"Ha Ha!...I'm The...'New Santa'...In Town!...And...Oh, Yeah!...I Got...
...Something..
....Just For You!"...
"Hi there, Visitor!...
I have been
So Waiting for You!
We, at this Blog are
So Grateful to have You Around!
...
Our Gifts Today for You
consist of
More Fun, Adventure, and Enlightenment!...
So...go ahead and...
Rip It Open!"
"Globally Speaking,
One of the Choices
to have
this Time
of Year
is the
"This Year
is
going to be different
from Last Year!
...i'm going to see
just How Much...
I Can Give!"
Yes, Doctor Report...
...Your
Outfit for the
New Year's Party
Just Came In!"
"What do I want More?...
My Fur Jacket from
Neiman Marcus...
...Or You!...
...why...
...The choice is Obvious!"
"Here Comes Doctor Danny Dentation
in his
Bentley...
...and...
...according to this Weather...
...not...
...a Moment Too Soon!"
"I'm glad that You
had a
Safe Flight!...
Come and
'Gimme Some Sugar!'"
"Let me get
this Straight!...
...Zombies use to be
Humans, right?...
Then...don't they
have..
...the 'Right To Party,' too?"
You and Your
'I Love Discovering
'New Things'
on Christmas Morning'
Smiles
are
So
So Happy!
Your 'Happiest of Holy Days'
Episode
for Today
is brought to you by
...Santa Hisself!
For Years,
HSR has been banned from
'Dressing Up'
the Christmas Tree!
But...
This Year...he just walks by
and doesn't even
touch it!...
However,
No One....believes Him!
Okay...So He has a
'Low Believability Index' every now
and then...and Now!...Again!...
I guess...that's the way it goes Sometimes!
But, His Girlfriend believes him,
however...She doesn't quite
understand Him!
"HSR...FOR
THE LIFE OF RILEY...
I DON'T
KNOW WHY
YOU WOULD WANT TO
LEAVE THIS
NICE WEATHER,
TO GO UP NORTH...
...LOOKING FOR TROUBLE!...
BUT...YOU'VE WORKED YOUR
WAY OUT OF
'TIGHT SPOTS'
BEFORE, SO
I'LL JUST PRAY
FOR YOU TO
STAY SAFE!"
"THANK YOU, DEAR," SAYS
HSR, AS HE
TAKES HIS CAR
UP NORTH...
I MEAN,
WAY
UP NORTH!...WHERE
THE LANDFORMS
ARE JUST
AMAZINGLY
STRANGE!
...BUT...
AFTER A WHOLE BUNCH OF MILES,
HE GETS TO THE
WHITE,
POWDERY
STUFF!
OH CRAP!...THERE'S MORE!...
I MEAN...
MUCH, MUCH,
TOO MUCH MORE!
AND NOW...
HE CAN'T TELL IF HE'S
ON A ROAD OR NOT!
...THEN...THE
ENGINE OF THE
CAR FREEZES!
NOW...HSR REMEMBERS
WHAT HIS MOM ALWAYS TOLD HIM,
"TROUBLE DON'T GO LOOKING FOR HSR...
...'PORTY-PORTY' GOES
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE!"
NOW, HE THINKS
TO HIMSELF,
"LOOKS LIKE I GOT
MYSELF INTO
ANOTHER
'BAAAD' MESS!
NOW,
HE MUST GO FIND
SOME SHELTER
REAL FAST!
"I'VE GOT TO
FIND A CAVE
OR SOMETHING!...
I THINK I'LL GO
THIS WAY!...I FEEL THAT
THERE MAY BE ONE
RIGHT THIS WAY!"
WHOA!...HE'S RIGHT!...
AND...
IT SEEMS LIKE
THE ENTRANCE
IS A
WELCOMING FRONT DOOR!
AND AFTER GOING
ALL THE
WAY IN...
"OMGOSH!" SAYS HSR...
THESE ARE
STALACTITES!...AND
OVER THERE...
STALAGMITES!
"I SHOULDA LISTENED TO
MY GIRLFRIEND,"
THINKS HSR,
AS HE PREPS FOR THE NIGHT....
..."I'LL EVEN TAKE A
HOUSE IN
THE SNOW,
MORE THAN THIS...BUT
BACK HOME, I COULD BE
WARM
WITH MY
GIRLFRIEND
AT HER
PLACE!
...SHUCKS!"
"It really is Better to Give than to
Receive!"
Oh Boy!
Christmas is Here!
And all around
The World...
...People are
Celebrating!
People are Praying,
and Families are
Getting Together,
and there
are Plenty of Parties!
"Hi There!
We are having a
Party
here, too!
But that one Celebration
is
Way Out The Way!...
But,
there's this one Party
that has
Santa's Helpers and
Their Families
Frolicking with Fun!
And there's another 'Office Party'
...Next Door!
Plus...
...there is a
Dentist that
Loves to Party...
Doctor Ulysses
Dentinegra!...Yes!...
And He's just
'Dancing Up a Storm!'
But...
another person
mistakenly bumps into
the Doctor's Cell Phone,
and makes it
'Butt Dial'
One of His
Zombie Patients!...
...And that Zom,
who likes to
Party a lot, too,
Figures out where
the Party
is going to be
and
She tells Her
Friends!
Then, People who follow
'Zombie Twitter,
find out, too!
And this One Girls says,
"Hey, Girlfriend...
There's a
'Mass Zombie'
Sighting...
just down the Street!
...Let's Go There and...
Blend In...And
have some Fun!...
...I'll bet you
there's a Great Party going on!...
I'm...
...Ready in a Sec!
Then her Friend says,
"I look
...'Real Enough,' don't I?...Let's Go!"
Now...at
the Party,
there's
Nice Entertainment!
And there's
People Partying
Left
and right...
...and Left again!
...Santa
Included!
And,
there's
Plenty
And The Zoms
are coming from
Far and
Wide...to Party
in the building
Next Door!
And, Boy...
do they ever 'Get Down
To
The
Music!'
and the
Zombie Santa's
'Doing His Thing!'
But...after a while...
...the
Zombies start to get...
a little...
...Restless...
...and Hungry!...
...For
...Brains!
Well,
Doctor Ulysses
Dentinegra,
gets wind of this possible Madness,
and He quickly goes to his car
and
gets some of His
Iron and Hemo Enriched,
'Secret Stash'
to feed the Partying Zombies,
so They
don't have to
Attack the People!
Wow!...
Is this one Zom
Satisfied...
or not?
And...Doctor Dentinegra's move
turns out to
be one
of the
'Best Moves Ever!'...
...Because no one Gets Hurt,
and the Parties
eventually
and all the
Folk go home
Happy and Tired!
...Hip hip hooray!
Wait!....What's this!...
Someone
off to the side
seemingly
Plots
..."Just wait till Next Year!"
May you have many...
..."God is So Good...
but...
many Bad Things happen
around the World!...
Everyday!...
But...as a Species...
...We
still keep Generally
Moving Forward!
Recognizing 'Higher Powers,
has always been a Part
of Many Cultures
around the World...
And I'll
always seek
'Supreme Knowledge' and
'Absolutely-Powerful
Sky!"...
..."OMGosh!...
Thanks for
starting up the
Gas Generator!...
The Big Snow Blizzard
took out all the Electricity!
...I guess
We'll have to
Keep Warm The Best Way We Can!"...
"Oh...You got his
for Me?...
I can't wait to
...Try It Out!"...
..."Sure...
...Santa's one Thing...
...but...
I'm grateful
that
...to be with Me!"...
...smiles!
"Doctor Report...being out here
in the Cold and the Snow
for the past Week
has been Great!
You bring in the
Firewood, and
start the Fireplace
and I help to
make the
Food Hot and
Everything
'Warm and Inviting'
and
I say that
We make a Great Team!"
"We're Still Trying To Figure Out...
...Who Loves Hollywood More!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Christmas Is Still...
...'Lovingly Celebrated!'...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"First...They threw the
'Kitchen Sink' at Me...
...Now,
it's the Kitchen Table!...
and...
...I'm Still Winning!"
"My Suit here
allows Me
to be
'Totally Immersed'
in
Bacterial Biofilm
and
Still Be Okay!"
"Yes!...
This is My
85th Tour Of Duty!"
It's Nighttime!
...And that means that
I can go
to the
All You Can Eat 'Interproximal Cafe!'"
"I just Won the
'Exterminator Hygienist Of The Year Award!"
"There has to be
some
DNA Fragments
around here somewhere!"
"We can't keep holding
the
Biofilm Bacteria
in Captivity!...
They are growing too much,
too fast...
and
Bursting out of Our Containers!...
Maybe We should just...
Throw Them Overboard!"
"I just ate some
Potato Chips and Dip
that was left
on My Host's Teeth!...and...
...I'm going back for More!"
"There You Are!...
Merry Christmas!...
You're...
...The Best Present!"
The Real Reason
for the Season?...
...Why...It's
The Birth of Our Lord, Of Course!...
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