Friday, August 19, 2016

Rio Olympic Athletes With The "Goldenest" Smiles!

So, it looks like you're going to have to start waking up early again, what with all of this school stuff starting, and that makes your "you know, I was told to look 15 degrees above the horizon, and suddenly, I found the sky, stars, and the clouds....and my life hasn't been the same ever since" smile, is jealous of HSR because he is FRESH ON SUMMER BREAK AFTER FINISHING HIS FIRST YEAR IN DENTAL SCHOOL, AND HSR IS ASKED BY A CLASS MATE, ARIEL, FROM NEW ZEALAND, IF HE WANTS TO WIN A PRIZE FOR SCUBA DIVING ALL THE WAY AROUND THE THREE KINGS ISLANDS OF NEW ZEALAND...


...AND PHOTO DOCUMENTING THE TRIP WITH HER TO HELP ASSESS THE HEALTH OF THE CORAL REEFS THERE, AND HSR THINKS ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE, THEN ASKS, "WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?" AND HIS ARIEL REPLIES, "THERE'S A CASH PRIZE, A SCHOLARSHIP TO THE MARINE BIOLOGY INSTITUTE IN AUCKLAND, AND PLUS, I WILL BE FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU," AND SHE GIVES HIM A WINK AND A SMILE, BUT THEN HSR REMEMBERS THAT HE CAN'T SWIM THAT WELL, AND RECALLS WHEN HE ALMOST DROWNED AT A SUMMER CAMP AS A TEEN...


SO SHE REASSURES HIM THAT SHE'LL HELP HIM GET GOOD AT SCUBAING, AND PLUS THEY'LL STAY CLOSE TO THE SHORE, SO, FEELING  A BIT BETTER, HSR ASKS, "WELL, WHEN ARE YOU FLYING OUT?," "TOMORROW!," SHE REVEALS, AND HSR QUIZZES, "WELL, WHAT DO I NEED TO BRING WITH ME?," "JUST BRING TWO CHANGES OF CLOTHES, AND YOUR HANDSOME SELF, AND THE REST WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU," "WOW," SAYS HSR, "SO, ARIEL, DO I JUST MEET YOU AT THE AIRPORT?," AND SHE SAYS, "AT 10 O'CLOCK PM," SO, THE TIME COMES, AND HSR ARRIVES AT THE AIRPORT...


AND THEY BOTH BOARD A SLEEK CHARTERED JET...


AND HSR SAYS,"WHOA! THIS IS COMFY TO THE MAX! I CAN GET USED TO TRAVELING LIKE THIS!" AND ARIEL SAYS BACK, "WELL ,WE'VE GOT ABOUT AN 11 HOUR FLIGHT, SO DO YOU WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE?" AND HSR SAYS, "SURE, YOU HAVE ANY ACTION STUFF," AND SHE SAYS, "SURE, THE MATRIX, TRANSFORMERS, CAPTAIN AMERICA, AND MY FAVORITE...THE SOUND OF MUSIC!," "WELL, LET'S SEE THE SOUND OF MUSIC FIRST," SAYS HSR, AND THEN HE COMMENCES TO FALL ASLEEP AND SNORE A LITTLE AFTER THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES, SO, AFTER AN UNEVENTFUL RIDE AND LANDING, THEY HEAD STRAIGHT TO THE SCUBA SHOP FOR THEIR GEAR AND HEAD ON OUT INTO THE WATER...


...THAT HAS THE RAREST "CLOUD WATERFALL" NEARBY...


...AND ARIEL SAYS, "GET READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE, HSR!"....


AND IMMEDIATELY THEY SEE SOME SPECTACULAR SIGHTS LOOKING ONE WAY...


...AND THEN ANOTHER WAY...


...THEN THIS WAY...


...AND THE FOURTH WAY...


...WHICH LOOKS A LITTLE SCARY AND FORBIDDING, AND ARIEL SAYS, "THAT'S THE WAY WE NEED TO HEAD...WHERE NO ONE ELSE GOES!, AND HSR GOES, "GULP!" AS HE ALMOST WETS IN HIS WET SUIT...

...SO, THEY SLOWLY HEAD THAT WAY, BUT FOR SOME REASON, MAYBE SENSING DANGER, HSR TURNS AROUND AND SEES A GIANT FEAR-PRODUCING PREDATOR FISH ABOUT TO ATTACK!...


AND THEY TRY TO GET AWAY AND SWIM AWAY FAST TO HIDE AMONG THE PLANTS, BUT, INSTEAD THEY GET CAUGHT UP AND ENSNARED IN THE KELP!...AND NOW THEY'RE STRUGGLING TO GET FREE!...OH, NO!...ARE THOSE  SOME HUNGRY RAYS COMING IN...


...TO TRY AND FINISH THE JOB?...
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"No, we really do not have to worry about how heavy the mountains are!"















There are so many beautiful-smile-endowed, Gold-Medal-winning athletes that are worthy of mention here, however, this is a compelling short list:


Up first, the darling gymnastics phenom Simone Biles...who breaks and sets records with regularity!


And she even has a very difficult floor move bearing her name...which includes a sugary half twist at the end!




It's been proven, on camera, that she "drops the jaws open" of the judges and competitors who witness her insanely-spectacular routines live, with her "Four Gold Medal" self!

And, of course, Michael Phelps, earning the most Gold Medals (23) of any athlete, over four consecutive Olympic Games...


...which is very easy to say, and virtually impossible to repeat!

With that many medals, he deserves King-worthy


...Accommodations!

Simone Manuel made history in more than one way with her swimming feats...


And I'm sure that she and her dentist have a great relationship emphasizing prevention!

Shohei Ono finally ended a men's gold medal drought for Japan--the country that created Judo-- 


...by surprising his finals's opponent with an inner leg reaping throw for ippon.



The three-time Olympic 100 meters, 200 meters, and 4x100 fastest man on Earth, and ultimate entertaining showman...who backs up all of the races he runs...with decisive victories...heeere's the uncatchable, world-famous, and peerless Usain Bolt!


He says that his events are the most difficult--and thus the most athletically-demanding--of all sports!


...I'm sure that athletes in the other sports are ready to debate that point vociferously! (His Highness has 9 Golds total, as of press time!)

Super swimmer Katie Ledecky leaves the other swimmers in the race with an ever-widening lead!


People from Flint, Michigan don't play... so leave lethal boxer Claressa "T Rex" Shields be!...


...or else you may need emergency teeth replacement surgery!

Last-second Gold Medal Winner Michelle Carter...


...bursts into First Place here in the Women's "Shotput Heard 'Round The World," on her last tremendous heave!...


And finally, American Ashton Eaton, with his "Roman God Good Looks" and "Pretty T Rex Smile"... 



...has successfully earned his second straight Olympic Gold Medal as "The Best All-Around Athlete In The World" by winning the Decathlon in London (2012), and now, 



...in Rio!

There are so many great Olympics competitors who have tear-jerking stories about their nontraditional and difficult times growing up, and they reveal to us that they have had to sacrifice much to breed their characters and to achieve dominance in their respective sports, and most of them can easily qualify as attractive and photogenic actors for toothpaste and toothbrush commercials!

The Profession of Dentistry also comes out on top with the gold, too, because...



...what's the first automatic reflex that people show when they feel great?...They all beam a vanilla-ice-cream-white, teethy smile...that's what!

I am emotionally "full on" for these fresh Games, and I am anticipating to be blessed to meet you again in 4 years to see still greater heights of competitive excellence, and to share still greater stories and experiences making up the one-and-only global Olympics!


Viva, Olympia!



May you have many...time waits for no one, so don't end up being late!...after a certain age, the only thing I exercise is--caution!...everybody likes pleasant surprises, no?...smiles!

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