...Shall...Be...
...Certain!...
...and......Sweet!"...
Audiences are Receptive
to
Certain influences at This Time…
to
Certain influences at This Time…
And getting a little scared
may be good
for some Laughs!
I know that I
Like to
'Mix Things up a Bit!...
...But...
...it's all in Innocent Fun, Right?"
"People always want Me
to
come to Their
Halloween Parties!...
I do put Serious Efforts into
what I'm
wearing!
And when People gaze at
my Outfit,
They may think that
I'm from a
'Far Away Place!'
...But...
...I'm not!"
"Oh, My Dear Hollywood!...
You say that
some Vampires and Zombies
are going to 'Take Over?'
..Here...
...have a seat and
'
Let's talk About It!"
"I'm walking my way to
Hollywood's Halloween Party!
But when I try
to
'Thumb A Ride...
...No one Picks Me Up!...
I Think I'll
...Cop A Seat!"
"Welcome, Hollywood...
I haven't been in
Your Dreams Lately...
...But...
...I'm Back...And...It's Time!"
"Hi, HSR!...
I'm just
showing up to
'Pick Up My Treats'...
..that You
...Owe Me...
...From Last Year!"
"Some People
are Very Convincing when Their
Outfits
Match
the Way They
Carry Themselves!
Take Me,
for instance...
You can
'Tell My Book...
...From My Cover!"
You and Your,
‘I like to play Scary Movies for my Girl Friend,
so that She can Hug Me tight
when She gets
Scared'
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are getting scared Myself when I hear a
Strange noise Outside!
‘I like to play Scary Movies for my Girl Friend,
so that She can Hug Me tight
when She gets
Scared'
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are getting scared Myself when I hear a
Strange noise Outside!
This
"October's Colors Are So Beautiful'
Episode is Presented
to You by a
"October's Colors Are So Beautiful'
Episode is Presented
to You by a
'Morphing Ghoulish Ghost', of course!
HSR tried to scare someone, but got scared
Himself!
HSR MUST NOW
"Wow!...This Dentist Is Also A...Fortune Teller!"
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just want to have a
wonderful day!...
...BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE WONDERFUL
FOR HSR
BECAUSE, HE NEEDS SOME MONEY TO HELP PAY
FOR HIS DENTAL SCHOOL'S
EXORBITANT
TUITION!...
SO THIS TIME, HE TAKES A JOB...WHICH PAYS WELL
BUT...IT'S
...JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!
...HALLOWEEN NIGHT!
AT THE LOCAL
GRAVEYARD!...OF ALL PLACES!...
AND DURING THE ...GRAVEYARD SHIFT!...
OH NO!
AND THE NIGHT BEFORE, OF COURSE,
HE HAS DREAMS...OF HIS GIRLFRIEND
AND HIM HAVING SOME
INNOCENT FUN,
AND SOME TRICK AND TREATING
SILLINESS...
AND HE DREAMS ABOUT A PARTY THAT HE'S
GOING TO BE MISSING!
SHUCKS!
SO, IT'S TIME TO WALK ON OVER TO THE PLACE
AND HE GETS A KICK OUT OF
SOME OF THE COSTUMES THAT PEOPLE AND
PETS ARE WEARING!
YES, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AND A
LOT OF FOLKS ARE JUST SO HAPPY
AND THERE'S A LOT OF SUGARY ACTIVITY
GOING ON
ON THE STREETS
AND DOORWAYS!...
WITH PUMPKINS
ALL OVER!
AND THESE GUYS WERE PLAYING LIKE THEY ARE BLIND...
SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO--
--HEY, DON'T DO DAT!
AND THIS LADY STOPS HSR AND SAYS, "HI THERE SIR,...
I NEED SOME ONE TO MAKE ME NOT SO SCARED TONIGHT...
...YOU GAME?"
"I'D LOVE TO, BUT, I'M WORKING TONIGHT..SORRY," SAYS HSR
AS HE WALKS ON...
PAST ANOTHER YARD'S ORNAMENT
AND NOW, HE'S GETTING TO THE OLD
PART OF TOWN
AND HE GOES PAST AN ANCIENT CARNIVAL
AREA
THAT HAS SEEN SOME BETTER TIMES!...
NOW, HE'S GETTING CLOSER
JUST PAST THIS AREA NOW,
OKAY...THROUGH THIS GATE
AND ON DOWN TO THE OFFICE
TO MEET THE MANAGER!
"MY...IT'S TOO SPOOKY,"
HE THINKS!...
SO,
SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS A LITTLE...
HSR GETS TO THE
MAIN OFFICE BUILDING
AND CAREFULLY CREEPS DOWN THE MAIN HALLWAY
AND HE TURNS THIS WAY AND SEES
AND HE TURNS ANOTHER WAY AND SEES
AND HSR SAYS, WITH A VERY SHAKY AND WIMPY KID VOICE,
"HI THERE!"
SUDDENLY, BEHIND HIM,
A VERY DEEP AND RESONATING BELLOW OF A VOICE EMITS,
"GOOD DARK, SIR...
YOU MUST BE THE YOUNG DR. REPORT!
THANK YOU FOR AGREEING
TO GUARD THE PLACE TONIGHT!...
...IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE TO PAY
AN ARM AND A LEG FOR
GOOD HELP THESE DAYS...
OH,
THERE'S AN ARM AND A LEG ON THAT TABLE OVER THERE!
BUT THERE'S CASH TOO,
IF YOU PREFER!
I'M GOING TO A
'GHOULISH PARTY'
TONIGHT!...
...AS A MEDICAL SPIRIT DOCTOR, YOU LIKE
MY OUTFIT?...
...DON'T ANSWER!
JUST MAKE SURE
ERRANT KIDS
DON'T KNOCK DOWN
THE HEADSTONES
OR SPRAY PAINT!
OH,
HERE'S A FLASHLIGHT...THAT WORKS...
...SOMETIMES!"...
AND THE MANAGER CONTINUES,
"THE SPOOKY PHENOMENA HERE...
YOU KNOW...
...THE APPARITIONS AND THINGS...
WELL...
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM, BECAUSE...
OF COURSE, THIS IS THEIR PLACE!
HA HA HAAAAAAA,"
AS HE SHUTS THE DOOR BEHIND US
AS WE EXIT!
THEN,
I LOOK AND SEE
SOME DISTURBED BATS
FLUTTER WITH A SCARY FORCE,
THEN
I TURN TO SAY "BYE" TO THE GUY,
OR WHAT EVER HE IS...
BUT...
HE VANISHED INTO THE DARK!...WOW!...
"I WONDER IF THE SUN EVER SHINES ON THIS PLACE!" WONDERS HSR...
...
SO HSR PACES CAREFULLY
AROUND ONE AREA OF THE PLACE, AND...
"PLEASE SPARE ME
WITH THE SCARY STUFF," HE BEGS TO HIMSELF!
"UH OH!...WHAT'S THAT?"
AND HSR SEES SOMETHING EVER SO SLIGHTLY!...
THEN
HE TURNS TO LOOK AT
WHERE A SOUND CAME FROM...
BUT,
NEXT,
HE LOOKS BACK...AND...
...YIKES!
NOW, HSR ALMOST DOES NUMBER ONE
...ON HIMSELF!...
BUT THEN
SHE JUST...DISAPPEARS!
OMG!...
"HI, PRETTY BOY!" SAYS THIS LADY
OFF TO ANOTHER SIDE...
"COME INTO MY CRYPT!
"MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME,"
SWEATS HSR,
"I'VE GOT TO MAKE
MY ROUNDS NOW!"
AND SHE SAYS, "I'LL WAIT A HUNDRED AND FIFTY
YEARS FOR YOU, PRETTY BOY!"
SO,
THE TENTATIVELY WALKING HSR
GETS TO THE PART OF THE FOREST...
...ERR...GRAVEYARD...
THAT HAS LOTS OF CRACKLING
LEAVES AND BRANCHES
WHICH BREAK LOUD ENOUGH TO
WAKE UP...
...THE 'YOU KNOW WHO!'...
SUDDENLY,
SOME THING WALKS UP TO HSR...
OH NO!...
AND
'IT'
STARTS TO SPEAK!
"OMG!, DR. REPORT...IT'S YOU!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
"EXCUSE ME, BUT,
DO I KNOW YOU?"
ASKS A STUNNED HSR...
"YES, YOU DO!...I'M THE CADAVER
THAT YOU ARE DISSECTING
AND STUDYING IN ANATOMY
LAB!"
"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?"
ASKS AN AMAZED HSR...
"I'M HERE TO PARTY
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!"
THE CADAVER CONFESSES...
"HEY, TELL ME HOW
YOU GOT HERE!" ASKS HSR...
AND THE MUMMIFIED PERSON RESPONDS,
"EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE
SOME SECRETS THAT
...THEY TAKE TO THE GRAVE
WITH THEM!....HA HA HA!...
...OH,
AND DR. REPORT, ONE MORE THING..
PLEASE...
DO NOT LOP OFF MY LOVE GLAND!...
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
THE FUN I'M HAVING HERE, BUDDY!...
DO THAT ONE THING FOR ME, PLEASE, OKAY?"
AND HSR SAYS, "SURE THING, MR. MUM!"
SO, WITH A HALF-HEARTED SMILE,
HSR CONTINUES HIS ROUNDS,
AND THEN
HE TURNS ON HIS FLASHLIGHT AND
HE PROMISES HISSELF THAT
IF HE GETS
TOO SCARED,
HE'S GONNA...
BOOK OUT OF THERE, PRONTO!
BUT,
...SUDDENLY...
...THE FLASHLIGHT GOES OUT!
AND
SOME CROWS FLY!
AND NOW...
THE MOON'S GOING DARK!...
AND NOW
...EVEN THE STARS
IN THE SKY...
...ARE GONE!
"OH NO!...AGAIN?...
YOW!"
NOW...
...AS HSR IS WALKING...
HE TRIPS
OVER SOMETHING!...
AND 'THAT SOMETHING'...
...SEEMS TO BE
...UH OH...WAKING UP!...
SO, HSR FRANTICALLY
TRIES THE FLASHLIGHT AGAIN...
AND...
"OH THE _ _ _ _ , NO!"
HE SEES A MOVING
MONSTER!
SO HSR TURNS QUICKLY,
THE OTHER WAY...
...AND RUNS!...
...RIGHT SMACK
INTO A BIG TREE...
AND KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT...
FALLING TO THE GROUND!
NOW...
THIS CREATURE
RISES UP!...
AND SAYS,
"MY...
...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!...
...I MUST PROTECT THIS SPECIES
FROM THE OTHERS!...
BUT FIRST...
I'LL HAVE A LITTLE FUN, MYSELF!
'HAPPY HALLOWEEN!'...
TO ME!...
...HA HA HAAAAA!
...
SO...THAT MONSTER LADY
DOES SOME 'THINGS'
WITH HSR,
THAT WE WON'T MENTION...
BUT IT INVOLVES
HER
TOUCHING HIS
'CEPHALIC TEMPLES!'
...AND SO...
AFTER ALL OF THAT,,
SHE LEAVES THE AREA...
AND
HE SLOWLY
REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS!
"I GOTTA GET
OUT OF HERE, QUICKLY!" HE SWEARS!...
NOW PASSING THROUGH
OTHER PARTS
OF HIS
'WORKPLACE,'...
HE SEES
SOME SPOOKY-LOOKING
TREES
...OH BOY!...
"I THINK I'LL WALK RIGHT PAST THIS
'LITTLE BUILDING!" HE
DETERMINES!
"YOUNG MAN!" SAYS THIS
WOMAN,
"FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY,
PLEASE GO PAST
THE TWO
ARCHES OVER THERE
AND
SOMEONE
WOULD LIKE
TO
MEET YOU!"
NOW, SENSING THAT HE
MIGHT NEED TO COMPLY,
HSR GOES PAST ONE ARCH
AND THEN
ANOTHER!
THEN,
"PLEASE COME IN, SIR!...
...I FEEL LIKE
I HAVE BEEN WAITING
'AGES' FOR YOU!
...YOU LOOK LIKE A YOUNG MAN
WHO THINKS DEEPLY
SOMETIMES!
...I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT
YOU MAY WANT TO LOOK AT
'ALL SIDES OF LIFE'
AND
WITH THE THINGS
YOU HATE!"
NOW HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF,
"I KNOW WHAT I WANT!...
I WANT TO
GET WITH MY FRIENDS AND
GET
AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!...
AND FORGET THE PAYMENT!"
"They say that
Chocolate is good
for the Mood,
and I want to
get Happy!"
Things just
Don't Seem Right!
The Wind is Eerily
blowing
Like Never Before!
And Tonight...
Halloween Night!...
...There is an
extremely
Rare
'Blood-Thirsty
Moon!'
And the Stars and Planets
are aligning like they did
600,000 Years Ago!
...When another
'Cataclysmic Event'
took place!
Even the Wolves are
Upset and Unsure of
what is
about to
Take Place!
And as this 'Other Being'
flies down and
joins a group,
"My favorite Vampiress," says
President Zombie,
"Now is the Time
for us to Join Forces,
Queen Vampiress!...And...
We Shall Rule the World!"
Now, Queen Vampiress responds,
"Yes...We Shall!...
And
Several Environmental,
Celestial, and
Spiritual Conditions
are
Beckoning Us
that we are now to Act!...
Make no mistake,
President Zombie...
...We shall Prevail!...
...The Humans on
Our Planet, shall Rule No Longer!...
Let us Consummate our Pact,
and
Initiate Our
Plans Tonight!
"That Sounds the Best
to Me!" grins
President Zombie!...
So,
as
they
Bask
in Each Other's
Presence
and
in Each Other's
Glory...
there...
...is a spy...
...who just happens to
hear Their Scheme...and
this 'Being'
just happens to
also
be a Dentist!...
...living with 'HIZ!' (remember Last Week's Post?)
Now, the
Vampires and the Zombies
'Ramp Up'
their Forces to
defeat the Humans
and
anyone else
and anything else
that tries to get in Their Way!
"There You are!...Come
to me,
all of you
Vampire and Zombie Soldiers!...
I shall give You
all You Need to
Win Our Battles and
Our Wars!"
"Let Me at them," says
this Gung Ho Fighter..."I'm Ready!"
So,
this Night,
Halloween Night,
The Take Over Begins!
Zombies and
Vampires are
On the Loose!...
...tearing Up
Stuff...
and
Causing 'Major
Disruption!'
However,
Some Humans
...get some
'Good Licks' In!
But for the Most Part,
the Vamps
and Zoms
are
Winning!
And it seems like
more Zombies are coming
from
every where!
Who knew that
there were
so
Many!
And the Vampires
'Swoop'
in Large Numbers
on the
Unsuspecting!
So, not wanting the
Status Quo changed too much,
the 'HIZ' Dentist,
Doctor Pamela Dentista,
alerts some of her
Friends...
...who are...
...the Witches...
...and
the...
...Ghosts!...
"Oh No," the Doctor laments, as she tells some
Witches...
..."The Humans are losing
Left and Right!...We must
mobilize Our Forces!
And this
'Paranormal'
appears
and
says,
We live Symbiotically with
the Humans...and...
...if
They are All Destroyed...
there will be
a
'Total Tectonic Shift'
in the prevailing
Powers of the World,
and that will not bode well
for Us!...
I must go and
Alert
the Others around the World!"
Now,
this Witch who
is just getting the News
says,
"Well, I'm getting
'Down and Dirty'
with those
Vampires and show them
Who's Boss!'"
Now, a bunch of Witches
fan out,
over the Globe to
'Cast Some Serious Spells'
on the Vampires!
Meanwhile,
the Vampires are
having a
'Field Day!'...
...OM...
...Gosh!...
And in Los Angeles
a Secretary (?) feels
'The Rumblings '
that are
happening,
and
gets Ready and
Joins
the Fight!
Now,
it's a well known fact that
Zombies are
'Terrified of Ghosts!'...So
What do the
Ghosts do?...
They
'Scare the 'Bejesus'
out of the
Zombies!
Wait!...
...Look at this!...Even
Doctor Pamela Dentista
gets into
'The Action!'
Now,
with all
of the
'Pushback,'
the Zombies
'Hastily Retreat'
from the Ghosts,
back
to
Their Hideouts!
And even the Vampires,
who are
'Scared Stiff' of the Spells that
Witches
cast on them,
'Get Up And Go!'...
...Knowing that
They are No Match!
"Great!," says this
Apparition,
"We Ghosts and the Witches
Avoided a
'Major Earth Meltdown,'
thanks in Large Part To
the Great
Doctor Pamela Dentista!
So,
the Next Morning
Billions of People Wake up
from their Snoozes
'Clueless' as to
all of the Chaos and Mayhem
that happened Globally...
...on Halloween Night!
But!...Don't 'Count Out' President Zombie
and Queen Vampiress
and Their
'Ilk' just yet!
May you have many...
..."Dressing up for Halloween,
I think,
helps People
maintain a Healthy
and Balanced
Self Esteem!
We see how People Treat Us
when We are 'Something or Someone Else!'
Sometimes, we are Treated better
with Our New Look...
...sometimes not!...
One can Never
Accurately
Predict the Outcome
of What Will Happen!...
..Maybe that's what
Makes it So Special!"...
...“Hollywood!...
…Stop Flying so Close to us…
with…
…Your Glider!”...
...."The Mermaid Community
Always has a Friend in HSR!
Some of My cousins
in the Waters off of Greece
Helped him find Poseidon's Realm,
a while ago!...So...
...You can bet that
where ever he puts his feet
in any Ocean...
I'll Find Out!"...
...smiles!
“So!...
...Vampire Report!...
…When…
… Did You…
…Start Necking?”
“I can Soar the Highest…
Of All…
…Of The Tooth Fairies!”
Be Very Careful When Some One Walks Fast And Determined In Your
Direction!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where A 'Wonderful Balance' Between Vocation
And Avocation...
...Is 'Gloriously Achieved!'...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“My Favorite Dessert?...
...Chochate…
…Hygienist a la Mode!”
“On My Island,
The Plaque Enemies
of the People know that They
Must
‘Fight for All Of The Marbles,’
and I must Do the Same, because,
more than Pride, I
fight for Longevity!”
My Breaks
from the Wars...
...More And More!"
“Ha!...You should have seen those Hygienists Scatter when
...They Saw Me!”
"I Summon the Powers,
to Gain The Strength
to
'Break the Back of Plaque!"
"I tell Ya, Girls!...
This Weapon is the Best!...
...My
Gloves don't
even Heat Up!"...
“Don’t Blame Me For Dental Disease!...
…I just suck the Calcium and Phosphates
out of Enamel!”
"Yes, My Love!...It's macabre
All Year Long
and Halloween's
the
'Icing on Our Cake!"
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