Friday, September 23, 2022

Can You Tell...If...People Are...'Straight'...'Gay'... 'LGBTQIA+' ...'Pan'...'Fluid'...'Cross Dressing'... 'They'... 'Non-Binary'...'None Of The Above'... 'All Of The Above'...Or...'What Ever*'...Just By... Looking At ...'Their' Smiles?''...Part 2....

 













"Hello, Everyone!...

...I'm Here Now!...

Let's get this

Show on The Road!...


..."I ask You All...

This Very Simple

Question!...

Can You tell

a Person's...how should I say this...

Can You tell People's

'Personal Procilivites'

or their

'Orientation,'...

or


...how They 'Swang' just by

checking out how

'They'


Smile?...Any one want to

Comment?"






"Yeah, Sugar!...

How can you tell a

Book By it's

Cover...


if you don't

'Peek between the

Covers?'"






"That's a Fair

Question!...



...Any one else?"



"You...Person!...

How would you like to

be identified?"










"IDK!..That's How...



...'I Don't Know!"






Now... this Person says,

"Well...if You ask Me....

That's for

Me to Know

and...

'Pooof!...


...You to Find Out!"





"Well,

Nobody asked You...

...You...



...You...'Hooligan!"





"Sir...You keep raising Your Hand...

is there



something you'd

like to Say?"



"Yes!...I'm 'Coming out

of the Closet!...And,

I'm

Str...Str...Str...


Str...Straight!..."



"Well...You could hardly

get it out!...

But...for some reason,

I believe You!

...Con-


gratulations, Sir!"...




"Honey!...Look at Me...I want To



say something!...

...You've got to

'Open Your Eyes'

to other Facial and Body cues

to tell if they are...

...you know...

...if they are...

'Proud to Be!'...Yeah!...

...That's Right!


Oh...and Hi there



All My Lovely and Adoring Fans!..."





"Don't Hog the Spotlight, Okay!...

We all Know You!...

I think that

This One

has something pertinent to say!...

...Let

Loose, Sister!"






Thank You, RuRu!

I think that all Smiles

just show the Teeth...you know...

but...


We need to know what's up

with

the Smiler's Thoughts!

They could be just

Innocently Happy and Gay!...So What!...

Or...

They could be

'Holding Back Information,'


or straight up


Lying!

And they might have

Evil


Thoughts!...Watch out!...


And Remember...

a 'Sneer' is


'Just a Couple of Millimeters' 

different

from a Smile!...

But, I can sometimes tell

which Way Some People 'Swang'

just by looking at

how 'They' use 'They Mouths!'"





"You make some Valid Points,



Girl!"








“I might not be able to tell 

the ‘Orientation’ of All Humans

 just by checking their Smiles, 

but, 

I can tell ,

with 100% accuracy... 



...what ‘Second Lifers’ are all about!”





“Do you think that HSR

knows about Us?...Should We tell Him?...




...Does He even Care?”…












“Good!...Nobody knows Who, What, or...

...'Which'…   …I Am!”








Hey, You



Two!...

...No Bite


Fighting In Here!...

Stop it!...



Right Now!"











“That’s why I don’t Smile

that much!...

...I don’t want to... 


...get ‘Busted!’”








"Well...I think that

we are

what we eat, and drink,

and we are what we talk about

and think

and...we are what

We Do!...And Our Smiles Reflect that!"





"OMGosh!...

I think that

You Just 'Hit The Nail


On The Head!'...That's 

Soothing To Know!"....





"Do You know the Best

Three Words that

Your Partner can Say

on the Phone, on 

'They'

way over?...


..."I'm Comin', Daaalin'!""






"Oh, Please....


...Spare Me!"









"Hey!...I'd like to say


something!"












"Well, 'Hay's for Horses!'

...And I'm cutting this 

Short and Sweet!...



...Come Back for Part


Two, Okay...

...All You Sugars 


Out There!"



...



"People!...

...We are returning for 

Part Two of..."Can You Tell

what People do...

...with their Private Lives...

...just by looking

at their Smiles?""


"But before we start,

I just want to say Thanks to all of

the support shown by the 

hundreds of us in

the Overflow...


outside!"




"Now as you could probably guess, there are

people out there that don't think it's


possible to tell...like this 'One,' 

who says,


"You'll Never guess My Identity...

...from My Smile...

...In a Million Years!"



"And another 'One'

says,


"I don't think it's that

important

to know what They do...until...

...the Rubber meets the Road!"



"And a third person reveals,"


"Even after eight tries, you still haven't guessed

What I'm Attracted To!...Forget it!"



Now, all of you folk out there!...

I have a treat for you!...

A real...

Private Eye!...Tell us, Mz. Eye...

...what is...This

Person's Pronoun?"


"Oh, boy," says Mz. Eye, "

...There are at least 

two sides to him,

but 

I make him out to be

...'Purposefully Ambiguous!'"


"And Mz. Eye,

how

about

this

'One?'"


"Oh, My!...Please give me his number, 

and...

I'll get back to you

after more study!"



"Okay, People, I think I know

what she 

has in mind!...but 

be that ass it may...

We have another

'Orientation Investigator'

in the Studio!..Tell me, Honey,

this One has a nice Smile...what are

his Proclivities!"


"When I see his Smile,

I think of that 

phrase...

as Straight as an Arrow!"


"Well how about 

this

"One?'"


"I'll tell you

what 'Prognostic Pronoun' he is...right now!... He is

...just what you think he is!"


"And can you tell the

'Orientation' of this

Human?"



"I am picking up some


'Mixed Signals,' but I have my Roommate here!...

...Hey Roommate, can you tell 

which type of

Pronoun that 

'They'


are attracted to?"




Now, 

the roommate says, "There are

too many Curveballs...I...can't...

speak with Certainty!"



The Private Eye then says,

"My Dear Host...Please

put on these glasses...

...they are special...Its Developer says

that they are

'True Orientation Glasses,' to

figure out

How People like to 'Swang!...

...With 99.9% accuracy!...

...Try them on and 

tell me the 

'System Preferences'

of

this

'One' and

This 

'Type!'"


Now,

the Host looks and sees through them and

then 

looks at one

and then the 

other...and goes,

"These 'Orientation Diagnostic' glasses are 

too dangerous for Humanity!...

...Everyone will immediately...

...'Be Busted!'...Well...

that's enough for right now!...

...Thank you everyone 

for coming!...

...And...Remember...

You may not be able to tell

everything about someone...from just

looking at

'Their' Smile...

...but...

...It might be Fun finding Out!"








 



















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