Thursday, January 24, 2019

I Ain't Kissin' You!...Your...'Breff...Stank!'...

"Hey!...Y'alls Need To Brush!...I Smell 'Breff' In Here!...And I Ain't No Honorable Member Of


The Golden Order Of Breff Stank!...



















































"You're a  Very Smooth Person,

Hollywood!...

...so much so that

I had to

                                                             
Become Smooth Myself!...

So Now



We're Bot Some 

Really Smooth People!"



























































"My Virtual World is so Perfect!

                                                               
The Weather can be as Gorgeous 

as it wants to be!...


And...

Hollywood's

on his Way

for Me!"











































































"Hi There, Reader,

Welcome!...

And Oh...

Don't mind My Glasses...

...HSR

just



Melts Me That Way!"































































"After the Hardest

of the Winter transpires


there's a start to the 

Thawing out!


and Ultimately


Beautiful Blooms Will Burst Open!...


Once Again!...






























































"Wow!...

You were the First Dentist

on the Moon?

Great!

But,


What are you doing Back Here?"
























































"My...This is my first Visit

to Doctor Report's

High-Rise

Dental Day Spa!


And, already...

I must say

that


I am Impressed!"























































"How did You Know

that I have


Arachnoid Tendencies?"
















































"Hello!...

I'm in this

Transylvanian Forest

looking for the

Forest Crosser HSR!...



Have You


seen Him around?"...








































































You and your

'I want to see into the future



so that

maybe

I can make some appropriate


adjustments!'

smiles

are

really just glad for the


Present Day, First!






























































































































Your Tangible Benefits

derived to you

from this

'Literary Medicine'

Episode is served to you

on a Nice Platter


by

good


and bad


waiters!


































































































































Scissors, Papers, Rocks!...

We've all played it at

one time or another...

But,

you know who,

seems to never be able to win!


HSR always ties,

or

loses!













Well, if that's the case

HSR still has his

streak of 'Unfortunate Events'

still very much Intact!

However, now,

while on break from

USC


Dental School,

(it seems that all of his

Complications happen

while he's on Break-

so maybe he should

forgo his Vacations!)



But now,

HSR WANTS TO

TRAVEL TO EUROPE,

AND RIDE A

'MYSTERY TRAIN'

AND FIND MORE OUT

ABOUT HIMSELF

AND HIS LIFE'S DESTINIES!...


SO, HE GETS TO THE TRAIN


STATION,

AND HE IMMEDIATELY THINKS BACK 

TO WHEN HE WAS 

JUST A KID,

AND THIS PRETTY LADY

GAVE HIM A 

FREE TRAIN RIDE


AND AFTER 

HOURS OF FUN RIDES

AND,

IT WAS OVER,

SHE PULLED HIM ASIDE

AND TOLD HSR,


"YOUNG MAN...

I SEE SOMETHING

VERY UNIQUE IN YOU...

I NEED YOU TO ALWAYS

LOOK FORWARD TO THINGS

AND

NEVER BACKWARD...

PLUS, 


PLEASE COME BACK

FOR MORE FUN!...OKAY!"


"I WILL, MAM," SMILES 

THE YOUNG KID HSR...



BUT EVEN THOUGH HE HAD LOTS OF FUN

WITH TRAINS,

IT WAS THE STATIONS THAT

ALWAYS SEEMED

PRETTY


DREARY!

EXCEPT FOR WHEN

TRAINS 

SURF THE SNOW

AND


GET PEOPLE ALL 


WHITE


IN THE WINTER!


BUT NOW,

THERE AREN'T A LOT 


OF PEOPLE THERE NOW...

WHICH IS NOT LIKE AT


OTHER STATIONS!


"HI THERE, YOUNG MAN!," 


SAYS THIS LADY, 

"YOU LOOK ADVENTURESOME...

...WHERE ARE YOU HEADED?"

"I JUST WANT TO 

DISCOVER SOME OF 

THE COUNTRYSIDE,

AND,

DISCOVER SOMETHINGS 

ABOUT MYSELF" ADMITS HSR...

"I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, SIR,"

SAYS THE LADY,


THERE ARE MANY THINGS 

THAT YOU CAN LEARN

FROM WHAT YOU SEE AND WATCH

WITH YOUR EYES,

BUT...

THERE MAY BE 

MANY MORE THINGS THAT

YOU CAN LEARN AND DISCOVER

IN YOUR OWN MIND

AND 


WITH YOUR OTHER SENSES,

WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!...HERE...TAKE THIS...


AND DRINK SOME 

TO RELAX 

AND GAIN THE

INSIGHTS 

THAT YOU SEEK,

AND FOR SOME 

INSIGHTS

THAT YOU DON'T SEEK...

YOU KNOW...

...TO MAINTAIN BALANCE!

AND,

I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS:

PAY ATTENTION TO THE

SIGNS TRYING TO TELL YOU THINGS,

AND

TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS AND

INTUITION!...I HOPE THT YOU

SAVE YOURSELF

AND


MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD!...NOW...

GO AND KICK SOME 'A!'"


"THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK MAM,"

SAYS HSR,

THAT'S DOING ME GOOD!"



SO, AS HE S ABOUT TO GET

ON THE TRAIN,

HE DOESN'T SEE A

WOMAN,

BUT,

SHE


SEES HIM!...

AND WHEN HE'S FINALLY ON,

THE PLACE IS NOT 

PACKED LIKE THIS...


IT'S MORE LIKE


THIS!...


SO HSR GRABS A SEAT

AND THE TRAIN

RIDES ON 

FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE A 


LONG TIME,

AND HSR GETS UP AND WALKS

PAST A 


NICE CAR,

AND HE SAYS HELLO TO A


WOMAN WHO 

HAS BEEN 

WATCHING HIM,

BUT HSR 

DOESN'T KNOW IT...

SO HE GETS 

TO HIS OWN PERSONAL 

SLEEPING CAR


AND SEES THE INVITING BED


AND GETS IN IMMEDIATELY,

THEN REMEMBERS TO 

TAKE A SIP OR TWO OF

THE ENLIGHTENING LIQUID


THAT THE LADY GAVE HIM,

AND HE LINGERS AROUND 

WITH HIS THOUGHTS

BEFORE SLEEPING,

AND HE REMEMBERS

A


FRIEND FROM COLLEGE

AND ONE OF HIS

DENTAL SCHOOL 


PATIENTS, AND AS HE STARTS TO GET

DROUSY

THE WOMAN WITH THE RED COAT

COMES IN AND

SITS NEXT TO HIM

AND TELLS HIM,

"HEY THERE, SIR,

I WANT TO 

HELP 

GUIDE YOU THROUGH

YOUR ONCOMING STAGES OF 

DREAM SEQUENCES 

FOR MAXIMUM 

CLARITY, SIGNIFICANCE,

AND IMPACT!"


SO,

HSR, 

ON THE VERGE

OF ENTERING A HEAVY DREAMLAND,

ASKS,

"WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT

OF ALL OF THIS?"...

"I WANT A 

SUMPREME VANTAGE POINT,


JUST LIKE YOU!...NOW... 

LET SLEEP TAKE YOU!"





































































































Love Toothbrush®                                       



































































"Life can be so much fun!...Can I keep Livin'?...And


Dancing'...

...Please!"











































































































Yes!...Life can be

'So Much Fun!'


And so much so

with


our 'Loved Ones!'


That is...

until...

their


'Breff'...

gets in the way!



That's right!

You all know what I mean,


right!

I mean 

Bad Breath can

teach People a Lesson!...

Just listen...





This Guy says,


"Hi there! Can I buy you Lunch?"





"Thank you Sir, but I'm 


not into Rotten Eggs, Garlic, and 

Stale Cheese!" responds this Lady!




"That was too Cold,

Man!"






Truthfully,

Bad Breath,

more fondly known as

'Breff Stank!,

has 

haunted Mankind...and Womankind...

...since we've been around

here on Earth!...

...especially before

flossing was invented!


Hey!...

Not that Flossing!...

This Flossing:


Floss was waiting to be be found!

And before it came about (in 1882)...everyone

had 

Breff Stank!




Hey, People!...Want a

'Puff O' Stank?'...


...Oh, Yeah!...






Now,

we are all innocent

until 

proven guilty!..Right?


But these things can 

make you Guilty...in a 

Court Of Breath:




Certain foods,


can give

your Breath 'The Blues!'



Garlic makes food taste better, but

it can also help open doors...


especially when

People want to 

escape 


you!




Rotten eggs, or that

Hydrogen Sulfide smell


really deserves an

Honorable Mention! But...Please stand a 

distance from me when 

you do mention it!





'Breff' can also seem to be based in 


'Funky Cheese!...

Please, Louise!






 Onions may also be a 


Tasty Culprit!



But,

Baaaad Breff


is not only

Food's Fault!...




Smoking can


help one 'Graduate'

at the Top Of The Class

at


'Breff University!





And it's a proven fact that

not brushing, flossing and rinsing

enough

can also be a Major Cause of

Plaque Build up

and


can also get you 

free tickets


into 

the 'Games of Breff!' 




Fact!:

Stank can also emanate from an

unclean 


Tongue!




A healthy, clean tongue should be


Pink!



Toothbrushes or

Tongue Scrapers


can help!






Breff Hint:

Are there a lot of these


around when your mouth is open?






Breath sprays


and perfumes


and Mints


only help to 

temporarily mask 

'The 


Problem!'



But,

let's face it...

...once you clean up 


and 

hose your mouth


down,

chances are 

that things will be 


much, much better!


Then, 

you can be 

Confident in the power of 


Your Mouth,

and not have to worry 

about giving the


'Wrong 


Impression!'




That's it!...

Check Yourself

before you


Wreck Yourself!





Now,

Ladies...

if someone 

comes up

to you on the street

with a Mouth like this,

and says,


"Kiss Me, Baby!"

will you say "Yes,"

or,

like this guy urges,

say


"Naw!"


Oh, well...

such is Life!







So, a guy 

heads on out to


work and 

walks down the street,

all cleaned up and Happy,

and 


smiling!..


And now,

this Lady 

sees him and 

thinks,

"There's that 

Handsome,

'Sweet-Breath' Man!...


I have got to meet him!...

...Be daring, Girl!"

So, 

she asks him,

"Would you like to 

go on a


'Breath Mint Date?"














































































Please see your 

Dentist and Hygienist

so no one will 

treat you like this
\

and 

Turn Off

Your


Program!















































































"I'm so Thankful

that

Doctor Report

made

My Breath

Equal to the


Sweet Fragrance of Roses!"













































































































May you have many...



"HSR!!...

I can feel that

Our Finding of the

Buried Desert Treasure

will happen

just in time before the

Very Rare Celestial Alignment

so that we may



"Decipher The Revealing Signs

and Secrets of

Our Epic Adventure!"







..."My Phone

is a


Very Central Part

of My Life!


And the same goes for

Billions of


People on this Planet!

It's almost

as if,

when

the Phone is


out of

Our Hands...


we can't wait


to get it back


in Them!"...





..."OMGosh, Hollywood...

with My New Lenses,

I can



see right through You!"...





..."I know that you

just entered Dreamland HSR...

but...


Still Hang On!"...

...For 'Dear Dream!'"



...smiles!


















































"Reader!...

Our Show

is almost over

and


This New Knowledge

for you will

help in

The Coming Week!"


















































Beautiful Moonlights 

Over The Beautiful Waters 

are ...




Always Beautiful Sights!"














































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where There's 


Lots More Snow On The Way!...'




















































































Dental Hygiene Wars!





































"Ha, Ha, Ha!...

Three more steps

and

I'll,

with my Bacterial-Aggregate Self,

spring My



Trap Door on those

Three Hygienists!"





















"They don't call me



'Vacuum'  for nothing!"























"My Acidic,

Electro-Chemical

Megashocks



will Decimate and Shatter that 

Enamel Matrix...

...to Smithereens!"















"My Bactericidal

Attack Dogs!

There's That Juicy Plaque

that you like!...


...and it's

 'All You can Eat!'"










"This doesn't look good!...

It looks like 

it's


Every Hygienist for Themselves!"












"Hey...

for me...

this is so much fun!


I'm having some  'Battles Of A Lifetime!'"















































































































































































































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