In Our Life's Journeys...Some Visit The Tallest Mountains...or...the Deepest Seas...But...I...Search For The Best Smiles...For I Am...
...An Oral Gemologist!"...
"There may be a
'World full of Smiles,'
but
there's only One 'Red Carpet' Mine!"
"Wow!...This is...
Deeper than Last Time!"
"I have Sunscreen and Snacks...
...so...
...I'm Set!"
You and Your
'I’ve been looking for a Smile like yours and I finally found it!'
Smiles
are
taking second and
Third Looks!"
This
'the Beauty of the World can ultimately be blamed on the Cells’
Episode
is
brought to you by the Histological Tissues
that help
to form
the Teeth!
Welcome Visitors!...
...One day, I woke up,
(Praise the Lord!)
and thought that,
since I am a
'Doctor of the Smiles,'
and
I want to make a
'Positive World Impact,'
I should go out and travel to
the different countries of the
World and
find some People with
'Perfect Smiles!'
I'll start with
the first two countries
and the last two countries
in Alphabetical Order...
...And since I am a
'Dental Ambassador,'
I find that...
I do not need a Passport!...Wow!
So, now,
the Big Day is here,
and I start my Trek
to
discover
evidence of
'the Perfect Dental
Mineralizations'
of Active
Enamel
Surfaces
in various Peoples of the Globe!
Now, I know that
Orthodontic treatments aren't
available everywhere,
so,
the Perfect Smiles'
the I come across
may be the result
of
'Oral Genetic Endowment'...
or Naturally Straight Teeth...
Now,
I'm up, up and away...
first,
to
the Ageless Country
of Afghanistan!
And Kabul
is
quite the sight!
And
over the days and nights,
I head straight
to the
area of
Qala-e Mafushad
near their
Border with China
and in one Village,
I meet
several
'Nice-Teethed
People,'
and one Lady comes down
and says,
"Hello!...I hear that
you are
a Dentist!...I have an appointment
with a Hygienist in the
neighboring Village next week…
...and...there are
many of us with
‘Gifted Grins’
and
you may want to
look at our
TV Entertainers!"
So,
after making it back to Kabul,
and checking out
I get back in the air
to visit
Beautiful Albania
and the
Capital City of
Tirana
where,
as with any
Major City,
there's a lot
of
'Hustle and Bustle!'
So, I
take a taxi
to the
Lethe District
and relax on the
Beach for a few days,
and there,
I meet a Woman that suggests,
“Make sure that you
stop by Apollonia,
and maybe you can
feel the History of the place
in your Body!”
Then I take the
'Scenic Route'
on over to
Bujtina Lepushe
And there,
I meet a traveler
who says,
“I’m a Tourist here too, and
I like it here
so much that
I’m going to move here!”
And after a while there,
I make it on over
to
the Picturesque
Apollonia
and I wonder what Life
might have been like
for the People in
those Ancient times!
I return back to the
airport
in
Tirana...
...and One Lady says,
“ I’m coming to Albania and you
are leaving...
...please tell me some of the best
Tourist Spots!”
So, I tell her where I went,
and we talk a little more,
and then
I embark on the
next leg of my Trip,
which
Zimbabwe,
starting in the Capital
of
Harare
and there happens to
be an
Award Ceremony
honoring
some influencers
who also have
Great Smiles!
Now, I go with a group
to
Bulawayo
where a citizen asks,
"Have you
seen the Jacaranda
trees
in
full
bloom?"
"Not yet,"
I answer...
So,
I check the Trees out
for a while,
then I trek on
to
Mutare
and One lady
comes up to me while I
am taking in
a snack and
says,
I can tell you're
a tourist here, but don't
miss the Chiremba
Balancing Rocks!
So,
always looking for an
adventure,
I go there
and
I can tell that
it's the real thing!
Then,
after checking out
the World View
at Nyanga,
I am on to
a short trip
to Zambia
And I enjoy the sights of
Lusaka,
where
not too much sugar is consumed,
and I see some
Naturally-Nice
Smiles
right off the Bat!
Now, one lady asks me,
"Did you know that
Zambia has more than
fifteen Spectacular
Waterfalls?"
And I say,
"I didn't know that!"
So, on my way to
Livingstone,
I meet some
bright-eyed
and
bright-enameled
Fun Kids!
And,
on my way there,
I Fall in Love with
all of
the Nature!
And when I get to Livingstone,
I go straight to the
Victoria Falls,
and see some people
getting
Up close and Personal!
And when I am about
to leave after
taking a
long time in this
splendor,
a woman at the Lodge
asks,
"You
made a wish here, right?...If you didn't,
go back and
make it a big
and complicated one, Okay!"
"Okay," I smile...
and I go back for one more
long look
and make a doozy of a Wish!
So...Wow!...
There are so many Sights to see
and People to see,
and
'Perfect Smiles'
to Behold!
And
'By Golly,'
...I'm Off...
To the
Next Countries, and to
check
on my 'Big Wish!'
Love Toothbrush®
“I have perfect teeth...I just
forgot to put them on!”
If you got it,
you got it…
...Genetically, that is!
If 'You Got It'
...Great!
But sometimes, I think
HSR
'Don't got It...because
all kinds of stuff
'swirls' around him...
like in
that time during
the Post,
and there
HSR exclaims,
“OMGOSH, THINGS ARE
BECOMING SO STRESSFUL
AND TENUOUS
IN LIFE THESE DAYS!...
THERE ARE EARTHQUAKES,
WILD FIRES,
CIVIL
UNREST,
LOSS OF
PRIVACY,
LOOTINGS,
HOME INVASIONS,
MURDERS,
JOB LOSSES,
HOME EVICTIONS...
...OH YES,
AND...
...I ALMOST FORGOT....
THE PANDEMIC!...
...AND...
...PEOPLE ARE BEING LESS KIND
TO EACH OTHER!...AND
OH NO!...
SUDDENLY,
ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE,
IN THE
ANGRY CROWD
SEEM TO BE
QUICKLY COMING
AFTER HSR!
SO,
HE STARTS TO
RUN FOR HIS LIFE!...
AND HE SEES A
BIG BEAUTIFUL CHURCH,
WHICH,
BY THE WAY,
CAN’T EVEN HAVE SERVICES NOW,
...SO HE OPENS THE
CHURCH DOORS
AND IT'S
BEAUTIFUL INSIDE,
BUT, WAIT!...
...THE FRENETIC AND NOISY CROWD
OUTSIDE SEEMS
TO WANT TO
BREAK DOWN THE DOORS!
THEN,
OUT OF NOWHERE,
THIS PRIEST
APPEARS AND SAYS,
"PLEASE,
RELAX, SIR...
...FOR YOUR SAFETY,
GO THROUGH
THAT DOOR
THEN
DOWN A HALLWAY
AND
THROUGH ANOTHER DOOR!...
...HURRY!"
AND
WHILE RUNNING
DOWN THE HALLWAY,
HE SEES PAINTINGS
ON THE WALLS
THAT HAVE
TIMELY AND
RELEVANT
MESSAGES!
"I WISH I WAS
SOMEWHERE PEACEFUL!...
HE THINKS...
NOW,
HSR FINALLY REACHES
A SCARY-LOOKING
SECOND DOOR...
BUT...
...IT OPENS
BY ITSELF!
AND A LADY IN THERE
SAYS,
"THERE ARE MAJOR PROBLEMS
IN THE STREETS
RIGHT NOW...
...YOU'RE LUCKY
THAT YOU CAME IN
WHEN YOU DID!...
...COME ON...
...WE MUST GO THROUGH
THIS CRAWL SPACE!
AND WHEN
THEY FINALLY
REACH THE OTHER END,
THEY SEE
...A LOT OF
VALUABLE STUFF!
"OH," SAYS THE LADY,
"I THINK I TOOK A WRONG TURN!"
NOW,
HSR LOOKS AT
AND ALMOST TOUCHES THIS...
"I PROBABLY
WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT IF
I WERE YOU!"
WARNS THE LADY...
"WELL, WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO, JUST
STAY HERE?" HE ASKS...
"YES...MAYBE
UNTIL WE GET A SIGNAL!...
...WAIT!...I'VE
HEARD OF A PLACE LIKE THIS!...
...AND WHEN...
...YOU LEAVE,
...YOU END UP IN
ANOTHER STRANGE PLACE!"
"WELL," SMILES HSR, "I THINK I
MIGHT'VE FOUND MY
WAY TO FREEDOM!" AS HE
LOOKS ABOVE AT
A PROBABLE PASSAGEWAY
IN THE CEILING...
BUT
LITTLE DOES HE KNOW
THAT
HIS NEW ROAD
MAY LEAD HIM
TO SOME
UNFORSEEN PLACES!...
...
AND THIS FIRST
UNFORESEEN PLACE
IS
OH NO!...
...FURTHER UNDERGROUND!
"MAN," THINKS HSR,
"I REMEMBER
A PLACE LIKE THIS
IN A VIDEO GAME
WHERE IT WAS
SIMPLE TO WIN,
AND
I GOT AWAY FROM
ALL KINDS OF MONSTERS!"
BUT...AT THAT
MOMENT,
HE
HEARS SOME SOUNDS
COMING
HIS WAY!
"YOU THERE, BOY,
THANKS FOR COMING INTO
OUR PLACE NOW!...
...PLEASE JOIN US
IN A MEAL...
...OF YOU!"
NOW, HSR, WHO IS
STARTING TO SEE SOME
RELIGIOUS PARALLELS
IN ALL OF THIS
STARTS TO
STEEL HIMSELF
FOR THIS BATTLE!...
BUT WAIT!...WHAT'S THIS?
SOME HOW, HE
NOTICES A SWORD...
...A GOOD SWORD,
RIGHT OFF TO THE SIDE...
AND HE IMMEDIATELY
GRABS IT
AND HOISTS IT TO MAKE
THOSE MONSTERS SORRY!
BUT THERE IS A
LENGTHY,
AND HEMOGLOBIN-FILLED,
WINNER-TAKE-ALL
ALTERCATION
WHICH SEEMS TO LAST AND LAST!...
...UNTIL...
May you have many...
...Smiles
“Sister…You finally got your Wings!...
…I’m…
…so Proud of You!”
“I’m Godzilla…
...and…
I’m looking to Destroy the nearest
Dental Hygiene School!”
So far,
the Cell Membranes
of the
Junctional Epithelium
are still intact!
The Natural Wonders of the World really are
‘Sights to See!’
“The next Hygienist I see…Boy…
...are they gonna get It!”
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