Hello, I’m Karen! My Smile Drives Men Crazy! Why, I’ve Had Them Do…

Please excuse the HSR, WHILE WE GO TO THE GYM FOR A THOROUGH STRENGTH, AEROBIC, AND FEXIBILITY WORKOUT, so your “concentrated-core, chi-centered, and feng shui-harmonized“ smile can get functionally-juiced, in a moment’s notice!

Listen, girl!…

You can see that, I’ve got the hair, I’ve got the body, the shoes, the face, the smoothest skin, the legs, the lifestyle, the empire, and the best fashion-style sense.

Hey, you can say that I’m blessed and I’m built! Globally!

Honey, check this out—I’ve noticed that men act one way if I just look at them.

But they act a totally different way—almost amped-up—if I stare at them and smile simultaneously!

I’ve known that I had this power of my presence since I was in junior high, but I really learned how to harness and concentrate my successful flirting strategies, when my braces came off in high school.

Since then, it’s been almost nonstop adoration from the boys!

I don’t have many girlfriends, because they only try to steal your man, and I don’t have many gay-guy friends, because they only end up chasing guys away!

But my trusty smile…I can always depend on my sonrisa to pull me through!

Always!

Just showing it makes me happy!

But guys, they think I’ve fallen desperately for them, if I cast teasing smiles their way!

And, boy, do they come a-running!

I run my own highly successful business conglomerate, especially one called “Vests For Chests!”

I design, and sell millions of stylish haute couture vests for the man and the woman who wants to make a distinctive and dignified, yet daring, statement that they gloriously lead, not follow, in life’s fantastic adventures!

Yes, for me, life is all that, and a bag of gourmet chips, with caviar dip, of course!

In my lines of work, I come across many powerful men who straight out want to buy my businesses. Or partner with me.

They soon learn that my businesses are not for sale.

They all find that out soon enough, but who said I can’t have a little dynamic fun in the process!

Men are all the same. They only differ in how they trip over themselves trying to convince me.

Now, don’t get me wrong…I don’t just string them along, then heartlessly toss them aside, bruised egos and all.

I truly listen to what they have to offer.

And some of them are doozies!

One guy offered to give me his fortune, if I only “allowed” him 51% of the company. He bought me one of those long, beautiful, and new, white Bentleys and parked it in front of my glass office the next morning.

“Thanks, but no thanks!,” I executively decided, and  gave him a “gotta go” smile and moved on!

I googled him and learned that he has more ex-wives and mistresses than the royal families have summer homes!

Another one, a well-known designer, who has way too much body hair, even on his fingers, took me to dinner at the city’s top restaurant, to invite me to see his high fashion production building in the middle of Paris…and to personally spend three weeks with me at his opulent palace to do so.

Playa!

I sat my glass down, looked out over the restaurant’s expansive city views, smiled him a wide one, and told him that I already knew how his operations worked, and that I would love to sit front row at his upcoming Spring Week Fashion Show, if time allowed, and that I would pay for dinner.

Before we got up to leave, he showed me an extremely expensive, multi-diamond, Tiffany and Company Majestic Diamond Necklace, which I could have on the spot, if it would seal the deal.

I told him I already had a pink one!

And then I got up, almost pressed my cheek against his, sensefully smiled, and told him I’ll remember him always!

I elegantly twisted away in my high heels and his jaw dropped!

On my way out, the handsome waiter who served us, thanked me for our patronage and discreetly handed me his card.

Again.

I have two of his other cards from my previous dining visits. Talk about persistent!

But I know he was only making bets with his coworkers in the kitchen.

Men!

My finger was made to twirl them around!

Girl, I’ll tell you more when we’re in the Ladies Room!...

May you have many…be careful about what you ask for—you might not be able to handle the enormity of it all!...if the sun rises, and you do also, you have a brand new chance to continue doing your thing!...please tell me the reasons why happiness is better when it is shared…smiles!