The Love ToothBrush® Has Just Been Born! Here…Get One For You Know Who...!

THE HIGHLY-DECORATED,  AND HER MAJESTY'S SECRET FAVORITE ADMIRAL, THE INIMITABLE AND SUAVE HSR, ALONG WITH HIS RAG-TAG SHIPMATE CREW OF RUFFIANS, HARDHEADS, MALCONTENTS, AND JUST SOME PLAIN, OL’ GAP-TOOTHED, HARD-PLAYING, BACK-SLAPPING, FAR-SPITTING, CARD-CHEATING, DICE–UP-THE-SLEEVE THRILL SEEKERS, ARE JUST ABOUT TO LAND THEIR CLASSIC PIRATE SHIP NEXT TO AN ENCHANTED ISLAND, WHICH IS RUMORED TO HAVE A QUARTER OF THE WORLD’S GOLD AND DIAMONDS, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE—BUT MOST OF THEM ARE WEARING PATCHES OVER ONE EYE—SO IT’S A TRUE STATEMENT—but as we drop anchor, your “ I just love the view from up here in my helium balloon” smile, begs us to go back home for your phone charger, some ice cream, and your favorite pillow!

                                                                                                                   Back to Love Toothbrush®
                 

"Once you come out, there's no going back in!"

Now there’s a new kid on this crowded, rough-and-tumble, oral hygiene products block! And, there’s a lot of pushing, shoving, and elbowing going on, to get the attention of you purchasing consumers!

On Thanksgiving Wednesday, at exactly 12:00 noon, 2014, this newly-arrived, long-incubating baby came out, and opened its eyes to its online presence, but it didn’t start by uncontrollably crying, boohooing, and sobbing upon arrival…it came out…

…with its little patented chest puffed up, its chin held high, and it pumped a little fist, and declared:…

…“Let’s Rock!”

Beta testing of the supply and distribution channels are being tested in a flurry of busyness (no dust in the air, though, just excited anticipation!).

The creator of the Love ToothBrush, and the author of this blog, Pacific Coast Dentist Ralph Winge, D.D.S., welcomes you, and urges you, try out this “fashion-and-function-statement-worthy” toothbrushing implement.

However, it was originally designed to give as a gift to someone you love! Gifting this brush will show those that receive it from you, that you really care about them and their smiles…a lot...and with a unique designer flair!

Our work results, how far we go, and how we process what we do, ultimately depends on the sophistication of our tools, instruments, armamentarium, and the techniques that we use.

Now, here’s an opportunity to elevate your game, step up your progress, and improve your results…and it’s all staring you right in the mouth!

Three of my mottos I live by:

-“Use the best to bring out your best!”

-“All things with Love, and all things with Style!”

-"The Love ToothBrush®...not just for friends and lovers!"

It’s almost getting to the point that, in the future, if you don’t try the Love ToothBrush®, will you be uncivilized?

So, go ahead and order one! You'll be thrilled with the new stimulation of this new designer brush…

…after all…I made it just for you all!

May you have many…this gifting season, may you get all of what you need, and most of what you want!...and, on the fly, compare those need/want parameters to the appropriate reality/fantasy indexes, to stay current, as you’re walking down the shopping aisle… I’m so glad that I’m alive to write all of this, and you’re alive to read all of this, and that you may healthfully go on living your life outside of this blankity-blank blog!…smiles!