...I'll never do it again!"...
"You're not 'Joshing Me,' are You?"
"No, Man!...
I ain't 'Joshin' You!...
'I's' Fo' Real!"...
"HSR!...
What happens in
This Room
Doesn't necessarily
have to
Stay In This Room!"
"Oh, Hi,
Doctor Report!...
I'm just
enjoying the Garden Roses
and Touching them,
because
They Need Love Too!"
"Stretching to
My Limits
helps me
go as
far as I can!"
"One for the Money,
Two for the Show
Three to Get Ready
And Four...
...You Know!"
You and your
"I am so amazed
at all of the Unique Splendor of the
One And Only Grand Canyon"
smiles
are
too afraid...or sensible...
to get on the
Skywalk!
Today's Episode is
brought to You
and audibly delivered to
You by
a
Cow...Using its 'Moo'
language...
after
it finishes
eating,
of course!
Hey, You All!
You know about
'The Ankle,'
right?...
Well, HSR
tries his Very Best
in Basketball,
but,
he's always getting
'Faked Out'
and
his Ankle 'Broke!'
Then,
he embarrassingly falls!
Just check
Exhibit A...
and Exhibit B
and, of course
Exhibit C!
Poor HSR!...
But even when things
are 'Looking Up'
for HSR...
they 'ain't too far up!'
Jus check out
'Exhibit D,'
first described
in the post,
"A Gay Dentist, A Straight Dentist, And A
"Nonbinary" Dentist Are Sitting At A Bar...And...! Part 1.
and
before that
in
In My Dreams...I Was Just Smiling And Walking In The Park One Day...And You
Wouldn't Believe What I Saw...! Part 3.
AND THERE,
ALL HSR
WANTS TO DO IS
BE A 'SORT OF'
REAL
SWASHBUCKLING
PIRATE
AND FIND A GOOD MAP
AND MAYBE
DISCOVER SOME
AND
REAL GOLD COINS,
BUT,
HE DOESN'T LIKE THE REAL
SCARY SHIPS
THAT
CUT QUICKLY
THROUGH THE WATER
AND
HE DOESN'T
WANT TO
DEAL WITH
SEA GHOSTS
AND
GET INTO
BLOODY FIGHTS...
BUT HE WOULDN'T MIND
GETTING TO KNOW A
PRETTY
LADY PIRATE
THAT'S WORTH HER SALT,
AND KNOWS HER WAY AROUND
A
COMPASS
AND A MAP!...
SO,
ONE DAY,
HSR ORDERS A CANOPY RAFT
AND HAS IT SHIPPED
TO WHERE HE
WANTS TO START
HIS SWASHBUCKLING
JOURNEY...
...AT THE SMALL
PACIFIC OCEAN ISLAND OF
TAPIWA,
AND
HE REMEMBERS
A FRIEND IN
HIGH SCHOOL THAT
LOVED THE BEACH
BUT
ALWAYS REFUSED TO
EVEN
PUT HER FOOT
IN THE WATER!...
AND,
HE ALSO REMEMBERS
A
DENTAL PATIENT,
AND,
WHILE GETTING READY TO
SAIL OFF INTO THE WILD BLUE
YONDER,
SOME OF THE LOCALS GIVE
HSR A "GOODLUCK" CEREMONIAL
DANCE THAT MADE
HSR THINK REAL HARD
ABOUT MAYBE
MAYBE
STAYING
AT TAPIWA!
OH MY!...
GOSH!
SO, AFTER A WHILE
HSR CALMS DOWN...
A COUPLE OF THE LADIES
TAKE HSR ASIDE
AND PRIVATELY
BOTH OF THEM
GIVE HSR SOME
"COME-BACK-SOON-AND-BE-OUR-KING"
SMOOCHES!
AND THEY HAND TO
HIM SOME HAIRS
AND
THIS ONE SAYS,
"PLEASE KEEP THESE
WITH YOU
AT ALL TIMES!...
...SO THAT THE
"FORCES OF THE SEA"
WILL PROTECT YOU
ON THE JOURNEY
THAT
YOU FEEL THAT
YOU MUST TAKE!
SO
THE LADIES
SEND HIM OFF
AND SAY
"ALOHA!"
...
NOW,
WITH ALL OF THESE
GOOD FEELINGS,
HSR IS JUST
OUT OF HIS MIND!
NOW,
HSR GIVES PRAISES TO
THE GREAT MAN UPSTAIRS!...
AND THEN
HE SETS SAIL
WITH HIS
GPS HANDY,
BUT,
THE WEATHER GETS ROUGH
AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS
AT SEA,
AND JUST BEFORE ALMOST
DROWNING,
HE IS PLUCKED
OUT OF THE SEA BY
SOME GREEDY AND HUNGRY
WOMEN ON AN ISLAND!
AND AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS...
THE TIRED AND
ALMOST EMACIATED HSR
SEES A SHIP
OFF OF THE COAST
AND HE
WANTS TO LEAVE SO BAD
THAT
MAKES A SWIM FOR IT!...
AND
HE MEETS A WOMAN CAPTAIN
WHO HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF COURSE,
BUT
THEY DECIDE TO SAIL ON,
AND
AFTER SOME DAYS OF
SNORKELING AND
SUCH,
THEY
DECIDE TO RELAX AND
GO DIVING TO
DO SOME MORE
UNDERWATER
RESEARCH FOR HER UNIVERSITY
DEGREE,
AND THEY
PROBE
THE CORAL AGAIN
BUT THIS TIME,
HSR IS SEPARATED
FROM THE CAPTAIN
AND HER SHIP
BY SOME
EVIL-LOOKING FISH
THAT HAVE
NO GOOD INTENTIONS!
SO,
SCARED AND IN A HURRY,
HSR,
ONCE MORE,
SQUEEZES THE HAIRS THAT THE
TAPIWA LADIES
GAVE HIM,
AND,
'WHOA!'...
A SHOCK WAVE
DISCOMBOBILATES
AND
DISORIENTS THE
KILLER FISH,
WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO,
VERY FORTUNATELY,
FIND AN UNDERWATER CAVE!
WHICH HE
QUICKLY SLITHERS INTO,
AND
AFTER SWIMMING SOME MORE,
HE FINDS A
POSSIBLE WAY OUT!...
SO,
HSR KEEPS GOING, AND...
...YES!
HE REACHES THE SURFACE!
NOW,
HE LOOKS AROUND
AND HE SEES THAT HE'S ON AN
ATOLL!
"AWW, MAN!,"
SCREAMS HSR,
"NO BODY'S AROUND!...
I JUST HAD TO GO
AND DO THIS...
...NOW, LOOK AT
THIS MESS I GOT
MYSELF INTO...AGAIN!"
...
SO,
A DISTRAUGHT HSR,
WALKS AROUND THE ISLAND
AND...
"WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!,"
SAYS HSR
AS A
COUPLE OF TURTLES
MAKE IT ASHORE!
"WELL, SAYS HSR,
"IT LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT
BE ON A 'TOM HANKS' DIET!...
...EATING JUST
COCONUTS AND
FISH!"
(IS IT SAYING, "GOT TO EAT?")...
I GUESS I'LL GET GOOD AT
SPEARFISHING!
SO HE LAYS
'KNOCKED-OUT' ON THE SAND,
SORT OF LIKE
THIS GUY
AND HE
STARTS TO DREAM ABOUT
STRANGE
PLACES,
AND
ALSO ABOUT
A
DARING FRIEND BACK HOME
BACK HOME,
WHICH MAKES HIM WAKE UP
AND
YEARN FOR BETTER CONDITIONS!...
SO,
HE WALKS AROUND THE ATOLL
AND
OMG!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!...
...THERE'S AN
OLD PLACE...THAT...
LOOKS LIKE A 'COZY MANSION, '
RIGHT ABOUT NOW,
BUT,
BEFORE HE CAN
CHECK OUT
THE PLACE SOME MORE,
SOMEONE BEHIND
HIM WARNS,
"DON'T TURN AROUND, MISTER!...
AND HANDS UP!...
...THAT'S RIGHT!
NOW...
...VERY SLOWLY...
TURN AROUND!...
...THAT'S RIGHT!'
...
NOW,
THIS PERSON SAYS,
"WELL,
WILL YOU
LOOK AT WHAT
THE SEA OTTER
JUST DRAGGED IN!...
..TELL ME, MISTER...
HOW DID YOU
GET HERE!"
AND HSR SAYS,
"IT'S A LONG STORY...YOU HAVE TIME?"
AND THE LADY SAYS,
"WE'RE ON A LOST AND
DESERT ISLAND!...ALL
WE HAVE IS TIME!...BUT,
I'LL TELL YOU MY
STORY FIRST, OKAY!"
"OKAY!," AGREES HSR...
"WELL... IT ALL STARTED WHEN
I
WAS
SURFING
AT THE PRETTY
ISLAND OF
TAPIWA, AND THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS
HUGE STORM HITS,
AND I HELD
ONTO MY BOARD
FOR DEAR LIFE
AND AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS
JUST DRIFTING,
I SEE THIS PLACE
AND, YES...
I'VE BEEN HERE EVER SINCE!...
AND I WAS
COUNTING THE DAYS,
AND LOOKING FOR A
CRUISE SHIP TO
PASS BY AND SAVE ME,
BUT,
THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET,
AND THEN,
I JUST
STOPPED COUNTING!"
"WELL," SAYS HSR,
"I STARTED OUT
ON TAPIWA, TOO...BUT...
I GOT CAUGHT UP IN
SOME ROUGH WEATHER
A COUPLE OF TIMES!"
"DID YOU COME ACROSS
ANY SHARKS?,"
THE LADY ASKS...
"NAW," SAYS HSR, "BUT,
I KNOW YOU'VE
SEEN SOME SEA LIFE
HERE, RIGHT?"
"OH, YES!...I'VE SEEN SEA
LIONS
AND DOLPHINS
AND THEIR
UNDERWATER
FRIENDS,
AND EVEN
SOME ORCAS!
AND I REALLY
HAVE HAD
MY SHARE OF
GORGEOUS SUNSETS!
BUT,
I REALLY MISS MY
COUSIN
AND
THE RANCH
AND
MY BOYFRIEND!...
...SO...YOU SAY THAT YOU
ARE A SAILOR
AND A PIRATE?...
WELL, WHICH ONE ARE YOU...
BECAUSE...
YOU'RE EITHER ONE,
OR THE OTHER...
YOU CAN'T BE BOTH!
AND I KNOW THAT
SAILORS
GET WHAT THEY CAN TAKE,
AND
PIRATES
TAKE WHAT
THEY CAN GET!...
...BUT...
I CAN TELL
THAT
YOU'RE NOT A ..."
AND JUST THEN,
A LOUD WAVE
CRASHES INTO
THE ROCKS!
"WELL," SHE SAYS,
"WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT
LATER!...BUT...
LOOKING AT THE
HORIZON,
I CAN TELL FROM
MY EXPERIENCE HERE...THAT...
IT'S ABOUT TO RAIN...HARD!...
...SO,
I'M ABOUT TO
GO IN
THE
'CASTLE!'
I HAVE PLENTY OF
COCONUTS AND FISH!...
YOU'RE WELCOME TO SOME!"...
AND,
SHE CONTINUES,
"WOULD YOU
LIKE TO
COME WITH ME!...
THEN,
HSR LOOKS AT
WHAT'S ABOUT TO
HAPPEN AND SAYS,
"YEAH...LET'S DO IT!"
"Be care full about what you wish for, because, it just might come True!"
Bad Words...
Curse Words...
Defamatory Words and Terms
that hurt the feelings
of others!...
You all know
what I'm talking about!
All Languages and Cultures
have them!...
Societies around the World
have evolved, and so
have these
vocalized
epithets,
...and gestures...with them!
Adults of all ages
and Teenagers use these terms a lot!
It's even
on the Radio
and TV!
Kids in Elementary Schools and younger
hear older people use them
and may pick them up!
And Curse Words are
frequently linked to, and used,
when
But a Whole Bunch of Parents
and Caregivers
are not tolerating that!
When the Author of this Blog
was younger,
and his Parents heard
him use a 'Four Letter Word,'
he was ordered
under the 'Threat of
Bodily Harm,'
to go 'Wash His Mouth Out With Soap,'
in an attempt to get those
'Dirty Words and Conditions Out!'...And He (I)
Understood!
Now,
some people
make mistakes,
like hitting their thumb
with a hammer, then shouting
'_ _ _ _!'
Let's face it...
...School Bus Drivers
can only
take so much!
And profanity
doesn't even have to
come from
The
Mouth!
And sometimes,
the 'People In Charge' want to
get their Team's minds
'Whipped Into Competitive Shape' so
that they can Win a Game!
Other times,
unwanted outcomes happen,
and
People just
'Take It Out' on others!
Also, there
might just be
too much 'Tension
In The Air'
of an
unfolding situation
that promotes
'Profanity-Laced Anxiety!
Oh yeah,
you all remember that,
'If Momma Ain't Happy...
Ain't Nobody Happy!'
But then,
things may have a good
outcome for People,
and they just want to
'Vent Happiness!"
And, of course,
there's the
'Road
Rage!...
I'm just glad that
Car Horns don't
scream those 'A', 'B,' and 'M' Words!'
People can also just be
real scared
of something!...Like, 'WThe _!'
And some People
can't believe
what
just happened!
Please remember that
cursing at someone
may
escalate the
Intense Emotions
of a situation,
and
Unintended
Consequences
I don't know...
Cursing sometimes
makes People feel more
Powerful and Enabled
and Satisfied,
and because of that,
and such,
'Bad Words'
around the World
may be
here to stay!
So, hey, Young Man!...
Got caught Cursing?
Well...
I hope that
you
remember this
next time
you want to be
a 'Foul Mouth!
May you have many...
..."Besides My Thick and Warm Coat,
You're the Best Thing
for Me This Winter!"...
..."My Time is Full of Surprises!...
And I really Love the Good Ones!
I'll take the good Ones
any time and any place!
What's This!...
Whoa!...
A Very Rare One!...
Yes!...This indeed
is a Great Sign"...
..."HSR, Please have a seat!...
I'd like to
try and guess
What You Are Thinking!"...
..."That's right!...
Your Fate depends on
which Door
You Choose!...
So...go ahead...
...And Pick Any Door!"...
...smiles!
"Please Buckle Up,
Sir, Report!...We are
taking off
into your Dreams Now!"
"Every Time I see you,
Prince Report,
I can't help
but
'Throw My Caution To The Wind!'"
Aesthetic Ramblings
were occurring within My Cranium,
and
I looked
this way and saw...
then,
I looked another way and saw...
and
then
I looked a third way...
...and beheld...
...OMG!...And that fourth Way 'Spills Out...
...Like This!...
There You are!...
I'm telling My Friends
to
watch out for You
Next Week!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
The Thing That You
Like The Most Happens
Over And Over Again!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"I Love it out here
in the 'Real World' on
My Vacation!
And I don't have to
think about
'Saving Any Teeth!'...but My Own!"
"Wow!...I'm going to
tell My
Grand Kids
about
'This Battle!"
"Breaking and Entering
into the
Biofilm!...
...Don't like It?...
...So Sue Me!"
"I'm a Dental Hygienist,
and I just Graduated
from Dental Hygiene University,
But,
and I just Graduated
from Dental Hygiene University,
But,
no one told me
that
Battles and Wars
would be this Intense!"
I'll hit them where
it 'Hurts The Most!'...
In Their
DNA!"...
"No one else is
going down
into that
'Toxic Stank!'...
I...
guess I gotta do it!...
"So Mam...
You were Speeding
to get to the
Dental Hygiene Wars?...
Wow!...
Ha ha!...
...That's a Good One!"
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