"OMGosh!...And This Is The...Most Important Speech...Of His Presidency!...And...His
Life!...And...
...I'm...Just...Horrified!"...
"When the Smiles
of the
'Globally Important'
are at stake...
I know exactly
Who's going to
'Get the Call!'"
Every time
I Look Into Your Eyes
I See
A New Chapter
in Our Lives
About to Open!"
"Welcome to This Blog!...
...Listen Up...
...Don't Stand up,
when You can Sit Down
and
don't...
Sit Down
when
You can Lay Down!"
"Wait a sec, Hollywood!...
Limme put my Cup Down...
Now,
You say that,
You
Want to take
Me Where?"
"Oops!...
I guess You...
Found My Hiding Spot!"
"HSR!...
You have travelled
a Great Distance to
get Here!
...So tell Me...
...What...
Do You Really Want?"
"Hi!...
I'm going to my
Dental Check Up
right now!
Staying in Contact
with
Doctor Report
helps to
Keep My Embrasures Intact!"
"Okay...watch
My Lips
as I say...
..."I Love You!""
You and Your
'I never want to Run Out of
Money'
Smiles
are
finding out
what it's like
to be
'Short of Cash,
for
A Spell!
"I don't know...Dr. Report...
...Just what
in your Office Do
You want to
Show Me?"
"OMGosh
2,229
Baby Teeth
are under the
Pillows in London!...
...I better get Moving!
The 'Extraterrestrial Episode'
for today is provided to you
on the Space Ship of
some 'Questionable Aliens'
...if you Trust Them,
and,
sorry,
This Blog
cannot Legally Vouch for
Your Safety and
Safe Return!
There HSR goes!...
on the Run, again!...
However,
...this time,
he's being chased by
a baby
Alligator!.
But, now...
...just to see if he
can Compete...
he enters a
'Waiter's Race and
he trips...
and Falls!...
...And...
...it Ain't Pretty!...
Hey...it was
too graphic to show here!
But...WE WON'T MAKE YOUR
STOMACH CHURN,
BECAUSE THAT'S
HSR'S FUNCTION!...
ANYWAYS...
HSR,
WHO IS CURRENTLY
A SOPHMORE AT
USC DENTAL
SCHOOL
SCHOOL
AGREES TO JOIN
SOME OTHER DENTAL STUDENTS,
AND
A COUPLE OF INSTRUCTORS,
TO DO SOME
FREE DENTAL WORK
ON SOME KIDS
IN THE CARRIBEAN COUNTRY
OF ‘NICARUBA,’ WHICH,
OF COURSE,
IS BETWEEN
NICARAGUA AND ARUBA, AND
THEY FLY OUT TO THE PLACE,
WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE A
MOSTLY REALLY DENSE RAINFOREST!...
SO,
SOME OF THE STUDENTS
LIKE THE FOREST...
WHILE
OTHERS
DON'T!
AND AFTER NATURE WALKING A WHILE
THEY COME ACROSS A
FLOWING RIVER
THAT GETS
FASTER AND FASTER!...
AND...
ALL OF THIS
WATER ACTION
JUST FASCINATES
HSR, WHO
STARES AND
STARES AT IT!...
BUT...WAIT!...
WHEN HE TURNS TO
WALK MORE
WITH HIS FRIENDS...
WHATS' THIS!...
THEY'RE GONE...
...NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!....
AND HE SHOUTS TO
THEM, BUT
THE NOISE FROM THE RAPIDS,
MAKES IT HARD AND EVEN IMPOSSIBLE
TO HEAR!...
"I'LL JUST TRY TO RETRACE MY
STEPS BACK TO CAMP!" HE THINKS...
BUT...
AFTER A WHILE...
IT GETS...
...YOU KNOW WHAT!...
...THAT'S RIGHT...DARK!...
BUT,
HE HAS A FLASHLIGHT,
HOWEVER,
IN A WHILE
THE BATTERIES GET LOW!
NOW...EVERY
JUNGLE HAS ITS NIGHT SOUNDS...
AND THERE ARE
PLENTY OF THEM
RIGHT NOW!...SO...OF COURSE...
HSR'S JUMPING AT EVERY NOISE,
AND
ESPECIALLY
ANY
'BREAKING TWIG' SOUNDS!
SO, IN A WHILE,
HE GETS TO A PLACE THAT IS LIT UP
AND...
FOR A MOMENT,
HE THINKS THAT
HE MIGHT BE
BACK AT
THE CAMP CLINIC,
SO HE WALKS INTO
THE AREA...
"THERE YOU ARE!...
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!...
WE ARE ASKING A VERY BIG FAVOR
FROM YOU, SIR!...
...THESE NEXT COUPLE OF
DAYS AND NIGHTS
ARE THE 'TIMES OF RECEPTIVITY' AND
POSSIBLE DRAMATIC CHANGE!" SAYS
THE LADY.
"AND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THEN ," ASKS HSR.
ANOTHER LADY ANSWERS,
"EVERY 500 MILLION YEARS,
AN ULTIMATE INTERDIMENSIONAL
SPIRITUAL BATTLE
BETWEEN 'PURE GOOD'
AND 'HORRIFIC EVIL'
TAKES PLACE TO DETERMINE WHO RULES
FOR THE NEXT EPOCH!"
NOW, HSR ASKS,
"HAVE THE EVIL
FORCES EVER WON BEFORE?"
NOW...
...A THIRD LADY
CHIMES IN,
"YES...TWO EPOCHS AGO!...
...THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND
ALL OF ITS INHERENT DIMENSIONS,
HAD 'REVERSED LAWS OF PHYSICS'
AND THE CONCEPTS
OF 'HOPE' AND 'LOVE'
WERE COMPLETELY BANISHED,
AND ALL OF LIFE
...NEARLY EVERYWHERE...
WAS LOST!...EXCEPT
FOR IN A
FEW
SACRED PLACES!"...
"SO, I'M JUST A
SIMPLE DENTAL STUDENT!...
AND I DON'T LIKE EVIL, TOO...BUT
WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK THAT I CAN MAKE
THE DIFFERENCE
THAT YOU SO
URGENTLY NEED?"
"THE DEPTH OF THE LOVE IN YOUR HEART
AND YOUR ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT,
YOUR DESIRE TO HELP PEOPLE,
AND YOUR SIMPLICITY OF MIND....MAKE YOU THE BEST CHOICE...
PLUS...YOU WERE HIGHLY
RECOMMENDED," SAYS
THIS WOMAN, "YOU ARE TO
FOLLOW AND MAYBE
EVEN
CHASE,
A PIVOTAL SPIRITUAL ENTITY NAMED
FORCE FIA
THROUGH THE
DIMENSIONS!"
"OKAY," SMILES HSR, "DO I GET
ON A SPACE SHIP
TO DO THIS?"
"NO," SHE
RETURNS, "THIS IS A SPIRITUAL ENDEAVOR,
TO BE DONE IN YOUR
DEEPEST SLEEP...
WHERE YOU ARE
ALSO...
AT YOUR STRONGEST!...TAKE THIS
POTION NOW,
AND LAY DOWN IN FRONT OF US!"
SO,
AS HSR DRINKS THE LIQUID, HE ASKS,
"HOW WILL I KNOW HER
WHEN I SEE HER?"
"SHE
WILL COME TO YOU!...AND YOU MUST FOLLOW HER
NO MATTER WHERE SHE GOES,
UNTIL SHE GETS TIRED...OR WANTS TO
MEET YOU!...AND AT THAT TIME,
YOU MUST LOOK INTO HER EYES FOR
AT LEAST
FIVE LONG SECONDS,
AND THEN,
AND ONLY THEN,
WILL
THE ULTIMATE
'TRUTH OF TRUTHS'
BE REVEALED
TO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUSNESS,
AND THEN AFTER THAT,
WHEN YOU WAKE
WE WILL DECIPHER
THE
POTENTIAL
BATTLE LANDSCAPES
AND THE
POSSIBLE WAR STRATEGIES
THAT THE EVIL SIDE
MIGHT EMPLOY!"
NOW THE STRONG POTION TAKES
AHOLD OF
THE SLUMBERING HSR
AND HE
STARTS TO
SPIRITUALLY
'GET UP AND GO' ...
AT THIS TIME,
THE LADIES
PLACE
A
'TRANS-DIMENSIONAL
FACILITATOR'
NEXT TO HIM!
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
HSR
QUICKLY TRAVELS THROUGH THE
VARIOUS CITIES
ON DIFFERENT PLANETS AND
IN DIFFERENT GALAXIES
IN AN INSTANT...LOOKING FOR
FORCE FIA!
OMGOSH!...WHAT'S THIS!
FIA...MAKES HERSELF
APPARENT
TO HSR
IN THE
WARBURG DIMENSION SPECTRUM!
NOW THEY BOTH
'PLAY TAG'
IN THE SONNEN
SPACE TIME PARADOX!...
...WHAT'S THIS...
...THAT
THEY ARE PASSING
AS THEY FLY PAST
CENTILLIONS OF PARSECS
IN A HALF-BLINK
OF THE EYE!
OKAY1...THEY BOTH KEEP CLOSE
AS THEY
TRAVEL UNCOUNTABLE AMOUNTS
OF LIGHT YEARS IN
FRACTIONS OF SECONDS,
THEN
THEY EXIT
AND
THEN
THEY ENTER OTHER DIMENSIONS
IN AN IMMEDIATE AND
PLAYFUL WAY!
AND
ON THEIR TRAVERSING...
THEY PASS STUFF
LIKE
THIS!
WHOA!...
NOW...FORCE FIA'S HEART STARTS
TO BEAT
FOR HSR!
NOW...SHE SLOWS DOWN HER
INTERDIMENSIONAL PENETRATION!
SO,
AFTER HSR CATCHES
UP TO HER
IN THE
'SACRED AREA OF DIMENSIONAL INFINITY,'
FIA REACHES OUT
AND TOUCES
HSR'S HAND!...
THEN,
HE POSITIONS HIMSELF
TO
GAZE INTO
HER EYES...
AND
...ONE SECOND PASSES,
NOW...
AT THE START OF
THE SECOND SECOND,
FORCE FIA SHIFTS
INTO A VIOLENT
NEW APPEARANCE!...
...AND NOW...
SO DOES HSR!
NOW THE THIRD SECOND
TAKES PLACE, AND
'CATACLYSMIC
CATASTROPHIES'
CAN BE SEEN
'SKY WIDE'...
IN ALL OF THE
VISIBLE GALAXIES!...
...WAIT!...
...ARE THESE PAN-STELLAR EVENTS
NATURE'S WAY OF
COMBATING VIOLATIONS OF
INTERDIMENSIONAL INSTABILITY?
NOW,
HSR NEEDS TO GAZE
ONLY
TWO MORE SECONDS
INTO THE EYES OF
FORCE FIA,
WHILE ALL OF
THIS IS HAPPENING
AND THEN THE
'TRUTH OF TRUTHS
WILL BE REVEALED!
SO, THE FOURTH SECOND
COMMENCES,
AND,
OH WOW!...
'GROWING QUANTUM INCREMENTALITY'
SMASHES INTO
AND
'GOES ONE-TO-ONE WITH
THE 'COLOSSAL IMMENSITY'
OF ALL SPACE...IN ALL TIME...AND...IN
ALL DIMENSIONS...AND
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
FOURTH SECOND,
FORCE FIA
STARTS TO SHED HER
'DELTA-CORPOREAL RESTRAINTS'
AND
IN A MILLISECOND,
HSR'S
INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL CRYSTAL
IN HIS POCKET
BECOMES 'RESTLESS BEYOND COMPARE'
...LIKE...LIKE...IT'S...ABOUT TO...!...
NOW...AT THE ENDING OF THE
FOURTH SECOND,
ALL HSR CAN PERCEIVE
IN HIS MIND...
...IS...
OF PEACE!...
HOWEVER...
WHEN THE
FIFTH SECOND
COMES!....
"Yes!...Construct Your 'Precious Future' through Planning,
and also
'On The Fly!"
The President/King of The Nation
'Inchantedlandia,'
is just
having a
'Regular Royal Day'
in one of his
Rooms
at His Castle
...and, the King
Rules over a
relatively
small Kingdom...
...but...
it has the 'Most Pure Snow In The World!'
...And there's
Lots and Lots
of It!
Water brokers from the All Over
come to
get some of the 'Best Unadulterated Snow'
and resell it
around the Globe...
...which brings in
This Much New Money
Each and every Day!
But there's so so much Snow left over
that
when it melts,
it also tributes and supplies
most of the Great Rivers in Europe
including the...
...Danube!
So, one Day,
his Grandson,
while taking Sword Play
Instructions, asks his Grandfather
President/King,
"Hey, Gramps!...
...since we Kids
are going to take over
and rule the
World
some Day,
We need to be Empowered Properly!
...You know...like
#empowerthefutureleaders!"
"That sounds Great," says the President, "
My agent at the U.N. is looking for something like that,
and,
I think he'll
be very receptive
to your Idea!...Let's talk about it more, Okay?"
"Okay, Grampa!" says the Grandson...
So, now an International Beaurocratic Machine
starts turning
and next thing you know,
the President/king is
to deliver an Address about
'Empowering Our Next Generations...
...at the Mighty U. N.!
So the Family flies out to
New York and
stays at an Exclusive Hotel
with
unusual
Rooms!
Now,
the Next Day,
as the King
practices his Speech,
he also gets his outfit ready to
go to the U. N.
But Wait!...Oh no!
he accidentally steps on
his other Grandson's
$75,000
Diamond/Ruby/Platinum
Baby
Rattle!
Now, he doesn't hurt himself, but
his Upper Denture
comes out of his Mouth
and ...gosh!...
the front teeth break off
as it hits the floor!
And...whoa!...
His mouth is
left looking like
this!...
"What Will I ever do now,"
the King cries out!...It's
just two hours before
my Address!...OMGosh!"
Now, His Wife,
nonchalantly sashays in the room
and says,
"Darling, there is no Dentist
or
Set of Hands
like
those of
Your Friend,
Doctor Olah Orala!"
"Is He even in New York?,"asks the
President...
"He sure is...Listen...The Doctor now
has an App, which allows a few
of 'Us Billionaires'
to
know his
GPS
Whereabouts...Immediately!...
...But, don't worry, My Dear!...I'll
'ExtraText' him now!"...
And in just a Few Minutes...Wouldn't you believe it!...
There's a
Knock on the Door!
And, as the Queen opens
the Door,
Dr. Orala's Assistant says,
"Lovely to
see you again, my Queen!... I know that
time is short, so, please have the
President come up
to the Penthouse Suite,
ASAP!...Here's the Key Card!"
So now,
the President/King
goes quickly up to
Orala's Penthouse,
and 'In A Jiffy,'
The President
'Has His
Bling Back!'...
..."Hip Hip Hooray!"...
Okay...so
at the U.N.,
His Speech goes off
'Without A Hitch,'
and after he finishes,
He gets a
'Whole Room
Standing Ovation!'
And,
right
at that Time,
The President/King
turns
to the
Great Doctor Olah Orala
and
gives Him a
Thumbs Up!...
and says,
"Thank You Doctor...
My Good and Dear Friend!"
And after his Address,
Throngs of
Well Wishers
congratulate The President/King...
...and...
one Inchantedlandia Citizen
at the Conference
boasts,
"He's
My President, Y'all!"
"Hi, Mister President!," shouts
another Admirer,
"You're One...
...Royally-Cool
and Handsome Guy!'"
Now after all of that...
...and just the President and Dr. Orala
are left,
the President/King
walks over to the Doctor
and says,
"Thank You for
saving Me in a
Most Difficult Moment!...
I want to show my Appreciation!...
Please...
Stay a Month...if You'd like...
...with a full time staff to
service all
of your needs,
in My
'Venus Skyscraper,'
as a Courtesy of
Me and My Country!"
Now, Doctor Orala smiles back
and beams,
"I think I'll
take you up on that,
My Favorite King!"
May you have many...
..."Doctor Report!...
Last night,
You were in My Dreams...
...And Tonight,
I am in Yours!...
...Shall we
'Pick Up Where We Left Off?"...
..."Yes!...We know where
HSR is
exactly at this Moment!....But...
...Why do You want Him?"...
..."It's something...how...
at One Point
in Our Lives
We're sure that we want Things
a Certain Way!...
...And then...
...later,
after we grow
and
Mature some, we
'Adjust' our perspectives
about
'What's the Best Way!
Which Proves The Point that
we shouldn't
'Set Our Minds' in Stone!"...
..."Okay, Girl!...
...Take a Deep Breath...
...Walk on over to Him...
...and...
...ask Doctor Report...
can I be on
His Dental Team!"...
"The Best Thing
I like
when we meet
after the Show
is not necessarily
the Places
where We Stroll
...or even the Subjects
that we Broach!...
I Cherish
the way we
Bump Each Other slightly...
...when We Walk!"
"I drink
Inchantedlandia Water
Frequently!
...It's Optimally Balanced with
Minerals and Flavor...
...plus,
My Boyfriend,
Doesn't
know where else to get it!"
Everytime I'm in the Fresh Air,
and
I see The Free Clouds
Forming And Moving Along
at their Beautiful Paces...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
The Ladies Say,
"Hollywood!...I'm Up To
My Toes In Water!...
...Please...
...Come And Save Me!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Yes, My Love...
As soon as
I'm Back
from
The Wars...
We'll be together again!!...
“First…
I Knock Them Out!...
…Then…
…I ‘Disappear Them!’…
That’s what
‘Debridement’
is all about!”
"Hey Guys!...
Our New Bee Sting Venom
is Gauranteed to
make
Hygienists
'Shrivel Up, and
'Blow Away Like A Tumbleweed!"
"My Art Avocation
is the Best Way
for Me to
'Destress'
from
The Wars!"
"My Body Strength
is Supreme,
but
I want My
Teeth
to be
'White like The Humans!"
"Hollywood and I
Graduated from
the same Dental School Class, and,
He
Still
'Sets My Heart Aflame!"
"Yes!...
I just Broke Out of the
CDC's Supermax
Repository for
Mega Dangerous Germs!...
Now...
...I'ma
Show 'um
just how
'Bad I Am!"
"My...that's a
Handsome New Hygienist
over there!...
I'll have to
Introduce Myself!"
"With My
'Mace Of The Spirit,'
even a glancing Blow,
means
'Curtains'
for Them!"
"Aah, Yes!...
The Hygienists
and
Periodontists
are
hiding
right behind that
Rock Over There!"
"Take Me to
Your Leader...
...or...
Get Ready to Swallow!"
"Love is the
'Oxygen of Life!'
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