You're back!
I need...the softness of your touch,
and your unique scent
all over me!
...I feel so...Pre-Eden!...
And if you put me on speaker...I'll read to you, and show you just how much
you mean...to me!
And after you finish hearing about my feelings for you...
I'll count the time...
until our..
next...
cerebral embrace!
Okay!...Readers!...
I am going to be the Narrator of today's blog
to see him off on his way today!
I hope it's not our last kiss goodbye!...because...
...I just want one more...of those "sloppy little wet ones!"
...But,
that's just me!...
...
You know, he's somewhat of a scruffy pirate...
...but I still love and need him!
...
Young lady...you over there!...
...Do you have a message?...
"Yes, Narrator, and Thank You!"...
"HSR...ever since I started reading about you, and
feeling that I know you
my days and night are
more color-saturated than ever!
...
I've been ordered to frisk HSR
and I promise to work hard
so that he likes it!"
"Okay ladies! In this pillow fight with Hollywood, I go high, and you two
go low!"
...
and, of course, today's series of events is beamed off of a kaleidoscopic paradigm
discernable only with the aid of these thousand dollar glasses
which offer virtually wonderful virtuality...
...plus, through-the-frame sounds,
which vibrate the skull to make you feel like your whole face is deeply embedded
in all of the action!
And this lady brags, "I've got the upgrade goggles
which offers a split screen and...
I get a sneak peek that shows HSR is some tight Speedos!"
...
"Well, people," says the Narrator, "get ready, because
HSR is back for more, whether he likes it or not...
...it's in his contract!...
...and, you know, he is a little hard-headed and a little slow when it comes to
"thinking on the fly"
especially when the stakes are high
which means that, we don't know if all of his efforts will come
crashing down!
But, be that as it may, HSR IS NOW SEVEN YEARS OLD AND
EARLY SATURDAY MORNING, HE'S HAVING FUN
WITH OTHER KIDS FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
JUST DANCING AND
GAMES,
THEN THE BOY HSR SEES A KITE SHOW
AND MARKETPLACE
AND HE DECIDES TO BUY ONE WITH A LOT OF STRING!...AND
HE PUTS IT RIGHT TO WORK!
AND HE RUNS AROUND HAVING MUCH FUN
BUT SOME HUGE GUSTS
AND AWAY!...
SO HSR AND THE KITE KEEP ASCENDING...
WAY UP TO THE CLOUDS
AND EVEN ABOVE
THAT!
OH, BOY! HE'S WAY UP!
WAIT!...
...IT CAN'T BE!
IT'S UNBE-WEAVE-ABE!
BUT NOW THE WINDS FINALLY GET LESS...
AND THE OXYGEN LEVELS AROUND HIM ARE VERY LOW NOW,
SO HE STARTS TO
VISUALIZE
THINGS
AND ALL THE WHILE, HSR AND HIS KITE
START GOING BACK TO THE EARTH'S SURFACE
AND HE GETS A LITTLE SCARED
BUT, A VISION
COMES TO HIM
AND WHOA!
HE GOES RIGHT THROUGH A HOLE
IN THE CLOUDS,
THEN, THE SURFACE COMES UP TO HIM QUICKLY NOW...
AND THE KITE HELPS TO GUIDE HSR
TO MAYBE A SAFE PLACE
BUT HE ENDS UP GOING IN A
HUGE HOLE!
WHILE THE KITE LANDS IN A TREE!
AND HSR FINDS HIMSELF AT THE BOTTON OF THE CAVERN
AND, YES...IT LOOKS
SPOOKY AND CREEPY!
WAIT!...
WHAT'S THAT!
OH NO!
SOME...
BONES!
IT CAN'T BE...
UH OH...NOW I HEAR!...
...
...AWW!...I'M IN BIG TROUBLE NOW...
CAUSE THERE'S A REAL LIVE
LION!...
STARING AT ME!...
BUT...
I SHOULDN'T PANIC!
I'LL KEEP CALM, AND I REMEMBER, A FEW YEARS BACK, WHEN I WENT ON A SAFARI
AND SHOWED A MOMMY LION
SOME CALM LOVE, AND SHE EVEN
BROUGHT HER BABY CUB TO
LET ME PLAY WITH IT!
I NEED TO SIT DOWN AND RELAX,
AND MERGE
WITH THIS LION'S
BRAINWAVES...
RIGHT...NOW!...
BREATHE...SLOWLY...
NO WORRIES...
UH OH...THE LION'S PUTTING UP SOME RESISTANCE...
BUT I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY POCKET
THAT SHOULD HELP!
YES!...SOME
I OPEN THE CAN SLOWLY...
AND I FEED IT TO HIM!...
I GIVE HIM THE OTHER TWO CANS, TOO!...
IT'S WORKING!...AND,
HE'S JUST HUNGRY!
...
THINKING ABOUT THINGS...
...
I THINK THAT THE LION FELL DOWN HERE AND IS TIRED AND HUNGRY...
WHAT'S THIS?...
SO, THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING
WITH HIS NEW STRENGTH...
HE'S SCRATCHING AT A WALL...
WOW!
HE'S MAKING AN
AN ESCAPE ROUTE!...WE'RE FREE!
SO, WE CLIMB OUT OF THIS HOLE...
AND I SEE
FREEDOM!
HEY, MR. LION!...
I OWE YOU ONE!...SAY THERE...YOU LIKE DEM SARDINES!
I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES!
AND NOW,
A HAPPY HSR SAYS, "NOW, FINALLY...
I'MA GET MY KITE OUTTA THAT TREE AND START TO
FLY AGAIN
TO
WHERE EVER THE WIND
TAKES ME!
"In the future, are we going to be charged for the air that we
breathe?"
"Miss Dulces!...Good Day!" says
Dr. De La Boca, "You doing okay today?... my favorite patient?"
and Miss Dulces says, I'm fine, thank you, Doctor!"
"Aah, Dr. De La Boca," she asks, "I'm having a problem with... I'm almost ashamed to say it!..."
"Go ahead, young lady! I promise not to laugh at your concern!"
"It's sugar, Doctor!...I'm hooked on it!" she confesses.
And the Doctor smiles, and instead of pointing and
laughing at her,
he tells her, "You know, billions of people on this planet also eat too much sugar...so you're"
and Miss Dulces
interrupts and says, "But Doctor, sugar's everywhere...
I mean, I can't even get out of the Super Market with out getting obvious and even subliminal
messages calling out to me!...
And we make fun of it on TV
like it's the thing to
do!
It's almost seems like
we're all programmed
at an early age
to adopt these
addictive behaviors,
without even knowing why!
Oh, and don't let me watch a
whole movie, because
I'll be mindlessly munching
and put scoop after scoop
on a cone, until
it's all gone!
And, please... don't even mention
chocolate!
It's like going "Coo Coo for
Cocoa Puffs!""
"I understand," says the Doctor,
self-control is one of the hardest learned behaviors known to Man!"
"I've seen some of the commercials that show
people just gorging their hearts out!...
And the bed is good for other things...but the worst place
to eat sweets!
Also, the way they target kids through cartoons
is something else!" says the Doctor, " and the whole worldAnd the bed is good for other things...but the worst place
to eat sweets!
Also, the way they target kids through cartoons
wrestles with this problem!"
Even monsters...
are getting caught up in it!
"Right," says Miss Dulces, "and after eating that stuff,
I feel
like I'm
hypnotized...yes, Doctor... the candy
...and sometimes I feel so helpless!...
like I'm under a
spell or something!...
...and even a little
trippy!
Are you feeling
what I'm saying, Dr.?"
"Yes, I'm feeling you, Miss Dulces!...And look how kids act when
they're full of
sugar...just bouncing off
the floors and walls
stuff!"
"But I must admit a little secret to you, Miss Dulces....
If there was no candy epidemic...
many Dentists would be out of a job!...
Then, Dr. De La Boca asks "So what are we doing today, Miss Dulces?"
"I want you to check on this side at the bottom,
'cause I feel something when I eat some
treats from a friend at work!"
And the Doctor says, "Looking at this x-ray...I need to
numb you a little...is that okay?"
And after gaining consent, the good Doctor
quickly alleviates the problem.
And after the appointment, the Doctor admits to Miss Dulces, "As for myself...I really like
Pulse Candies...and...of course...
"Well, Doctor, you always make me feel better...I really like your bedside,
um, chair side manner!...
I love you, Doc!...
...and I'll see you next appointment!"
May you have many..."Hollywood, you always make me the "Happiest Woman In The World,"
because you're truthful about how I make you feel
so,
to all of you others--
just
get in line behind me!...a person came up behind me at a party
and blindfolded me, Dr. Report,
with my consent of course,
some of my "yummies," but
I said "No!" to him--because
no one else can hold me like you do!...Dr. Winge, you are so naturally sweet and serene
but at the right nanosecond, when we are "all close and chaotic,"
you suddenly release an "earth-shaking roar" like you're the "King Of The Wildest Beasts!"...smiles!
Oh, HSR...I've waited so long for this trip with you....
...and...
I learned that that there needs to be "The Body"
for us to live...
So...I promise not to forget that, and I
want to celebrate yours in the worst... I mean, the "Best Way!"
OMG!
Did HSR leave already?...Well,
I'll wait until next week!
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