RED ALERT! THE VIRTUAL HSR HAS NOT BEEN SEEN, EVER SINCE HE WAS CAPTURED, BOUND, GAGGED, AND SHUFFLED OFF BY ROGUE HACKERS—HE IS MUCH TOO IMPORTANT WITH INTELLIGENT KNOWLEDGE TO BE “NEUTRALIZED”—SO INSTEAD, HE IS BEING ISOLATED WAY FAR AWAY FROM HIS USUAL AND CUSTOMARY CYBERLOCALE, ONTO A SECRET AND HIDDEN MULTI-STORY CHIP, IN THE MIDDLE OF A THIMBLE OF HOT MERCURY, AND THAT WAY HE’S APPARENTLY AND VIRTUALLY STUCK AND WON’T GET IN THE WAY OF THE HACKER’S EVIL SCHEMES TO DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH THEIR TECHNIQUES OF “VOMITING” ACROSS THE WHOLE INTERNET, SPAM, BOTS, BACKDOOR COOKIES, DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTACKS, AND THEIR MOST HIDEOUS OF INTENTIONS—TO ACTUALLY CUT OFF ALL FANS IN ALL COMPUTERS TO RAISE THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE JUST 5 DEGREES C, WHICH WILL MELT AND SCREW UP ALL SILICON-BASED DECISION-TREE BRIDGES IN EACH AND EVERY MICROCHIP, THEN THE BITS AND BYTES WILL HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR SURVIVAL, AND THE BYTES WILL WIN BECAUSE THEY HAVE VIRTUAL JAWS AS THEIR NAME IMPLIES, AND THERE WILL BE PANIC IN THE STREETS, AND ALL TRAVEL, COMMERCE, AND BLOGGING WILL SCREECH TO AN IMMEDIATE AND GRINDING HALT, BRINGING THE SIGNAL-PROCESSING WORLD TO ITS KNEES, BUT THE HSR HAS A TRICK OR TWO UP HIS VIRTUAL SLEEVES TO GET OUT OF THIS DIFFICULT COMPUTATIONAL CORNER, BUT IN THE MEANTIME, HE’S CHATTING IT UP WITH SOME OTHER BEAUTIFUL BLOGGERS ALSO HELD WITH HIM, AND MIND YOU, WITH ALL OF THE VIRTUAL AMENITIES OF A GOOGLE UNIVERSITY CAMPUS (GOURMET FOOD, LODGING, NATURE PARKS, ENTERTAINMENT, AND SUCH), HE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE IN MUCH OF A RUSH TO LEAVE AT THIS MOMENT, but your “I’ve got to find some way to tell the HSR that he needs to try and break out from there real soon, so that he can return and start his part to save the world, right now!,” smile, is pacing back and forth, impatiently waiting for the World Internet to come back on so you can binge-watch Netflicks in the presence of your Strawberry Praline Double Bonbons, which have been staring at you every time you open the freezer!
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“When searching for one thing, you may find another!”
Beautiful afternoon
Beautiful beach
Beautiful you…
I just found a map
That looks like it’s a secret
From everyone else
A treasure…maybe with
Gold dablooms!
It’s on this island
And I should find it…
But I need to find you first
Because I came here with you
And your scenic,
Paradise smile
To relax and to get sautĂ©ed…
I followed a bird
That showed me
The map in a bottle…
A pirate’s old rum bottle
So it has to be real…
Walking back from my find
You’re nowhere to be found…
Maybe I’m at the wrong beach
I’m walking now to the cove
Right north of this one
It’s a short hike
But you’re not there either
So, I trek to the cove to the south…
On my way, I tell myself
That the people in Colorado,
Utah, and Montana
Should get a chance to see
The kaleidoscopic skies and the
Hypnotically mellow ocean
There you are, in the distance
And that same sea gull
Is flying above you
But there are two men
In dark suits and sunglasses…
Very out of place…
Trying to force you to walk
Away with them…
I hurry my walk
To get to you
But I stay hidden
Behind some trees
So those guys won’t see me
Maybe I can find out what they want
And free you
In this free country…
I’m close enough now to hear
While hiding behind some ferns
That they are asking you for me
Because they know that
I have the map
That they want…
How does news
Travel so fast
In paradise?
Fast like kites in the sweet, silent winds?...
…and high tech binoculars, I guess.
And maybe with the help of that bird…
I need a plan
And I need it fast
Because your smile and I…
TO BE CONTINUED...
May you have many…this week, instead of saying "uh huh," say "okay," okay?!...to really understand someone, I'll offer to walk a mile in his shoes, but not hers, and as long as they are a size ten!... I wonder if the smooth, caressing wind on my skin, also feels good to the wind itself, as it blows around the contours of our Earthly objects…smiles!
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