Hello!
Just now...
You did not come to me...I
came to you...
Aah yes!..
But fear not!...
I am going to take you over...for just a little while...
...
You shall come
with me and my friend to our hideout
and it is only inside
of my place
that you will be able to
experience HSR's latest fight to stay alive...
However, once inside...you must...
see inside your
own mind vault's chaos and
tranquility...to get to the full and unrated picture!
And the question is... can you and your
"I hope that all of this global warming doesn't melt my ice cream!"
smile's mind
be able to coexist and swallow
these truths?
But be forewarned!...
Once you enter, you may have to get
unequivocally prompted
to get out of this barely-reversible trance which is imperative that you feel!
However, HSR WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THIS HIS REAL TRANCE
FIRST ENTERED INTO DURING THE POST
AND THERE, HSR BARELY ESCAPES AN ISLAND...
"PLEASE EXCUSE ME, DR. NARRATOR, SIR...
"HERE'S A PACKAGE
FOR HSR THAT I KNOW
HE WOULD LOVE OPENING AFTER THE SHOW TONIGHT!...AND...
...PLEASE GIVE HSR ONE OF THESE
FOR ME, THANK YOU!"
"OKAY, YOUNG LADY...I'LL GIVE HIM THE PACKAGE, BUT
YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE HIM THE KISS YOURSELF" SAYS DR. NARRATOR OF THIS BLOG!...
"NOW WHERE WAS I...OH YES,
HSR BARELY ESCAPES AN ISLAND...
WHERE HE WAS ORDERED TO MAKE EXPECTANT MOTHERS OF
AT LEAST FORTY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!...
(WHY WOULD HE EVER WANT TO LEAVE THAT?...DIAPER CHANGING DUTIES?)
BUT A BOAT, THAT WAS HOPELESSLY BLOWN OFF COURSE,
BY CHANCE,
SHOWS UP BY HIS "LOST ISLAND"
AND HSR SWIMS OUT TO THE BOAT JUST OFF SHORE
AND AFTER CLIMBING ABOARD
THE CAPTAIN OF THIS CRAFT LOOKS AT HSR
AND ASKS HIM, "YOU'VE BEEN MAROONED AU NATURAL
ALL THIS TIME ON THAT ISLAND?"
AND THE DRIPPING WET HSR SAYS, " YUP!"
AND THE CAPTAIN SAYS, "WELL, THERE ARE SOME SWIMMING TRUNKS
IN THE CABINET RIGHT NEXT TO YOU,
IF YOU WANT TO PUT SOMETHING ON...
OR...JUST STAY LIKE THAT!" SHE SMILES...
"BUT AS CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP," SHE CONTINUES,
"I ORDER YOU TO GENTLY APPLY SOME SUNSCREEN ON MY BACK, THICKLY!"
"AYE AYE, CAPTAIN...QUICKLY!," SALUTES HSR...
AND THEN...IN TIME...THINGS GET A LITTLE,
OR RATHER
A WHOLE LOT...CARRIED AWAY!...
BUT
AFTER A REAL LONG WHILE,
WHEN THINGS SETTLE BACK DOWN,
THE WOMAN CAPTAIN ASKS,
"HOW'D YOU GET WAY OUT HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE...AND
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
"MY NAME IS DR. REPORT...HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT!...
AND I WANTED TO SEE THE DEEPEST SEAS!...
LIKE A REAL-LIFE PIRATE
IN MY CANOPY CRAFT
FROM THE ISLAND OF TAPIWA
AND I THINK I HAVE BARELY SURVIVED ALL OF THIS TIME
BECAUSE THE LADIES
WHO SENT ME OFF FROM THE ISLAND
GAVE ME THIS HAIRSY GOOD LUCK CHARM HERE
AND THAT'S MY STORY SO FAR...AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME, CAPTAIN?"
"DR. REPORT, MY NAME IS DR. LILEE,
BUT,
YOU CAN CALL ME CAPTAIN LILEE...
BECAUSE
I LIKE THE WAY IT SOUNDS!" LAUGHS DR. LILEE, AND SHE CONTINUES,
"SO WHAT MADE YOU LEAVE THE ISLAND THAT HAD ALL WOMEN?"
"SOMETHING JUST FELT A LITTLE STRANGE...
AND I HAD A DEEP GUT FEELING THAT
AFTER THEY WERE FINISHED WITH ME
THEY WERE GOING TO THROW ME AWAY...OR WORSE!" SURMISES HSR...
"WELL, IF THAT'S THE CASE, MAYBE THE GODS
SENT ME THERE JUST IN TIME TO RESCUE YOU!" LAUGHS CAPTAIN LILEE...
"AND," SAYS , HSR, "I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GPS COORDINATES OF THIS
PLACE, SO NO ONE ELSE WILL BELIEVE ME!"
"MY SHIP'S GPS
IS BROKEN NOW, TOO" RESPONDS THE CAPTAIN,
"SO, I REALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW!"
"SO, WHAT DO YOU DO PROFESSIONALLY, CAPTAIN," ASKS HSR...
"I HAVE A PH.D IN FIELD OCEANOGRAPHY,
WITH AN EMPHASIS IN OPTIMIZING CORAL ECOSYSTEMS!"
"WELL," POINTS OUT HSR, "YOU'RE REALLY NEEDED BECAUSE,
I HEAR SOME OF OUR CORAL OFF OF AUSTRALIA ARE DISAPPEARING!"
"YEAH, DYING!" SAYS LILEE...BUT...
SHE LOOKS PAST HSR...AND SEES
A LANDFORM
JUST BARELY POPPING UP ABOVE THE OCEAN!...
"OMG! DR. HOLLYWOOD!...LOOK AT THAT!"
"WOW! WE SHOULD GO CHECK OUT THE SUBSURFACE
CORAL THERE!"
"YES!...LET'S," RESPONDS LILEE...
SO THEY BOTH PUT SOME DIVING GEAR ON AND
THEY ARE BOTH AMAZED AT THE VARIETY AND COLORFULNESS
OF THE
WILD CORAL FORESTS!..
SO, THEY SWIM A LITTLE MORE, AND DR. LILEE
IS SHOCKED...
...SHE SEES A RARE PRINCESS PARROT FISH CORAL NIBBLER
...THAT IS LIKE A CUSTODIAN OF THE CORAL...
IT CHECKS AND MAINTAINS HEALTHY CORAL GROWTH!...
AND THERE'S ANOTHER
ONE!...A STOPLIGHT PARROTFISH!...OH BOY!" SHE SAYS TO HSR...
BUT THEN...
DR. LILEE TURNS AND RIGHT BEHIND HSR
IS A GIANT OCTOPUS
AND IT GRABS HIM AND PULLS HIM DEEPER UNDERWATER...
SO, DR.LILEE TAKES OUT HER FLASHLIGHT AND
STRIKES THE OCTOPUS ON ITS ARMS
THEN,
THE SURPRISED HSR REMEMBERS THE HAIRS CLUMP GIFT
FROM THE ISLAND WOMEN THAT HE HAS IN HIS SCUBA SUIT POCKET AND
HE GRABS HIS SUIT POCKET
AND SQUEEZES IT...
THEN,
ALL OF SUDDEN, A
A SUB-SURFACE SHOCKWAVE BLASTS THE WATERS
WHICH MAKES THE OCTOPUS
SLOWLY AND HARMLESSLY SLINK AWAY...
"WOW...THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!" EXCLAIMS HSR...
"SURE WAS!, CONTINUES LILEE,
" I GOT SOME PHOTOS AND SOME BITS OF CORAL FOR MY RESEARCH!...MAYBE
WE SHOULD CALL IT A DAY FOR A WHILE,"
THEN, THEY GO UP BACK ON THE BOAT,
AND HSR SUGGESTS,
"LET'S JUST COOL IT FOR NOW, CAP'M...
"YEAH...I THINK I'LL JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS AND STRETCH OUT SOME!" HE SAYS...
AND WHEN SHE JOINS HIM DOWN THERE, HSR SAYS,
"OH YEAH, AND THANKS CAP'M, FOR SAVING MY LIFE...I OWE YOU!"
"I KNOW...AND I'M HERE TO COLLECT!" SMILES LILEE!
AND THEN...
AFTER SAYING "GOOD NIGHT" TO EACH OTHER...
THEY TAKE ONE OF THEIR BEST "NAPS"
"I really like the way that those plants
grow and all, but I just don't have the time to sit there and watch it happen!"
Gabriela Paduraria
wakes up
to another beautiful day
as a prelaw student at UNIBC
and after some pensive time
daydreaming about becoming the "Go To Lawyer" for all things legal
in all of Europe,
she finally reaches campus
and while walking on campus,
she comes across her Psychology Department Professor,
Dr. Ciprianu Barbaneagra
and he invites her to his office
and as they walk there, she tells him
some of the things that she is doing with her Dream Research
while sleeping on trains,
and the professor's eyes widen, with a thought...
So when they get to his nicely-appointed office,
he asks Gabriela,
"Would you want to go even farther in your dreams with your boyfriend...
and possibly see with a clarity like never before?"
And Gabriela says back, "Maybe...if it's safe and if the dreams can stay organic..."
and he goes to a medicine cabinet
and gets out some pills
and gives her a couple of them...
"Here...I have been working on this special concoction for a while...
and I think that I may have it just right!"
And the young Attorney Paduraria
takes them and puts them away in her purse, and asks,
"Are these to be taken with food?"
"With just plain water for the strongest effect!" relates the Professor.
"Well, am I supposed to feel different after taking them?" asks Gabriela.
"No, not in the slightest!...However,
it may ultimately seem that the fog, the windows, glasses, and the lenses
through which you will perceive,
may seem to be altogether removed...letting you observe your images
with an unmatched, unvarnished,
and maybe with a focusing and startling crystal clearness
"All I ask," says the Professor,
"is that you and your friend document as much as you can right after you wake up!"
Then he asks, "Which train
will you be taking?
"This time," says Gabriela, "we'll take the one from Bucharest to Lasi."
"That's about ten hours...you should get a full dream program...
...and maybe lots of observational data!" smiles the Professor.
And Gabriela says, "I'll show you our journal entries as soon as we make it back!"
"Oh, Gabriela," says the Professor, "Please take two more pills to use on your return trip!"
"Good idea, Professor," laughs Gabriela,
"I hope that we can shed more lights on
the realities and pliabilities of suggestive dreaming protocols!"
"I guess I'll see you when you get back, Gabriela," and the Professor adds, "You're my best student!"
"Thank you, Professor...bye!" says Gabriela as she leaves his office.
Now, Professor Barbaneagra
thinks to himself, "I really just gave Gabriela some placebo pills,
which will have absolutely no pharmaceutical effect on her and her friend, but
my suggestion of greater clarity in their experiences will be interesting to compare with
her previous experiences...and these comparisons
are going to help me in my research of "The Power Of The Placebo," ha ha ha," laughs the professor!
But, little does Professor Barbaneagra and Gabriela know that a conniving grad student
with major ambitions
secretly hears their plans, and hatches her own research plot using the two student's experiment!
So, the day of the train ride comes,
and Gabriela Paduraria and
her boyfriend, Laurentiu-Radu Caciomeaga,
meet at the train station in Bucharest
and they have to pass through one train area
to get to their train area
and they wait to board their liner.
Gabriela now remembers once, when she rode a train like this
And she rode through thick snow...
But, today she and Radu are riding one that swoops like this!
So, all of the passengers get "all aboard" and Gabriela tries out some of the wind in her hair
as they get going!
And they pass by mountains and fields of grain and grass
and through a tunnel
and by a lake!
So, after some sight seeing, Gabriela and Radu walk back to their sleeping car, and
to get there they walk past
some vintage acommodations and
some
vintage people!
And they get to her sleeping space
and they have a seat
and without speaking, they hug each other
about four times in two hours!
Then, Gabriela finally lets out, "So, Radu...we should fall fast asleep now!...
Let's take our pills now, and you go to your place, and
if you need me just come back, okay!"
And the sleepy Radu takes his pill with her
and he gets ready and leaves and
and walks down the sleeping car hallway
but as he goes in his space
the grad student
who wants to add her own little dimension to the experiment,
sneaks up behind the groggy Radu and shoves him in the room and on the bed
and blows some of her pharmacy-strength, dream-enhancing medication...
...in...
...his face!
...Which immediately has Radu seeing
and the stuff knocks him out, making him snore deeply!
"Now, we'll see how this affects his dream state," the grad student says,
"and Gabriela shall be the control subject, and Radu, here, will be the test subject...now,
all I have to do is sit back and see how their observations turnout!"
But instead of just leaving...
she gets a bright idea...
...and the grad student hops in the bed with Radu...
and she sprinkles some of her medicine flakes on her, and...
yes...of course...
they culminate in a sweaty embrace under the...!
OMG!
...
But back to Gabriela...
...she bravely dives off the cliff of consciousness, into the sleep, where she's
been before!...but
this time is new...
and
it's beautiful!
Now, Gabriela sees, with a front row seat,
the intimate process of
light photons separating...
and powering, with an urgency,
the blessed engine of
Photosynthesis!
And the process of Photosynthesis is nonexistent with out the water
and the rain pushing things through!
..."It feels so tingly and sweet...
I'd like to do a lot of this!
My...this forest is
very clear...just like the Professor said it would be!
Gosh...everything's so real and life-like!...
With no pollen allergies...
I can dance
and sing and
really feel that this place is
the only one for me!...Whoa!...what's
over there?...
"Gosh," thinks Gabriela, "That tree is probably eons old!
"Yes!...the person I am looking for, My Sweet Radu!
OMG! Radu!...Radu!...
I'm over here!
Radu!...let's dance in the fields like
in the Sound of Music movie!
Why doesn't he look this way?...
What!...What's with the change?
"Hello, Gabriela...over here!" says Plant Force...
"Hi there, Plant Force! Good to see you! But you've changed!"
"Expect all things to change, Gabriela!" sages Plant Force, "in this place and in yours!"
"Gabriela!" says Plant Force, making Gabriela startled a little...
"Yes, Plant Force?" asks Gabriela...
"There is some tension in the sphere around here that you need to pick up and sense...
Please look around"...
And Gabriela becomes quiet and looks around with out searching too much...
and she sees
someone from afar...
"Are you dreaming with and about your boyfriend, Radu?" asks Plant Force...
"Well, if you are, sense, or perceive, if there are any
oscillations in The Force that seem strange to you...
And Gabriela...dreaming is not just for "happiness forever stuff"...
it is a great way to pick up dissonance and threats...look for those things, too, please!"
"Thank you Plant Force...Oh, and how is your friend, Cezar-Augustin?" asks Gabriela...
"He has changed, too! I don't even recognize him anymore...
...but he still has my heart, and he knows it!...So I tell you, Gabriela...
...watch for the dissonant oscillations!" testifies Plant Force
as she morphs and sits down
to rest and sleep!
"Wow," thinks Gabriela, "I wonder what things Dreamers here dream about?"
Now, Gabriela turns around to see
someone staring again...
Then, from another direction, she hears someone say,
"Radu, I'm ready for you!...
and Gabriela turns and sees
this woman trying to lure Radu her way!
"What the _ _ _ _!" screams Gabriela!
...
...
But here is how Radu is starting his dream:
OMG!...
I'm walking through this...it's so real
like I'm really, really walking through it right now!
I like this!
My imagination is stretching!
And this right here...
...is touchably clear!...not like last time!
Sheesh!
I know I'm dreaming now!
Gabriela!...it's you
Can you hear me?
Whoa! Those look like my
Bonsai arrangements at home!
Okay...nice trail
to walk...
Uh, oh...
Things aren't so happy now...
Hey...who are these guys!...I better run outta here, quick!
Oh, _ _ _ _! I feel like I'm running
slow, like I'm underwater!...Oh no!"
"Psst!...Hey, Radu...come with me!
I'll save you...You can
trust me! And I have
really sweet apples!"
...
...And now...back to Gabriela's dream:
She hears another woman calling out and infringing on Radu...
which makes her
wake up!...and she runs to Radu's sleeping place on the train and
she barges in the room...
and only Radu's there... but
the sheets are strewn about like he's been "had!"
And she smells a little of someone's perfume...
But Radu won't wake up, and he's too heavy to take back to her room,
So, she moves him to the bed across the room, and
she rubs and cleans his body parts with a towel of warm soapy water...
to get off that woman's essence, and, oh boy,
sleeping Radu is getting...
...excited!...
But Gabriela knows just what to do!...
She joins him laying down, and puts forth her "works every time" effort
to influence Radu in his current dreaming...and after making Radu finire,
(who is this Radu guy, anyway...Superman?)
Gabriela hugs Radu tight to hopefully
join him in Dreamland!....
And, as she slips into the "unreal," she thinks, believes, and swears that
"I ain't lettiin' nobody just take my man like that!...
But...
...if they insist on tryin'...
well...
...just let the
Dream Wars begin!
TO BE CONTINUED!...
May you have many...Hollywood, can you believe it, people have been telling me that all things and all people that are virtual and cybernetic are not "real,"
like real estate and 3-D tangible things
--but they are absolutely wrong--
so, to prove to them and to me once more,
that we are indeed "real,"
please take me in your strong arms again
and "gimme sum mora yo' reel la!""..."fly high and fast, and deliver my message to HSR, my trusty carrier pigeon,
that I have
a lot of "Good And Plenty" just waiting for him!"..."I don't know how you do it, Dr. Winge,
but, no matter how much we do,
I always feel ready for more of you!"...smiles!
Well, Sir, if you don't want "one for the road" because you're
staying in a Luxury Suite upstairs--then, how about "one for the Elevator!"
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