“Astrodentites!”..."The Teeth” of Supermassive Black Holes, Discovered By Astronomer/ Dentist!

STATIONED ON THE DECK OF THE CARRIER'S CONTROL MODULE, THE MIGHTY CAPTAIN HSR IS LOOKING OUT OF THE FRONT WINDOW OF THE MASSIVE SPACE EXPLORATION SHIP

AS HE SITS IN HIS HI-TECH, AND REGAL THRONE CHAIR RECLINER,

AND IS TAKING SLOW, DEEP, AND REPETITIVE MEDITATIVE BREATHS WITH RELAXED, HALF-CLOSED EYES, AND HE IS VISUALIZING HOW HIS NEXT EXPEDITION WILL BE A GLORIOUS SUCCESS, WHICH WILL INVOLVE THE COLLECTION OF THE UNIVERSE’S MAJORITY AMOUNT OF THE ELUSIVE, HIGHLY UNSTABLE, AND PROHIBITIVELY-EXPENSIVE ELEMENT, WINGNIUM, WHICH HAS TWO MORE PROTONS AND NEUTRONS AND ELECTRONS THAN UNUNOCTIUM (ATOMIC NUMBER 118), AND WHILE 118 IS THE SO CALLED “LAST ENTITY” ON THE CURRENT PERIODIC CHART, THE HEAVIER WINGNIUM,

WHICH GIVES CHEMISTS ROUGH NIGHTS OF SLEEP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, IS THE FUNDAMENTAL BUILDING BLOCK OF THE “MEGA ATOM,” WHERE THE PROTONS, NEUTRONS, AND ELECTRONS BEGIN TO EXHIBIT “ORBITAL FLUIDITY” INSTEAD OF THEIR USUAL DISCRETE ORBITAL CONFIGURATIONS, AND THIS ALLOWS EXTREMELY STRONG METALS TO TURN TO LIQUIDS AND GASES WITH VERY LITTLE PHYSICAL MANIPULATION, AND WHILE ALL OF THIS MAY SEEM TRIVIAL, THERE ARE IMMENSE MILITARISTIC RAMIFICATIONS AND APPLICATIONS, WHICH WILL MEAN GREAT SHIFTS IN THE PREVAILING BALANCES OF GALAXIAL POWERS, SO THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE MOST IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT OF HIS CAREER…AGAIN…BUT AS HE RUMINATES ABOUT ALL OF THIS, OUT OF THE SIDE OF HIS EYE, HE NOTICES A TINY SPACESHIP ALL OF A SUDDEN APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE,

TO A POSITION WITHIN HIS FORCE SHIELD PROTECTION, AND HSR RAISES ONE EYEBROW AND THINKS, “LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE…COMING IN HERE WITH THEIR CELESTIAL CONDENSER VEHICLE! ( A CELESTIAL CONDENSER IS A SPACE SHIP THAT CAN TRANSMUTATE ITSELF FROM STARTING COORDINATES TO ENDING COORDINATES, AND IT BASICALLY “SHOWS UP” AT ITS FINAL DESTINATION BY OVERCOMING LINEAR TRAVEL LIMITATIONS!), I’M GOING TO RADIO TO THEM THAT MY SOLDIERS WILL BOARD THEIR SHIP…RIGHT NOW!,” BUT BEFORE THE HSR CAN PRESS A BUTTON AND SEND OUT THE TROOPS TO INSPECT THE SHIP, A BEING “JUST MATERIALIZES “ RIGHT IN FRONT OF HSR ABOUT TWO FEET AWAY!...

...IT’S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SPACE TRAVELER, OR IT SEEMS TO BE…AND SHE LOOKS STRAIGHT INTO THE HSR’S EYES AND SPEAKS, “I’VE FINALLY FOUND YOU…YOU HOMO!,” AND THE HSR QUICKLY ADDS, “CYBERGRAPHICUS…HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!…AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING, BARGING IN ON MY SHIP LIKE THIS…WHERE ARE YOUR PROTOCOLS THAT YOUR MOTHERSHIP TAUGHT YOU!…AND JUST WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR SELF?”…THE WOMAN SLOWLY SASHAYS A LITTLE CLOSER TO HSR, AND THE HSR STANDS UP, AND SHE PURRS OUT, “MY NAME IS LASERIA BLUE, FROM THE ZOOMERIA CLUSTER,” AND THIS NEWS HAS THE USUALLY NONCHALANT HSR RAISE BOTH EYEBROWS AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND REPLY, “ SO YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE…!,” AND LASERIA PLACES A SOFT FINGER OVER THE LIPS OF THE HSR, AND SHE WHISPERS,” NONE OF THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN’T GOTTEN SERIOUS WITH THAT FLOOSIE TAAK-TAAK…

…LASERIA CONTINUES, “HSR, YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE THE HOTTEST STUFF IN THE WHOLE MILKY WAY, EVEN IN THE WHOLE LANIAKEA SUPERCLUSTER… THAT’S WHY I HAVE TO WARN YOU TO BE CAREFUL ON YOUR VOYAGE FOR THE WINGNIUM HAUL!” AND HSR BLURTS OUT, “THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE HIGHER-THAN-CLASSIFIED SECRET…BUT EVEN YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?!” THEN LASERIA STEPS CLOSE TO THE HSR, WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND HIM AND ASKS, “NOW, CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS “STAR KISSES?” AND THEY LOOK INTO EACH OTHERS EYES…AND THEN EVEN DEEPER…AND SHE SEES HIS SILICON PLASMA…AND HE SEES HER…HER SILICON PLASMA, TOO…THEY ARE NANOPARTICULATELY COMPATIBLE!…BUT THE HSR PLAYS IT COOL AND DOESN’T LET HER KNOW THAT HE KNOWS THEY ARE FROM THE SAME STAR-TRIBE…OR DOES SHE ALREADY KNOW?...BUT ANYWAY, THE HSR WHISPERS BACK, “THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW ABOUT THE COMPROMISED WINGNIUM PLAN, THIS WHOLE SHIP COULD HAVE GONE SUPERNOVA…WE’VE GOT A BIG LEAK AT COMMAND HQ

 AND ONCE I GET THIS SORTED OUT, I’LL FIND YOU AND WE’LL SPEND SOME TIME IN THE STAR KISS NEBULA, LASERIA, SO WE CAN DO IT RIGHT!” SO HE TOUCHES IS FOREHEAD ON HERS, AND SLIGHTLY TOUCHES HIS LIPS WITH HERS, JUST TO LET SOME SPARKS FLY, BUT NOT TOO MUCH SO THEY DON’T GET ELECTROCUTED WITH URGENCY, AND SHE SAYS, “I’LL HOLD YOU TIGHTLY TO THAT PROMISE!, BYE, NOW!,” AND SHE TAKES TWO STEPS BACK AND “VANISHES” BACK TO HER SHIP, WHICH THEN VANISHES ITSELF, IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS AFTER, HOWEVER, WHEN THE HSR RESTS HIS HANDS ON HIS BELT SIDES, HE NOTICES THAT HIS SMALL RESOURCE POUCH IS MISSING!, “DANG IT! THAT SLY FOX! I’M GLAD THAT SHE SAVED MY LIFE WITH THAT NEWS, BUT NOW, I’VE GOT TO GET MY STUFF BACK…WOW!”…so, that is not the last of the fireworks between them, rest assured, because your “may I wake up again tomorrow, because I have some “hot stuff” that I plan to do” smile, laughs, because you know that the HSR above secretly put a Galactic GPSer on Laseria’s suit before she left, to make it easier for him to find her!

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“Eating is very important…don’t skip it!”

A Los Angeles-based Dentist, Dr. Ralph Winge, who also has an Astronomy hobby, has theorized that recently-discovered Supermassive Black Holes (SMBH) physically “chomp,” with almost unimaginably huge forces, the different types of matter and antimatter down to their constituent elementary particles, which are then fundamentally transformed themselves, as the matter disappears from this Universe into the Super Massive Black Holes.

“They’re the ultimate vacuum cleaners of the universe!” quips Winge.

“We’re also still having fun trying to mathematically theorize whether the transforming matter disappearing into the SMBH, still “shows up” in this same universe, or into another “invisible-to–us” universe!

“But, I’m not saying that SMBH have Supermassive Teeth, no. But to crunch down the various matters before they are swallowed away, definitely has some parallels with how humans manipulate the food within the oral cavity before that food “disappears,” too!” He calls the “grinding forces” of the SMBH “Astrodentites,” and reemphasizes that we cannot actually see them on the insides of a SMBH for examination.

“The tidal, gravitational, and almost masticatory disintegration processes working, has to be more than just the rocks, photons, neutrinos, dark matter, planets, stars, dust, and other “interstellar materia” getting slammed and crammed together at near-light speeds, and breaking up into the tight space of the Black Hole’s infinitely small singularity… there are not-totally-understood forces that “rip to infinitesimal shreds,” everything that sinks into the Black Hole.

“Chewing and gnashing with opposing, and colliding strengths, possibly equivalent to the powers of 100 million suns or more, meeting head on, every nanosecond, potentiated with the wild, unexplored, and extreme Black Hole Physics behaviors deep within the SMBH, make investigating this type of ultimately destructive masticatory mechanism, better left to theory, instead of practice, which would otherwise mean an invariably fatal one-way trip into the “forbidden bellies of these most unusual beasts!

“That’s because, according to theory, once a person enters into a Black Hole, he or she cannot communicate with the outside to talk about the conditions from within. Plus, a person will certainly be “horribly dematerialized” probably even before he or she goes swirling down to and within the so-called event horizon of the SMBH.

“Once we learn to conquer slower-than-light space travel, and gain a chance to study regular Black Holes (if there is such a thing), and SMBH, from a safe distance, without falling into one, or being hit by incoming interstellar materia, I’m sure that our findings will be surprising!” counts Winge.

May you have many…what would you rather have: a lot of money or a lot of blessings?...should we be happy and dance a little each day?...Real progress can only be made in the “today” time set!…smiles!