Dis blog "be"
Smokin'!"
...
Hi!...I'm looking for this guy named Hollywood...
He made me some promises that I
plan to make him keep!"
"Hi, girl...he made me some promises, too, but
I had to make some
serious promises back to him!...
And I can't wait for all of these sweet arrangements to intersect!"...
...
"Well, it looks like our audience is filing in to the auditorium for the
"Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet"
show!
and they're antsy, anxious, and ready to start!
Some "pre-clapping!" Let's get it going!
Well, reader,
I am your Personal Tour Guide today!"
...
Are you the "Narrator Of The Blog Post" today, also ?"
...
"No, Ladies!...I am!
Kung Pao Chicken, with some of my
Super Secret Sweet Sauce on top!
...
"I have enjoyed making the lives of many believers
so magical and fairy tale-like...
but, for 48 hours,
HSR is going to
immerse the both of us in the lively and enveloping sparks
of his insanely-wonderful senses and sensibilities!"
...
"Hi, Narrator...
I want to tell HSR that I have
all the threads and cloth ready
for us to make our
"Emperor's and Empress's New Clothes" for the Party!"
...
Dr. Winge, you need to know that
when I want something bad enough
I'll do anything to get it!
And to prove it,
we can "get aerobic"...
...right now!
...
And you and your
"sometimes I smile like I'm up to something...then some people ask me...if I'm up to something!"
smile,
are asked to enjoy today's episode through an old fashioned
kaleidoscope!...
...not to see this action...
but to see this kind of
HSR action...
but, no one knows how things will really unfold and turn out!...
ESPECIALLY THIS DAY, AS HSR, ON BREAK FROM HIS
SECOND YEAR OF DENTAL SCHOOL
GETS SOME LAST R.E.M.
SLEEP, DREAMING ABOUT
DONUTS!
YES!
EVER SINCE HE WAS A KID, AND SEEING DONUTS BEING MADE
HE HAS BEEN A BIG FAN
AND
BIG DEVOURER OF THEM!
SO, HSR JUMPS OUT OF BED AND
GETS READY
AND RUNS TO THE
SHOP FOR SOME OF THEM...
AND ON HIS WAY,
HE SEES A PRETTY LADY...WHAT?
AND HE'S IN SUCH A HURRY THAT HE
OF COURSE,
BURNS SOME
DOUGHNUTS!..
AND ON HIS WAY IN THE SHOP
HE SEES SOME PATRONS JUST
HAVING A GOOD TIME
SATISFYING THEIR SUGAR CRAVINGS!
SO, HE BUYS SOME...
...BUT...
THEY DISAPPEAR...
RIGHT BEFORE HIS VERY EYES...AND
HIS VERY MOUTH!
OH, WELL,
...
NOW,
HSR HAS TO GO TO WORK!...
BUT AN OLDER LADY
STOPS HSR ON HIS WAY TO HIS TRUCK AND SAYS,
"YOUNG MAN, I DON'T KNOW YOU,
BUT,
I HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU ARE GOING TO NEED THIS!...
AND SHE GIVES HIM A STRANGE RING!
AND SHE CONTINUES,
"PLEASE USE IT IF YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY!...
IT WILL PROTECT YOU!"
AND THEN SHE WALKS AWAY...
SO, HSR LOOKS AT THE RING
AND THEN HE LOOKS UP...TO THANK THE LADY...BUT...
SHE'S GONE!...
DISAPPEARED!...WHOA!
"WELL, I'LL SEE IF I NEED IT TODAY!" HE SAYS TO HIMSELF, AND,
"MAYBE SHE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT MYSELF!...
I'M ALSO GLAD THAT I HAVE
THIS!"
SO, HE CONTINUES ON TO WORK
AND THIS TIME
HE HAS A JOB AS A
MIRROR REPLACEMENT
TECHNICIAN...
HE HELPS PEOPLE WHO
BROKE
A MIRROR
OR,
IF THEY JUST WANT A REPLACEMENT GLASS.
SO, HIS FIRST JOB IS TO REPORT TO
A CASTLE!...
...ON THE FAR SIDE OF TOWN... WHERE...
HE'S NEVER BEEN BEFORE!
AND HSR MAKES
IT ON OVER,
AND HE FINALLY GETS THERE...WHOA!
BUT THEN,
ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, WITHIN SECONDS!...
...AS IF ON CUE!...
...IT GOES FROM HAPPY AND
SUNNY, TO...
AN
EERY DARKNESS!
SO, HSR GETS OUT THE TRUCK WITH SOME NEW MIRRORS
AND WALKS
A GUSTY AND UNWELCOMING PATH UP TO THE
FRONT AREA
AND HERE'S THE FRONT DOOR
...SHUCKS!... IT OPENS...
BY ITSELF!...
SO, HSR,
WITH WIDE EYES,
WALKS IN
...SLOWLY AND GINGERLY
"HELLO, SIR!...
SAYS THIS LADY...
WHO COMES FROM NOWHERE...
MAKING HSR ALMOST JUMP OUT OF HIS SKIN!
"UH...HELLO THERE, MAM!...
AND YOU ARE?" HE ASKS
"MY NAME IS NOCOLI, NOCOLI GREYCASTLE
AND THIS IS MY SISTER,
DARKNIA!
AND, SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
"MY NAME IS JUST PLAIN OLD HSR!" HE SAYS...
"AND WHAT DOES THE "H" STAND FOR?" NOCOLI ASKS,
"IT DOESN'T STAND FOR "HAUNTED"," SAY HSR,
MAKING THE TWO SISTERS LAUGH LIKE...
THEY'RE HALLOWEEN CRAZY!...
"I LIKE YOU, HSR...YOU HAVE A STRONG CHIN...AND A NICE...
NECK!...
MAYBE YOU CAN STAY AFTER A WHILE!" NOCOLI SAYS AS SHE
WINKS AT HIM...
BUT THE SLIGHTLY SHAKING HSR SAYS BACK,
"THANKS FOR THE INVITE, BUT,
I HAVE OTHER CALLS...HOW MANY MIRRORS NEED FIXIN'?"
"I'M NOT SURE...BUT LET'S GO TO OUR FIRST ONE...
RIGHT THROUGH THIS
DOOR," NOCOLI SAYS...
AND SHE WAVES HER HAND, AND A COUPLE OF DOORS
MYSTERIOUSLY OPEN!...
THEN, THEY GO INTO THE FIRST ROOM
AND TURN LEFT AND GO INTO ANOTHER ROOM
AND ON THE LEFT WALL, THEY SEE THIS
"THAT ONE LOOKS FINE TO ME!" SAYS HSR...
THEN DARKNIA SAYS, "STEP A LITTLE CLOSER TO IT, PLEASE!"
SO, HSR STEPS A LITTLE CLOSER, AND SOMETHING SEEMS TO BE ON THE
OTHER SIDE!...
"WOW!" EXCLAIMS HSR, "EITHER THAT'S A LOT OF DUST MOVING OR, "
"SOMETHING'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!" CONTINUES NOCOLI!
THEN WITHOUT WARNING...THE MIRROR
JUST BREAKS BY ITSELF!"
AND HSR JUMPS BACK,
BUT, TRYING TO STAY COOL, HE SAYS,
"I HAVE A MIRROR RIGHT HERE FOR IT!
SO HE TURNS AROUND AND BENDS DOWN TO GET ANOTHER MIRROR,
AND, WHILE HE DOES THAT,
HE DOESN'T SEE IT, BUT, THIS APPEARS
AND IT SAYS, "DARKNIA...HE'S BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE!"
THEN IT DISAPPEARS!...
AND HSR TURNS BACK AROUND WITH THE NEW MIRROR, BUT ASKS,
"DID YOU SAY IT'S BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE,
BECAUSE I HOPE THIS ONE IS!"
AND DARKNIA SAYS, "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"
SO HSR LOOKS A LITTLE DISBELIEVING
AT BOTH OF THEM...
BUT...HE DECIDES TO MOVE ON...
"DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER MIRROR TO FIX?" HE ASKS...
"BUT, OF COURSE!" SAYS
NOCOLI...
SO THEY WALK DOWN THIS HALLWAY
AND THEY PASS BY A DOOR
AND HSR SAYS, "WHAT'S BEHIND THAT DOOR?"...AND
DARKNIA SAYS, "I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW!"
AND HSR SAYS, "MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT!"
SO, THEY WALK SOME MORE, AND HSR SEES A WINDOW,
AND...
WHAT'S THAT!
"OMG!" THINKS HSR!
BUT THEY KEEP WALKING...
"WHO'S THAT?
SAYS HSR, AS HE RUBS HIS CROSS IN HIS POCKET!
"OH, I DON'T KNOW...SHE JUST COMES AND GOES," SAYS NOCOLI...
AND THEN, THEY PASS A LOT OF THESE
AND THIS STRANGE "LIVING ART!"
NOW, THEY GO UP SOME
AND GET TO ANOTHER ROOM...
BUT THE LADIES DON'T GO IN!...
...
AND DARKNIA SAYS, "HSR...WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO GO INTO THIS ROOM...
SO, YOU MUST GO IN THERE BY YOURSELF AND
DEAL WITH THE TWO MIRRORS!...
WE'LL PAY YOU...A...A...A MILLION DOLLARS...GO, NOW...
GO!"...
SO HSR, THINKING ABOUT PAYING FOR "U.S. "MF" C." DENTAL SCHOOL ALL AT ONCE,
LOOKS AND WALKS IN SLOWLY AND SEES
THIS... AND HE FIXES THAT ONE UP THERE IN NO TIME FLAT!...
THEN,
HE TURNS AROUND IN THE ROOM AND SEES,
"OH NO!...
SOME REAL GHOSTS!
BUT THEY DON'T LOOK HIS WAY OR BOTHER HIM!...
AND HSR REMEMBERS A FRIEND THAT MET A GHOST, BUT
STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
SO, HSR LOOKS AT ANOTHER WALL AND SEES
A LOT OF RESTLESSNESS!
"OH, THERE'S THE OTHER MIRROR!" HE SQUIMISHES...
SO, HE GOES UP CLOSE TO IT...
"HEY, THERE'S NO REFLECTION...
IT LOOKS LIKE AN...
EERY SPACE!"
BUT, HSR MAKES THE MISTAKE OF
TOUCHING THE APPARENT GLASS!
BIG MISTAKE!
NOW
HSR SEES PEOPLE INSIDE THE MIRROR
LOOKING AT HIM
AND THEY SAY, "WELCOME!" AND
HSR IS NOW,
SUCKED IN!
OH NO!...
"WHERE AM I GOING?!...
I'VE GOT DENTAL SCHOOL COMING UP!"
OMG!...PLEASE
STOP!...
WHAT THE...!
BUT, NOW... IT'S TOTALLY BLACK
AS HSR CLUTCHES HIS CROSS AND RING!
BUT NOW, HE STARTS TO HEAR SOME VOICES!...
AND PEOPLE...
YIKES!...HE LANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!
"WHO ARE
THESE GUYS!"
AND, NOT WANTING TO FIND OUT...
...HSR RUBS HIS CROSS AND,
WHOA!
HE TRANSPORTS AGAIN!...
NOW, HSR GOES INTO AN UNKNOWN WORM HOLE!...
"AT LEAST I'M GONE FROM THERE...
BUT WHERE WILL I GO
NEXT?"
"I'm so happy to live this new day, that I don't know what to do...wait a sec...I know what I'll do!"
"Well, Good Morning, Sir...
I'm Doctor
Dentura!"
"I need you to open wide...
...
Let's see if I can help
you!...
And as the Good Doctor works on his patient,
his secretary
reminds Dr. Dentura,
"Doctor, you know Ernie, your Dental School classmate?"
"Yeah," says the Dr., "I saw him just yesterday at his office!"
"Well, guess who just walked in the door as we speak!... it's...
him...Dr. Ernie Salazar!"
"Hey, everybody...It's me!... and
I'm inviting you and you, and all y'all to
my Halloween party tonight!...
...cha, cha, cha!"
And his assistant, Arleta, joins in...
"Yes, y'all...you're invited!
and come with your costumes!"
And the patient in the next room,
who is on some Nitrous Oxide
says,
"Oh, yeah!...I'ma come and get down, too!"
And the little patient in the other next room asks
"Mom, can I
go, too?"
But her mother, who is in the room with her, says,
"No, honey, that dance is for grown folks!"
"Aww, Mom...
I can dance with the best of them!...and my little brother, Simon,
knows how to wiggle good, too!
Simon got his moves
from some cartoons he watches, and
they're
pretty good!...Mom!...and
you should see my friends at the park...they
have a lot of fun! And his Cousin Ray Ray
has "The Moves!"
"Oh, Arleta," says the Dr. Dentura, "Don't forget to invite Roxy,
and her brother
because, they have "The Moves," too!"
"Arlene...what are you going as?" asks the Dr...
And Arleta says, "I'm going to be a mysterious
belly dancer!...and my sister will just come as
herself!"
And before Dr. Salazar leaves, he says, "I also invited some people I met at the
And before Dr. Salazar leaves, he says, "I also invited some people I met at the
Dental Convention!"
So, later in the day
So, later in the day
people are getting dressed
and prance practicing
some
serious dance moves!...
and getting their various
parts
ready so that they
and getting their various
parts
ready so that they
work properly when needed!
And now, a lot of people are arriving at
the "Party Palace!"...
and Dr. Dentura says, "This looks like the place!"
and all of a sudden some
bats fly by and scare the heck out of
some people!...
and, as a large group, they get to the door,
and somebody knocks
and the door just opens
by itself!
So, one guy goes in first...
and the rest follow!...
Then,
all of a sudden...
"Surprise!"
...And let the Party
Begin!"
And, of course, people are
getting groovy and
feeling
great!
Oh my...she looks really
into it!
Whoa!
Macarena!
Even she's
into it!
Yes, sir...
Even she's
into it!
Yes, sir...
everyone's
having
a
ball!
And there are fun
games
and, wow, real...finger-licking-good
finger foods!
And the people on stage
are
rocking the house!
"Dem Bones Is Movin'!"
"Excuse me...Have you seen
my Husband?...He's not a Dentist!"
"It's
wild,
Baby!"
"Get in where
you fit in, Honey!"
Hey!... it's retro
and I'm
Lovin' it!"
"Somebody hold
me back!"
"Feel it, Baby,
Feel It!"
OMG! He's large and
in charge!
This guy can
go all night!
So can
she!
And some more people try to crash
the party...
but, they turn out to be "Real
Monsters!...that plan on
tearing up the place!...in an
uninvited fashion!
So, they break in
past the door
and start
scaring
people
OMG! Is anybody
going
to help
us?
"That monster kissed me...and now I'm
ch-ch-changing!" says one girl!
But,
all of a sudden...
Hallelujah!...
Frankenstein's Monster, the good guy,
throws a bad one to the side and
knocks him senseless!
"But here comes more of 'um!"
But wait!...
"To The Rescue!"
It's Zeena/Wonder
Woman...getting
rid of the Monsters!
Gosh!...
Here's her Buddy...
Batman!
And he makes very short work
of the opposition!...
...making all the monsters run
for their
"Cotton-pickin' Lives!"
...
Now, Wonder Woman,
who has fought bad guys with Batman before,
quickly shows a little intimate appreciation (PDA!)!
And now!...
the Spooky Party gets started again!....
And the revelers are so happy
again!
Bring it
on!
And we still have our
"Wall Flowers!"
and our Green Blob Friends that
need to get a room!
"Raise you hands in the air, and
party like you just don't care!"
And, Raina, our favorite "Rising Jiggler"
says, "Yes!...
Let's do it some more!"
...
So the party continues on into the night, and
it turns out to be a
"Raving Success" after all!
...
"Many Halloween
Kisses to you!"
May you have many...
You Hoo!
I'm
over here!
I'm from The Place That's Sort Of Scary"
and I can throw a lot of weird and frightening
stuff your way,
but they all are from
my paradigms
and,
I don't know what your paradigms are like,
my Addictive Honey,
however,
I am ready, willing, and eager to experience and penetrate your paradigms!...
Hollywood! I know I'm a little bit on the
thin side, and I hear that deep tissue message
opens the blood vessels and enlarges the tissues!
so,
can you do that
and make me fat!...
...Dr. Report! I'm glad to finally see you
but, now, I forgot what I wanted to say,
so,
like last time,
can you...
hug me close to help me remember?
...smiles!
HSR!...
You're not leaving after the show now?...
You're...
...staying with me till next Friday's Blog?
Well, Hollywood...
if that's the case
I'm going to
"Spoil you Rotten!"
My Sweet Hollyboy!...
I know that we're supposed to "roll in the hay" a little, but
...this is the best I could do!
"Hey, Count! Those Dentists
are having a Halloween Party in our own house...
...and they kick us out...just like that!...
...that's some cold stuff, bro!...
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