Here Are The Reasons Why Science Says That The Mouth And The Speaker Feel More Empowered And Satisfied When Saying The World's Most Flammable and Popular Insults!

Hello, Reader!

I have a bird in the hand...and now,

I just got one more out the bush!

...

And, people, please! 

HSR told me to tell you that 

today's post is in no way saying 

that's it's okay to go out and start using 

profanity ad infinitum!...Understood?...

...

Well, that's so good to hear, because I'm

just a Simple Country Girl who loves the peace and quiet!

...

And today's Episode is very reachable... the old fashion way...

by reading...

...however, this is no ordinary tome...

This book,

tells you all you need to know about...

...what you need to know about!...

And all of this is the result of HSR's love of reading ever since he was a toddler

with his pet cat...

and HSR caught "The Disease of the Prints!" and became 

a full blown bibliophile early on,

reading everything in sight, 

to try and satisfy his voracious appetite

for fiction and fairy tales!

And his Mommy nurtured this every night

to the point to where

he started putting her to sleep with 

magical stories!...

...Yes, he is quite the opposite of this guy...

But today, our Episode is coming from this 

very "Old World Text" Edition!

...and you will understand every word...Understood?



Well, ladies and gentlemen,

I am your Narrator Of The Blog this episode



and I

went to high school with the cute HSR

and sometimes he would outright help me with my 

test questions!...

Don't you just love him?

...

"Well hi there, Narrator!

Can we put HSR through a 

little test right now?

...

Hi there, Narrator!

I've got my place ready for the party!

It's not his birthday today, I know, but

anytime I can celebrate with HSR...I will...because...

when all of the ladies are

looking at him...

he's looking at me!

...

Hi!...Can you tell HSR that I said thanks for the 

Banana Split after our Bike Ride today!

...

"Thank you, ladies!

And now folks..."

"Excuse me...I have a question...

Do you think that this blog should charge a nominal fee 

for admirers to give shout-outs to HSR?"

"No!," says an audience crowd!

"Well, this is a free blog...at least for now!

And maybe you and your 

"save your self today, and try to pull others to safety along with you!"

smile, 

want HSR as available as...

...the air you breathe!...Anytime you need it!

Well, I can't argue with that...

at least, I'm not supposed to...

But, you will get an argument out of HSR especially as he

goes through 

quicksand traps

and booby

traps

and even cute venus fly

traps!

But now he must once again 

be tested beyond more than he can stand because

HSR, WHO IS TOTALLY LOVED BY HIS LITTLE 

SISTER, IS ASKED BY HER,

"HEY BIG BROTHER HOLLYWOOD...CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE ZOO TODAY!"

AND HSR, WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN THE BACK YARD

WITH HER SAYS, "LET'S SEE...JANET...

HOW'S ABOUT LATER THIS AFTERNOON?"

AND SHE SAID, "GREAT!" AND SHE WAS SO HAPPY!

AND SO THE TIME COMES, AND THEY

DRIVE ON OVER

AND WALK ON IN

AND JANET ASKS, "CAN I GET SOME COTTON CANDY, BIG BROTHER?"

AND NOW SHE 

IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD!...

AND SHE SAYS, "THANKS, HOLLYWOOD!"

AND SISTER JANET AND HSR WALK AROUND LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS 

AND OTHER PEOPLE AT THE

 ZOO SOME MORE...

"OMG!," SAYS HSR, AS HE SEES AN OLD MAIN SQUEEZE, 

YAYA,

WHO CAME WITH HER LITTLE COUSIN!

"SO WHAT YOU BEEN DOIN', HOLLYWOOD?

I STILL REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD TO

WALK ALL THE WAY HOME FROM THAT DANCE!...

YOU REMEMBER?"

AND HOLLYWOOD JUST STARES...

"HOLLYWOOD, ARE YOU LISTENING!"

"YEAH, YAYA, SORRY ABOUT THAT!"

...

SO, NOW, ALL OF THEM WALK A WHILE MORE, 

AND THE TWO GIRLS LEARN THINGS ABOUT

FRIENDLY TARANTULAS!...

THEN HSR SAYS, "HEY, LET'S HAVE A SEAT...

I'M A LITTLE TIRED OF WALKING!"

AND YAYA SAYS, 

"GO AHEAD, 'WOOD...

HEY...I'LL TAKE THE GIRLS TO CHUCKIE CHEESE 

AFTER THIS AND DROP YOUR SIS HOME AFTER THAT 

IF IT'S OKAY, SO THEY CAN HANG OUT TOGETHER!"

"SOUNDS GREAT, YA YA" SMILES AN EXHAUSTED HSR.

AND IN NO TIME, 

HSR IS NODDING OFF!

FOR A GOOD WHILE...

BUT UNBEKNOWNST TO HIM

THE ZOO CLOSES!

OH NO!

THAT MEANS 

NO ENTERING!...AND ESPECIALLY...

NO EXITING!

WELL, HSR WAKES UP AND SEES NO ONE AROUND,

BUT HE'S NOT TOO

UPSET...YET!...

SO HSR WALKS AROUND A LITTLE 

AND HE'S BY THE GORILLA EXHIBIT NOW...

OOPS!

IT APPEARS, UP CLOSE, 

OUT OF NOWHERE!

THANK GOODNESS THERE'S A SEPARATOR BETWEEN US!

SO IT WALKS AWAY... BUT...OH NO! 

IT'S COMING BACK!...

MY PANTS ARE

SOILED A LITTLE NOW!

JEESH!

NOW HE'S GOING 

AWAY!...

OH BOY!...

I'M NOW REMINDED OF A TURTLE THAT I SAW

HAULING ON OUT QUICKLY!

OKAY...NOW...

I WALK SOME MORE AND...

NOT AGAIN!...

A LION IS OUT OF HIS CAGE AND 

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

WELL, I 

DON'T FREAK OUT, 

BECAUSE 

IF HE WAS HUNGRY,

I'D BE GONE ALREADY!

SO I TAKE A DEEP BREATH

AND ZEN MYSELF AND 

WALK UP TO HIM AND DO WHAT IT LIKES THE MOST!...

I

GIVE IT A GOOD RUBDOWN!...

THEN IT WALKS AWAY!

THAT'S ALL IT WANTED!

WHEW!...

HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

I GUESS IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM,

ONE HAS TO STAY FIT!

HEY! KANGAROOS ARE

AT IT TOO!...

WOW!...INTERSPECIES

FIGHTING!...

WHAT'S NEXT?

OH WOW!

ALL OF THIS STUFF HAPPENS

WHEN THE ZOO'S CLOSED...MAN!

I REMEMBER A COUPLE OF KANGAROO/ HUMAN BOXING FIGHTS, AND 

THOSE MATCH UPS

DIDN'T GO WELL FOR THE HUMANS!

YIKES!... I'M WALKING BY A BUFF, 

AND BODYBUILDING 

KANGAROO!

I'M OUTTA HERE!

...

SAY, WHERE ARE THE EXITS!

I'MA CLIMB A FENCE OR SOMETHING!

UH OH!... 

DID

SOMEBODY LET ALL OF THE ANIMALS OUT?

'CAUSE HERE COMES A 

TIGER... THAT'S GETTING

CLOSER!...

CRAP!  HERE IT

COMES!

I GOTTA BOOK ON OUTTA

HERE!

SO HSR FINDS A BUILDING AND 

BANGS THROUGH THE DOOR!

GREAT!

BUT...

NOW HSR IS IN A DEN OF

SNAKES!...THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!...

SO HSR

DOES A SYNCOPE!

AND A KING SNAKE

CHECKS HIM OUT VERY UP CLOSE...AND PERSONAL!

OH NO!

                             Love Toothbrush®

"If someone smiles

in the forest

and nobody sees it...

...did it really happen!"

Sometimes, it seems like this world is the greatest place on Earth (Duh!)

and then,

sometimes it seems like this world 

is going to the 

dogs!

And when people are having a tough time with things or with life,

in many instances, they internalize things and try to work them out 

or work through them.

And when that doesn't work,

some people will vent off steam with

nice, innocent terms

like "Holy Cow!"

or "Aww 

Shucks!"

And then there are others who just, without hesitation 

use swear words or insults or curse words 

when somethings don't go their ways,

or other people or things, or even they themselves,

contribute to unwanted outcomes!

...

However...

when it comes to "expletives deleted,"

believe it or not, 

there are certain scientific observations noted and possible benefits derived from

the acts of determined cursing and swearing!

...

Examples of contemporary cursing using the Dental Mouth are shown,

followed by a Health Professional giving the scientific and 

psychological low-down and possible benefits from the swearing.

...

"_ _ _ _ _!

_ _ _    _ _ _  hammer! It ain't broken, but _ _ _ _ _!"

"When met with a 

painful event, an appropriate period of cursing and swearing, 

with it's attendant adrenaline rush, may also be 

coupled with an analgesic effect!"

...

"I got the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ power!...

Dey cain't beat me!...I control dis _ _ _ _,   _ _ _ _ _  yeah!"

"By not being a passive victim and, 

instead, empowering and asserting your self, 

you increase your strength and confidence 

to take the proper preventive and corrective actions!"

...

"Oh _ _ _ _ _! 

What the _ _ _ _ was I thinking when I did that?"

"Sometimes, we surprise ourselves, when things go wrong, 

or when they go right!...even by mistake!"

...

"Don't _ _ _ _ wit me, or 

I'll...!"

"Warnings can be given to stop a situation 

before things go too far!" 

....

"Get dat

 _ _ _ _ outta my house, _ _ _ _ _ _!"

"Asserting territorial supremacy 

is a protected right of ownership!...

You are the queen of your own Castle, young lady!"

...

"Hey, man! Let's go out to the Club 

and find us some good _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _!"

"Language-specific peer group activities 

can promote social bonding with friends, and they can feel comfortable 

with each other...

and have fun!"

...

"Hey, man, _ _ _ _   _ _ _...

and that's the way I  _ _ _ _ ing feel!"

"Here, a little extra "nudge"

 is added to the message, and afterward, a better sense of 

overall athleticism is boosted,  

and a concomitant calmness 

and ready-for-more-action state of mind

is thus achieved!"

...

"I'm going to finish this _ _ _ _ _ _ 4,000 word 

essay, and get it out the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ way!"

"People can use 

profane words as a coping mechanism to successfully finish things to the end!"

...

"You better 

get that _ _ _ _ in' smoke out my face!

If you don't want second hand smoke to hurt you, 

you may have to put distance between you and the smoker...

...see if you can just walk away!

...

"If you _ _ _ _ _  touch my _ _ _ _ _,

...I'ma whip yo' _ _ _ _!"

"Sometimes people, and even family members, 

need to know their limits, 

and if needed, remind them,

if they don't do "diplomatic!""

....

But remember that "what goes around, comes around,"

and the fallout from a cursing or insult session may not be pretty!

Feedback from offended people

who offend you 

may run from 

evil 

looks,

to possible threats of real retribution

and/or a step up to physical confrontation

with one, or 

multiple individuals involved!

However, some cursing recipients 

may have quite different reactions,

from unbelievability

to unexpected 

playfulness to downright

humor!

Watch out, however, because some skinny

Calculus-Knowledgable, and obnoxious genius

may, 

if adequately provoked, 

turn into 

"The

Hulk!," and have his own choice words to say, or actions to do!

Needless to say, some confrontations can get

ugly!

And reinforcements may be 

called in!

Now, we all know that innocent mistakes can happen, 

and,

there are times when 

there's no need to pull out the "Bad Words Guns!"

But we all know that when driving on the road, Road Rage

may give some 

unexpected results!

Just let it be known that if you say the wrong thing

to the wrong person...

...it will get "hot under the

collar" and...in the room...real quick...in a "New York Minute!"

And who knows what will happen

next!

So, don't let your mouth get you in trouble!

And the same goes for the

nonverbal

versions!

...

Just Stop It!...Okay!...

...and let's just all get along...

...Okay, People!

May you have many..."hey, Dr. Winge! I'm so happy that you make this blog that

I'm doing the two-step!--

--because of you, I have a voice and a presence in cyberspace

that I otherwise would not enjoy, and

while others may or may not offer a comment or feed back to you,

I am prepared to give you

all the quantity and quality that you could ever want!...

Hollywood! I am writing a Romantic Love Story, and

I am looking for the male lead

and for you to actually get the part

you are to hold me tight, and look far into my eyes

and convince me that there's really no one else for me!...

my love for you goes from here--all the way 

over to here!...smiles!

Dr. Report, I know that the party is over for the week,

but, if you help me finish here, I'll make 

your After-Party...better...

...than the Party!

Hello, Sir...I'm Meritta Joy and

I'm just waiting for Hollywood 

to come out of the Production Studio after the show, to try out

for his best two positions!