Dental Patient Gets...Gorilla Glue...On Her Teeth!...And Now...They Are...Stuck Together!...

 Oh No!...My Teeth!...They Won't Open!...I Didn’t Mean…For This To Happen!“…I’ma Call..My Dentist…Right Now!...

...Maybe…  

…He Can Help!”…

“Oh, Hi There, 

Doctor Hollywood Report!...So Good to see You!...  

I Like My Dress…do You?... 

...Well…I…

Gotta Go!”…

“Wow!...What a Sunrise!... And, since I’m at the tip of a Penninsula, I can just turn my chair around, and 

see the Sunset!”

Be careful that 

you're not doing work 

just for 

Work's Sake!

You and Your

'don't get that Gorilla Stuff on any Part of Your Body 

or 

You may need 

help'

Smiles 

are

using Careful Technique!

This 

'You don't want to break the 

Valuble Item 

in the 

first place'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

'White Glove Treatments!'

It is an otherwise

Beautiful Sunny Day

and some Lady Friends

are having a get-together to

chat, and have fun

and catch up on

'the News!'

..."Girl, I heard that

Amanda just

dumped him, Big Time!" says one of them...

However, 

at that time, 

a great song comes on, and the Ladies 

start to dance...

...wildly!

And it gets almost

out of control!...

...Because a Vase 

gets knocked over,

but 

not like 

this, just in three pieces! 

So two Ladies say,

"I have some Glue in my Purse!"

Now,

they come back with the glue

and they piece it

together,

however, they forget 

to put the tops back on,

and another great song comes on

and just for a moment,

the Ladies with the

Gorilla Glue

mistakenly put it by their mouths

like

this, and

they dance with abandon

a little

more!

But when the song goes off,

the two ladies find out that

some

of the Gorilla Glue got on their teeth,

and now they can't

open

their Mouths!

And, in a hurry,

one quick-thinking

Friend calls a Dentist she knows

who may be able 

to help!

So, the Dentist is contacted, and

he takes a break 

from his

'Pool-Bottom' Meditation,

and he tells the ladies that

he'll be right over,

"With My

Specially-

outfitted

RV!...I'll see You real soon!"

And, 

immediately upon arrival,

the Dentist does his magic and the

Ladies are satisfied with

the results, and

promise to be more careful! 

But, 

wouldn't you know it...

a local News Station got word of this

'Glue-gate' Story 

and

had Their Fun!

Love Toothbrush®                                      

"One time, 

Super Glue really saved my 

Day!"

Well, that's just great! A

huge problem was averted!

But for HSR, it wasn't 

Gorilla Glue...

it was just 

'him being him!'...Too bad!...

Some of us are

just destined for

our Fates!

Check out his 'Fate'

during

"Can You Tell...If...People Are...'Straight'... 'LGBT' ...

'Pan'...'Fluid'...'Cross Dressing'...'They'...

'Non-Binary'...'None Of The Above ... 

'All Of The Above'...Or...'What Ever*'...   

...Just By... Looking At...  

...Their Smiles?'''

and before that,

during

"I'm An Uber Driver...And...A 

Dentist On The Side!"...,

Yes!...He,

like the rest of us,

for the most part,

just

WANTS A

SAFE AND SANE LIFE!...



SO... 

WHAT DOES

HSR ASPIRE

TO DO NEXT?...

HE WANTS TO

HELP OUT AND EXPLORE

SOME OF

THE REGIONS OF

THE SOUTH POLE

WHILE ON BREAK FROM

GOOD OL'

USC DENTAL SCHOOL...THAT'S WHAT!

SO TO GET THERE,

FIRST OF ALL,

HE MUST

BRAVE THE

VIOLENTLY ROUGH

WATERS!

OH MY!...

AND THIS DOES WONDERS

FOR HIS

DIGESTIVE WHIMS!...

BUT,

HIS SHIP

FINALLY GETS THERE...

AND GUESS WHAT?...

THERE'S PLENTY OF

ICE!...

YES!...

WAY MORE

THAN ENOUGH

NEEDED TO COOL

OFF

FROM THE

SUMMER HEAT!

AND AFTER

PLOUGHING THROUGH THE STUFF

FOR A LONG TIME,

HE'S THERE!


SO,

HE EXPECTS TO SEE

A TOTAL

WASTELAND OF

COLD AND SCRAGGLY

FRIGID STUFF!...BUT...

AFTER GETTING 

OFF OF THE SHIP

THERE ARE SOME 

WONDERFUL

SIGHTS!...

THEN, 

HE SEES

PLENTY OF

PINGUINS!

WITH SOME OF THEM

PLAYING

WITH THEMSELVES,

BUT NOT WITH

HSR!...HE'S

TRESPASSING!...

NOW, AFTER 

GETTING PAST 

THEM,

HE MUST

WALK, AND WALK

AND WALK

SOME MORE!...

AND SOME PARTS 

LOOK LIKE A DESERT!

BUT IT'S MADE OF 

ALL ICE!

THEN, 

HE PASSES A 

SNOW 

SCULPTURE,

AND HE PASSES ONE 

DESERTED CAMP,

BUT, 

HE COMES ACROSS ANOTHER ONE

AND THERE

HE FINDS

SOME

FRIENDLY

PEOPLE!

"HI THERE, 

DR. REPORT!

AND WELCOME!...

...I HOPE 

YOU'RE 

NOT EXPECTING 

A 

FIVE STAR 

HOTEL 

HERE!

BUT, 

WE DO HAVE

NICE TENTS!

AND THAT ONE THERE

 IS ALL YOURS!...DO YOU

KNOW THAT IT'S ELEVEN O'CLOCK

AT NIGHT?

WE CURRENTLY HAVE

24 HOUR SUN SHINE!

BUT 

LET ME SHOW

YOU THE INSIDE

OF YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS!

...INSIDE, 

IT CAN BE SORT OF

COMFY!...

...HSR...WE CAN KEEP WARM

BY THE FIRESIDE...

IF YOU'D LIKE...BUT FIRST...

LET'S

PLAY A GAME OF

"ICE CHESS!"


SO...

THE GROUP HAS SOME

FUN TIMES

INTO THE NIGHT,

THEN,

THEY CATCH SOME

REST TO START OUT EARLY IN THE

MORNING AND EXPLORE AROUND!...



"HSR!.. THERE'S A

HUGE CRACK

IN THE GLACIER

NEARBY...LET'S



CHECK IT OUT!


AND AFTER WALKING A WHILE,

THEY GET TO

A FISSURE

AND HSR LIGHTLY

WALKS

TO THE

EDGE

TO GET A BETTER LOOK...

BUT

UH OH!...

HE LOOSES HIF FOOTING AND

FALLS INTO THE CRACK!...

BOY!...WILL HE

EVER LEARN

NOT TO

GET TOO

CLOSE TO

DANGER?

AND NOT ONLY THAT,

HE SLIDES DOWN A CAVE OF ICE

FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE

WHOLE MINUTES!...

SO...

HE'S SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE PEOPLE!

...OH NO!...



WELL, HE'S NOT HURT BAD,

BUT WHEN HE

DUSTS HIMSELF OFF,

HE LOOKS AROUND

AND

SEES SOME EVIDENCE

OF

PREVIOUS LIFE!...

WHAT A FIND!...

NOW

ALL HE HAS TO DO

IS

GET BACK TO THE TOP!


BUT, WAIT...

HSR

LOOKS AROUND A LITTLE MORE

AND SEES

A MUMMY...

AND A

FROZEN

ICE AGE MAMMOTH!...

AND...

...WHAT'S THIS!...

A 

WHOLE BUNCH OF

THAT

'PRETTY LITTLE GOLD STUFF!'



SO, NOW...

HSR

SMILES AND FROWNS

AT THE SAME TIME,

AND THINKS,

"I'VE GOT TO

MAKE IT BACK AND

TELL THE

OTHERS...BUT...

FIRST...

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"



...

NOW,

HSR LOOKS AROUND

AND 

WALKS 

VERY CAREFULLY ON THE

SLIPPERY ICE AND...

WHOA!...

...A BIRD

PASSES

RIGHT BY HIM!

"WHAT'S A BIRD DOING

DOWN HERE?" 

HE ASKS HIMSELF...

AND AFTER WALKING SOME MORE,

A VOICE COMES TO HIM

FROM FURTHER DOWN...

NOW, 

A LADY STEPS OUT FROM THE SIDE...

AND SAYS,

"THERE YOU ARE, STRANGER!...HI...

MY NAME IS ICENDIA!...

...AND YOU ARE?"

"HI, MY NAME IS 

DOCTOR REPORT...

...I'M A DENTAL STUDENT ON BREAK

FROM USC!"

 

"WELL, THAT'S NICE!

NOW, HE ASKS,

"WAIT!...YOU LIVE DOWN HERE?"

"OF COURSE I DO, BUT

WE HAVE ADAPTED

TO THE COLD!" SHE SAYS.

"WE? YOU MEAN THAT

THERE'S MORE OF YOU?"

YES, THERE ARE 

BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE IN

THIS REGION," SHE SMILES.

"HOW DO YOU 

SURVIVE 

IN THIS ENVIRONMENT," 

HE ASKS...

"DO YOU FEEL FREEZING RIGHT NOW?"

"WOW!...NO, I DON'T," 

HE RESPONDS,

"WHY IS THAT?"

“WELL, THERE’S A 

THERMAL CIRCULATION SYSTEM 

THAT HELPS 

TO KEEP THE 

TEMPERATURES HERE 

JUST FINE!...

WE ALSO 

AREN’T TOO FAR FROM AN 

UNDERWATER LAVA VENT, 

WHICH GIVES US HEAT 

AND 

THAT HEAT IS TEMPERED BY 

THE FROZEN TEMPS FROM ABOVE! 

AND... 

...THE CRACKS IN THE ICE 

ABOVE

 

ALLOW LIGHT TO COME IN 

FOR ILLUMINATION!...

...WE SURIVE ON THE 

FROZEN MEAL OF 

SOME WELL-PRESERVED 

PREHISTORIC PLANTS  

AND ANIMALS, 

AND WE CATCH FRESH FISH AND 

HARVEST VERY NUTRITIOUS PLANTS 

FROM THE SEA AND 

WE ALSO GROW COLD-TOLERANT PLANTS, 

WHICH HAVE ADAPTED 

TO THE FRIGIDITY"… 

NOW, 

THE TWO OF THEM

CONTINUE ON AND

THEY WALK BY A PLACE 

THAT HAS

SORT OF WILD PLANTS AND ANIMALS!...

THEN 

THEY 

PASS BY HER  

SLEEPING AREA, 

AND 

SHE CONTINUES,

"WE HAVE 

MUCH TO TALK ABOUT

BUT 

BEFORE WE GO 

MUCH FURTHER, 

LET'S HAVE 

SOMETHING TO EAT!...

I PREPARED YOU 

A MEAL 

IN ANTICIPATION 

OF 

YOUR IMMINENT ARRIVAL!"

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

When I grow Big…  I want to 

be a Dentist!”

Dental Hygiene Wars!

“Yo!...

...Ready to Fight?...”    

…“You Bet!”

"I’m going to help Captain HSR 

in an upcoming Episode, 

when he 

hauls some of that 

121-Proton, 

highly-useful-yet-extremely-explosive Element, 

'Wingnium,' 

that all the 

Astro-Pirates and Interstellar Corporations 

want to steal!”

“These dangerous microbes keep 

proliferating and spreading! 

It makes Me Wonder…

...will we always be 

playing Catch-Up?”

“Please don’t hurt Me…

...I mean no Harm!”... 

"Sure!...

that’s what they all say!” 

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