"I'm The Dental Plaque In Your Mouth!...Right Now!...Ha Ha Ha!...
...Tell Me...How Do I Taste?...
Oh, And...Please...
Leave Me Some More Food On Your Teeth!...And I,
...Can Paaaaartay!"
"Take Heed, People of the Population!...
The Mother Earth is a
'Macro-organism' and we
are but One of
the Many Organ Systems
of this World!
And...
...be glad that we have the
Bacteria in our
Mouths that we do have,
because
if we had some other
Bacteria...
They might be
Far Worse!"
"With My Floss,
My Love Toothbrush®,
My Toothpaste,
and My Rinse
In My Purse,
I'm
Ready for Anything!"
"My Butterflies
Like you!...
You must be
A Nice Person!"
"And we Thank You for
we received
Last Year!"
“Thank You For the Sweater, Hollywood!...
Let’s see how
This Sweater feels
With your arm around me
as we walk back inside the House!”,
The Winter Cold
is so special
to Me!
And after this
Extreme Swing
in the Chilly Direction...
The Weather Pendulum will reverse
and then we will have
Perfect Days Again!"
”You say that
I’m a Fashion Designer?
‘Hummph!...I bet that you
say that to All The Girls!”
Yes, Hollywood!...
Just reach a little more
out of your
Comfort Zone,
and,
Look at This!...
...You and your
"I'm not ready to
get out
of bed yet"
smiles
are
drinking
'The Stuff' to try
and
'Stay Awake!'
Your Enlightening
Episode For Today
is brought to you by
But it's not
just Any Old Rock!...
Yours is a carnivorous Rock which
needs to
...be Fed!...
"I make sure that My
Pet Rock
gets
enough
Minerals!"
"Okay, Boys and Girls,
Today's
Blog Post
goes like This!..."
…Thank You,
Tree Leaves !...
For
Giving Your Lives...to give Us
Oxygen!
The Pommel Horse!
Only a few people in this World
are
really
great at
it!
...Oh My...
Gosh!...
HSR, however
tries so hard...
but...
eventually...
he realizes that
he can't win
and says,
"I guess I better stop
'afore'
I hurt Myself!"
Which is True!
HSR doesn't want to hurt
hisself...but that
might end up
happening
anyway!
Just check out what happened
during
"You "Betta" "Sanitize, Deodorize, And Decontaminate" Your Mouth Frequently!...Or...
This May Happen To You! ,"
and
before that,
in the Blog Entry,
"This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures For George Washington
To Look Great While Winning The War!,"
AND
THERE,
AS AN A
ADVENTURE-SEEKING
YOUNG MAN
HSR
LOVES HIS BIKE,
BUT,
NOW
HE HAS A CHANCE TO VISIT HIS
GREAT GRANDPARENTS AGAIN
IN THE
FORESTED
COUNTRYSIDE,
AND LAST YEAR
HE HAD A GREAT TIME!
AND THIS YEAR,
WHEN HE VISITS,
HIS GREAT GRANDPARENTS SAY,
"HSR...YOU'VE GROWN
SO MUCH TALLER!'
THEN THE GREAT GRANDPARENTS
LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND
HE SAYS,
"WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK
THAT HSR IS GOING TO RIDE
THIS TIME?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
HE HAS A BIG CHOICE BACK THERE!"
SHE SMILES!"
"I'LL SEE YOU IN A BIT!"
SCREAMS HSR,
AS HE BOLTS OUT
THE BACK DOOR!...
AND HE RUNS DOWN
THE PATH
TO THE CARS,
AND HE SEES
THE LAST ONE
HE
RACED!...
AND NOW, HE...HIS HEART!...IT...ALMOST...MELTS!
OMG!
IT'S
BEAUTIFUL!
AND THE INSIDE...
...IT LOOKS LIKE
THIS!...
BUT,
TO HSR,
THE COCKPIT LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE
THIS!
"TIME TO GET
BUSY Y'ALL!" SCREAMS HSR!
"THIS IS BETTER THAN A
CADILLAC
SIXTEEN!"
SO,
HSR IS JUST
CRUSING ALONG...
"HEY,
RACE!
SO HE PRESSES
A
'SERIOUS HEADLIGHT' BUTTON,
AND
OH MY!...
OKAY...SO THEY START TO SPEED!...
BUT IT AIN'T LIKE THIS
JEEEZ!...
IT'S LIKE THIS!
THEY ARE GOING SO FAST
THAT
THEY ARE
APPROACHING
MACH 1...THEN
MACH 2!
NOW,
A MARINE COPTER
WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!
"OH NO," SAYS HSR,
I'MA NEED
SOME GAS!...HEY...
HERE'S A STATION...I'LL
THE SIDE!...
NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE
IT!"
"NOW I'M IN MY MONSTER
TRUCK AND I CAN TAKE
WALK A LITTLE!"...
"NOW I'M AT THE NORTH POLE,
AND
WHOOOOOOA...
...BLAM!"
...MADE IT!"
SO NOW, HSR
GETS OUT THE CAR,
AND RUNS
BACK TO THE HOUSE
BUT,
ON HIS WAY,
HE SEES
A BEAUTIFUL SKY BIRD!
"AWW, MAN!...
I'MA GO AND EAT
AND THEN, I'MA
COME BACK
AND
FLY TO OUTER SPACE!"
THERE,
AS AN A
ADVENTURE-SEEKING
YOUNG MAN
HSR
LOVES HIS BIKE,
NOW
HE HAS A CHANCE TO VISIT HIS
GREAT GRANDPARENTS AGAIN
IN THE
FORESTED
COUNTRYSIDE,
AND LAST YEAR
HE HAD A GREAT TIME!
AND THIS YEAR,
WHEN HE VISITS,
HIS GREAT GRANDPARENTS SAY,
"HSR...YOU'VE GROWN
SO MUCH TALLER!'
THEN THE GREAT GRANDPARENTS
LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND
HE SAYS,
"WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK
THAT HSR IS GOING TO RIDE
THIS TIME?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
HE HAS A BIG CHOICE BACK THERE!"
SHE SMILES!"
"I'LL SEE YOU IN A BIT!"
SCREAMS HSR,
AS HE BOLTS OUT
THE BACK DOOR!...
AND HE RUNS DOWN
THE PATH
TO THE CARS,
AND HE SEES
THE LAST ONE
HE
RACED!...
AND NOW, HE...HIS HEART!...IT...ALMOST...MELTS!
OMG!
IT'S
BEAUTIFUL!
AND THE INSIDE...
...IT LOOKS LIKE
THIS!...
BUT,
TO HSR,
THE COCKPIT LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE
THIS!
"TIME TO GET
BUSY Y'ALL!" SCREAMS HSR!
"THIS IS BETTER THAN A
CADILLAC
SIXTEEN!"
SO,
HSR IS JUST
CRUSING ALONG...
"HEY,
STAY IN YO' LANE!...
AND YOU,"
HSR WARNS A LADY,
"EYES ON THE ROAD!"
AND OFF TO THE SIDE,
HE SEES
A
FUTURE
RACE CAR DRIVER!
AND NOW AN SUV
TURN IN
FRONT OF HSR!...OH NO!...
BUT HIS CAR STILL WORKS!
NOW,
YOUNG HSR
SEES A GUY THAT WANTS TO
RACE!
SO HE PRESSES
A
'SERIOUS HEADLIGHT' BUTTON,
AND
OH MY!...
OKAY...SO THEY START TO SPEED!...
BUT IT AIN'T LIKE THIS
OR THIS
AND IT AIN'T,
THANKFULLY,
EVEN
LIKE THIS,
OR
JEEEZ!...
IT'S LIKE THIS!
THEY ARE GOING SO FAST
THAT
THEY ARE
APPROACHING
MACH 1...THEN
MACH 2!
NOW,
A MARINE COPTER
WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!
"OH NO," SAYS HSR,
I'MA NEED
SOME GAS!...HEY...
HERE'S A STATION...I'LL
PULL AROUND TO
THE SIDE!...
NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE
IT!"
"NOW I'M IN MY MONSTER
TRUCK AND I CAN TAKE
ANYTHING!"...
"I CAN EVEN MAKE MY
TRUCK
WALK A LITTLE!"...
"NOW I'M AT THE NORTH POLE,
AND
WHOOOOOOA...
...BLAM!"
...MADE IT!"
SO NOW, HSR
GETS OUT THE CAR,
AND RUNS
BACK TO THE HOUSE
BUT,
ON HIS WAY,
HE SEES
A BEAUTIFUL SKY BIRD!
"AWW, MAN!...
I'MA GO AND EAT
AND THEN, I'MA
COME BACK
AND
FLY TO OUTER SPACE!"
"There are situations when you want time to pass by slowly, and there are situations
when it can’t pass by fast enough!
It is said that...
A Rose...
...by any other Name...
Is Still Just As Beautiful!"
So that means that
Roses and
the Dental Plaque/Biofilm
found in the Mouths of People
have at least one thing in common!
Both are
...what they are...
Roses are Great
but,
Plaque is not!...
...It is downright ugly and disgusting!
...and disease-producing!
Yes!...
The Creatures in Dental Plaque
reside in
'The Liquid Swamp' in our
Mouths!...
There are Beasts that
have their own intentions...for their survival!
Some of the inhabitants...the Bacteria,
look like
And even 'further closer up'...
they may look like
OMGosh!
Bacteria can grow and
mature and split to form
new Bacteria!
And they can join
together
and make
a shape like
a
...wait a Minute!
Boy, oh, boy...
...those bacteria have an
insatiable appetite,
almost like
some of us!
But,
when it comes out the
'Other End'...and it will...
...it may
'Turn You Off'
something terrible!
Now, People usually can't
taste their own
Plaque,
but...
if things go wrong,
and they become
sensitized...
well,
it might not...
or it won't...
be a
'Pretty Sight!'
Please 'Heed These Words,' People!
Take Care Of Your 'Dental Bones!'...
...If not,
Your Mouth will
change from a
Swamp
into a
Toxic
Waste Dump!...
"Hey, You...
No, don't!
...Too Late!...
Now,
this guy
might turn into
'Swampy Sam!'
Now,
he's gonna
feel right at home,
and
he'll have a bunch of
'New Friends!'
So,
you all know what to...
do!
And your breath should
smell nice
and not
like
'Get Away Quick!'
"That's right!...Memba Me, from to Top!...
Hey,
don't brush enough
and
I'll set up
'Me Condo'
In your Mouth!"
"Roses are Red
and Violets are Blue
Brush them all up,
After you Chew!"
"Our Infinitely Warm Hearts
Are Really
Saving
You and I
here in this
Cold Weather!"
"Hi HSR...
I like seeing you
every year
about this time...
...so that
we can
watch this happen!"
May you have many...
..."Christmas and New Years
have special meanings for all of us,
but each New Year
brings a more experienced perspective!
And the
'Most Important Things'
to us
change as Time passes!
And all of these New Years are okay...
...as long as they keep coming!"...
..."Reflections show Us things!...
Hey...I wonder how we
checked our teeth
before Mirrors were made?"...
..."More Good Things
are coming
to those
who Persist
and
have Faith!"...
..."So, Dr. Report...
what made you want to
go into Dentistry?....
You liked the way
People were happy
with the new way
that they could Smile?
Wow...
So you made the Patients
'Thrilled To Have a New Grill to Chill!'"...
...smiles!
"Hey, HSR,
Bet you can't
hit us with
some Snowballs!"
Six Months from Now,
This Lady
will have some
'Nice Ones' for
The Dentist's Office
Waiting Room!
"OMGosh!... The Sky
Looks Just Great!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where You Only Get What You Need!...And Not
What You Want!...
"Yes!...
My Six Month Recall
Appointment
with Dr. Report...
is Today!
"The Dental Hygiene Wars!
Things are starting out
nice and peaceful and
serene Today
after a meal,
the
Ugly Oral
Bacterias
show up to
eat them
some
'Oral Leftovers!'
"Not on my watch,
you don't!"
"Staphylococcus,
Actinomyces,
and all of
You Others...
"My Brothers in Victory!...
I'm laying down some
Mucopolysaccharides, so that
we can stick to,
and 'Stick It To'
the teeth!"
"Here's a surprise for you!...
And after that,
you'll be suctioned away
into Oblivion!"
"Way back on the Tongue
is a good place to hide
for now!...
And when they are asleep...
I'll begin my
Enamel Assault!"
"Well, I wiped almost all of Them out!
And I finished My Shift!
...I'm Tired!
Now...
I'm glad that
the Other Staff
will
Take it from Here!"
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