE WHOLE TRIP BECAUSE ...
THEY'RE TOO BUSY SAWING LOGS!...
THEN, AFTER THE UNEVENTFUL FLIGHT, AS THEY WERE PASSING THROUGH THE AIRPORT AREA, A CUTE CUSTOMS AGENT PULLS HSR OVER FOR A PROLONGED FRISKING,
AND AFTERWARD, SHE SLIPS HIM HER PHONE NUMBER IF HE WANTS A "MORE INTIMATE AND MORE DETAILED EXAMINATION!"...
AND CALEB NOTICES THE EXTRA ATTENTION THAT HSR JUST GOT, AND HE SAYS, "HSR, SHE DIDN'T EVEN USE GLOVES ON YOU!...
HER WARM HANDS PROBABLY FELT GOOD TO YOU, EHH!"
THEN, THEY GRAB A TAXI AND HEAD ON OVER TO THE HOTEL...
AND THEY SEE SOME BEAUTIFUL SIGHTS IN THE ONE AND ONLY HISTORICAL MILAN, LIKE
AND
AND
THEN, THEY ARRIVE AT THEIR HOTEL
AND SOME CUTE GIRLS AT THE CHECK-IN DESK SMILE BIG AT CALEB AND HSR AND ASK...
"OH, YOU'RE WITH THE FAHION SHOW!"
AND THEY ADD, "WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOUR STAY IN MILAN THE BEST YOU EVER HAD!...
...HERE'S SOME TICKETS TO OUR COMPLIMENTARY MUD BATHS AND MESSAGES...
THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE BRAND NEW ALL OVER AGAIN!"...
"WELL THANKS," SAY HSR AND CALEB...
"MAN, HSR, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STAY FOCUSED," WARNS CALEB...
"CAUSE ALL OF THESE SUPER GORGEOUS WOMEN ARE COMING AT US LEFT AND RIGHT!...
AND HSR ANSWERS, "YOU BET, CALEB, I'MA HAVE MYSELF A GOOD 'OL BORING TIME!" PLAYFULLY WINKS HSR!...
NOW, A LADY BELL HOP
THEN HELPS THEM WITH THEIR BAGS TO THEIR ROOM...
AND AFTER A WHILE IN THEIR ROOM JUST TALKING AND LAUGHING...
THEY GET A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ...
AND AFTER OPENING THE DOOR, TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WALTZ ON IN AND ASK, "WE'D LOVE TO BE MODELS IN YOUR SHOW TOMORROW...
AND WE'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, FOR THE CHANCE!"
AND HSR START TO STUTTER, BUT CALEB IS JUST CHESHIRE SMILING!
AND THE TWO WOMEN SAY, 'WELL, LET'S JUST POUR YOU TWO A LITTLE WINE...
...A CHATEAU FROM 1901...IT'S DREAMY GOOD!
BUT, JUST THEN...
... THE FAMOUS DESIGNER WALKS IN AND SEES ALL OF THIS, THEN...
SHOOS AWAY THE TWO WOMEN, TELLING THEM, "GO ON TO JACKIE AND FINALIZE YOUR FITTINGS FOR TOMORROW!"...
THEN CALEB SAYS, "HEY, IF THEY ARE ALREADY MODELS IN THE SHOW, WHY DID THEY ACT LIKE THEY WEREN'T?"
"THOSE TWO JUST WANTED TO BOY-TOY YOU GUYS, THEN THEY WOULD WANT TO MONOPOLIZE ALL OF YOUR TIME...
"THAT'S WHY I HAD TO LET THE OTHER TWO GUYS BEFORE YOU GO...THEY WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE HOTEL ROOM WITH THOSE WOMEN...THOSE TWO ARE ADDICTING AND SWEET, BUT THEY'LL WALK RIGHT OVER YOU...BEWARE!," WARNS THE DESIGNER.
AND HSR THINKS, "WELL...I USUALLY WOULD VOLUNTEER FOR THAT KIND OF ABUSE BUT MAYBE NOT THIS TIME!!"
THE DESIGNER CONTINUES, "TOMORROW'S SHOW IS AT 3:00 PM SHARP, AND WE START PREP AT 9:00 AM...
"MY LIFE AND REPUTATION DEPEND ON THIS SHOW...I NEED YOU TO DO ABOVE YOUR BEST!...STUDY THESE TAPES!...WE HAVE SOME REALLY DEMANDING MODELS TOMORROW...UNDERSTOOD?"
"YES, SIR!, " SHOUTS HSR, AS HE JUMPS TO HIS FEET AND SALUTES...
THEN THE DESIGNER ROLLS HIS EYES SOME AND SLIGHTLY SMILES AT HSR, THEN LEAVES, SAYING, "MAKE ME PROUD AGAIN, YOU GUYS!"...
AFTER THE DOOR SHUTS, CALEB POPS IN THE DVD AND THEY SEE THIS KIND OF STUFF
AND THIS...
AND THIS...
AND CALEB SAYS TO HSR, "WE BETTER TREAT THOSE LADIES LIKE PRIMA DONNAS BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT THEM
...ANGRILY GANGING UP ON US!"...
BUT JUST THEN, THERE'S ANOTHER KNOCK ON THE DOOR...THIS TIME LOUDER!
THINKING IT MIGHT BE THE DESIGNER AGAIN, HSR OPENS THE DOOR...
THIS TIME, TWO OTHER WOMEN BARGE IN...AND ONE OF THEM IS BRANDISHING!...
"SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN, YOU TWO!" SAYS THIS WOMAN...
"I'LL BE SUCCINCT...I NEED YOU TO SABOTAGE THE FASHION SHOW TOMORROW...!
BECAUSE, IF YOU DON'T..."
NOW, CALEB AND HSR LOOK AMAZED AT EACH OTHER...
"WHAT THE"...
"When you think about it, what "free"things really and truly are "free" for the taking?"
The human lips...
They have some of the densest numbers of nerves to help them feel things!
Yes!
The mouth complex is one of the Top Erogenous Zones of our bodies!
Hip hip hooray!
Lips are used to speak, eat, flirt...
...and are used to adorn the face, influence people's minds, and so much more!...
And to some people, specifically-placed piercings are a must-have...and must-use!
Some, like here, want a "middle of the road" approach!
Coordinating with fashions to look fabulous many times is a statement...
...that must be made!
Many people say and believe that "we are how we look!"
Now with these spiked lips, is the pleasure...
Many people say and believe that "we are how we look!"
Now with these spiked lips, is the pleasure...
worth, or even better, than the pain?
Some of us love to live in the "Now and in the "Wow," and even in the "Oww!"...
Some of us love to live in the "Now and in the "Wow," and even in the "Oww!"...
And in the heat of the night...
...it's better to give than to receive!
...it's better to give than to receive!
Hey!...Anybody like some chains...
...to go with that whip!?...that's right...keep your prey close!
Talk about smoking' hot!
...what kind of "dreamy smoke" is that, anyway?
Oh, s---! A split tongue!... And if each side of it can move independently in different directions...Yo!...
...in tandem with the metal "stimulators" that she's packin'...well...the excitement that this person's lover will feel will be mind-bending, fingernail-digging, and...maybe hallucinogenic!
And the ceiling might need repairs, too!...from the receiving person "knocking hard up against it" so much!
Lucky person!...Others are getting jealous!
TO BE CONTINUED!...
May you have many...once we can communicate telepathically, will the writing arts become dead?...I want to buy some more lifetime, so where do I sign up?...when you really think about it, sometimes the questions may have the answers right within them!...smiles!
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