Friday, August 12, 2016

Wow! 50 Shades Of Lips! Part 2. (Olympics Edition)

Hello, again all of you fashionistas and fashionistos out there...as usual we welcome your "I think there should be no charge to ride the nation's superhighways--why--because of the first syllable in freeway!" smile and all of the luggage that you have with you, as we REVIVE HSR' ADVENTURE AS A 22 YEAR OLD ON BREAK FROM DENTAL SCHOOL, AS SEEN IN THE PREFACE FOR THE PREVIOUS "WOW! 50 SHADES OF LIPS! PART 1..." WHERE HSR WAS ASKED BY HIS FRIEND, CALEB, IF HE WANTED TO HELP OUT AT A FASHION SHOW,


AND HSR QUICKLY EXCLAIMED, "SURE, JUST SHOW ME THE BABES!," BUT CALEB WARNED, "HOWEVER, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE A SALIVATING MALE... JUST HELP THEM GET READY FOR THE RUNWAY...MKAY!," SO, HSR CONSENTED AND THE SHOW WENT OFF WITH OUT A HITCH, AND SOME OF THE GIRLS EVEN TOOK A LIKING TO HSR, AND THE FASHION DESIGNER WHO PUT THE SHOW ON WAS SO THANKFUL FOR HSR KEEPING THE GIRLS AND THE OUTFITS AND THE WHOLE SHOW RUNNING SMOOTHLY, THAT HE GAVE HSR A SORT OF THICK ENVELOPE...



AFTER THE SHOW, AND ASKED WAS HE AVAILABLE TO FLY OUT TO MILAN FOR TWO IMPORTANT FALL PREMIERES--EXPENSES PAID AND A GENEROUS PER DIEM--AND OF COURSE HSR SAYS, "YES!," SO, ON FLIGHT DAY, HSR AND CALEB MEET AT THE AIRPORT...


AND CALEB SAYS, "HEY, WHAT'S UP, MY BUDDY R! YOU READY FOR THIS GIG IN MILAN?...ALL THE BIG SHOTS ARE GONNA BE THERE!," AND HSR SHOOTS BACK, "LET'S SET THIS STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW, CALEB...WE'RE THE BIG SHOTS THERE, BECAUSE THE SHOW CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT US DOING WHAT WE DO!"...AND CALEB SAYS BACK." YOU'RE STRAIGHT SKIPPY ABOUT THAT, BRO!...OH. AND THE TWO YOUNG LADIES THAT FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU LAST TIME...



WON'T BE COMING ON THIS TRIP, SO YOU WON'T, IN ANY WAY, BE ENCUMBERED BY ANYTHING!"... AND HSR SAYS BACK, "WELL, THEY JUST WANTED TO USE ME UP AND TOSS ME ASIDE ANYWAY...IT'S COOL," SO CALEB, HSR AND THE OTHER PASSENGERS ARE BOARDING THEIR FLIGHT AND SOME FLIGHT ATTENDANTS SOME HOW FOUND OUT THAT CALEB AND HSR ARE IMPORTANT FASHION PEOPLE, SO THEY LINED UP TO MEET THEM AT THE JET DOOR...


AND THEY ALL SAY AT ONCE, "HI THERE, SIRS, WE'RE AVAILABLE IN MILAN FOR YOUR FASHION SHOW, AND WE WILL DO ANYTHING--WE REPEAT--ANYTHING TO WORK WITH YOU!," AND THIS BRINGS SMILES TO HSR AND CALEB, AND THEY BOTH LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND KNOW THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT FLIGHT!, SO, THEY BOTH GET INSIDE THE PLANE'S DOOR, AND LO AND BEHOLD, HSR SEES HIS "FWB" EX-GIRLFRIEND, SUGAR ROSE,


WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE FLIGHT'S CAPTAIN, AND WITH A SURPRISED LOOK ON HER FACE, CAPTAIN ROSE SAYS, "OMG! HSR... GOOD TO SEE YOU! SO YOU'RE FLYING OUT TO MILAN?" AND HSR RESPONDS, "YEAH...WOW, YOU FINALLY MADE IT! YOU CAN FLY THIS PLANE ALL BY YOURSELF??" AND SUGAR ROSE SAYS, "NOT ALL BY MYSELF!...YOU KNOW, I NEED A COPILOT, AND OTHERS...YOU KNOW, YOU STILL HAVE THAT THING YOU PROMISED ME...WHEN AM I GOING TO COLLECT?" AND HSR GETS A LITTLE RED-FACED AND REPLIES, "WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE STATES, WE'LL WORK IT OUT!" AND CAPTAIN ROSE GIVES HSR A SASSY WINK AND REVEALS, "I'M GONNA FLY YOU ALL THE WAY, BOY...AND I KNOW YOU WON'T MIND, EH?" AND HSR GIVES BACK, "THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW...SO...I'MA TAKE A SEAT NOW," SO HSR AND CALEB START WALKING BACK, AND A STEWARDESS STOPS THEM AND...


SAYS, "YOU'RE THE FASHION HSR RIGHT?...WELL, YOU'VE JUST BEEN BUMPED...UP TO FIRST CLASS...PLEASE, YOUR SEAT IS RIGHT HERE!...


AND HSR, WHO IS SEATED RIGHT ACROSS FROM CALEB, THINKS, "THIS IS TOO SWEET! SOMEBODY MUST BE LOOKING OUT FOR US, BUT, I JUST HOPE I CAN GET SOME REST!"
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"Some cloud groups look so grand and distinguished,


 that those souls ascending into heaven may use some of these regal portals to reach there!"  











Hey, everyone!  It's that time , again!

The Olympic Games Festival...




...is full of vibrant and competition-ready athletes from many countries!

And what better way for Dentistry, Cosmetology, and Nationalistic Pride to merge...than through "The Passion Of The Lips!"

Let's see a few countries' flag emblems rendered on the outer curtains of the mouth!:



The United States- "The Stars and Stripes"




And England's "Union Jack"



Jamaica- "The Cross, Black, Green, and Gold"


The Flag of the Philippines- "Three Stars and a Sun"


And Canada- "The Maple Leaf"


Ladies, be daring, go all out, and show your home colors!

Many people love to fly their nation's flag high and proud!

Yes, there is so much history...but not all of it is pretty...you know, sacrifices, even of life, had to be made, so we could live freer, more respectful lives today!

Awesome is the strength of the Human Spirit!

Viva, La Olympics!







May you have many...should we clone Smone Biles and Michael Phelps?...we can't ban the "most common" performance-enhancing chemical surging through the blood and bodies of all of the Olympic athletes--adrenaline!...can we feel happier if we just "let ourselves go?"...smiles!




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