First Drone Delivery Of...False Teeth To A Dental Office!

Me and my "we are all naked souls in the eyes of God!" smile want to say welcome readers...I hope to share many imaginative Dental adventures with you this Happy New Year!...and with that!...we're off to the races...where THE 5 YEAR OLD HSR HAS ALWAYS BEEN ENAMORED WITH DINOSAURS

BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS SEEMED TO CALL OUT TO HIM WITH A IMPORTANT MESSAGE JUST FOR HIM...

AND HE ESPECIALLY LIKED THE ONES THAT COULD FLY...

AND LOVED TO GO TO THE MUSEUM AND SEE...

ALL OF THE BRIGHT PICTURES AND MODELS MADE BY ARTISTS...

EVEN THOUGH, HE KNOWS, THAT NO ARTIST HAS ACTUALLY SEEN A REAL LIVE DINOSAUR BEFORE...

BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM DREAMING AND LEARNING ALL ABOUT FLYING!...

SO HSR IS OLDER NOW...

AND AFTER A FEW LESSONS IN A ONE-PERSON GLIDER, HE PREPARES TO TAKE OFF IN THE MORNING FROM CRIMEA...

AND PLANS TO FLY TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF EUROPE...JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!...

SO HE TELLS HIMSELF, "MY BAGS ARE PACKED...

"AND I'M READY TO 1...2...3...GO!"...

AND JUST LIKE THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

HE GOES SOARING OFF INTO A BRAVE NEW WORLD...THAT'S READY AND WAITING...FOR THE BRAVE!...

SO, FIRST, HE CROSSES OVER THE OCEAN FROM KALYNIVKA, CRIMEA

AND A COUPLE OF TIMES, HE GETS CLOSE TO THE SURFACE..

THEN, HE GLIDES PAST...

BALTA, UKRAINE!...

AND AFTERWHILE, HE TRAVERSES OVER CHISINAU, MOLDOVA 

WHOA!...

WHO IS THIS ON MY TAIL?...

GOSH!...I STICK MY HAND OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WAVE FOR HIM TO "GO AROUND" ME!...

AND...AFTER A WHILE...HE DOES!...

"WHEW!"

WAIT A MINUTE...WITH MY HAND STILL OUT OF THE WINDOW...

A FRIENDLY BIRD OF PREY...

WANTS TO PLAY!...

HEY, BUDDY...YOU JUST MADE MY DAY...WAY BIG!...

HOLD ON...I THINK I'LL DO A LITTLE...

ACROBATICS!...

MMM...I DON'T THINK THAT THIS PRETTY LAKE IS ON MY GPS!...

"OMG!...NOBODY'S GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!"...

SO, HSR STAYS HEADING A LITTLE WEST...

AND HE NOTICES THAT THE SUN IS HINTING THAT IT MAY SOON SET...

"I THINK I'LL STOP NEAR HERE AT... ACCORDING TO MY MAP...

"LASI, ROMANIA...

"WELL, THERE'S A NICE HILL FROM WHICH TO TAKE OFF TOMORROW...

"I'LL LAND RIGHT THERE!...

"OKAY, FOLKS, I'M COMING IN FOR A SOFT LANDING RIGHT...NOW...

"GOOD!...

"WOW!...WHAT A MAJESTIC LANDMARK OVER THERE!...

"I'LL HAVE TO LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET!" HSR SMILES TO  HIMSELF...

THEN, A HIKER WALKS UP TO HSR OUT OF THE TALL BRUSH AND SURPRISES HIM, 

AND SHE SAYS WITH A THICK ROMANIAN ACCENT, "HI THERE!...

"I SEE YOU LAND FROM THE SKY AND...

"I JUST COME OVER TO SEE IF YOU NEED ANY HELP," THE LADY HIKER OFFERS...

"WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN," SAYS HSR, "YOU'RE FROM THESE PARTS?"

"OF COURSE! I HIKE UP HERE ALL THE TIME...

YOU MIGHT SAY THAT I AM A LOVER OF THE NATURAL WAYS OF NATURE," SHE ADMITS...

THEN SHE SAYS, "MY NAME IS ANTOANETA, AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET DARK...

"I'M HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT AND...

I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU CAN COME?"...

AND HSR ANSWERS, "OH, YES, I'D LIKE TO COME, BUT I CAN'T LEAVE MY SHIP!"...

"WELL, IN THAT CASE," ANTOANETA CONTINUES, "I'LL HAVE TO COME AND SHOW YOU THE LIGHTS,

THE WORLD-CLASS KINDNESS, AND WARM HOSPITALITY OF LASI, ROMANIA MYSELF...

...IF THAT'S OKAY, NO!" SHE OFFERS...

"SURE, MY ARCHAEOPTERYX GLIDER IS SORT OF SMALL, BUT, IT HAS A HEATER AND A SMALL FRIDGE!..LET'S GO INSIDE BEFORE IT GETS TOO COOL, AND YOU CAN TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY!"
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"New Year's Day is a really big deal...but remember...one can't get to it without going through all of the other glorious and mundane days!"


















Hey, folks! It finally happened...another first!

In Dentistry, no less!

"The First Dental Work Delivered By Drone!"

And here's how it all went down:

A Dentist in Wattsylvania named Dr. Chauncey Sweets 

was dreaming and forward thinking in his business office...

...and he got a bright idea the other day.

And the Doctor thinks to himself, "Hmmm. It seems like everybody is trying to be the first to drone deliver this and drone deliver that...

"I wonder if anyone has drone delivered any dental appliances!...I'm going to look it up on the Internet right now to see if it's been done yet!"

And to his surprise...no one has reported it being done yet!

So he goes to a patient in one of his treatment rooms...

and asks..."Miss Nadine Ferraro"...

"Yes, Doctor Sweets," the patient answers back.

"We have your dental work ready, and...

...we shall be receiving it shortly...by drone!" says the Doctor.

"You mean like Amazon and those Pizza people giving you your stuff at your front door," she asks.

"Yup! And I was wondering if you would like to participate in a little Dental History with us," he asks.

"Of course! I guess the drone is bringing the stuff from the Dental Lab," Miss Ferraro surmises.

"You're right! The Dental Lab where it is being processed is about a half-mile away, at "Gulliver's Teeth To Go!"



And a lot of Dentists around the area use his services, even though his work place is stocked with all of the latest equipment...



...from about eighty years ago...

So, Gulliver calls Dr. Sweets and says, "Hi there! My daughter is going to use her drone to fly the package over to you now!

"Great! I'll have Bradley wait outside and get it from the drone!" smiles Dr. Sweets.

So, Emily, the drone pilot, starts up her drone, which is getting more easy for her to use...

...and she knows that the future will belong to the drones, I mean...

...they are going to do a lot of things for us!

But sadly, "Couch Potatoes" will only get more "Couch Potato-ey"!

"But, be that as it may," continues Emily, "I've got a delivery to make!"

So, she gets the drone airborne and on its way to the Dental Office...



"I'm glad that the wind is cooperating," thinks a thankful Emily.

And, in almost no time, Bradley admirably catches the dropping goodie box as if he is an NFL receiver!

Next, he brings the package in and gives it to Doctor Chauncey.

"Miss Ferraro, here they are," he says, relieved.

"Thanks! I'm going to just fluff my hair a little...there!...

"Now"...

"Let's try them on!

"Wow!"...

"They make me look..."dangerously beautiful!"

Thank you so much...with your drone-delivering Doctor self!...

Okay, Doctor Sweets...with my new cosmetic oral anatomy (coa)...

I'm going to let you in on a plan of mine!...

I'm going to change my hairdo, to let my wild side out!...

And I'm going to squeeze into my new hot orange two-piece bikini, and finally approach this handsome guy that always comes to the beach about this time...

And I'm going to..

...use my hypnotic and delicious, drone-delivered dental work to...

"Blow His Mind!"






May you have many... right after a "loving," some people want to light up a cigarette, while others may just want a cup of...



...is it true that if we can see "it," others can see "it," too?...do you think that the brakes on your car are the most important, "must-work-when-we-need-them" part of your vehicle?...smiles!