In My Dreams...I Was Just Smiling And Walking In The Park One Day...And You Wouldn't Believe What I Saw...! Part 1.

You and your "I have come to realize that the sun and the rain are not opposites, but rather they are related on the same continuum!" smile just wants a little "cool down time," and to achieve that, you witness HSR survive one of his experiences...and...well, the always inquisitive HSR, in this case, as an eagle scout, gets a flier in the mail promoting high seas voyages "the likes of which you will never believe," SO HE OPENS THE FLIER, AND IT SHOWS

A BOAT-SHIP THAT SAYS THAT IT WILL BRING OUT THE "CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW IN ALL OF US!"...

SO, HSR ORDERS ONE AND HAS IT DELIVERED TO THE TINY PACIFIC ISLAND OF TAPIWA...

AND AFTER WHAT SEEMS LIKE A 24 HOUR FLIGHT...

HSR FINALLY LANDS AT THE AIRPORT AND GETS RIGHT OVER TO THE...

HIDDEN COVE HOTEL...

AND IS WELCOMED BY SOME NICE ISLANDERS

WHO WANT HSR TO SAY A WHILE...A LONG WHILE!...

BUT HE PICKS UP THE "PACKAGE" AND GOES RIGHT TO PIECING TOGETHER THE

ONE AND ONLY "OCEAN RAFT THAT CAN TAKE ON ALMOST ANY OCEAN WAVE!"

SO, AFTER FINISHING, THEN STOCKING UP ON SOME SUPPLIES AND A GPS AND ALL THAT OTHER STUFF...

HSR SAYS HIS PRAYERS FOR A SAFE TRIP TO...

ANYWHERE HE ENDS UP!...

AND JUST BEFORE HE TAKES OFF, ANOTHER ISLAND GIRL RUNS UP TO HIM AND...

SHE SAYS, "HERE...TAKE A LOCK OF MY HAIRS FOR GOOD LUCK OUT THERE!...AND I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW YOU!"

"I LOVE YOU, TOO! AND I'LL SEE YOU...WHENEVER I DO," HSR SAYS BACK...

SO, HE SETS SAIL AND ENTERS, AS A TINY LITTLE SPECK, INTO THE GREAT BLUE INFINITE EXPANSE

SO, THE BETTER PART OF TWO DAYS PASSES...

AND HE'S KEPT COMPANY BY SOME SEAGULLS

AND SOME DOLPHINS

AND A HUMONGOUS WHALE THAT

JUST WANTS HSR TO COME OUT AND SPLASH AROUND A LITTLE!...

BUT, SECRETLY, HSR WISHES THAT HE COULD SEE, TALK TO, AND BASICALLY SOCIALIZE SOME, WITH A REAL-LIFE, HONEST-TO-GOODNESS, PRETTY MERMAID!

 SO, HE'S JUST FLOATING ALONG...

AND HSR KEEPS IN TOUCH WITH THE WORLD THROUGH HIS

SATELLITE PHONE AND A PORTABLE PS2...

BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN...

THE WATERS START TO GET CHOPPY, AND THE SEAS GET A LITTLE ROUGH...

AND HSR GETS A STORM WARNING OVER THE MARINE GPS THAT A BIG ONE...

IS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE!

SO, HSR IS GETTING TOSSED AROUND LIKE A BEACH BALL, AND

HE LOOKS OUTSIDE THE CANOPY TO ONE SIDE AND SEES

YIKES!...AND ON ANOTHER SIDE HE SWEARS HE SEES A

GIGANTIC HUNGRY WAVE THAT HAS A CHURNING STOMACH AND WANTS TO BE FED...RIGHT NOW! 

THEN ONE BIG WAVE HITS HIM STRAIGHT ON...

AND TO TOP THAT OFF...

THE SECOND PART OF A ONE-TWO PUNCH COMES IN, SEEMINGLY FROM THE SKY!...

SO, NOW, HIS RAFT IS SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS!...

LUCKILY, HE PACKED HIS ONE-MAN FLOAT...

BUT EVEN THAT GETS TOSSED AROUND VIOLENTLY...

AND IT TURNS OVER, AND HE'S THROWN OUT OF THE CRAFT...AND INTO THE SEA!...

PLUS HE'S NOW UNCONSCIOUS!...

BUT HE'S STILL HOLDING ONTO THE ISLAND GIRL'S HAIRS...

AND AS HE REALLY THINKS THAT IT'S ALL OVER FOR HIM...

A HAND GRABS

THE BACK OF HIS COLLAR AS HE SINKS DOWN DEEPER UNDERWATER

AND HE GETS PULLED ONTO A ROCKY PLACE

AND THE SAVING PERSON PULLS HIM INTO A CAVE THAT OPENS UP, THEN CLOSES,

SO THE STORM WATERS WON'T COME IN

AND THAT WOMAN DRAGS HSR INTO THIS HUGE CAVERN UNDERGROUND

AND HSR'S STILL KNOCKED OUT, BUT

BASICALLY, HE'S JUST SLEEPING!

SO ONE OF THE WOMEN FINISHES 

PROPPING HSR'S BODY UP...

THEN SHE ASKS 

THE OTHER WOMAN, "SHOULD WE KEEP HIM HERE FOR RIGHT NOW...

OR SHOULD WE TELL THE OTHERS ABOUT HIM IMMEDIATELY"...

AND THE OTHER WOMAN 

SAYS, "LET'S LET HIM COME TO FIRST, AND KEEP HIM TO OURSELVES FOR NOW...

AND FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF MAN HE IS!...

                                                                     See the Love Toothbrush®

"Please, live your life like it's a real, sort of scary, surmountable adventure...because it really is!"














I just finished spending the weekend with my girlfriend Dr. Gabriela Paduraria.

She is a Psychology Major working on her Doctoral Dissertation concerning "Dreams As A Therapeutic Tool For Healing And Insights."

She's also a fitness instructor, so you know that she wore me out during my visit! She likes me a lot.

I like her a lot, too, but she's always trying to pick my brain and use me as a study subject...but it's okay...because I know that I am not a weak-minded looney...

...and sometimes, the mental exercises that Gabriela has me do...well...they make me think about things and places that are new to me, so I guess I am growing some with all of this.

But I'm not going to let her "psyche me out!"

I fancy myself to be too smart for that!

Well anyways, I'm traveling back home on a train

for several hundred miles, and I am a little tired, so I go to my sleeping section

and lay down...

...and I think about what my girlfriend suggests me to do the next time I sleep...

She doesn't want me to count sheep

and stuff like that...

And Dr. Paduraria doesn't want me to dream about complex sets of circumstances...

...she just wants me to..."dream about simple things and extend those imaginations further along."

And she wants me to document and tell her anything that I can remember.

So, I repeat those parameters to myself as I drift off...and I'm sure that, in no time, I enter into deep and vivid, extra-dimensional dreamscapes...

...snoring and all, with registered REMs as far as a machine can measure!

Yes, the soft swaying and monotonous train noises...

You know...the CLACK-CLACK...CLACK-CLACK...CLACK-CLACK!...rhythms

...are an excellent somnia-inducing combination, like a magnetic lullaby, promoting rest, relaxation, and a rendezvous with one's own "mind movies!"

Speaking of which, I now seem to be in a "peculiar park," or a "strange natural space!"

I feel happy, and my face feels like I am smiling...

And the weather seems so sweet that I can't even feel it!

As I walk, I look to my right and see

And this feels too real...but I just accept it and move on to...

Oh, my!...

I want to speak out and reach out and touch...but I can't...or maybe... I shouldn't...

I hope I am not the only one seeing these unusual beauties!

What are the meanings of these visions?

And will I "jump" if she opens her eyes?

Hey, are these perceptions the "mad scientist" constructs of my "teethy subconsciousness?"

As I continue to "float walk," I wonder if eating mushrooms will make you see stuff like this!

...but these manifestations feel like places that I want to go to, and 

 

things that I would maybe like to experience...

Is my dream-mind "warping reality" just to entertain me?

I'll never see this on 3D Planet Earth!

In Philosophy, they say that if things aren't tangible, then they are not "real."

But in this world, what I "see" seems real...which makes me ask...

How "real" does something have to be for it to be really "real?"

Or are the concepts of "real" and "reality" just made-up code words that help our minds grasp all things tangible, intangible, and, dare I say it...all things "in between...and greater than?"

So, I'm glad that I'm dreaming now...or at least I think that I am dreaming...cause things are too weird!

...I'm going to try and sort things out in this world, and maybe, all of this will help me clarify things in the "other" one...

 Okay!...

I think that I'll walk up these garden stairs and maybe even sit down for a while and yes...

...extend my discovering thoughts into these newly-established and fluid parameters...

When I get to the top, I have a welcoming sit down in a chair...

Then, feeling the presence of someone, and I turn my head to look...

And I say, "Oh, hi there, young lady!...I really like what you've done with your... 

...place!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

May you have many...live your life firm, like a strong handshake!...when it's cold outside, I love the small burning of the Sun on my skin!...what's your favorite candy?...smiles!