HSR, EVER SINCE HE WAS A BABY BOY, HE DREAMED...
OF BECOMING AN ASTRONAUT, SO AT 26 YEARS OF AGE, HE IS FINALLY CLEARED TO SERVE AS A PILOT ON HIS OWN SPACE SHIP AS PART OF THE UNITED STATES OF THE MILKY WAY, AND HE IS TASKED WITH CLOSELY OBSERVING UNUSUAL STARS, PLANETS, AND OTHER SPECIAL OBJECTS DETECTED BY THE NEW RONALD MCNAIR INTERGRAVITATIONAL LENS PROJECT,
WHICH CAPTURES GRAVITONS FROM EXTREMELY DISTANT OBJECTS AND FOCUSES THEM TO YIELD THEIR DISTINCT ENERGY PATTERNS, SO NOW, HE WALKS TO THE LAUNCH PAD...
AND IS READY TO TAKE OFF ON THIS SOLO MISSION...5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
BLAST OFF!...
AND WITH THE PROPER TRAJECTORY, HSR PENETRATES THE CLOUD COVER...
AND IS WELL ON HIS WAY TO STARTING HIS DEEP SPACE JOURNEY...
AND AFTER REACHING THE PROPER ALTITUDE, HSR AND HIS SPACE SHIP SEPARATE FROM THE BOOSTER ROCKETS, AND HE'S READY TO GO!...
NOW, THIS SPACE JET IS NO REGULAR NONLINEAR-TRANSVERSING VEHICLE...
IT USES AN "INSTANTANEOUS TIME DRIVE," WHICH ACTUALLY TRAVELS FASTER THAN TIME ITSELF, YET ALLOWS HIS SHIP TO NOT CRASH INTO PLANETS AND ASTEROIDS AND THE LIKE...
SO HE RADIOS TO EARTH, "I'M ABOUT TO TRANSVERSE TO MY FIRST LOCATION, THE ZANDIAN LOCAL GROUP,"...
"ROGER, HSR, GOOD LUCK AND GOD -SPEED," SAYS THE MAN AT CONTROL CENTER...
"WE'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK WITH THE DATA, DO YOU COPY?" THE MAN CONTINUES...
"ROGER, COMMAND, I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK!," SAYS HSR AS HE SIGNS OFF AND ENGAGES HIS TIME DRIVE...WHOA!
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AND, OF COURSE, AT NO TIME AT ALL, HE'S STRATEGICALLY LOCATED JUST OUTSIDE THE ZANDIAN LOCAL GROUP...
WHICH IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT TO BEHOLD! SMILING WITH AWE...
AND FOCUSING HIS STELLAR CAMERA, HE GETS A FIRST-EVER-FOR-HUMANS GLANCE AT A GASEOUS OSCILLATING INTEMAR GIANT...
AND HE VISIONS AND RECORDS THE CONTINUOUS TECTONIC ACTIVITY ON ONE OF ITS MOONS!...
THE SCIENTIFIC THEORISTS WILL CERTAINLY HAVE FUN TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE SEEMINGLY PERPETUAL MOTION HERE!...
OMG! A GIGANTIC ANTI-MATTER CLOUD IS COLLIDING WITH A DARK MATTER CLOUD!...AND, OF COURSE, ACCORDING TO NUCLEAR SCIENTISTS...THE ATOMS, MOLECULES AND FAST-MOVING CHUNKS VIOLENTLY POP AND ANNIHILATE EACH OTHER!...
IN A MORE SPECTACULAR AND MORE MASSIVE WAY THAN OUR OWN 4TH OF JULY!...
"TIME TO TEST OUT THE TIME DRIVE AGAIN," SALIVATES HSR AS HE GETS ANOTHER CHANCE TO PRESS THE BUTTONS ON HIS NEW TOY ONCE MORE!...
AND HERE HE GOES!
HSR NOW REMEMBERS A FRIEND THAT GOT CAUGHT UP IN A CONTINUOUS SPACIAL LOOP, TRYING TO GET CLOSER TO LAND HIS SHIP...
BUT NEVER REACHED THERE...SO HE HAD TO LAND SOMEWHERE ELSE!...
NOW HE REACHES HIS NEXT DESTINATION...THE WINGE FURY NEBULA...
"DANG!...THE FOLKS BACK HOME HAVE TO SEE THIS! WE CAN'T EVEN SEE THIS OUT-OF-RANGE STELLAR SYSTEM, EVEN WITH OUR MOST POWERFUL SCOPES!"
"THE THEORETICAL PHYSICIST ANTON VON WINGE BET HIS CAREER THAT THIS FORCE WOULD BE HERE...AND, WOW, HERE IT IS!," SAYS A SURPRISED HSR...
MAYBE HE'LL GET A NOBEL PRIZE!
GEE WILIKERS! THE FIRST THING HSR SEES IS THE ACTIVELY DECAYING REMNANTS OF A ONCE-HEALTHY EXOPLANET, WHERE THERE IS AN OUT-OF-CONTROL AND SWARMING INFECTION OF MINI BLACK HOLE MARBLES THAT ARE "GOING VIRAL" AND "EATING AWAY" ,
AT WHOLE HEAVENLY BODIES! AND KILLING OFF MILLIONS OF PROTOEARTHS!
BUT, THANKFULLY, IT WILL TAKE TRILLIONS OF YEARS FOR THESE BAD BOYS TO REACH THE MILKY WAY!...
DANG! WHAT'S THIS! A RESTLESS NEUTRON MEGABODY?...IT MUST BE AT LEAST 10 MILLION SOLAR MASSES!
WHICH, ACCORDING TO PREDICTIONS WILL COLLAPSE AT A GREAT PRESSURE AND BECOME EVEN WORSE THAN A BLACK HOLE...THE YET-TO-BE-SEEN HEAVEN POINT!
"OH, NO,"THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MACRO-TRANSITIONAL FORCES TAKING PLACE RIGHT NOW!...
"THIS NEUTRON MEGAOBJECT IS PROBABLY ABOUT TO COLLAPSE PAST A BLACK HOLE!...RIGHT NOW!"...
"THANK GOODNESS I'M RECORDING ALL OF THIS!" EXPLAINS HSR...
"YIKES!..IT'S GROWING EVEN MORE UNPREDICTABLE AND ENERGETIC!...
WHAT'S THIS?...COMING IN AT A MILLION MILES A SECOND FROM THE SIDE...AND ABOUT TO SLAM INTO THE UNSTABLE NEUTRON HYPERGIANT IS A...
A FERMI-CYRIL VAPORIZATION VORTEX....
HSR NOW FEELS THE SHIP BEING SUCKED INTO THE EMERGING MULTI-GALACTIC SUPER CATACLYSM...
AND LOOKING INTO THE REARVIEW MIRROR SYSTEM...
HSR EXCLAIMS, "I'M BEING SUCKED IN FASTER THAN THE STARS!...
NOW I MUST USE THE TIME DRIVE IMMEDIATELY!...
BUT, AFTER PUSHING THAT DRIVE BUTTON ONCE...TWICE... CRAP!!...IT'S NOT WORKING!...
I'LL HAVE TO USE THIS NEW UNTESTED BACK UP DRIVE...THE "GHOST DRIVE" NOW...
I JUST HOPE IT WORKS!
HSR PULLS THE LEVER TO ENGAGE THE GHOST DRIVE...
AND HE PLEADS, "GET ME OUT OF HERE!
"BUT, OMG!... WHERE WILL I END UP?"...well, gosh...I'm just glued to my seat enjoying the suspense and all...and I bet that you would like to do a little space travel yourself, if certain guarantees are made...but there aren't any safety guarantees out there buddy...so let's keep this a vicarious experience, oh yes, and your "I like the way that Mother Nature allows our minds to be like trees, so we can grow and expand and reach for the stars as much as we can!" smile, is just arcing and white and giving the bright Milky Way some stiff luminous competition!
"What's very important to you right now, is only very important to you...right now!"
Our beautiful First Family, and the President himself,
the likes of which we have never seen before in the vaulted and valued White House,
all have world-class dentitions and smiles that make any smile-centered, patriotic American dentally-grateful.
They are our leading governmental family, and the President has had to make some tough and controversial policy decisions, in his search to find debated, common political ground,
but all of the First Family members have performed their roles with respect and admirable class and grace!
President Obama is a very affable person and is quick to see the humor
in things!
He undoubtedly is the most photographed President to date, and many of his documented smiles show him experiencing the "most intense smile possible," the Winge Smile, which is basically a Duchenne Smile with an important addition...
...the closed eyes.
This short-lived, singular, pinnacle of the highest elatedness possible, also demonstrates a total muscular and emotional commitment and vulnerability like no other facial expression.
President Obama has been documented elating with the Winge Smile more that any other American President in history.
And here are some examples of our very handsome Leader engaging in the biggest and happiest smile known to Science:
The happiest place on Earth is not Disneyland, it's on the faces of each and every one of us...when we giggle and laugh in the most unrestrained way possible!...
Aah, yes...put this one under "a warm and fuzzy gift from a Republican?"
This following one might go in the "Politics is so sweet...especially if you're on top!" category!
Here, the President might be responding to the Congress just now passing some of his much-needed legislation, and that the Camp David Golf Course is finally back open after upgrades!
This one's a "throw caution to the wind" laugh!
Here, the President's smile includes more Procerus, Nasalis, and Corrigator Supercilli muscle action to squint the nasal skin areas between the eyes and eyebrows. And, I'll bet that his bite strength almost approximates that of a moderate-sized T-Rex!
"Joe Biden...that was a great joke!"
This "ultimate belly laugh," maybe upon learning that he has just won a second term!
I'll tell ya, when ya got it, flaunt it, you handsome guy!
The smile's minimum to maximum action explained through video:
May you have many...speaking out space travel, if a traveler can't just walk outside of their structure and live like on Earth, then the slightest mistake can be fatal!...you might be surprised what you might find looking at least 15 degrees above the horizon!...if it weren't for art, Mankind may be just a pack of heathens!...smiles!
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