Hollywood Smiles Report: Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!...: Ladies!...Fire Up The Lips Of Your Smile...In Seconds!

Yes!

The Lips!...

The Labia!...

Throughout History, Wars have been fought, and Great Sacrifices have been made

for those pretty little "two ones!"

Can I get a "Amen!"

"Amen!"

"Amen!"

"A-

-woman!"

"Wuu-Huu!

Let's hear it for the Ladies in the House!...

Hi! I'm

your guest Narrator of the blog this time, and

you wouldn't believe what I had to do

to land this gig...

But, after I looked into HSR's and Dr. Winge's eyes...

you know...the producers of this whole shabang...

I

jumped through all of their hoops...

and now, "Here I am!"

Well, there are plenty ladies that have a message for those two,

especially for HSR...

..."Young lady...you're on!"

...

"Many Sugar Kisses from us, HSR

and, can you

and your gentle but firm hands

help us with our curvy postures

and after that...

please twirl me around like you always do...

until...

I am sweetfully again

"Dizzily in Love" with you!

....

"What!...Hollywood!... You pushed all of us in the pool...and just for that...

we're gonna triple-lather you up with sunscreen...just like you're a little baby!

...

Dr. Report!...can you slip me some more rubbers...

for my braces!

...

"Okay, Dr. Report, So you wore me out!

But now...I'm back...

And...whachu gonna due 'bout dat, now!"

....

Well, people, it looks like HSR is tightly booked solid...

at least until next Friday!

And today's episode is very reachable, this time,

in a simplified manner...

through Chuckie's Big Screen

with Fido

in this castle,

however, to get there, you must

swim through a moat of gators,

climb a tall wall

and get past a bunch of Black

Belts!...

But once you're there, you can have the best Tantric Message

ever!...

...along with the view

...

You might even fall asleep and miss the Episode!...

But the masseuse won't let

that happen!

...

Anyway, HSR is once again caught in a difficult bind,

searching for answers

and a way out,

and let's face it,

we don't want an end to this series, by HSR experiencing a

misfortunate event! (Ouch!)

However, you and your

"I know why the Earth is so happy--because it always gets another day!"

smile,

CATCH HSR AS HE IS ENJOYING A VACATION

IN AUSTRALIA

WHERE IT'S PRETTY STUNNING,

AND HE GOES TO THE NORTHWEST PART OF

AUSTRALIA,

BY DARWIN,

WHERE THERE ARE A LOT OF THESE

RELAXING...

ALMOST BETTER THAN THE TOURISTS AND CITIZENS AT TIMES!...

AND HE'S REALLY BY

DUDLEY POINTE LOOKOUT

AND THE SCENE IS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL, AND HE'S

"TUBING" WITH A GIRL

HE JUST MET

AND THEY'RE JUST NOW IN THE SHALLOW OCEAN

AND HSR'S TRYING TO SEE IF HE CAN

"GET LUCKY" WITH A LOCAL!...

AND HE ASKS, "HOW FAR CAN YOU GO OUT IN THESE THINGS?"

AND SHE SAYS, ONLY A LITTLE BIT...I JUST STICK NEAR THE SAND!"

"I'LL STICK NEXT TO THE SHORE, TOO," SAYS HSR...

BUT SOON HE SEES SOME CUTE GIRLS DOING

STAND UP SURFING, AND

HE ASKS, "HEY, LADIES,

IS THAT PRETTY EASY"

AND THEY GIGGLE AT EACH OTHER AND SAY, "TRY TO KEEP UP!"

SO, HSR VEERS FROM THE SHORE A LITTLE...

JUST TRYING TO BE COOL,

BUT NOW HE'S WAY OUT IN THE WATER

AND

CAN'T GET BACK!...

"WELL," SAYS HSR TO HIMSELF,

"I AIN'T GONNA PANIC, CAUSE

THERE'S LOTS OF ISLANDS 'ROUND HERE!"

BUT,

OMG!...NOW THE WATER'S

GETTING CHOPPY!

BUT HSR TRIES TO BE COOL!...LOOK AT HIM!...

THEN, THE WATERS CALM DOWN SOME

AND HE PASSES A LITTLE ISLAND

BUT JUST CAN'T QUITE MAKE IT TO SHORE...

SO HE KEEPS ON FLOATING...

FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE HOURS!...

AND HSR TRIES HARD NOT TO GET SCARED

LIKE ONE PERSON HE

REMEMBERS!...

BUT, IT'S STARTING TO GET...

DARK!...

...

"HEY YOU, CAN YOU HEAR ME?," SHOUTS HSR

TO A PASSING VINTA, BUT

THEY DON'T EVEN HEAR HIM...

SO NOW, THE SUN

REALLY STARTS TO SET, AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY...

IT STARTS TO RAIN HARD...

AND HSR LOOKS THE OPPOSITE WAY AND SEES

"OKAY, HSR," HE TELLS HIMSELF, "IF I GET OUT OF THIS JAM AND FINISH MY

SECOND YEAR IN DENTAL SCHOOL...

I PROMISE TO

DO RIGHT, AND

BE A GOOD GUY!"

AND WITH THAT, HSR CLOSES HIS EYES

AND GETS SOME REST THE BEST WAY HE CAN

HOWEVER,

FROM TIME TO TIME

HE HAS TO CLIMB BACK ON THE INNER TUBE

AFTER BEING TOSSED!

...

AND HSR GETS SPOTTY AMOUNTS OF SLEEP

BUT...

AS IT STARTS TO GET

TO BE MORNING...

HSR OPENS HIS EYES TO A SEGULL

SQUAWKING LIKE CRAZY!

IT'S SO UNFRIENDLY, TOO!

AND IT JUST

BARELY MISSES ME!

BUT WAIT...

WHAT'S THAT!...

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!

THERE'S A...A...

A SHIP!...I'M SAVED!...

SO,

HSR ABANDONS HIS INNER TUBE

AND TRIES TO SWIM ON OVER...

BUT HE IS WEAK AND JUST MIGHT

NOT MAKE IT!...

...

BUT WAIT!...AGAIN!...A STRANGE SEA CREATURE,

THE LIKES OF WHICH HE HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE

COMES UP TO HIM

AND PULLS HSR ALONG TO THE BOAT BY

GRABBING HIS HAND!...

AND ANOTHER FRIENDLY FISH GRABS THE SHIP'S ROPE

TO SLOW IT DOWN!...

OMG!

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!," SCREAMS HSR!

...

SO HE CLIMBS UP THE SHIP...

AND NO ONE SEEMS TO BE ABOARD

HOWEVER,

AN OLDER WOMAN COMES AROUND A CORNER

SLOWLY

AND SAYS, "GOOD DAY, YOUNG MAN...

I HAVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY FOR YOU FOR YEARS!

AND...

THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE JUST PERFECT!"

"YOU MEAN, ME GETTING LOST AT SEA,

AND ALMOST MEETING MY MAKER

IS, AS YOU PUT IT,

"JUST PERFECT!" SAYS HSR

AS HE REALLY ROLLS

HIS EYES!

"YES, ABSOLUTELY," THE WOMAN SAYS, "SIR, PLEASE... GUESS MY AGE!"

AND HSR, WHO TAKES PRIDE

IN BEING A GENTLEMAN, SAYS,

"OH, I DON'T KNOW...25!"

MAKING THE WOMAN LAUGH OUT LOUD,

AND SHE BLURTS OUT A THICK AND WET HACKING COUGH...

THEN SHE STRAIGHTENS UP AND SAYS, "JUST ADD A ZERO TO THAT!"

"250!" SAYS AN ASTONISHED HSR!

"AND I'LL BE 251 TOMORROW...BUT, YOU SHOULD KNOW, SIR...

THAT I AM NOT OF THIS WORLD...

BUT I DO NEED TO INFLUENCE IT!" SHE SAYS, AND CONTINUES,

"I NEED YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND

FEEL THE SURROUNDING WATERS...

BECAUSE WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL...

AND YOU ARE "THE ONE"...

WHO ARRIVED TO ME IN AN ENLIGHTENING, YET, UNPREDICTABLE WAY...

AND YOU ARE NEEDED TO ANSWER THIS VERY IMPORTANT PUZZLE!

...

PLEASE...

"FEEL THE FORCE...AND

SHOW US WHICH WAY TO GO!...NOW!"

SO, HSR, WHO LIKES TO MEDITATE,

SLIPS INTO IT EASY THIS TIME, AND

HE PUT HIS

FEELERS OUT!...

AND AFTER A WHILE TO DIAGNOSE THINGS, HE OPENS

HIS EYES

AND HE SAYS WITH CONFIDENCE,

"THAT AWAY!...

ABOUT 200 YARDS OUT!"

AND THE LADY SAYS,

"IF THAT'S YOUR ONLY READING...

LET'S GO FOR IT!...

SO THEY MAKE IT ON OVER THAT WAY,

AND DROP ANCHOR...

"YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WATER WITH ME, MAM?" ASKS HSR...

"DON'T BE FOOLED...I'M A EXPERT SWIMMER!" THE LADY LAUGHS...

SO THEY BOTH GET IN THE OPEN OCEAN AND

SHE STARTS TO SENSE THE WAY TO GO,

AND HSR POINTS OUT SOMETHING UNUSUAL...

WHIRL POOL ...THAT DOESN'T GO TO THE TOP!

"WE'RE CLOSE," SHE NODS TO HSR...

THEN, THEY SEE THIS,

AND OMG!... THIS!

AND HSR ALSO SEES

AND PICKS UP ONE COIN, THEN

OUT OF THE BLUE

HE SEES A BIG, BAD ONE

THAT OPENS ITS MOUTH TO TAKE A BITE OF HSR

AND HSR QUICKLY THROWS THE COIN BACK DOWN,

THEN THE BIG, BAD ONE

LEAVES, CONVINCING HSR TO LEAVE THE STUFF ALONE!

THEN, THE LADY POINTS TO WHAT SHE'S BEEN LOOKING FOR,

FOR ALL OF THESE YEARS!

AND IMMEDIATELY, SHE

TAKES A DEEP BREATH OF THE SMOKE COMING OUT,

AND

WITHIN SECONDS

SHE GOES THROUGH CONNIPTIONS!

AS SHE GOES TO THE SURFACE!

OMG! AS HSR GOES UP FOR A NEEDED BREATH,

HE CAN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES...

SHE'S...

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND YOUNG AGAIN, AND SHE LOOKS

LIKE A

ROYAL LADY THAT IS BACK

TO START A SIGNIFICANT MISSION!...

...

SO BOTH OF THEM HEAD BACK UP ON THE BOAT

AND SHE GOES INTO ANOTHER ROOM TO CHANGE,

THEN SHE COMES BACK OUT WITH A MASK AND

SHE LAUGHS,

"COME WITH ME NOW, MY YOUNG MAN...

WE HAVE MANY BIG THINGS TO DO...

IN...

INDONESIA!"

Love Toothbrush®

"I hope that you have a great day!"

The Many Bright Colors...especially on

the Lips of homo sapien sapien Females

is like a

attention-catching Neon Sign!

A truly aesthetic and mesmerizing smile requires both perfect teeth

and a succulent curtain of

beautiful labia

ora.

...

The lips are the real masters over

the smile,

giving it personality and magnetism.

Great lips are all part of your being

beautiful!...

Be daring and adventurous,

too!

Show passion on the inside and out in the high stakes games

of Life and Love!

In the

concrete jungle of today’s civilization,

we have to maintain a constant-beauty-readiness look about us…

…because you never know when…!

The lips are the very first territory that you meet

on your way to looking at, and diagnosing someone’s smile.

Hence, broadcast your personal brand

statement out there, with your show-worthy lips!

Be careful! If you make your lips irresistible...

you may have to...use them...

...at a moment's notice!

Many people don’t want to wait for Halloween to be labially creative

and give a show of daring spirit by dressing up

the lips with a haute-couture flair!

OMG!...

The Violent Lips people have a look for you

for every day of the year!

Your great and attractive labia can be your new

partner in ...!

Can you do this

in the low light of the Ladies Room?...In an emergency...When it counts the most?

Stay hydrated, especially with water, which is a necessary ingredient

in almost all of the body’s chemical reactions.

Use only high-quality lip-embellishment products.

Choose lipstick colors that complimentarily contrast with the shade of your skin.

Think Greta Garbo,

not

Bozo!

Watch out!...Hot Lips might

melt your lover!

Remember to maintain adequate insulating protection of the lips with a balm.

And repeat applications of the salve throughout the day when necessary,

especially if you’re out enjoying the sun.

An American Association of Dermatology recommended SPF- 30+ rated

product for lip protection is highly recommended!

A "Fabulous Red" can "complimentarily swirl"

with many other colors!

Properly discard cosmetics after they have

reached their expiration dates.

"Ready For The World Lips" are Empowering

and bring out a "New And Uninhibited You!"

Use a highlighter or light concealer with something small

to apply outside the perimeter of the lips to create contrast

between the lips and your skin’s natural tone.

Increase lip volume, if needed, with fillers

plus Botox, from a dermatologist, for better lip rejuvenation.

To temporarily plump, use a mixture of ginger and cheyenne pepper, or,

beeswax and olive oil, with cinnamon and vanilla extract...but...

apply lip balm before putting on the plumper!

"Super Bad Lips" back your confidence up

when you

take chances and "Go for the Gusto!"

Lip liner, lip stick, and lip gloss should all be

about the same shade.

Balance your diet and include whole grains, fresh fruits and vegetables,

water, and select meat products.

Oh yes! "Weaponized Lips"

are a huge part of your "Personal Arsenal!"

Remove your lip products using natural things like coconut oil,

olive oil, almond oil, vitamin e oil, or a good makeup remover.

They are not harsh.

The thing about beautiful lips is that people will look at them,

and not hear what you're saying!

Lips dry out...it's only natural!

Try not to lick your lips too much

unless you want to

befriend someone...

...on the spot!

Really though...saliva may participate in the dissolving

of naturally-occurring protective oils from the lips,

leading to overly-dry and at-risk labial epithelium.

Glossy red lipstick over a matte shade

adds a fashion-sensitive, classic look

Remember the things that damage the lips: smoking, self- dissipation,

age (can’t really stop that!) , and sun exposure, especially w/o protection.

Lemon crests and other implements can naturally lighten lip color

that is darkened from smoking.

Lip stains are relatively new and are a hybrid between

liquid lip stick and gloss. While it can last for over 12 hours,

it is harder to remove than traditional lip stick.

Promote healthy surface exfoliation and labial cellular epithelial renewal by

gently scrubbing the lips with a

baby-soft toothbrush, using small circular motions, and

use with a gentle but effective abrasive substance like Vaseline or a honey/sugar paste.

This should be your first step of your regimen!

A side note...

Save your precious kisses