"Here We Go!...Again!...There's Been Another... 'Big Tooth'...Sighting!...And...This Time...People Almost...Get Hurt!"...Part 4...

"Dang!...That Big Tooth...Thinks That...He Can...Just...Come Into My Forest...And Take All The...Pretty Big Foot Women?... 

...That's Just Wrong!"...

"Have Your Dentist...

...Call My Dentist!"...

I caught You…   

…Thinking about the Beach!

"Doctor Report...

...Let's Play Catch!"

You and Your

'I wonder if Big Tooth is Hassled by the Regular-Teethed Big Foots'

Smiles 

are

poking around in the Forest to 

find out!

Your 

'My Teeth are only like this when I'm too cold or Scared'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Chattering Jaws!





































































Please don't fail to see the 

Goodness in Other People!

HSR MUST NOW

More Reports 

of 'Big Tooth' sightings 

just keep 

rolling in!

The Phenomenon known as

Big Tooth, 

has many physical similarities 

to 'Big Foot.'

However, 

the most significant,

genetically-based, 

phenotypical difference that's observable is,

...instead of two regular front teeth...

there's 

...one huge upper middle tooth

...and this 

composite sketch 

...was made 

by a person who 

was just inches away, 

but was not detected!

And... 

the same person

swears that there was no 

plaque or food 

between the front teeth 

at that time...

...it is just...one colossal tooth!

However...

this large and furry creature, 

with its trademark dentition,

just may 

have left some 

Physical and DNA evidence 

behind--that's still being searched for--

and that 

Forensic Specialists and Geneticists 

can use 

to delve deeper into 

the Mysteries of this 

'Elusive Species.'

Big Tooth 

has been classified by 

Zoologists at Point Loma 

University 

as 

homo megadonticus, 

but 

a competing department at 

Harvard 

University 

has coined the name 

homo macrodonticus,

and now, 

the two different 

Scientific University Groups 

are almost 

'coming to Academic Blows' 

over which School

is the Preeminent Source

on the Big Tooth Species Issue!

"Virtually all 

of the people 

who claim to have seen Big Tooth 

say that 

it reminds them of a 

'tall, muscular and 

furry' man, 

and...

that it did not attack 

any people that 

saw it," 

says an Angeles National Park Ranger, 

on the condition that 

he remains anonymous.

The Authorities 

are aware that 

a growing segment 

of the local population 

is starting to actually like 

Big Tooth and what 'It' symbolizes.

"We all like 

'bigger than life'

things...like

'The Rock and such!'"...

One San Bernardino Park Officer 

confirms that a gofundme page 

has been set up, "I think people feel that 

Big Tooth represents 

the Free Spirit 

in all of us...

...and that he is unencumbered 

by all of the trappings 

and complications

 and headaches 

of the civilized 

world 

that we all face! "

"And he always lives 

in a peaceful, natural, 

and...

almost-fairy-tale-like

kind of place!"

One hiker

swears that 

Big Tooth knows 'some English,' 

and may actually 

like humans, 

because 

when she was lost and shouted, 

"I have to get out of here to my car!"...

she says that, 

"it smiled at me, 

then grunted, 

"Over there!""

And one young lad, 

who has taken a liking to Big Tooth, 

saw this picture

and this one

and now, 

he's telling his parents that 

he's having

nightmares about it!"

It has been surmised that 

Big Tooth has been around here

for 

at least twenty years, 

but

with a very recent 

infrared camera sighting

and a cell phone photo taken 

by a person who 

sat very still,

people now want to see Big Tooth 

up close and personal!

And a man wants to know if his "Big Sister"

can become "Big Tooth's" friend!

But!...

And it's a big but!

...a word of caution...

...to see if the animal is indeed a Big Tooth, 

one will need to 

sneak up on it

and lift up 

its lip, like 

this...and check things!

...Good Luck!

Or maybe just

...tickle Big Tooth!

Or just try to 

catch Big Tooth 

up close in a happy mood 

with a camera!...

...like here in this photo...

...but it's not that clear!

Now, 

there is one person, 

a Dentist, no less, who's 

been trying to track 

Big Tooth for years and,

he says that Big Tooth comes out 

of the dense forest 

like this

...very infrequently...

"But I have documented him

roaming

here and there catching some...

...Sun Rays!"

"I've also seen him 

hunt and catch 

Wild Game!"

"And he even has competitor 

Big Foots or 

Big Tooths...but 

I couldn't get close enough 

to see which

...is which!

I did catch, 

however, 

on tape, 

a skirmish between 

Big Tooth and 

two others, which just 

may have been an

ambush or 

a territorial dispute!

Well, anyway,

I think Big Tooth 

got the best of them 

in the scuffle, 

because

one high-tailed it out of there 

one way

and the second one ran 

the 

other way...into the swamp!...

...Most likely after being 

"teeth crunched" by Big Tooth!

"Now, I'm also studying Big Tooth's 

Social Interactions, 

and, 

I think 

he has some 

new female admirers!"

And 

I have seen them 

argue and fight with his 

ongoing female friend, and 

those confrontations 

haven't been pretty!...

...I did, 

once, 

see Big Tooth and his Female Friend 

'Playing Around!'"

"Now, Sir,

we get a lot of Visitors

out here looking for

Big Tooth.

And one woman,

who calls herself, Big Tooth's

'First Groupie,'

buys him little Toys and 

Food and Stuff!

But... 

I want to see if Big Tooth 

can control

and use 

other animals in the Wild!...

...Personally, Sir, I like Big Tooth! 

Not only is he good

for Tourism here,

it's also good for 

My Office Patients!

I have a big picture 

of him in My 

waiting room, 

that people always Instagram!

But...

if I ever bump into 

Big Tooth...you know...close and 

face to face...

I'll just 

slowly gesture to

shake his hand!

I have 

much Respect for him, 

you know,

trying to survive 

out here in the Wild!

My 

most important message 

to Big Tooth is,

no matter what,

You, my friend...

will always 

have the

'Natural Winning Hand!'



...



Now...it seems like the Media

has started some People

wanting to go to

Angeles National Forest

to

see and

maybe even

make friends with



Big Tooth!...

"I'm going to use my

Feminine Charm

for Us to be a

Beauty and the Beast Couple!"







"I think...according to

these tracks, He's

been here recently!"






"Big Tooth!...

Big Tooth!..."

She calls,

..."Come out, Come Out, Where ever You Are!"








Flash News!...

...It has just been reported

that

Big Tooth

was spotted crossing a Road,

which surprised a

car driver,

who then swerved off

of the road, but

fortunately,

No One was Hurt!







Hey, Big Tooth!...

...Be Safe Out There!



...

A person, 

searches nervously for

Big Tooth

in the Forest.

She brought Him 

a Big Bowl of

of blackberries...His Favorite!

Next, 

she sets the bowl down...

Then, 

She definitely hears a twig pop, 

which makes her look in that direction,

but...

...when she turns back around...

the Blackberries 

are gone!

Another Young Lady from a

local 

University, who is a

Vocal Big Tooth Supporter,

walks on out into the thick of the Forest

and warns him,

"Big Tooth!...Some People are coming 

and 

they want to collect 

the huge Bounty 

on You!...

You're Special...

You're

not just any old 

Big Foot!"

Next,

some Big Foot Women

come up to 

Big Tooth and say,

"Hey, Big Tooth...

Do You 

want a Big Bowl 

of Blackberries?"

And Big Tooth

takes one 

look in their Eyes,

and  

at the Blackberries

...and...just Chuckles...

as He... 

Gets Some!

Love Toothbrush®                                      

"Our Differences can make All of Us Stronger!"

Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report

is about to get

in another 

'tight squeeze'

like in,

"Meet 'Dentexa!'...The First...Personal...Digital... 

...Dental Assistant! ...Part 2..."

and

along side that fable in

"Here We Go!...Again!...There's Been Another...'Big Tooth'...Sighting!...And...This Time...  

...People Almost...Get Hurt!"...Part 3...

and previous

to that in,

"The President of A Country...

...Is About To Address…The U.N….  

...In A Couple Of Hours!...But…He Accidentally…  

...Oh No!...  

...Breaks His Front Teeth Off Of 

His 

Denture!...So…What's Gonna Happen Now!...

and there...

...HSR,

WHO IS CURRENTLY 

A SOPHMORE AT 

USC DENTAL

SCHOOL

AGREES TO JOIN 

SOME OTHER DENTAL STUDENTS, 

AND 

A COUPLE OF INSTRUCTORS,

TO DO SOME 

FREE DENTAL WORK

ON SOME KIDS 

IN THE CARRIBEAN COUNTRY 

OF ‘NICARUBA,’ WHICH,

OF COURSE,

IS BETWEEN 

NICARAGUA AND ARUBA, AND

THEY FLY OUT TO THE PLACE,

WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE A

MOSTLY REALLY DENSE RAINFOREST!...

SO,

SOME OF THE STUDENTS

LIKE THE FOREST...

WHILE

OTHERS

DON'T!

AND AFTER NATURE WALKING A WHILE

THEY COME ACROSS A

FLOWING RIVER

THAT GETS

FASTER AND FASTER!...

AND... 

ALL OF THIS

WATER ACTION

JUST FASCINATES

HSR, WHO

STARES AND

STARES AT IT!...

BUT...WAIT!...

WHEN HE TURNS TO

WALK MORE

WITH HIS FRIENDS...

WHATS' THIS!...

THEY'RE GONE...

...NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!....

AND HE SHOUTS TO

THEM, BUT

THE NOISE FROM THE RAPIDS,

MAKES IT HARD AND EVEN IMPOSSIBLE

TO HEAR!...

"I'LL JUST TRY TO RETRACE MY

STEPS BACK TO CAMP!" HE THINKS...

BUT...

AFTER A WHILE...

IT GETS...

...YOU KNOW WHAT!...



...THAT'S RIGHT...DARK!...

BUT,

HE HAS A FLASHLIGHT,

HOWEVER,

IN A WHILE

THE BATTERIES GET LOW!

NOW...EVERY

JUNGLE HAS ITS NIGHT SOUNDS...

AND THERE ARE

PLENTY OF THEM

RIGHT NOW!...SO...OF COURSE...

HSR'S JUMPING AT EVERY NOISE,

AND

ESPECIALLY

ANY

'BREAKING TWIG' SOUNDS!


SO, IN A WHILE,

HE GETS TO A PLACE THAT IS LIT UP

AND...

FOR A MOMENT,

HE THINKS THAT

HE MIGHT BE

BACK AT

THE CAMP CLINIC,

SO HE WALKS INTO

THE AREA...



"THERE YOU ARE!...

WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!...

WE ARE ASKING A VERY BIG FAVOR

FROM YOU, SIR!...

...THESE NEXT COUPLE OF

DAYS AND NIGHTS

ARE THE 'TIMES OF RECEPTIVITY' AND

POSSIBLE DRAMATIC CHANGE!" SAYS



THE LADY.



"AND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THEN ," ASKS HSR.



ANOTHER LADY ANSWERS,

"EVERY 500 MILLION YEARS,

AN ULTIMATE INTERDIMENSIONAL

SPIRITUAL BATTLE

BETWEEN 'PURE GOOD'

AND 'HORRIFIC EVIL'

TAKES PLACE TO DETERMINE WHO RULES

FOR THE NEXT EPOCH!"

NOW, HSR ASKS,

"HAVE THE EVIL

FORCES EVER WON BEFORE?"

NOW...

...A THIRD LADY 

CHIMES IN,

"YES...TWO EPOCHS AGO!...

...THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND 

ALL OF ITS INHERENT DIMENSIONS,

HAD 'REVERSED LAWS OF PHYSICS'

AND THE CONCEPTS 

OF 'HOPE' AND 'LOVE'

WERE COMPLETELY BANISHED,

AND ALL OF LIFE

...NEARLY EVERYWHERE...

WAS LOST!...EXCEPT 

FOR IN A 

FEW 

SACRED PLACES!"...

"SO, I'M JUST A 

SIMPLE DENTAL STUDENT!...

AND I DON'T LIKE EVIL, TOO...BUT

WHAT MAKES YOU 

THINK THAT I CAN MAKE 

THE DIFFERENCE 

THAT YOU SO

URGENTLY NEED?"

"THE DEPTH OF THE LOVE IN YOUR HEART

AND YOUR ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT,

YOUR DESIRE TO HELP PEOPLE, 

AND YOUR SIMPLICITY OF MIND....MAKE YOU THE BEST CHOICE...

PLUS...YOU WERE HIGHLY

RECOMMENDED," SAYS

THIS WOMAN, "YOU ARE TO

FOLLOW AND MAYBE

EVEN

CHASE,

A PIVOTAL SPIRITUAL ENTITY NAMED

FORCE FIA



THROUGH THE

DIMENSIONS!"



"OKAY," SMILES HSR, "DO I GET

ON A SPACE SHIP

TO DO THIS?"




"NO," SHE



RETURNS, "THIS IS A SPIRITUAL ENDEAVOR,

TO BE DONE IN YOUR

DEEPEST SLEEP...

WHERE YOU ARE

ALSO...

AT YOUR STRONGEST!...TAKE THIS

POTION NOW,

AND LAY DOWN IN FRONT OF US!"



SO,

AS HSR DRINKS THE LIQUID, HE ASKS,

"HOW WILL I KNOW HER

WHEN I SEE HER?"




"SHE



WILL COME TO YOU!...AND YOU MUST FOLLOW HER

NO MATTER WHERE SHE GOES,

UNTIL SHE GETS TIRED...OR WANTS TO

MEET YOU!...AND AT THAT TIME,

YOU MUST LOOK INTO HER EYES FOR

AT LEAST

FIVE LONG SECONDS,

AND THEN,

AND ONLY THEN,

WILL

THE ULTIMATE

'TRUTH OF TRUTHS'

BE REVEALED

TO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUSNESS,

AND THEN AFTER THAT,

WHEN YOU WAKE

WE WILL DECIPHER

THE

POTENTIAL

BATTLE LANDSCAPES

AND THE

POSSIBLE WAR STRATEGIES

THAT THE EVIL SIDE

MIGHT EMPLOY!"


NOW THE STRONG POTION TAKES

AHOLD OF

THE SLUMBERING HSR

AND HE

STARTS TO

SPIRITUALLY

'GET UP AND GO' ...

THEN...

AT THIS TIME,

THE LADIES

PLACE

A

'TRANS-DIMENSIONAL

FACILITATOR'



INSIDE

OF HIS POCKET!



AND JUST LIKE THAT...

HSR

QUICKLY TRAVELS THROUGH THE



VARIOUS CITIES

ON DIFFERENT PLANETS AND

IN DIFFERENT GALAXIES

IN AN INSTANT...LOOKING FOR

FORCE FIA!


OMGOSH!...WHAT'S THIS!

FIA...MAKES HERSELF

APPARENT

TO HSR

IN THE

WARBURG DIMENSION SPECTRUM!


NOW THEY BOTH

'PLAY TAG'

IN THE SONNEN

SPACE TIME PARADOX!...


...WHAT'S THIS...

...THAT

THEY ARE PASSING,

AS THEY 

TRAVEL UNCOUNTABLE AMOUNTS

OF LIGHT YEARS IN

FRACTIONS OF SECONDS,

THEN

THEY EXIT 

DIMENSIONS

AND

THEN

THEY ENTER 

OTHER DIMENSIONS

IN AN IMMEDIATE AND

PLAYFUL WAY!

AND

ON THEIR TRAVERSINGS...

THEY PASS STUFF

LIKE

THIS!



WHOA!...

NOW...FORCE FIA'S HEART STARTS

TO BEAT

FOR HSR!

NOW...SHE SLOWS DOWN HER

INTERDIMENSIONAL PENETRATION!

SO,

AFTER HSR CATCHES

UP TO HER

IN THE

'SACRED AREA OF DIMENSIONAL INFINITY,'

FIA REACHES OUT

AND TOUCES

HSR'S HAND!...

THEN,

HE POSITIONS HIMSELF

TO

GAZE INTO

HER EYES...



AND

...ONE SECOND PASSES,

NOW...

AT THE START OF

THE SECOND SECOND,

FORCE FIA SHIFTS

INTO A VIOLENT

NEW APPEARANCE!...

...AND NOW...

SO DOES HSR!

NOW THE THIRD SECOND 

TAKES PLACE, AND

'CATACLYSMIC 

CATASTROPHIES'

CAN BE SEEN 

'SKY WIDE'...

IN ALL OF THE 

VISIBLE GALAXIES!...

...WAIT!...

...ARE THESE PAN-STELLAR EVENTS 

NATURE'S WAY OF

COMBATING VIOLATIONS OF

INTERDIMENSIONAL INSTABILITY?

NOW, 

HSR NEEDS TO GAZE 

ONLY

TWO MORE SECONDS

INTO THE EYES OF 

FORCE FIA,

WHILE ALL OF

THIS IS HAPPENING

AND THEN THE

'TRUTH OF TRUTHS

WILL BE REVEALED!

SO,  THE FOURTH SECOND 

COMMENCES,

AND,

OH WOW!... 

'GROWING QUANTUM INCREMENTALITY'

SMASHES INTO

AND

'GOES ONE-TO-ONE WITH

THE 'COLOSSAL IMMENSITY'

OF ALL SPACE...IN ALL TIME...AND...IN 

ALL DIMENSIONS...AND

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 

FOURTH SECOND,

FORCE FIA

STARTS TO SHED HER

'DELTA-CORPOREAL RESTRAINTS'

AND 

IN A MILLISECOND,

HSR'S 

INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL CRYSTAL

IN HIS POCKET

BECOMES 'RESTLESS BEYOND COMPARE'

...LIKE...LIKE...IT'S...ABOUT TO...!...

NOW...AT THE ENDING OF THE

FOURTH SECOND,

ALL HSR CAN PERCEIVE 

IN HIS MIND...

...IS...

A 'THIN SLICE'

OF PEACE!...

HOWEVER...

WHEN THE

FIFTH SECOND

COMES!....

...

YES!...

...AND AS THE

'SHADOW' OF THE FOURTH SECOND 

DISAPPEARS,

AND AS THE

FIFTH SECOND

STARTS TO 

'PEEK AROUND THE BEND,

FORCE FIA

ADMIRES HSR'S

ELECTROMECHANICAL PROFILE,

AND SAYS,

"LET US ENTER INTO

OUR

COSMIC DESTINIES!"

AND AS THEY

FLOAT THROUGH THE 

PORTAL GATES, HSR ASKS,

"HOW MANY 

BIG BANGS 

HAVE YOU WITNESSED?"

"I'VE LOST COUNT...AND REALLY...

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER,"

AND SHE CONTINUES,

"YOU ARE THE ONE

WITH WHOM I 

MUST QUANTUM TRAVEL WITH...

...RIGHT NOW!"

THEN...

...THEIR 

DARK ENERGIES

SUDDENLY 

AND

KENETICALLY 

TUMBLE 

INTO EACH OTHER

AND HSR AND FORCE FIA

STREAK PAST MANY GALAXIES

ON THEIR WAY TO...

...

THEN, 

AFTER "SLINGING" ACROSS 

WHOLE

GLOBULAR CLUSTERS AT A TIME,

SHE STOPS 

IN AN INSTANT

ON A PLANET MUCH LIKE EARTH...

...AND HE IS 

STANDING

NEXT TO HER AND 

SHE

SPEAKS,

"I LIKE THE WAY 

THAT YOU 

KEEP UP WITH ME

AND I'M GLAD THAT...

...YOU ARE THE ONE!"

NOW HSR SAYS, 

"I LIKE THE WAYS 

THAT WE CAN 

CHANGE DIRECTIONS 

WHEN WE TRAVEL

THAT FAST!...MAY I ASK 

...YOU SOMETHING?"

"GO AHEAD!"

"CAN I LOOK INTO THE UNIVERSE 

BEHIND 

YOUR EYES SOME MORE?

"RIGHT 

NOW?...

...OKAY!... BUT...

...YOU'LL HAVE TO 

CATCH ME FIRST!"

AGAIN, 

AFTER THEY

SPRINT ACROSS A 

COUPLE OF PARSECS,

SHE

STOPS BY ANOTHER 

PLANET,

ANS HSE SAYS,

"OKAY!... I'LL

LET YOU 

LOOK INTO MY  EYES,

BUT FIRST, 

I MUST

 LOOK 

INTO 

YOURS!"

...WHICH MEANS THAT

THIS 

AND THIS 

KIND OF STUFF HAPPENS!

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

"I'm the Tooth Fairy to 

all of the 

Northern Region's Cyber Kids!"

Dental Hygiene Wars!

"You're right!...

I am not 

the

'Most Abstemious' Hygienist!"

"Yay!...

...Another Hygienist 

goes Down for the Count!"

"I like watching

'Our Victories'...

Over and Over again!"

"My Answer to the...

...Ultimate SRP!"

"I'm on the look out

for some

Oral Biome Slimballs!"

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