Uh huh! I see you eating that cake!
But, it's okay to celebrate...just about anything!...and your "okay...so you showed me yours, then I showed you mine...can I have yours?" smile is savoring with anticipation, a new adventure for the HSR, and this one was last covered in the post, "The Many Winge Smiles Of President Barack Obama!...," where HSR, BLASTS OFF FROM GOOD OL' MOTHER EARTH AND IS READYING HIS SPECIAL SPACE SHIP...
"THE MACH INFINITY ONE"...
THAT EMPLOYS, AMONG OTHER TESTED AND UNTESTED SYSTEMS, AN "INSTANTANEOUS TIME DRIVE," WHICH CAN MAKE TRAVEL ACTUALLY HAPPEN FASTER THAN TIME ITSELF,
WHILE ALSO NOT BEING EXPOSED TO COLLIDING WITH ANY PLANETS OR OTHER SPACE DEBRIS...
AND AFTER JUST SUCCESSFULLY TESTING OUT THE DRIVE'S POWERS A COUPLE OF TIMES...
...AND INSTANTLY TRAVERSING TRIILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS IN THE PROCESS...
HSR AND HIS SPACE SHIP PASS THE TIME...
BY PASSING UP THE ELEMENT OF TIME!...
...AND LEAVING THAT PROVERBIAL "TICK-TOCK OF THE CLOCK" IN THE "DARK MATTER DUST!"...
BUT, AT THIS MOMENT IN THE SPACE CONTINUUM...
HE'S PROXIMAL TO THE WINGE FURY NEBULA...
WHOSE APPROXIMATE POSITION IS GENIOUSLY PREDICTED BY THE PREEMINENT THEORETICAL PHYSICIST ANTON VON WINGE...
BUT SUDDENLY, AND WITH NO EXPLANATION...
HSR IS GRIPPED AND PULLED IN BY A SUPER-GRAVITATING BODY...
...AND IS SUCKED BACKWARD...
...FASTER THAN THE STARS!...INTO...
SOMETHING WORSE THAN A BLACK HOLE!...A...
..."HEAVEN'S POINT!"
WHICH, IN THIS CASE,
IS CAUSED BY A HEAD-ON COLLISION BETWEEN A...
SOLID NEUTRON HYPERGIANT,
WHICH IS MADE OF PURE AND DENSELY-PACKED NUCLEAR NEUTRONS, AND WEIGHS AS MUCH AS 10,001 GALAXIES...AND IS TRAVELING NEAR THE SPEED OF LIGHT, AND A...
...GHASTLY, BUT VERY REAL, FERMI-CYRIL VAPORIZATION VORTEX....
TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF DARK!...
AND HSR SEES THIS ABOUT TO HAPPEN...AND SAYS...
"TIME TO VAMOOSE OUTTA HERE, PRONTO!"...
"PRESS THE TIME DRIVE...IMMEDIATELY!...
BUT, AFTER PUSHING THAT DRIVE BUTTON
ONCE...TWICE... CRAP!!...
"IT'S NOT WORKING!...
"I'LL HAVE TO USE THIS NEW UNTESTED BACK UP DRIVE...THE "GHOST DRIVE",
...NOW!...
"I JUST HOPE IT WORKS!"
HSR QUICKLY PULLS THE LEVER TO ENGAGE THE GHOST DRIVE...
AND HE PLEADS, "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
"BUT, OMG!... THIS GHOST DRIVE MAKES THINGS SEEM LIKE...A GHOST!...
WHERE...
AM I GOING!?".
THEN...
IT'S EERILY SILENT AND...
PITCH BLACK!......
"THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE IN THE GHOST DRIVE RIDE?
"NOTHING BETTER SAY "BOO!" AND FRIGHTEN ME!
"WHAT PART OF THE UNIVERSE IS THIS?"...
THEN, AN UNSEEN THUNDEROUS RUMBLING SHAKES EVERYTHING!...AND...
A CATACLYSMIC "BOOM" LIKE HSR HAS NEVER HEARD AND SEEN BEFORE...
... DISRUPTS AND SHATTERS ALL OF SPACE!...
OMG!...
IS THIS A "SECONDARY" BIG BANG!
OH, NO!...THE "SHOCK FRONT" OF THE BLAST IS HEADED THIS WAY!...
SO, HSR HURRIEDLY TURNS HIS SHIP AROUND TO GET OUT OF THERE!...
HOWEVER, IN THE PROCESS, HIS SHIP IS "BUMPED" AND "PILLOW-PUSHED" VERY FAR AWAY FROM THAT CHAOS THAT JUST HAPPENED...
BY THE REPELLING FORCE FIELDS OF...
A GIGANTIC AND FAST-MOVING "ANTIMATTER SPHERE!"...
WHICH ACTUALLY SAVES HSR AND HIS SHIP FROM BEING MELTED, THEN VAPORIZED, BUT...
AFTER THE SUPER-BLAST RADIUS SLOWS DOWN, AND HSR STOPS BEING HURTLED THROUGH SPACE...
HE REORIENTS HIMSELF, THEN CHECKS ALL INSTRUMENTS...
OKAY...
THEN, OFF TO THE SIDE, HE SEES A GLITTERING SPECK...
AND DECIDES TO MOVE IN CLOSER, AND...
HE SEES "A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES!"...
ANOTHER SPACE SHIP!, THAT'S SORT OF LIKE HIS, BUT THE MARKINGS ARE UNFAMILIAR TO HSR.
SO HSR FLIES IN CLOSER...
AND GETS ON HIS INTERSPACE COMM DEVICE
"HELLO THERE! THIS IS MACH INFINITY ONE!...
IS ANYBODY THERE?...YOU OKAY FROM THAT BLAST?...
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?...
AND AFTER A PROLONGED SILENCE...HSR HEARS BACK...
"TUUK GAR TOT!" A VOICE SAYS...
"WHOA THERE, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!,"HSR REPLIES BACK...
"ENGLISH SYSTEM DETECTED AND TRANSLATOR NOW IN USE," SAYS THE VOICE...
AND THE VOICE CONTINUES, "OUR CAPTAIN IS HURT BAD...
"COME AND DOCK YOUR SHIP WITH OURS NOW, PLEASE...OH...
...AND WE USE OXYGEN/NITROGEN, LIKE YOU!"...
SO AFTER HSR DOCKS AND SAFELY BOARDS THE SHIP...`
HE SEES...
THE CAPTAIN, WHO'S HURT SOME...AND HSR SAYS,
"I HAVE A FIRST AID KIT...PLEASE, LET ME TAKE A LOOK!...
"Even if the truth hurts a little bit, or a whole lot...it still will set you free, right?"
Our Presidents lead, inspire, and help to bring out the best in our country and our citizenry!
And their smiles look good as they do it!
Not all of our Presidents have been photographed enjoying a "Winge Smile!"
President Theodore Roosevelt came close, but here, his eyes were still open, so we'll have to settle for a truly happy "Duchenne Smile!"
President Barack Obama has been seen Winge Smiling the most of all of the U. S. Presidents, with his attractive, Golden-Proportioned, and dreamy set of teeth!
One of the original heartthrob Presidents, President John Fitzgerald Kennedy...seen here, is probably in the middle of taking a restful East-Coast excursion on his big pretty yacht!...
...Boy, did he ever drive the female electorate crazy with his "Tanned Beach Boy" good looks!
Some jokes go straight across and down the fat nerve of surprise, and President Herbert Walker Bush just can't help but tap into the biggest, yet most vulnerable, facial response on this one!...
He and his family go back generations in helping to form and strengthen this country!
President George W. Bush is well-known for his lightening-quick wit and international charm.
...but he has always been able to easily see and solve many of the sometimes ironic dichotomies in government and society!
Here we have one of the greatest presidents, President Lyndon B. Johnson, emanating a closed-mouth version of the Winge Smile with one of his political buddies!
He helped to actively mold the United States into the "Great Society" that we needed to be!
Whoa!...Two consecutive Presidents caught doing the Winge Smile Style at the same time!...
President William Jefferson Clinton (left) still has a great gift of convincing gab and a super-magnetic personality!
Calling all cars!...Hold your horses!...Stop the presses!...and whatever else!...never before caught on camera!...The first photo documented proof of a U. S. President (Barack H. Obama) and First Lady (Michelle Obama) sharing a Winge together!
That's so lovely...and historical!
The beloved President Ronald Reagan, a great actor in his own right, was swept into Office by his popularity, and never looked back!
Here, he's preserved sharing Winges with the Prime Minister of England Margaret Thatcher!
Which brings me to my next question:
Which came first: the Big Smile...or the Feelings of Happiness?...
This world can stand a little more levity!
I'll catch you "on the further!"
May you have many...I gotta hurry and finish my work!--lunch is coming up!...one lady smiled at me, but I could tell that she was "faking it!"...be happy!--it might be your last chance!...Winge Smiles!
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