Friday, October 11, 2019

“Some Zombies Come Back…For Their…Dental Recall Appointments…And…Whoa!...All... _ _ _ _ Breaks Loose!”...

…”Loose Teeth!…Pus!…Bleeding Gums!...Give It To Me!...Doc!...So That I Can…Win…Like Last Year!...As The…  


…’UnLife Of The Party!”…









































































































“Hi There!...  

...Please Come In!...

...You Can Stay…


...As Long As You Like! 

...As a Matter of Fact...


…You Never Have To,…


...'Hypothetically,’…

...Leave!”…


















































































































“This Halloween …  

…I Want to be Myself!...   

…But Look Like…   

…Somebody Else!...   

…That’s The Point, Right?...  


…I don’t want People to…   

…‘Fear’ Me…  

…and My Outfit!


...I Do, however…  

…want to Be…   

…’Shockingly Mysterious!’…  


 ….Making One Wonder…   


…What Life is Like…  


‘In The Glow!...  

...Of...


…You... 

…And I!”


















































































































Every Year, 

Hollywood has a Long Dance 

with me at the Party

and 

He continues to 

Prove that it takes



Two to 'Tango,' 

and



...Two to 'Tangle!'"



























































































"Yes!... I'm going to

Hollywood's Party!

Why do


You ask?

...You want to ride with Me 

because You 

Like the Way that


I make an 'Entrance?'...Okay!"...





































































































"So, You're at

the End of Your

Train Ride...


...would You 

Like for me to


Call an Uber?"









































































"I'm a Regular at

Hollywood's Party!...

And this Year,

I'ma


'Tear The Roof Off The Sucka!'"
































































































"Halloween...Sshhmalloween!... I'm really

Thinking about HSR because

I haven't Heard from Him!...


He went to the Island of Tapia

and was going to explore

the Open Seas in a...

...Personal Craft!


I Tell You...

...Not knowing 

'Where My Love Is'

is sort of like...Halloween!


...I'm Scared!...of Both!"...



















































































"It's True

that

I want 'World Peace!...

But

I was a


Globe Last Year!"

































You and Your 

‘I like going to the Club 

and watching 



Pretty Women’ 

Smiles 

are

Getting Scared when 

One of them 

'Invites You In' and is



‘Too Forward!’









































































This 'Ultra Scary Episode for this Time of Year

is Spoken to You...in Your Face...

by a


Super Convincing Character!






























































Carving Pumpkins can be



Intricate

Family


Fun!

But...

...Some People...

Like HSR

...thinks that

it's a

No-


Talent-Needed Skill!

He'll even use 'Natural Gases'

to


Prove a Point!...

Watch Out!...




Yes!...HSR

has to

'Watch Out!'...Everyday!

You, and He...never know...

when things will

'Go South!'



Well...one more 'Gen,' HSR

is 'Caught In The Middle!'...

And this is at

a 'Very Sensitive '

time of the Season!


...I hope things work out!


...But, sadly...They may not,

but...We shall See!


Peep what happened in

'Dracula... 


...Or 'Draculea'

...Who Has 

The Better Bite?"...



And right before that

in

"Hey Zombies!...Word Up!..Here Are Some Tips and



Tricks To Keep Your Smile...And Persona ...Good And...Ugly!"


...And boy, does the

'Slippery Slope Keep Getting...

...More Slippery!'


You see, HSR

STILL NEEDS TO MEET THE

EVER-INCREASING COSTS

OF HIS

TUITION PAYMENTS

FOR

USC


DENTAL SCHOOL,

AND...

HE'S NOT QUITE

CUT OUT

TO DRIVE FOR

UBER OR LYFT,

SO

TO GET THE 'DUCKETS'

FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR

HE 

SEEKS OUT EMPLOYMENT 

AT HIS FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD 


"FUNNY FARM!"...

WHICH IS 

NOT TOO FAR 

FROM HIM,

BUT HE WILL HAVE 

IRREGULAR HOURS,

WHICH MEANS THAT 

SOMETIMES HE HAS TO

...WORK NIGHTS!

OH NO!...



BUT, 

THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS 

FOR HIM

IS TO...SHOW UP 

FOR HIS FIRST DAY!...



SO, 

AFTER

ALL OF 


THIS PREPARATION

AND STUFF,

HSR STARTS WALKING 

TO THE SANITARIUM

AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE


BUSILY GOING THEIR WAYS...



BUT

HSR ALSO COMES ACROSS


PEOPLE THAT AREN'T 

GOING ANYWHERE!...

THEN 

HE PASSES A WOMAN THAT 

IS KEEPING THE


STREETS CLEAN!...


NOW, 

THIS LADY SAYS,


"YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT I NEED...

GOT A SEC?"

AND HSR REPLIES, 

"HEY, MAYBE LATER, BUT

NOT NOW!

AND HE CONTINUES ON...

THEN LATER, 

AS HE WALKS FURTHER,

YIKES!

A WOMAN IS


TRAPPED!...SO

HE FREES HER

AND SHE RUNS AWAY!...

"THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A 'BIG MESS!'" HE SHRIEKS!

SO STILL ON HIS WAY,

"HI, SIR...DON'T WALK SO FAST..

LET ME


TAKE YOU

FOR SOME MONEY,

AND THEN YOU CAN GO!

HSR, SAYING NOTHING, 

JUST KEEPS WALKING!


"HEY, HOLLYWOOD...'MEMBA ME


I SAT NEXT TO YOU 

IN HIGH SCHOOL TRIG!"


"OH HI,

MARCIA GARCIA BARANDA!...

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW?" ASKS HSR...



"I'M TRAVELING THE WORLD...

AND I 

GET PAID 

TO WRITE ABOUT IT!" 

SHE SAYS.



"WELL, I'M STARTING THIS JOB 

AT THE MENTAL WARD 

NEAR HERE," SAYS HSR...



"PLEASE,

LET ME WARN YOU 

ABOUT ONE THING, 'WOOD...

DON'T LOSE YOUR ID BADGE...

OR THEY'LL KEEP YOU...

...I AIN'T 


LYIN'!" SAYS BARANDA...



"I'LL REMEMBER THAT!...YO, 

I GOTTA GO...

BUT, 

GOOD TO SEE YOU!...AND

...BYE!" SAYS HSR...

AND 

HE KEEPS GOING ON HIS WAY...

"HEY, BIG BOY!...


"I NEED A LOAN REALLY BAD!...





"I DON'T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW," SAYS HSR, 

"BUT THANK YOU!"

AND 

HE KEEPS GOING

BUT HE ALSO SEES A WOMAN


WHO SEEMS TO HAVE 

FALLEN ON SOME HARD TIMES!...

AND HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF, 

"WELL, I'M JUST THANKFUL 

FOR WHAT I HAVE! 

AND I'MA COUNT 

MY BLESSINGS! AND 

I HOPE THAT 

THIS JOB ISN'T DEALING WITH

 PEOPLE THAT ARE REALLY


OUT OF IT, AND IN FAIRY-TALE


LAND, WHERE I HAVE TO


RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE TO CATCH 'UM!"

"SORRY, SIR, FOR ALMOST


BUMPING INTO YOU," 

THIS STREET GUY SAYS TO HSR...

...

SO HSR FINALLY GETS THERE, 


BUT,

SOME WOMEN ARE ARGUING


OVER A GUY 

WHO IS 'PROLLY' INSIDE OF THE PLACE,

AND HSR WALKS ON OVER 

TO THE FRONT GATE

AND GIVES 

THE GUARDS HIS NAME,


AND THEY LET HIM ENTER, 

AND THEY TELL HIM,

"REPORT TO THE MAIN OFFICE...FIRST FLOOR!"

SO,

HE GOES 

INSIDE THE BUILDING AND 

WALKS DOWN A HALL WAY 

AND HE SEES PEOPLE


MOVING ABOUT...

"HI, MISTER...

...YOU MUST BE


NEW HERE, RIGHT?" 

SAYS A TEENAGE  GIRL..



"YES, I AM" SMILES HSR...



"WELL, PEOPLE SMILE 

WHEN THEY FIRST GET HERE...

...THEN THEY STOP!...

THAT'S HOW I COULD TELL 

THAT YOU'RE NEW!"

SAYS THE GIRL...



"YOU'RE PRETTY PERCEPTIVE, 

YOUNG LADY!" SAYS HSR...



"AND, SIR, THE OFFICE 

IS THE OTHER WAY, " SAYS THE GIRL...



"WELL, THANKS!" SAYS HSR AS HE STARTS 

IN THE CORRECT DIRECTION...

BUT 

ON HIS WAY, 

HE HEARS SOME GUY 

TELLING A LADY 

TO TAKE HER MEDICINES,

BUT, 

SHE DOESN'T


WANT TO!

SO, 

HSR FINALLY WALKS INTO 

THE MAIN OFFICE AND 

SITS DOWN

AND THE SECRETARY 

ASKS HSR, 



"ARE YOU A NEW PATIENT,

OR A NEW HIRE?"



"A NEW HIRE!" SAYS HSR.



AND THE SECRETARY LAUGHS, "SOMETIMES, 

IT'S HARD TO TELL 

THE DIFFERENCE!"



"IN THAT CASE," SAYS HSR, 

"I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY BADGE!"



"RIGHT, MR. REPORT, BECAUSE, 

YOU MIGHT JUST GET 

AN EXTENDED STAY! HA HA, HA!" 

THE SECRETARY CRAZILY 


LAUGHS!

"WELL, EVERYTHING'S IN ORDER, SO,

JUST GO DOWN TWO DOORS 

TO THE STAFF LOUNGE 

FOR A WHILE!" SHE FINISHES...



AND HSR PASSES ONE ROOM


BUT, WHEN HSR GETS TO THE LOUNGE,

A LADY THERE SAYS,


"HI THERE!... 

YOU MUST BE THE NEW GUY!...

...I'M DR. AMY! 

AND I CAN TELL

 IF A PERSON

IS CRAZY OR NOT 

JUST BY 

LOOKING AT THEM!"



"OKAY...WELL, 

DR. AMY, 

PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME

TOO HARD, 

BECAUSE 

I MIGHT BE THINKING

THAT YOU'RE 

THINKING SOMETHING!" SAYS HSR.



"OKAY, I WON'T LOOK 

TOO HARD AT YOU, 

BUT

I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU, 

BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE!...

AND I HEAR THAT 

YOU'RE IN DENTAL SCHOOL...WHERE?" SHE ASKS...



"AT 'U.S.C.'" GRINS HSR.



"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?" SHE ASKS...



"I KNOW A LOT OF GIRLS!" SAYS HSR BACK...



THEN SHE 

LONGINGLY LOOKS HSR 

UP AND DOWN...



"CAN YOU TELL SOMETHING ABOUT ME 

BY LOOKING 

AT MY BODY LANGUAGE, NOW?


"I CAN TELL THAT...

...YOU LIKE TO 

LAY ON YOUR BACK!" JOKES HSR!...



"OMG!


YOU SURPRISE ME, YOUNG MAN!"



"MR. HOLLYWOOD, SIR," 

SAYS THIS DEEP-VOICED GUY 


WHO JUST NOW WALKS IN, 

"WE NEED YOU 

TO HELP 

TAKE A PATIENT 

TO A ROOM!"

SO, 

HSR GETS UP AND SAYS, 

"SEE YOU LATER, DR. AMY!"...

THEN 

HE LEAVES 

WITH THE OTHER GUY.

AND DR. AMY 

WATCHS HSR


GO!



SO, 

AS THEY WALK 

TO THE PLACE 

WHERE THEY NEED TO GO,

HE PASSES BY 

ONE LADY


"PLEASE, COME BACK

AND SEE ME LATER, 

HANDSOME TIGER!" SHE SAYS...

THEN  

THEY FINALLY REACH TO THE 

WOMAN NEEDING ASSISTANCE,


AND PICK HER 

UP 

AND TAKE HER 

TO HER ROOM!


...WITH SOME DIFFICULTY!...

AND, 

AS THEY LEAVE HER 

BEHIND A LOCKED DOOR,

HSR PASSES BY ONE OTHER PATIENT 

THAT'S SO SATISFIED TO


BE THERE!

THEN, HE PASSES BY 

ANOTHER PATIENT IN THE HALLWAY 

WHO IS JUST


ENTERTAINING HISSELF!

AND THEN 

HSR GOES AROUND A CORNER, 

AND HE DOESN'T KNOW IT,

BUT ANOTHER GIRL,

A SNEAKY ONE...


WAITS 

FOR THE RIGHT TIME AND


PILFERS 

HIS BADGE AND WALLET!

OH NO!

AND 

ABOUT AN HOUR LATER, 

AS HSR 

MAKES HIS ROUNDS,

A GUARD STOPS HIM AND ASKS

FOR HIS ID

AND HSR 

SEARCHES HIS POCKETS...

...BUT IT'S GONE!



AND THE GUARD SAYS,

"WELL, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME...

...RIGHT NOW!"



AND HSR SAYS, "BUT I WORK HERE!"



AND THE GUARD SAYS, "AND SO DO I!" 

SO, 

HSR PUTS UP SOME RESISTANCE


THEN, THE GUARD  

HAULS HSR OFF, AND SAYS


"YOU'RE GOING TO THE LOBOTOMY 


CLINIC!"



"OH NO! SAYS HSR...


"SOMEBODY SWIPED MY STINKIN' BADGE!"

...


SO NOW,

HSR'S

STRAPPED

IN A GURNEY

AND IS GIVEN A SHOT

TO BE

'OUT OF IT'

AND,

THE LADY ATTENDANT

TALKS TO A FRIEND

ON HER PHONE

AND SAYS,

I GOT A CUTE ONE HERE, GIRLFRIEND...

I COULD


EVEN GO CRAZY FOR HIM!"...

BUT...

...THINGS ARE NOT A JOKE!...

BECAUSE...

NOT ONLY IS HSR

BEING RUSHED


OUT OF TOWN...

...HE'S... 

...IN A 'MENTAL


CARAVAN!'

SO,

HE IS

BROUGHT TO


THIS PLACE 

WHICH LOOKS LIKE THERE

 JUST MIGHT BE


'NO ESCAPING!'...

...ESPECIALLY WITH


THESE GUYS AROUND!

SO,

HSR FINALLY

'COMES TO'

AND HE KEEPS TELLING THEM,

"I'M NOT A PATIENT, I WORK THERE!"


AND THE OTHER GUYS SAY,

"SURE YOU DO!"

...AS THEY


DRAG HIM DOWN 

ONE HALLWAY


THEN ANOTHER


ONE...

AND THEY

GO PAST TWO WOMEN IN 


A ROOM...

THEN 

THEY GET TO 


THIS ROOM,

WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO

HAVE THIS 

OCCUPANT IN


THERE ALREADY!

SO THE GUARDS

THROW HSR

IN AND

SLAM THE DOOR

SHUT!



AND AFTER SOME MINUTES,

THE WOMAN ASKS HSR,

"WHAT THEY GET YOU FOR?"


AND HSR RESPONDS,

..."I WAS WORKING AT

THE OTHER SANITARIUM

AND

SOMEBODY

STOLE MY BADGE!...SO

THAT'S HOW I'M HERE...

NO ONE BELIEVES ME!"



"I BELIEVE YOU!"


SHE SMILES!


AND THEY TALK MORE,

AND THEY EVEN START TO

MOVE CLOSER TO EACH OTHER!


"I HAVE AN IDEA ON HOW

WE CAN GET FREE

FROM THIS PLACE,"



SHE CONFIDES...



"LET'S DOI IT!" HSR SMILES.



SO,

SHE GETS BEHIND HIM

AND SHE USES

HER TEETH TO

UNBUCKLE HIS STRAPS!...

AND HE

DOES THE SAME

FOR HER!...



NOW,

THEY ARE

BOTH FREE!...




BUT WHAT'S THIS?...

THEY HEAR A GUARD

COMING DOWN THE HALL

SO THEY PUT

THEIR JACKETS BACK

OVER THEM,

AND THE GUARD THINKS

EVERYTHING'S FINE!...



OKAY...

SO THEY WAIT

FOR TWO MORE HOURS

AND DURING

THAT TIME,

THE WOMAN NUDGES UP TO HSR AND SAYS

"I'M GLAD THAT

YOU



CAME MY WAY...

AND I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU

JUST HOW MUCH

RIGHT NOW!"



AND AFTER THEY

'PLAY CRAZY' A LITTLE...

SEVERAL TIMES...

THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE

AND THEY

GO OUT OF THE DOOR

AND

GO DOWN THIS



HALL

AND THEY FINALLY

GET OUTSIDE


AND THEY MAKE IT A LONG WAY AWAY


AND PASS BY AN OLD


CIRCUS!

AND NOW

THEY FINALLY REACH A TOWN!


"I WONDER WHAT THEY CALL THIS CITY?"

ASKS HSR...


AND THEY WALK AROUND 

SOME MORE...



"HI THERE, YOU TWO," 

SAYS

THIS LADY!...


...I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE

COLD AND HUNGRY...MY

PLACE IS RIGHT

ACROSS THE STREET...

COME ON IN...

...YOU'RE WELCOME...

BECAUSE...

THERE ARE A

LOT OF

CRAZY PEOPLE

OUT HERE, OKAY!"


AND THEY RESPOND,

"THANKS FOR THE

HOSPITALITY, MISS!"


...



SO THEY GO

TO HER APARTMENT BUILDING


ACROSS AND CLIMB THE 


STAIRS, AND

GO DOWN A 


HALLWAY,

AND AS THEY

PASS SOME OPEN DOORS

THEY SEE...


...OMGOSH!...I DON'T KNOW!

NOW THE GIRL THAT WAS WITH

HSR AT THE SANITARIUM

TAKES OFF RUNNING 

OUT OF THE BUILDING,

LEAVING JUST

HIM AND THE WOMAN!...

SO, 

AS THEY REACH HER 

APARTMENT FRONT DOOR

IT...

IS OPENED!....

WITH 

A


HAND!





"THANKS FOR OPENING THE DOOR,

MISTER FINGERS!" 

SAYS THE LADY,

THEN, 

SHE TURNS TO HSR WHEN

THEY ARE IN 

THE APARTMENT 

AND SHE SAYS,

"I'M CHANGING INTO SOMETHING

MORE COMFORTABLE!...

...BE RIGHT BACK!"



AND WHEN SHE

RETURNS SHE ASKS,


YOU ARE THE FIRST GUEST THAT

I HAVE HAD HERE

IN A VERY LONG TIME!



AND USING A VERY HYPNOTIC STARE

SHE SAYS,


"YOU WANT TO STAY HERE A WHILE, RIGHT?"



AND HSR, 

UNDER 'DEEP HYPNOSIS,'

PAUSES


AND SAYS,

"YES, MAM...I DO!"




"GREAT," SHE


RESPONDS!...


"NOW YOUNG MAN...LET'S GET STARTED!...

...LET US DRINK OUR 

'ELIXIR OF 


POWER!'"



THEN, 

THEY BOTH PICK UP THE

GOBLETS AND 

GULP ALL OF THE 

'POTION' AND,

THE WOMAN SAYS,

"LET US HUG EACH OTHER NOW...

FOR 'CELESTIAL SUPPPORT!'...

...FOR WE


WILL NEED IT AS OUR PERCEPTIONS

BECOME

MORE CLEAR!"



AND THEY DO JUST THAT!...

AND NOW

HSR VISIONS


TRAVELING THROUGH THE COSMOS,

AND


'FEELING' HIS WAY AROUND,

AND THEN, 

OF COURSE,

DENTAL


TEETH COME TO MIND!

AFTER THAT,

A 'PEACEFULNESS' 


MAKES ITSELF PRESENT!

THAT IS...

UNTIL THEY BOTH 

ENCOUNTER...

















































































Love Toothbrush®                                     






























































"Try not to be the

Bearer of Bad News because

it


Might Hurt!"










































































































The Wonderful

Doctor Ulysses Dentinegra,



is the only Dentist

in Town that

wants to treat

People Afflicted with the

'Permanently Life-Altering Condition'

called

'HIZ,'

aka

'Human Immuno



Zombie-itis!'



So that makes him

Very Popular in

'Zom' Communities all over!



Well,

Today starts out like

every other

Day, with him waking up

and

taking the Subway



a short distance to

His Dental Office.



"Hey there, Doctor Dentinegra,"

smiles this lady,

"I really



feel better after you

fixed my Gums!...I just had

two Marriage Proposals!"




Now,

the Doctor replies,



"Well, That's Wonderful!...Are You

going to start a Family?"






"Yes!,"

She Smiles,

"I want



Five Boys, Five Girls, and Five 'Alternatives!'"




"Ha, ha!" the Doctor laughs, "Well

just let Me check their Teeth, Mkay!"



"Sure Doc!...See ya!" She laughs...




Now, another Person he knows on the street

says,



"Hi, Doc!...Have a great Day!"




"Thanks!"





"Hey, Doctor Dentinegra!...Slow Down!..

I wanna

talk to You!"

(Puff, Puff)



...I'm having a

Birthday


Party next Week,

and


...You're invited,

My Friend!...

...That's all!...

I'll


See You Later, Doctor!"





"Thanks for the Invite!...I'll see You Later, too,

Mr. Smithereens!" says the



Good Doctor!



And, along his Way,

Ulysses sees some



'Appropriate

Holiday


Themes!






Now, as The Doctor

is about to enter his Office,

a Lady comes up to

Him

and says,

"Hi, My Beautiful Doctor!...

...I just



got a New Job as a

'Night Manager'

at

at McCrusty's!...Thanks very much

for 'The Bling!'"




"You're Welcome!"



So,

He finally gets to

His


Dental Office, and

a 'Person' walks up to him

and


says, "Doctor,

You're so Fine!...

Can You believe it!...

..I've had a crush on You

All of These Years!"




And

He smiles as he opens the Office

and begins treating

'Regular People'


in the Morning.

And, yes...Time flies by!...







"Welp," says Doctor Dentinegra,


..."I just finished my Last

Regular Patient...

and now...

...I have some

People living with

'HIZ'

to 

take care of...

...then I'll 'Call it a Day!'"




And 

an Associate 

of the Doctor says,

"You might want to

'Call It A Night!', instead, Sir!...

...I hope that Things go well 

for you...but...

Something tells Me


that there may be 

Some...

Shall I say...

...Complications...

...Coming Up!"



And Doctor Dentinegra replies,

"The last Time I saw Them...

...Things were a little 

'Touch and Go,'  

but everything 

turned out Okay!"



"Well, You can't say that I

didn't 


warn You, Sir!"



And just then,

a Knock on the Door

sounds out and 

the Doctor opens it

and

a 'Gang of 


Zoms'

try to make it

through the door all

at Once!...



"Hold On,

Ladies and Gentlemen,

no need to rush!" says the Doc.





But it's the

'Special time of the Year' and

Loads and Loads

of Zoms just


drop on in!



So,

he starts

with one unusual case 

that requires

some unusual


Intervention!



Then, 

there are the regular


Toothaches

and


Cleanings!



"Thanks for My

New Grill, Doc!"

says one


Satisfied Customer!




But, then...

the Line outside starts to get

Real, Real Long and

The Zoms out there get all



Impatient and Stuff!




"Doctor Dentinegra," says his


Associate, "it looks like

we have more

Patients than we can 

handle Outside

and it's starting to 

Cause

Patients

to


turn


on

each other!



So, now...

The Doctor excuses himself

and goes into the 

Private office in back

and

He


starts to

...Trans...


...form!




OMGosh!...Now the Doctor looks like

...this...


and then he rushes out 

to the Waiting Room

and outside and 

puts one

'On The


Ground' 

and shouts to all of the Zoms,

"You Alls  Betta Behave...or...Else!"



Then,

it's all Quiet...

and everyone

quickly displays  

Their Best Behavior!

Now, 

the Doctor

goes back into his Office

and 

'Reforms' 


back

into 


His 'Cool' Self!




 Now,

His Associate just says,

"Hey, Doc...I can


Hear a Pin Drop 


out there Now!"
































































































































































May you have many...

..."Hi there!

I'm glad that 

You Finally 

Scrolled Down to 

See Me!...



I'm having some Extended Thought

as to



what I want to

Dress Up and

'Be' this Year!



With so many

'Competing Desires,'


it's difficult to 


decide!...


Come to Think of it...

I think I'll just be

a


'Stronger and More Determined Version'

of Myself!"...





..."HSR!...

...You say that you have

an


'October Gift'

for Me!"...






..."Last Year,

Hollywood dressed up

as a

'Muscular Life Guard!'...


and 


I found out that


Those Muscles are Real!"...




...smiles!


















































































"My Costume is a

Mixture of


"Conspicuous Consumption'

and


'Save The Amazon!'"



































































"Yes!...

I do Primary Teeth Exchanges for

several



'Protected Alternative Species!"













































































"I Make The Best 



































































































"Hi, Hollywood!...I'm Over Here!...   Hey!...I need to Warn You!...  








































































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!

























































































































































"You say that

you dropped 

something in here?

...Well...

go ahead and 


Put Your Hand in 

to Get It!"
























































"Captain!...

We have a Situation!...

The Wingnium Element on

the Ship is

is about to

Transform and...Explode!...

...Shall I...


'Jettison the Cargo', Sir?"



























































"I use 'Guerrilla Warfare Techniques!

I can hide in



The Biofilm's Wastelands

and in their


 Community Resorts

and



Hit 'Um where

They Least expect it!"
























































"Ladies and Gentlemen!

...It's Staph versus Strep!...

...And...

it looks like...


Strep is Winning!"






















































I have just been

Accepted into the

Winge Institute of Oral Hygiene!...

...Yeah!...

Now is



'My Time to Shine!'"
























































I have just been

Promoted to

Command and Direct

1,000 Hygienists

in The Next Battle!

...I know that this is

a Great Honor,

but...



I wonder how

My Family's

going to take it!"






















































"Hygienist McGraw...

I'm glad that

We are talking now!...

Just Like Everybody Else...

I...



...gotta make a Livin', too!"































































"It's That Time of Year...

For Bags of Candy!...

I want My



Sugar, Sugar, Sugar!...

Sugar, Sugar, Sugar!

























































































































































































































































“My Love For You…   

…Is…  


 …All In My Bones!”…






























































































































































































































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