Friday, October 25, 2019

..."I Just Bought A...194-Year-Old...Dental Practice…That...I Now Know Has...Ghosts!... So...Here’s What I Am Going To Do!"...Part 5...

"My Childresn!...I Call Upon You...To Awaken!...It Is...Time To Celebrate!... And...We Are...Proceeding Forth...Into...



...'Our New Eras!'"...





































































































"I just saw HSR!...

He's traversing this

'Forbidden Forest'

in Transylvania


to Win the 'Million Dollar Prize,'


so that He can

pay for His

USC Dental School Tuition!

...But...

...He looks

'Scared Out Of His Wits!'...

I just Hope

that He

Survives this


'Particularly

Weird  and Dangerous' Night!"




















































































































"Tonight is the Night!...

...And...


the 'Party of All 

Halloween Parties'...


is about to Start!...

Some will be

'Embarrassed' 

The Next Day,

by 

Their 'Behavior 

and Antics'

at this 'Free For All'...

...while...


Others...will be


So Proud and Satisfied!"













































































"Doctor Report!...

I won't Be Coming to Your

Party Tonight, but, You

know that I am

looking out

for 'Your Interests'

in


The Southern Hemisphere!"





















































































"I know You, HSR...

...You didn't come

Two Thousand Miles

to See Me,

only to


Say "Hello!""




























































































"I am entering 'The Party' through

an Unknown Underground Tunnel

leading to 

one of the

Basements

of The Castle!...

Then I'll Give 

Hollywood Smiles Report

the


'Surprise of His Life!'"







































































































"I am

Picking Up

some

'Strange Aberrations'

In the


'Intertwinements'

of the Upcoming Festivities!...

I must


Inform Him At Once!"































































































"I am

Head Of Security 

for the Party Tonight!

And if 

Anyone 


'Tries Anything Crazy'

They will Pay

with 

Their 

'Most Precious'

of


'Humeral Elements!"






































































































"I am HSR' 

Personal BodyGuard!

And No One will

Be Closer to 

Him...


Than Me!"



























































































"I plan on 

'Seeing'

Everyone with


All Of My


'Mysterious and A.I.' 

Eyes!"

































































































"Just Look at 

All of Those People Partying!...

...Little do They

know 


of 

My Plans...

...in Store For Them!"
































































































You and Your

'no matter how Dark and Spooky


the Night,

the New Day

is


Always Bright'

Smiles

are



'So Happy On The Shores!









































































Your 'Deep Thought'

Halloween



Episode is brought to you by


a Friendly 'Trick Or Treat'


Giver!








































































Are You...and HSR...

going to be

One of those that

have too many


Halloween Candies?




...Maybe You will be...

...and...

...maybe You won't!...

But We'll see just how big

Your


Bag Gets!



And We'll just see

how 'Outlandish and Crazy'

Hollywood' Smiles Report's

Third Annual

Halloween Party Gets Tonight!



I tell Ya...

that...if it is

going to be

anything like

Last Year during,

" I Bought A 193 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has 

Ghosts!...So...Here’s What I Am Going 

To Do!...Part 4..."


or before that

during

"I Just Bought A 192 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has 

Ghosts!...So 



Here’s What I Am Going To Do!...Part 3....,"

then

WE BETTER 

STRAP ON OUR SEAT BELTS

AND HARNESSES,

BECAUSE PEOPLE AND 'THINGS'

DON'T WANT 

'PRIM AND 



PROPER'

DURING HALLOWEEN... 

THEY WANT 

'RAUNCHY 



AND 



DISGUSTING!




"SO...

TELL ME DOCTOR REPORT,"

ASKS


A GOOD FRIEND, "WHERE ARE YOU

HAVING YOUR 3RD ANNUAL

PARTY?"


AND HOLLYWOOD SAYS,

I  FOUND A

COUPLE OF PLACES

THAT ARE

SORT OF OUT OF THE WAY,

BUT


THE NEIGHBORS WON'T COMPLAIN!"




THEN SHE ASKS,

"ARE YOU


GETTING THE ONE

WITH THE



MOAT?"



YEAH!...THAT WILL BE A GREAT

'CONVERSATION STARTER'

AND A REMINDER FOR PEOPLE

TO BE ON


GOOD BEHAVIOR...MAYBE!" HE RESPONDS...





"AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A

COUPLE OF SURPRISES


AT THE END?"




"YES, MY DEAR...LIKE

NO ONE HAS

DONE BEFORE!" HSR SMILES...





SO...

WITH THE PARTY ABOUT TO START...

IT SHOULD HAVE A

GOOD TURNOUT

BECAUSE THE BEST

ADVERTISEMENT

IS THROUGH


'WORD OF MOUTH'

AND FROM PARTIERS

FROM PREVIOUS YEARS!





"I WAS HERE LAST YEAR

AND


I MET SOME

'LIKE-MINDED' PEOPLE

AND


WE'RE STILL GROOVIN'!"




"YES!...


PEOPLE

ARE GETTING READY



AND LOOKING



THEIR



'HOTTEST!




AND

THEY ARE

ARRIVING AT THE CASTLE

IN MANY WAYS,

LIKE...

...THROUGH THE AIR


AND BY


TRAIN,

AND BY



WITCH'S BROOMS,

(WHAT A DRONE-LIKE VIEW!)

...BY


CAR, AND...

...ALSO BY


PLAIN OLD WALKING!






AND THIS PARTIER SAYS,

EVERYONE'S GONNA



REMEMBER


MY MOVES!"





NOW,

THE LINE AT THE CASTLE

LOOKS LIKE THE


LINES AT 

NIGHT CLUBS!




NOW,

THIS LADY,

WHO GREETS PEOPLE,

 SAYS,

"GOOD NIGHT...PEOPLE...

YOU CAN


FOLLOW ME INSIDE,

BUT


JUST KNOW

THAT...

YOU

'ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK...


...AND...

...REWARD!'"




AND, SO...

THINGS ARE 

REVVING UP!...


AND THE BANDS ARE


SETTING THE PEOPLE


OFF!...


AND IN SOME OTHER 

CAVERNOUS  ROOMS

THE BANDS


PLAY ON!...




OMGOSH!...

...DON'T


HURT YOURSELVES!




WHOA!... HE'S DANCING LIKE

HE WANTS A


DATE LATER ON!...





WILL YA


JUST LOOK AT THESE GUYS!





THE MUSIC AND

THE BEATS...


ARE INFECTIOUS!...

AND IT'S ONE FOR ALL

AND


ALL FOR ONE!




HEY!...HOW DOES


HE DO IT?




"GO ON AND...


GET IT SISTAHS1"





"HEY, SWITCH BLADE!...

YOU'RE ALWAYS 


LOOSING YOUR HEAD AT THESE THINGS!"




WAIT!... AM I


SEEING WHAT


I'M SEEING?





...NO...



...COMMENT!....




IT'S AS IF...


'MAGIC IS IN THE AIR!'




EVEN THE GHOSTS


ARE 'INTO IT!'






NOW THESE GUYS SAY,



..."WE WANT THE AWARDS!"


THEN,

THE CROWD CHANTS,



"WE WANT AWARDS, WE WANT AWARDS,



WE WANT AWARDS!



SO,

A SHOW HOST CALLED

ARM-ENIA ARMY, SAYS,


"IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE

AT THE 

PART OF THE SHOW

WHERE WE RECOGNIZE 

THE 

'BEST OF THE BEST' AND THE

'WORST OF THE WORST!'...

SO, 

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

THE AWARD FOR THE 

'COOLEST ZOMBIE,'

BY POPULAR VOTE, 

GOES TO

MORTEMER 'SCABBY' JONES!...

...COME ON UP, SCABBY!"



"THANK YOU MISS ARMY...

...THIS IS THE


THE BEST THING 

THAT'S 

HAPPENED TO ME...

...EVER!...THANK YOU, 


MY FELLOW  _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ E R S !



NOW THE CROWD ROWDILY CHEERS





WITH A VENGEANCE!



"OKAY, YOU SCUMBAGS" SAYS ARM-ENIA


MAKING THE PEOPLE CLAP


 LOUDLY...AGAIN...

"THE WINNER OF THE

'PRETTIEST VAMPIRE'

GOES TO

DOROTHY

HEMOGLOBIN!...COME ON UP DOROTHY!

HERE YOU ARE!"




AND...

THE WINNER


OF THE 

'UGLIEST SMILE' CONTEST

IS

MATILDA


BONE MARROW!"


NOW...

...'THE COUNT', PRESENTS HIMSELF TO

THE CROWD AND SAYS,


"NIGHT LIVERS' AND 'DAY LIVERS'...

IT HAS BEEN MY DISTICT PLEASURE

TO CELEBRATE THIS

TIME OF YEAR WITH YOU!...

I HAVE HAD A 

'GHOULISHLY GOOD TIME!...

...HOW ABOUT YOU?"


AND THE WHOLE CASTLE ERUPTS


IN A THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!


"WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL!...

...ALL OF YOU...

GHOSTS, GOBLINS, ZOMBIES,

WITCHES, VAMPIRES, FREAKS,

...OH...AND I CAN'T FORGET...'HUMANS'"...

AND THE CROWD GOES


CRAZY AGAIN!...


..."THE SUN

IS ABOUT TO RISE, MY BRETHREN,"

CONTIUNES 


THE COUNT, "AND...

...THAT'S MY SIGN

TO

'CALL IT A NIGHT!...

BUT... I LEAVE YOU BY

THANKING 

DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,

AND EVERY 'BEAST' HELPING OUT...

...AND ...ESPECIALLY...

TO ALL OF YOU 'DEGENERATES' 

...AT THE PARTY!...


GOOD NIGHT

AND SEE YA NEXT YEAR!"



AND THE PARTY 'KEEPS HOPPING'


ALMOST UNTIL THE 

NEXT AFTERNOON!...









































































"HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD...


WHO THROWS GREAT PARTIES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!"























































































"GLORISSA, MY LADY!...

...WE'VE GO TO FIND A WAY

TO HAVE A BETTER PARTY 


THAN HOLLYWOOD , 

NEXT YEAR!"

















































































































































































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"Some of those Hallowen Costumes Sure are


So...OMGosh!..."












































































































Well!...

Things are 'Looking Up!

I just Graduated from 


USC Dental School!...And...

I'm about to

Get My

First Dental 


Office!...Yay!...



All those years of

Study...


are about to

'Pay Off!'...

...Big Time...Yes!...



So...as I drive down the


highway,

to the Dental Building,

I think about some of

My


Professors 

and some of the Clinical


 Instructors

that helped Me!



Oh,

...and I also think of some of 

My Classmates


and Dental 

Auxiliary 


help...

and especially

my Dental School


Patients 

who helped me 

keep a 

'Proper Perspective!'




Yes!...I'm going to

make a lot of

Patients Smile

better through My


Efforts!



So, I'm on My Way 

to see

The Place I

just bought

to Practice


My Profession

of


Dentistry!

Hip Hip Hooray!




But the only Time I can Visit the Building,

without

waiting a long Time

is to

just drive there Myself!

Right Now!...

So, I'm


almost there!




This

Dental/Medical Office Building

that I have yet to see...

has been 

on the market

for Years,

and...

...it is priced 

almost

'Next To Nothing!'

So, I bought it!...

...Sight Unseen!



Which...now that I think 

about it...I'd wonder if...

...I'd

do it again!

But...be that as it may!...


Now, 

I'm at the place

and I 

park my car 

across the street from it!




"Wow,"


I exclaim...

"One can say that

it

'Has Potential!'...

However...it does look a 

'little scary'

right now," 

I think to myself,

"but in the day light,

I just know that

it looks Just Great!"...


So, I 

get to one of the Front Gates,

and I think, 

"My...what opulent


Iron Work!...




Then...

...the gate...OMG!...


opens for me!...



"But, wait!" 

I ask myself, 

"is someone here expecting me?"




So, 

not at all scared...too much...

I stride along 

the walkway 

to the front door,

and to the side I see

'Something...

on



the Lawn!

Now I think,

Wow!...That sure

is a 

'Conversation Starter!'"


But Suddenly...

some


frightened Bats

Scatter!..



But Wait!...Oh No!

Now...

They...

...Have Their Eyes 


...on Me!


So I run and

hide behind some Bushes

and cover Myself

with My Arms

trying to swat Them Away!



And after a short while,

"Whew!," I say

to myself, "that was a close one!

...I think I'll go to the 

Front Door and See inside!"



And on my way,

I see


some

'Unusual Flowers!'




And further along, Whoa!...

there's a 

Statue that

I may have to


Remove later on!



"Oh," I think, "and there's

one Statute that


I'll just leave!"



"Hey!...Am I seeing Something?" I say,

as I think I see


Something on the side

moving 

in the Dark!





Well, whatever!...



Okay...

...so... 

I cautiously

walk up the stairs

and...

on the way to the Door...

...Crap!...

...I 


fall

into a 

Trap Door 

Hole!


Ooooh


Nooooo!....



So, after taking a quick

Inventory...

..I'm not hurt!

"Prezalo!"



And, 

I get up and

look around the Room

and...


"I need to get away from this

Interrogation Chair!" I think...


Now,

I hear some footsteps 

coming from a Hallway...

...and...they are getting louder...

...and louder...and...



Okay...

...I see another door

opposite the

coming Foot Steps

which I open with


No Hesitation...and Run!



And after a while, I 

slow down to a walk 

and

pass by an open door and

see


a person with a 

Witch kind of Laugh, saying,

"Come and Join Me!"


...Which I don't, 

and 

I

run some more

with renewed Vigor!



And then...

after a while of 

more running,

I think, "Man...just how big is this house?...

I keep going and 


discovering new places!...




So after resting and 

Catching My Breath,

I think, "I'm going to

call an Exterminator 

and 

have

Them get rid of

all of the 


'Bad Stuff' Here!"



Now...

I hear a 'Suspicious Sound'  

not far away so I 

take


a peek around a corner,

then quickly

go down a hall


and pass an open door

with some 

'People who


ask Me,

"Please Come in 

and We'll Make it so

You never want

To Leave!"...

..."Or can't" says this


One!


Not 

wanting any part 

of That Deal...

I run to another

Room and go inside...


.."Oh No, I'ma

Gonner, Now!" I 


cry!


Right then, a Voice

says,

"Leave Him!"  and that 

Scary Thing doesn't attack Me...



Then, 


turn behind Me 

to see

where that voice

came from!...



"Sir, Doctor!...says this

being in a 


Crystal Ball, "I know all About You and 

Your Purchase of

this Place!...

...Let's make a Deal!...

...Pick Me up and carry Me...

...and...

I'll 

help You Navigate This

Mansion!...

...How does that


Sound to You, Sir Doctor?"


























































































































May you have many...



...Some People

only concentrate


on How they will

Live Life

Here on Earth


...while others


want to get a


'Head Start' on


Their 'Next Segment' of...

...Eternity!"




..."As the Official Caterer...

I'm glad that...



...They Ate Up All The Food!"...




..."Of Course...

I go to


Hollywood's Party Every Year!


But I have to Leave

a little Early


Because,

Some People

and 'Things'

want



More Attention

than I can Give!"




...smiles!


















































































"Every year,

the Week after Hollywood's Party...


...We

'Heatedly Discuss'

how we can Improve Things!...And


I Love it

when We

'Exchange Our Pieces Of Minds!"



















































































"Dang!... I know that

I should've

done my

Baby Tooth Route...



Only At Night!"

































































































































































I Feel 

So Good After My...  .


.. 'Morning Mix!"...


































































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 

You're Not The Only One 

Who 

Has To ....  



...'Watch Your Back!'... 

































































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!












































































































































































"You should

see how those

Hygienists

Fight and Wiggle

While I



Spin them in My Web!"












































"I am a

Dental Hygienist

from the

Planet Xylo!...

We don't use

Our Lips

when We Kiss...


We 'Play...


...Bite' Each Other's Teeth...

...for the 'Most Thrilling Feelings!'...(Guf, Guf!)."























































"I am the

Only One

that emerged from My Mother,

because

of the 100 Developing Babies in

Her Womb,

We all had to...


Eat each other...or

...Be Eaten!"








































"Wow!... I'm just now 

thrown into

this New Mouth

by a 

'Kissing Couple!"

...I now Wonder...

what...


...New Opportunities...I might find!...






















































"I might have 

Lost some of my Colleagues

but...


They 'Ain't Gonna'

Get Me!"




















































"I had the

'Strongest Bite'

in My


'Survival Skills Class!"
















































"I'm the first Bacterium

with an

'Opposing Thumb'...and...

...I...



...Destroy Things So

Easy Now!"
















































"Forget Seconds and Thirds...

I'm going back at least


150 Times!"

































































































"Love is the

Greatest Force

in the Universe...


...Bar None!"
































































































































































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