...To The...Party!"...
"Hey,
Excuse Me...You New People!...
...and Hollywood!...
...I want To
Show You
something...
...Outside!...
...Come on...
Let's...
Go Down There!...
...Hey, Hollywood!...
...Like
The Lights?"
"Hollywood!...
This is a Dress
That I got
Last Christmas!...And....
...All I do is
...turn a button...and...
...Whoop!....
...There
It Is!"
"Our 'Holy Days'
have Music...as
Integral to
Carrying Out
the Passions
of Our Celebrations!
Swaying to the
'Feel of the Music,'
Brings Home
the Importance
of
Each
Spiritual Second!
And When I'm
Walking with You...
the
'Simple Streets'
turn into...
...'Dreamy Avenues!'"
"I Like the way...
...it's Warm in Here!"
"I really like
all of this Winter...and...
the Snow...
and the Crispy Cold Temps!...
...However...
...It's a
'Great Contrast'
to
The 'Heat
of
Your Hugs!'"...
"Hey There!...I'm from Last Week's Post...
...I Need You
to
Tell Me!...
...Have You...Seen...
...Captain Report?
"Years Ago...
I was Someone's
Christmas Play Doll...
But now...
I'm All
Grown Up and...on My Own!"
"I work with this
Dentist
who just treats
Billionaires!
...You Know...Doctor Olah Orala!...
...He calls me every once in a while
to work
with him!...
And I Love To!...Because
He's 'The Rarest!"
"It's
So Good that...
...Can I
Tie a Bow
Around It?"
...When Santa was a Kid...
And It
was Christmas...
...Who brought Him...His Gifts?...
You and Your
'I'd like to be
Santa's Helper
and
Work
Smiles
are
Flying Up To the
North Pole,
Right Now!
Your
'Virtually-Angelic World'
Episode
is brought to you by,
...Of Course...
...A...
Christmas
Angel!
So...Hollywood Report is
Up at Santa's Place and he
Pets
the Reindeer...all except...
...For One!...
...Who gives a
Look that Says...
"Not So Fast Buddy!""
Yup!...That Good Ol' Boy Report...
better watch his petting hand...because
...with the wrong One...
He just may
'Pull Back A Nub!'
Well, I certainly hope
that won't Happen, and
I hope HSR
Has a Nice Day!
But The Philosopher who said this, is correct,
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong!"
So, Now We glance and see
what can
possibly go wrong
in the Blog Post,
"I Ain't Kissin' You!...Your...
HSR WANTS TO
TRAVEL TO EUROPE,
AND RIDE A
'MYSTERY TRAIN'
AND FIND MORE OUT
ABOUT HIMSELF
AND HIS LIFE'S DESTINIES!...
SO, HE GETS TO THE TRAIN
STATION,
AND HE IMMEDIATELY THINKS BACK
TO WHEN HE WAS
JUST A KID,
AND THIS PRETTY LADY
GAVE HIM A
FREE TRAIN RIDE
AND AFTER
HOURS OF FUN RIDES
AND,
IT WAS OVER,
SHE PULLED HIM ASIDE
AND TOLD HSR,
"YOUNG MAN...
I SEE SOMETHING
VERY UNIQUE IN YOU...
I NEED YOU TO ALWAYS
LOOK FORWARD TO THINGS
AND
NEVER BACKWARD...
PLUS,
PLEASE COME BACK
FOR MORE FUN!...OKAY!"
"I WILL, MAM," SMILES
THE YOUNG KID HSR...
BUT EVEN THOUGH HE HAD
LOTS OF FUN
WITH TRAINS,
IT WAS THE STATIONS THAT
ALWAYS SEEMED
PRETTY
DREARY!
EXCEPT FOR WHEN
TRAINS
SURF THE SNOW
AND
GET PEOPLE ALL
WHITE
IN THE WINTER!
BUT NOW,
THERE AREN'T A LOT
OF PEOPLE THERE NOW...
WHICH IS NOT LIKE AT
OTHER STATIONS!
"HI THERE, YOUNG MAN!,"
SAYS THIS LADY,
"YOU LOOK ADVENTURESOME...
...WHERE ARE YOU HEADED?"
"I JUST WANT TO
DISCOVER SOME OF
THE COUNTRYSIDE,
AND,
DISCOVER SOMETHINGS
ABOUT MYSELF" ADMITS HSR...
"I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, SIR,"
SAYS THE LADY,
THERE ARE MANY THINGS
THAT YOU CAN LEARN
FROM WHAT YOU SEE AND WATCH
WITH YOUR EYES,
BUT...
THERE MAY BE
MANY MORE THINGS THAT
YOU CAN LEARN AND DISCOVER
IN YOUR OWN MIND
AND
WITH YOUR OTHER SENSES,
WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!...HERE...TAKE THIS...
AND DRINK SOME
TO RELAX
AND GAIN THE
INSIGHTS
THAT YOU SEEK,
AND FOR SOME
INSIGHTS
THAT YOU DON'T SEEK...
YOU KNOW...
...TO MAINTAIN BALANCE!
AND,
YOUNG MAN...
...I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS:
PAY ATTENTION TO THE
SIGNS TRYING TO TELL YOU THINGS,
AND
TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS AND
INTUITION!...I HOPE THAT YOU
SAVE YOURSELF
AND
MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD!...NOW...
GO AHEAD AND
'KICK SOME A!'"
"THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK MAM,"
SAYS HSR,
"THAT'S DOING ME GOOD!"
SO, AS HE IS ABOUT TO GET
ON THE TRAIN,
HE DOESN'T SEE A
CERTAIN WOMAN,
BUT,
SHE
SEES HIM!...
AND WHEN HE'S FINALLY ON
THE TRAIN,
THE PLACE IS NOT
PACKED
LIKE THIS...
...IT'S MORE LIKE...
THIS!...
SO,
HSR GRABS A SEAT
AND THE TRAIN
RIDES ON
FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE A
LONG TIME,
AND HE GETS UP AND WALKS
PAST A
NICE CAR,
AND HE SAYS HELLO
TO A
WOMAN WHO
HAS BEEN
WATCHING HIM,
BUT HSR
DOESN'T KNOW IT...
NOW,
HE GETS
TO HIS OWN PERSONAL
SLEEPING CAR
AND HE
SEES THE
'INVITING BED'
AND GETS IN IMMEDIATELY,
THEN,
HE REMEMBERS TO
TAKE A SIP OR TWO OF
THE
'ENLIGHTENING LIQUID'
THAT THE LADY GAVE HIM,
AND
AFTER THAT,
HE LINGERS AROUND
WITH HIS THOUGHTS
BEFORE SLEEPING,
AND HE REMEMBERS
A
FRIEND FROM COLLEGE
AND ONE OF HIS
DENTAL SCHOOL
PATIENTS,
AND
AS
HE STARTS TO GET
DROUSY,
THE WOMAN WITH THE RED COAT,
WHO HAS BEEN EYEING HIM,
COMES IN HIS ROOM
AND
SITS DOWN
NEXT TO HIM
AND TELLS HIM,
"HEY THERE, SIR,
I WANT TO
HELP
GUIDE YOU THROUGH
YOUR ONCOMING STAGES OF
DREAM SEQUENCES
FOR MAXIMUM
CLARITY,
SIGNIFICANCE,
AND...IMPACT!"
OKAY...SO,
HSR,
ON THE VERGE
OF ENTERING A
'HEAVY DREAMLAND,'
ASKS THE WOMAN,
"WELL,
WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT
OF ALL OF THIS?"...
"I WANT A
SUMPREME VANTAGE POINT,
IN YOUR
SUBCONSCIOUS SEQUENCE...
...JUST LIKE YOU!...NOW...
LET SLEEP TAKE YOU!"
...
NOW,
HSR DOES JUST THAT!...
"I REALLY LIKE THE
HYPNOTIC EFFECT
OF THIS SLOW AND
FRIENDLY-FEELING
TRAIN!" HE SAYS
TO HIMSELF
AS
'THE SHOW OF THE CLOSED
EYES'
STARTS,
VERY COLORFULLY!
BUT WAIT!...WHAT'S THIS!...
OFF TO THE SIDE,
THERE'S A
STRUCTURE ON FIRE!
WHOA!...A
NEIGHBORHOOD
KID
IS
'BRINGING
THE HEAT!
NOW,
THIS GUY ASKS,
"HI THERE!...SUDDENLY...I
FEEL LIKE...
...SWIMMING!"
NOW...
...OFF TO THE OTHER SIDE,
THERE'S
A
'GODZILLA-EQUIVALENT!'
NOW HSR DREAMS THAT A
WOMAN
IS HAVING A
DIFFICULT TIME!...AND SHE SAYS,
"I HATE TRAINS!"
THEN SUDDENLY,
THE TRAIN
IN HIS
DREAMS,
STARTS TO
SPEED UP!...
"WOW!
THEN IT GOES
FASTER!...
AND EVEN
'WAY
FASTER!'
AND WITHIN HSR'S
CEREBRUM...
HE STARTS TO
FREAK OUT!..."WE'RE GONNA CRASH!"
THEN THIS
'SHADOWY NEURONAL MANIFESTATION'
APPEARS TO HSR AND
PRONOUNCES,
"HSR...THIS IS YOUR MIND...YOUR DREAM!...YOU'RE
...THE BOSS!
...CHANGE WHAT YOU WILL,
THEN...MOVE ON!...
...BUT YOU MUST GET THROUGH THIS...
TO GET
TO THE
'OTHER SIDE!'..."
NOW THE LADY
ON THE TRAIN,
WHO IS ACCOMPANYING HIM
THROUGH ALL OF THIS,
SEES HSR MOVE
A LOT AND
KICK AROUND IN A FITFUL SLEEP,
AND SHE DECIDES TO
'EMOTIONALLY-SUPPORT' HIM
BY
PLANTING A
'CARING ONE'
ON HIS FOREHEAD,
AND SHE WHISPERS,
"...BE STRONG...
...FOR THIS...
...IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL
BATTLE THAT...
...YOU MUST WIN!"
"My Body's too cold after playing and throwing
Snow Balls!...I'm going inside
to Warm Up again!
Hello, Everyone!
It's that time...
...it's
almost
Christmas...
...Hip Hip
...Hooray!
And in Preparation...
For the 'Big Day,'
...some People
are
having
More Fun
than Others!
And Santa's Helpers are
getting Things Ready!...
But, Wait!...
The Place where They are
working,
right now,
is having some
...Earthquakes!...
And, Boy!...
It's
Really Rockin'!
So, having practiced Drills previously,
Everyone gets out
safely,
but...
the Building's...Oh No...
is...
...Just...Gone!...
Yikes!...
And when
Santa finds out...
He thinks,
"...What The!...We barely have
about a Week left, and
What will We ever do?"
Yes!...What will They Ever Do?...
...Well, the News
traveled far and wide
that
The 'Santa Factory' is...Down!
...That means...Gifts may not
Go Out!'''
So, one Lady emails a Friend
and tells her about
...Santa's Plight!
Then that Person,
who knows a Very Powerful
'Mover and Shaker!'
places a Call
to
the Famous Doctor Olah Orala's
Secretary...who is
always on the Move!
So, She
communicates with
The Good Doctor,
who is the 'Go To'
Dentist for the
World's Billionaires!
So, in No Time...
He swings a
'Great Deal!...With one of
His Well-Heeled Clients!
Now, Santa's Crew can
'Get Back To Work'
in a
'Brand Spanking New'
Building in the North...And
it comes with
...a Five-Star Restaurant!
So the Happy but Hectic Work Pace
is, once again,
in
'Full Swing!"
And The Many People
That are
in the Supply Chain for Christmas
now can
Relax and
be 'At Peace'
knowing
that
The 'Big Deadline'
can be Met!
..."In the meantime...
'Smooches!'"
May you have many...
..."The Best Christmas Gift
that You can
give
Yourself
is one that
allows You to do,
with the
many things in Life,
what You want to do...
...and...
...when You want to do It!"...
..."Emperor Report!...I am Your Guide
on an Upcoming Post,
where you will
Explore some Ruins
in Egypt!...But...
...For Your Safety...
I will Meet You there!"...
..."Of Course...I have to
'Keep Looking Good!'"...
...Even...
...in The Snow!"
..."Christmas is
just
not the Same
without You,
Hollywood!...
...Maybe it's the Way that
I like to
watch You
when
You
'Unwrap' My Gifts...
...smiles!
"When We
'Get Together'...
...We Should
...At Least...
Talk a 'Little!'"
"I'll need all of
My Metal
to get past the Guards
of this Secret Castle,
to do the
Baby Tooth Exchange,
for this
Protected Prince!"
"OMGosh!...There's Captain Hollywood's Ship From
...Last Week's Blog Post!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where You Can
...'Wildly' Mix And Match' With Nature!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Come on, Sophia!...
We've got to
make it
...Back to Base Camp!...Keep
Trying!"...
"Thank You, Sir, for
Your Help!...I'm hurt
Pretty Bad!....
...I don't know...
...if I can Make it!"
"Emergency, Everyone!...
...We've got Casualties!...Let's
start up the
'Subgingival Rescue Module' and
go out there
and
Save Some Lives!"
Thanks, Hollywood for
'Juicing Up' My Ride!
Now,
I can go
Zero to sixty in Three Seconds!
Can I take You
for a
'Quick Lunch?'"
"This is Great!....OMGosh!...
My Finest Achievement!...
Now...
...The World's Dental Perio Problems
can All be Solved with
This New
'Targeted Retrobiotic Protocol!'...Yes!"
"What?!...You
Made a Cake for Me?...
Nice!...And the
Icing is made from
...Clumps of
'Host Red Blood Cells?...
...Why...I can't Wait..to try It!"
"So...Those Earthlings are finally
setting up
Their Moon Base here!
I'm going to alert
Our Microbiome Community to
Infect the Mouths
of the Humans with
'L. O. S.,'
...You Know...
...'Lunarian Oral Syndrome!...Ha ha ha!"
"Today, I'm Presenting
and
Defending
My
Doctoral Dissertation
at the
Winge Institute for the Oral Sciences
on 'Promoting Faster Sulcular Regrowth
after
Regional 'Scorched Earth' Therapeutics!'...
...Pray for Me, Okay?"
"In The End...
...Everybody...Gets Eaten...
...Sooner...or...Later!"...
So...
...Get Ready!"...
"When You Bet
on the 'Heart Of Love'...
...You...
...Never Lose!"
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