Friday, October 18, 2019

Dentist Discovers Plot...By...Vampires And Zombies...To...Take Over...The Earth!...On... Halloween!...

"We're...Rising Up!...Now!...Yes!...Those Humans...Have...Kept Us Down....For...Too Long!...And Our...Victory!...



...Shall...Be...

...Certain!...

...and......Sweet!"...


































































































Audiences are Receptive

to

Certain influences at This Time…


And getting a little scared

may be good 

for some Laughs!


I know that I

Like to

'Mix Things up a Bit!...

...But...



...it's all in Innocent Fun, Right?"












































































































"People always want Me

to

come to Their

Halloween Parties!...


I do put Serious Efforts into


what I'm

wearing!


And when People gaze at

my Outfit,


They may think that

I'm from a 

'Far Away Place!'

...But...


...I'm not!"
















































































"Oh, My Dear Hollywood!...

You say that

some Vampires and Zombies

are going to 'Take Over?'

..Here...

...have a seat and
'

Let's talk About It!"




































































































"I'm walking my way to

Hollywood's Halloween Party!


But when I try

to

'Thumb A Ride...

...No one Picks Me Up!...



I Think I'll


...Cop A Seat!"



















































































































"Welcome, Hollywood...

I haven't been in

Your Dreams Lately...

...But...


...I'm Back...And...It's Time!"










































































"Hi, HSR!...

I'm just

showing up to



'Pick Up My Treats'...

..that You


...Owe Me...

...From Last Year!"

















































































"Some People

are Very Convincing when Their

Outfits

Match



the Way They

Carry Themselves!


Take Me,

for instance...

You can

'Tell My Book...



...From My Cover!"

























































































You and Your,

‘I like to play Scary Movies for my Girl Friend,

so that She can Hug Me tight

when She gets



Scared'

Smiles

are getting scared Myself when I hear a

Strange noise Outside!








































































































This

"October's Colors Are So Beautiful'

Episode is Presented

to You by a 



'Morphing Ghoulish Ghost', of course!































































HSR tried to scare someone, but got scared



Himself!
















HSR MUST NOW





"Wow!...This Dentist Is Also A...Fortune Teller!"




smile 

just want to have a 


wonderful day!...

...BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE WONDERFUL 

FOR HSR 

BECAUSE, HE NEEDS SOME MONEY TO HELP PAY

FOR HIS DENTAL SCHOOL'S 

EXORBITANT 
TUITION!...

SO THIS TIME, HE TAKES A JOB...WHICH PAYS WELL

BUT...IT'S 

...JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!

...HALLOWEEN NIGHT! 

AT THE LOCAL 


GRAVEYARD!...OF ALL PLACES!...

AND DURING THE ...GRAVEYARD SHIFT!...

OH NO!

AND THE NIGHT BEFORE, OF COURSE, 

HE HAS DREAMS...OF HIS GIRLFRIEND


AND HIM HAVING SOME 


INNOCENT FUN,

AND SOME TRICK AND TREATING


SILLINESS...

AND HE DREAMS ABOUT A PARTY THAT HE'S 


GOING TO BE MISSING!

SHUCKS!

SO, IT'S TIME TO WALK ON OVER TO THE PLACE

AND HE GETS A KICK OUT OF 


SOME OF THE COSTUMES THAT PEOPLE AND


PETS ARE WEARING!

YES, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AND A

LOT OF FOLKS ARE JUST SO HAPPY


AND THERE'S A LOT OF SUGARY ACTIVITY 


GOING ON 

ON THE STREETS


AND DOORWAYS!...


WITH PUMPKINS 


ALL OVER!



AND THESE GUYS WERE PLAYING LIKE THEY ARE BLIND...

SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO--


--HEY, DON'T DO DAT!



AND THIS LADY STOPS HSR AND SAYS, "HI THERE SIR,...


I NEED SOME ONE TO MAKE ME NOT SO SCARED TONIGHT...

...YOU GAME?"

"I'D LOVE TO, BUT, I'M WORKING TONIGHT..SORRY," SAYS HSR

AS HE WALKS ON...

PAST ANOTHER YARD'S ORNAMENT


AND NOW, HE'S GETTING TO THE OLD


PART OF TOWN

AND HE GOES PAST AN ANCIENT CARNIVAL 


AREA


THAT HAS SEEN SOME BETTER TIMES!...

NOW, HE'S GETTING CLOSER


JUST PAST THIS AREA NOW,


OKAY...THROUGH THIS GATE


AND ON DOWN TO THE OFFICE


TO MEET THE MANAGER!

"MY...IT'S TOO SPOOKY," 

HE THINKS!...


SO, 

SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS A LITTLE...

HSR GETS TO THE 

MAIN OFFICE BUILDING


AND CAREFULLY CREEPS DOWN THE MAIN HALLWAY


AND HE TURNS THIS WAY AND SEES


AND HE TURNS ANOTHER WAY AND SEES


AND HSR SAYS, WITH A VERY SHAKY AND WIMPY KID VOICE,

"HI THERE!"

SUDDENLY,  BEHIND HIM, 

A VERY DEEP AND RESONATING BELLOW OF A VOICE EMITS,

"GOOD DARK, SIR... 

YOU MUST BE THE YOUNG DR. REPORT!


THANK YOU FOR AGREEING 

TO GUARD THE PLACE TONIGHT!...

...IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE TO PAY 

AN ARM AND A LEG FOR 

GOOD HELP THESE DAYS...

OH, 

THERE'S AN ARM AND A LEG ON THAT TABLE OVER THERE!

BUT THERE'S CASH TOO, 

IF YOU PREFER!

I'M GOING TO A 

'GHOULISH PARTY' 

TONIGHT!...

...AS A MEDICAL SPIRIT DOCTOR, YOU LIKE

MY OUTFIT?...

...DON'T ANSWER!

JUST MAKE SURE 

ERRANT KIDS

DON'T KNOCK DOWN 

THE HEADSTONES

OR SPRAY PAINT!

OH,

HERE'S A FLASHLIGHT...THAT WORKS...

...SOMETIMES!"...



AND THE MANAGER CONTINUES,

"THE SPOOKY PHENOMENA HERE...

YOU KNOW...

...THE APPARITIONS AND THINGS...

WELL...

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM, BECAUSE...

OF COURSE, THIS IS THEIR PLACE!

HA HA HAAAAAAA,"

AS HE SHUTS THE DOOR BEHIND US 

AS WE EXIT!



THEN, 

I LOOK AND SEE 

SOME  DISTURBED BATS 


FLUTTER WITH A SCARY FORCE,

THEN 

I TURN TO SAY "BYE" TO THE GUY, 

OR WHAT EVER HE IS...

BUT...

HE VANISHED INTO THE DARK!...WOW!...

"I WONDER IF THE SUN EVER SHINES ON THIS PLACE!" WONDERS HSR...

...

SO HSR PACES CAREFULLY 

AROUND ONE AREA OF THE PLACE, AND...


"PLEASE SPARE ME 

WITH THE SCARY STUFF," HE BEGS TO HIMSELF!




"UH OH!...WHAT'S THAT?"

AND HSR SEES SOMETHING EVER SO SLIGHTLY!...


THEN 

HE TURNS TO LOOK AT 

WHERE A SOUND CAME FROM...

BUT, 

NEXT, 

HE LOOKS BACK...AND...

...YIKES!


NOW, HSR ALMOST DOES NUMBER ONE 

...ON HIMSELF!...

BUT THEN 

SHE JUST...DISAPPEARS!

OMG!...




"HI, PRETTY BOY!" SAYS THIS LADY 

OFF TO ANOTHER SIDE...


"COME INTO MY CRYPT!

"MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME," 

SWEATS HSR, 

"I'VE GOT TO MAKE 

MY ROUNDS NOW!"

AND SHE SAYS, "I'LL WAIT A HUNDRED AND FIFTY 

YEARS FOR YOU, PRETTY BOY!"



SO, 

THE TENTATIVELY WALKING HSR

GETS TO THE PART OF THE FOREST...

...ERR...GRAVEYARD...

THAT HAS LOTS OF CRACKLING 

LEAVES AND BRANCHES 

WHICH BREAK LOUD ENOUGH TO 

WAKE UP...

...THE 'YOU KNOW WHO!'...

SUDDENLY, 

SOME THING WALKS UP TO HSR...

OH NO!...


AND 

'IT' 

STARTS TO SPEAK!


"OMG!, DR. REPORT...IT'S YOU!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"




"EXCUSE ME, BUT, 

DO I KNOW YOU?" 

ASKS A STUNNED HSR...



"YES, YOU DO!...I'M THE CADAVER 

THAT YOU ARE DISSECTING 

AND STUDYING IN ANATOMY 


LAB!"

"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?" 

ASKS AN AMAZED HSR...

"I'M HERE TO PARTY 

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!" 

THE CADAVER CONFESSES...




"HEY, TELL ME HOW 

YOU GOT HERE!" ASKS HSR...

AND THE MUMMIFIED PERSON RESPONDS,

"EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE 

SOME SECRETS THAT

...THEY TAKE TO THE GRAVE 

WITH THEM!....HA HA HA!...

...OH,

AND DR. REPORT, ONE MORE THING..

PLEASE...

DO NOT LOP OFF MY LOVE GLAND!...

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE


THE FUN I'M HAVING HERE, BUDDY!...

DO THAT ONE THING FOR ME, PLEASE, OKAY?"

AND HSR SAYS, "SURE THING, MR. MUM!"



SO, WITH A HALF-HEARTED SMILE,

HSR CONTINUES HIS ROUNDS,

AND THEN 

HE TURNS ON HIS FLASHLIGHT AND 

HE PROMISES HISSELF THAT 

IF HE GETS 

TOO SCARED,

HE'S GONNA...


BOOK OUT OF THERE, PRONTO!



BUT, 

...SUDDENLY...

...THE FLASHLIGHT GOES OUT!

AND 

SOME CROWS FLY!


AND NOW...

THE MOON'S GOING DARK!...


AND NOW 

...EVEN THE STARS 

IN THE SKY...

...ARE GONE!


"OH NO!...AGAIN?...

YOW!"



NOW...

...AS HSR IS WALKING...

HE TRIPS 

OVER SOMETHING!...

AND 'THAT SOMETHING'... 

...SEEMS TO BE 

...UH OH...WAKING UP!...

SO, HSR FRANTICALLY 

TRIES THE FLASHLIGHT AGAIN...

AND...

"OH THE  _ _ _ _ ,  NO!"

HE SEES A MOVING


MONSTER!

SO HSR TURNS QUICKLY, 

THE OTHER WAY...

...AND RUNS!...

...RIGHT SMACK 

INTO A BIG TREE...

AND KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT...

FALLING TO THE GROUND!

NOW...

THIS CREATURE 

RISES UP!...

AND SAYS,


"MY...

...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!...

...I MUST PROTECT THIS SPECIES 

FROM THE OTHERS!...

BUT FIRST...

I'LL HAVE A LITTLE FUN, MYSELF!

'HAPPY HALLOWEEN!'...

TO ME!...

...HA HA HAAAAA!


...


SO...THAT MONSTER LADY

DOES SOME 'THINGS' 

WITH HSR,

THAT WE WON'T MENTION...

BUT IT INVOLVES 

HER

TOUCHING HIS

'CEPHALIC TEMPLES!'

...AND SO...

AFTER ALL OF THAT,,

SHE LEAVES THE AREA...

AND

HE SLOWLY

REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS!



"I GOTTA GET

OUT OF HERE, QUICKLY!" HE SWEARS!...




NOW PASSING THROUGH

OTHER PARTS

OF HIS

'WORKPLACE,'...

HE SEES


SOME SPOOKY-LOOKING


TREES



...OH BOY!...



"I THINK I'LL WALK RIGHT PAST THIS


'LITTLE BUILDING!"  HE

DETERMINES!





"YOUNG MAN!" SAYS THIS

WOMAN,


"FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY,

PLEASE GO PAST

THE TWO

ARCHES OVER THERE

AND

SOMEONE

WOULD LIKE

TO



MEET YOU!"




NOW, SENSING THAT HE

MIGHT NEED TO COMPLY,

HSR GOES PAST ONE ARCH


AND THEN


ANOTHER!




THEN,


"PLEASE COME IN, SIR!...

...I FEEL LIKE


I HAVE BEEN WAITING

'AGES' FOR YOU!


...YOU LOOK LIKE A YOUNG MAN

WHO THINKS DEEPLY

SOMETIMES!


...I JUST WANT TO SAY

THAT


YOU MAY WANT TO LOOK AT

'ALL SIDES OF LIFE'

AND


'COME TO TERMS' EVEN

WITH THE THINGS

YOU HATE!"



NOW HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF,

"I KNOW WHAT I WANT!...

I WANT TO

GET WITH MY FRIENDS AND

GET


AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!...

AND FORGET THE PAYMENT!"





























































































































Love Toothbrush®                                   
























































































































"They say that

Chocolate is good

for the Mood,

and I want to


get Happy!"






































































Things just

Don't Seem Right!

The Wind is Eerily


blowing

Like Never Before!

And Tonight...

Halloween Night!...

...There is an

extremely

Rare

'Blood-Thirsty


Moon!'

And the Stars and Planets

are aligning like they did


600,000 Years Ago!

...When another 

'Cataclysmic Event' 

took place!


Even the Wolves are


Upset and Unsure of

what is

about to

Take Place!



And as this 'Other Being'

flies down and


joins a group,

"My favorite Vampiress," says


President Zombie, 

"Now is the Time

for us to Join Forces,

Queen Vampiress!...And...

We Shall Rule the World!"




Now, Queen Vampiress responds,


"Yes...We Shall!...

And

Several Environmental,

Celestial, and

Spiritual Conditions

are

Beckoning Us

that we are now to Act!...

Make no mistake,

President Zombie...

...We shall Prevail!...

...The Humans on

Our Planet, shall Rule No Longer!...

Let us Consummate our Pact,

and

Initiate Our



Plans Tonight!



"That Sounds the Best



to Me!" grins

President Zombie!...




So,

as

they

Bask

in Each Other's

Presence

and

in Each Other's


Glory...

there...

...is a spy...

...who just happens to


hear Their Scheme...and

this 'Being'

just happens to 

also

be a Dentist!...

...living with 'HIZ!' (remember Last Week's Post?)





Now, the

Vampires and the Zombies 

'Ramp Up' 

their Forces to

defeat the Humans 

and 

anyone else

and anything else

that tries to get in Their Way!



"There You are!...Come 


to me,

all of you


Vampire and Zombie Soldiers!...

I shall give You

all You Need to

Win Our Battles and

Our Wars!"




"Let Me at them," says



this Gung Ho Fighter..."I'm Ready!"


So,

this Night,

Halloween Night,

The Take Over Begins!



Zombies and

Vampires are


On the Loose!...


...tearing Up 


Stuff...

and 


Causing 'Major 


Disruption!'




However,

Some Humans


...get some

'Good Licks' In!




But for the Most Part,

the Vamps


and Zoms


are



Winning!



And it seems like

more Zombies are coming

from


every where!

Who knew that 

there were 


so


Many!



And the Vampires

'Swoop'

in Large Numbers

on the


Unsuspecting!






So, not wanting the 

Status Quo changed too much,

the 'HIZ' Dentist,

Doctor Pamela Dentista,


alerts some of her 

Friends...

...who are...

...the Witches... 


...and 

the...


...Ghosts!...




"Oh No," the Doctor laments, as she tells some


Witches...

..."The Humans are losing

Left and Right!...We must

mobilize Our Forces!






And this 

'Paranormal'

appears


and 

says,


We live Symbiotically with

the Humans...and...


...if

They are All Destroyed...

there will be 


'Total Tectonic Shift'

in the prevailing

Powers of the World,

and that will not bode well 


for Us!...

I must go and 

Alert


the Others around the World!"




Now, 

this Witch who

is just getting the News

says,

"Well, I'm getting

'Down and Dirty' 

with those

Vampires and show them


Who's Boss!'"




Now, a bunch of Witches

fan out,

over the Globe to


'Cast Some Serious Spells' 

on the Vampires!



Meanwhile,

the Vampires are

having a


'Field Day!'...

...OM...


...Gosh!...



And in Los Angeles

a Secretary (?) feels 


'The Rumblings ' 

that are 

happening, 

and


gets Ready and 


Joins


the Fight!













Now,

it's a well known fact that

Zombies are

'Terrified of Ghosts!'...So

What do the

Ghosts do?...

They


'Scare the 'Bejesus'

out of the


Zombies!






Wait!...

...Look at this!...Even

Doctor Pamela Dentista



gets into

'The Action!'





Now,

with all

of the

'Pushback,'

the Zombies

'Hastily Retreat'

from the Ghosts,

back



to



Their Hideouts!




And even the Vampires,

who are

'Scared Stiff' of the Spells that

Witches



cast on them,


'Get Up And Go!'...

...Knowing that

They are No Match!







"Great!," says this

Apparition,



"We Ghosts and the Witches

Avoided a

'Major Earth Meltdown,'

thanks in Large Part To

the Great



Doctor Pamela Dentista!






So,

the Next Morning

Billions of People Wake up

from their Snoozes


'Clueless' as to

all of the Chaos and Mayhem

that happened Globally...

...on Halloween Night!



But!...Don't 'Count Out' President Zombie



and Queen Vampiress



and Their



'Ilk' just yet!
















































































































































May you have many...



..."Dressing up for Halloween,

I think,

helps People


maintain a Healthy

and Balanced

Self Esteem!


We see how People Treat Us

when We are 'Something or Someone Else!'

Sometimes, we are Treated better 

with Our New Look...


...sometimes not!...


One can Never 

Accurately

Predict the Outcome

of What Will Happen!...

..Maybe that's what















Makes it So Special!"...





...“Hollywood!...  

…Stop Flying  so Close to us…   

with… 


…Your Glider!”...





...."The Mermaid Community


Always has a Friend in HSR!


Some of My cousins 

in the Waters off of Greece


Helped him find Poseidon's Realm,

a while ago!...So...

...You can bet that

where ever he puts his feet

in any Ocean...


I'll Find Out!"...




...smiles!






























































































































“So!... 

...Vampire Report!...  

…When… 


… Did You…  


…Start Necking?”


















































































































“I can Soar the Highest… 

Of All…   



…Of The Tooth Fairies!”













































































































Be Very Careful When Some One Walks Fast And Determined In Your 


Direction!...




















































































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where A 'Wonderful Balance' Between Vocation 

And Avocation...   



...Is 'Gloriously Achieved!'...






































































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!



































































































































































“My Favorite Dessert?... 

...Chochate…  


…Hygienist a la Mode!”








































“On My Island, 

The Plaque Enemies

of the People know that They

Must 

‘Fight for All Of The Marbles,’ 


and I must Do the Same, because, 


more than Pride, I 


fight for Longevity!”






























"I'm starting to Like

My Breaks

from the Wars...


...More And More!"






















































“Ha!...You should have seen those Hygienists Scatter when 



...They Saw Me!”




















































"I Summon the Powers,

to Gain The Strength

to




'Break the Back of Plaque!"






































"I tell Ya, Girls!...

This Weapon is the Best!...

...My



Gloves don't

even Heat Up!"...























































“Don’t Blame Me For Dental Disease!...  

…I just suck the Calcium and Phosphates 


out of Enamel!”























































































"Yes, My Love!...It's macabre

All Year Long

and Halloween's 

the


'Icing on Our Cake!"




















































































































































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