Dr. Hollywood Smiles Report exclaims,
“OMGOSH, THINGS ARE
BECOMING SO STRESSFUL
AND TENUOUS
IN LIFE THESE DAYS!...
THERE ARE EARTHQUAKES,
WILD FIRES,
CIVIL
UNREST,
LOSS OF
PRIVACY,
LOOTINGS,
HOME INVASIONS,
MURDERS,
JOB LOSSES,
HOME EVICTIONS...
...OH YES,
AND...
...I ALMOST FORGOT....
THE PANDEMIC AND SICKNESSES!...
...AND...
...PEOPLE ARE BEING LESS KIND
TO EACH OTHER!...AND
OH NO!...
SUDDENLY,
ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE,
IN THE
ANGRY CROWD
SEEM TO BE
QUICKLY COMING
AFTER THE DOCTOR!
SO,
HE STARTS TO
RUN FOR HIS LIFE!...
AND HE SEES A
BIG BEAUTIFUL CHURCH,
WHICH,
BY THE WAY,
CAN’T EVEN HAVE SERVICES NOW,
...SO HE OPENS THE
CHURCH DOORS
AND IT'S
BEAUTIFUL INSIDE,
BUT, WAIT!...
...THE FRENETIC AND NOISY CROWD
OUTSIDE SEEMS
TO WANT TO
BREAK DOWN THE DOORS!
THEN,
OUT OF NOWHERE,
THIS PRIEST
APPEARS AND SAYS,
"PLEASE,
RELAX, SIR...
...FOR YOUR SAFETY,
GO THROUGH
THAT DOOR
THEN
DOWN A HALLWAY
AND
THROUGH ANOTHER DOOR!...
...HURRY!"
AND
WHILE RUNNING
DOWN THE HALLWAY,
HE SEES PAINTINGS
ON THE WALLS
THAT HAVE
TIMELY AND
RELEVANT
MESSAGES!
"I WISH I WAS
SOMEWHERE PEACEFUL!...
HE THINKS...
NOW,
HSR FINALLY REACHES
A SCARY-LOOKING
SECOND DOOR...
BUT...
...IT OPENS
BY ITSELF!
AND A LADY IN THERE
SAYS,
"THERE ARE MAJOR PROBLEMS
IN THE STREETS
RIGHT NOW...
...YOU'RE LUCKY
THAT YOU CAME IN
WHEN YOU DID!...
...COME ON...
...WE MUST GO THROUGH
THIS CRAWL SPACE!
AND WHEN
THEY FINALLY
REACH THE OTHER END,
THEY SEE
...A LOT OF
VALUABLE STUFF!
"OH," SAYS THE LADY,
"I THINK I TOOK A WRONG TURN!"
NOW,
HSR LOOKS AT
AND ALMOST TOUCHES THIS...
"I PROBABLY
WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT IF
I WERE YOU!"
WARNS THE LADY...
"WELL, WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO, JUST
STAY HERE?" HE ASKS...
"YES...MAYBE
UNTIL WE GET A SIGNAL!...
...WAIT!...I'VE
HEARD OF A PLACE LIKE THIS!...
...AND WHEN...
...YOU LEAVE,
...YOU END UP IN
ANOTHER STRANGE PLACE!"
"WELL," SMILES HSR, "I THINK I
MIGHT'VE FOUND MY
WAY TO FREEDOM!" AS HE
LOOKS ABOVE AT
A PROBABLE PASSAGEWAY
IN THE CEILING...
BUT
LITTLE DOES HE KNOW
THAT
HIS NEW ROAD
MAY LEAD HIM
TO SOME
UNFORSEEN PLACES!...
...
AND THIS FIRST
UNFORESEEN PLACE
IS
OH NO!...
...FURTHER UNDERGROUND!
"MAN," THINKS HSR,
"I REMEMBER
A PLACE LIKE THIS
IN A VIDEO GAME
WHERE IT WAS
SIMPLE TO WIN,
AND
I GOT AWAY FROM
ALL KINDS OF MONSTERS!"
BUT...AT THAT
MOMENT,
HE
HEARS SOME SOUNDS
COMING
HIS WAY!
"YOU THERE, BOY,
THANKS FOR COMING INTO
OUR PLACE NOW!...
...PLEASE JOIN US
IN A MEAL...
...OF YOU!"
NOW, HSR, WHO IS
STARTING TO SEE SOME
RELIGIOUS PARALLELS
IN ALL OF THIS
STARTS TO
STEEL HIMSELF
FOR THIS BATTLE!...
BUT WAIT!...WHAT'S THIS?
SOME HOW, HE
NOTICES A SWORD...
...A GOOD SWORD,
RIGHT OFF TO THE SIDE...
AND HE IMMEDIATELY
GRABS IT
AND HOISTS IT TO MAKE
THOSE MONSTERS SORRY!
BUT THERE IS A
LENGTHY,
AND HEMOGLOBIN-FILLED,
WINNER-TAKE-ALL
ALTERCATION
WHICH SEEMS TO LAST AND LAST!...
...UNTIL...
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